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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2203

Run No : 2203 Venue : Taman Pelangi Indah

Hares : Baba Chong Teck Siang / Mama
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Oh gosh, it's Pelangi Indah yet again
This is getting incredibly insane

It's getting into my wits
The choice was downright stupid

Isn't there a better place to run?
And have our weekly dose of fun

Look yonder and scour around
A virgin site will surely be found

Baba and Mama were the hares
"Bad choice? Ugh, who really cares"

At 6.00pm came the on-on sound
Ironman shot off like a hound

The terrain was ever so familiar
How can one get lost oh dear

Monkey hill nearby has been flattened
Short of space to run at every turn

Thousands of footprints have been left behind
Whose but yours and yours and mine

The PUB pipeline is a good marker
If you lose your way you must be a sucker

Traversing up hills and down the valleys?
Alas, the land has been shorn of its beauty

Back home the hares offered mee-siam
To keep any complainants "diam"

Circle was the usual mundane affair
Sad to say there ain't much flair

Just going through the motions
Without trying new innovations

At the end we had a good meal
For RM10-00 it was a steal

Have we seen the last of Pelangi Indah?
Don't ever bet your last dollar lah!

AH YO YO AND 2 IN 1

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2202

RUN NO: 2202
WHEN: 22nd Dec 10
HARES: SOH ASS 018-7911111/LAW CHEE 016-7847426
WHERE: PONTIAN ROAD
HOW: Take J.B. – K.L. road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian Road, pass Taman Universiti or take North-south highway, after Kempas toll,exit at Skudai and turn right into Pontian road.Look for HHH signs.

JBHHH # 2202 (22-12-2010)
THE WINTER SOLSTICE RUN WITHOUT A PROPER END
The run-site was at the soggy compounds of a remote fane (福德宫) along the Pontian Road; for most of us, this is a new run-site and many missed the hidden ingress to the temple temenos even after the industrious Hares put up banners and signs way before the point; that goes to show hashers are bloody blind drivers that need re-tests!
Due to the Winter Solstice Festival (Dongzhi-冬至), the turnout was not expected to be large; but the reputation of the Hares, SOH ARSE (臀疮) and his fellow front-runner LAU-CHI (老妓) still attracted a sizable attendance. Some of the early-arrivals went straight to the altar to seek divine inspiration and mostly to beg for propitious numbers! Our Empat-ekor Towkay Handsome Law (寒酸佬) was doing a roaring business! This isolated fane now has a neighbouring Hindu Kovil and many like Dongfanghong(东方红 ) and Kimchi (金姬)were very wary and respectful not to park their jalopies in unsanctified positions lest they be accursed!
The run started innocuously behind the temple toilet; perhaps to indicate that it was going to be a shit of a run! The trail led us left into the rubber and after brief sojourn on the tapper’s track we came to the tarmac which is the road to the Orchid Valley. Paper then turned right onto the lallang-patch and veered diagonally at 11 o’clock. There were suppose to be three checks; but due to the confusion created by the many contingents of SCBs, the front-runners went helter-skelter at the Third Check; even with the chaperoning of the sweeping co-hare FLINTSTONE (火石)! Either he was doing a lousy job or the FROPs were very keh-khiang! The run really disintegrated into a snafu at this blighted third check and as the FROPs met with the many coteries of meddlesome SCBs, the co-hare persisted on leading the full-trailers back to the righteous path which some of them did; the rest just followed the sounds of Bulldozer’s (推土机) horn and negotiated a ravine and stroll home via the palm estate. A group wandered as far as the new prison and was thwarted by the high walls and the impenetrable jungles! What do you expect of the precinct of a prison? Even with the guidance of the co-hares the finishers came home well benighted; after all it was Winter Solstice, the day with the shortest daylight hours.
The hares bribed us with packets of nasi lemak and plenty of kuehs, including a big pot of Tangyuan soup to mark the festival and soon all the foibles and fumbles were sweetened in the dumpling consomme! The on-site speakers were blaring away with Christmas songs before the Circle; and after our ritual ablutions, our sweet GM-冰淇淋 called the circle to order with the warbling of Swing Low followed by a further (and more atrocious) warbling of hash hymns by LSB ( 老实碧客); the GM complained that he has lost his gusto after his long absence and put him on ice because of this frivolous reason! The WHIP again went AWOL and HANDSOME took over as the acting Whip; in fact he proved to be more hilarious and witty than the original! But Flintstone quite correctly penalised him for conducting the Circle like an MCA convention; once again LSB was singled out for public pillory for certain offences which were trumped up by his many ‘friends’! Though many departed the circle for their home festival, the small circle, as last week’s scribe poignantly noted, was more quality than quantity.
The On-On was at this wayside eatery in Kangkar Pulai called CHOO LIN (竹林)and the small place was totally dominated by our four tables; but the glare of the local hoods were indeed very intimidating! Luckily, the boss Mr. Chew-邹先生 is a kingpin in the kampong. This warong-style eatery though a bit down-market, was surprisingly able to churn up some delectable dishes! And to wash down the high cholesterol there were copious amounts of Carlsberg and also a bottle of Chivas to add on to the merriment and boost further inebriation! And all that was later generously declared FOC by the Hares! A BIG KAMSIAH; ZHU NI DONGZHI BUBU GAOSHENG; SHENGDAN PING AN; XING NIAN KUAI-LE!
ZHONG DEXIANG+YU SHIMEI (钟德祥-俞十妹)

Friday, December 10, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2201

RUN NO: 2201
DATE: 15th Dec 2010
HARES : Boh Chia Chee 012-7070340 & Boh Chia Lan 012-7709191.
WHERE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.

Run No: 2202 15th Dec 2010
Hares: Bo Chia Lan and Bo Chia Chee
This is going to be a short and easy hash trash, reflective of this run that is as uninspiring as the effort to set a hash run nowadays. To start it off, the runsite itself is a no brainer. How to run at Desa Tebrau nowadays ??? There is hardly any running ground and to add salt injury, we have been running there and Pelangi Indah ( same running ground albeit different parking ground) many weeks in tandem. Talk about complacency that is contaminating JBHHH, apparently the oldest hash in the world. The irony with these old hash farts is that Alzheimer has already set in and you can make theyl believe that they are the best hash in the world. Okay, this is my last comment on the runsite.
So, what do you expect about the turn out ? As low and short as this trash is going to be. Low effort, low expectation runsite and so low turn out. A busload left after the run which left our circle with only about 50 weak versus our usual of 100 strong. The irony was that the circle was easier to handle and that commanded focus. With attention on the circle, there was upbeat attempt by hashers to take on the floor open section and that added spice to the whole whipping ritual. Think about it, would you prefer a quality small crowd or a big bunch of juveniles that you have to use the hailers to roar to.???.....hmmm. that reminds me, is JBHHH now full of quality or quantity ?
The co hare Itchy Kang puts in a lot of effort in setting a tricky check but since there is no area to run at all, go in any direction and you will finally find the trail. As it goes, hit the pipeline again and you will know the home trail. Put a few retarded on this run and they will probably lead you out too.
ON ON ON was at Johor Jaya, not a usual place but we know it as Bo Chia Lan’s restaurant. Suddenly, we have five tables strong due to last minute turnout of few non starters who came to ‘support’ their triad hash brothers. They have to sit together, drink together and eat together. Soon they will sleep together at brokeback mountain. I never understood the word ‘support’ in Hash, I always thought I come to hash to rejuvenate myself. As if God wanted to punish this decaying hash, it rained heavily as the last dish was served. Maybe the rain was also to wash away the rubbish that I have written above but then its up to you to look at the essence of reality or dwell in ignorance. Afterall, I talk to my pigs this way everyday when I wash and feed them and they still sell at a good price, otherwise, how do I afford my new BMW and Mercedes ……
ON ON ON
Sore Arse
(Pig Farming Specialist)

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2200

RUN NO: 2200
WHEN: 08th Dec 10
HARES: KCB 019-7704676/LA PAR HUA 019- 7704676
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2199

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RUN NO: 2199
DATE: 1st Dec 2010
HARES : PINK PANTHER 012- 7792355/KHOR BEE HONG 016-7093018
WHERE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.

RUN NO: 2199 HARES: PINK PANTHER N KHOR BEE HONG
Run-site : Taman Desa Tebrau is one of three or four oft-selected venue for J.B. hash due
to its proximity to what I don't really know. There are myriads of run-sites dotted
everywhere for one to choose. Kong Kong is one. Therehasn't been a run there for a long
while. Yes its quite far and isolated I agree. But it would put a smug on Bulldog's face. No?
Pre-run : Hare Pink Panther has an ardent admirer in the form of sexy Dolly Parton No 1
who generously sponsored ang ku kway. A good number of members stole amorous glances
towards her and her larger than life boobs. The crowd size was nothing to crow
about.Slightly smaller than usual due to the school holidays. The missing ones are on
cruises and vacations.
The run : A few minutes after the flag-off it started to drizzle. You know the die-hards
would not be deterred, noteven by a downpour, what more a few drops of water. The slow
walkers and the short cutters made a u-turn and just made a few rounds at the park.
Someone overheard that it would be a short trail. But it was not to be. A number of runners
returned at around 7-30pm. Lesson learnt. Never never believe hashmen's talk. Its sort of a
second nature to them.
Circle : I am not going to write anything about the circle. Its the same stuff each week.
You have read it all the time. Hash whip or asst whip catches Tham Sook for icing. Later on
Tham Sook catches the whip in return. Next gm catches Handsome Lau. Handsome then
catches ex gm who then catches ex ex gm. It's cliche and mundane. Why couldn't they catch
those who seldom sit on ice so that they have a chance to drink the half plastic cup of free
beer? That would be variety I must say.
On on. : At Shin Jee Restaurant Taman Johor Jaya. Imust congratulate the hares for a good
selection of dishes. As always the hard drinkers created the most din and always the last to
leave. The social drinkers like me would prefer to take leave early. That is hashing lah. To
each his own. No imposing of will on anyone. Well thanks to Pink Panther and Khor Bee
Hong for an enjoyable evening. On On !
KCB and partner

Monday, November 22, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2198




RUN NO: 2198
WHEN: 24th Nov 10
HARES: INDOMEE 012-7100004 (DEEPAVALI RUN)
Members : RM30.00
Guests : RM50.00
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.


JBHHH RUN No. 2198 (24-11-2010)
THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS WITH A FOOD-GALORE!
The run-site was conveniently located at PELANGI INDAH to suit the OC INDOMEE who is the Penghulu of the Taman; this annual DEEPAVALI RUN was hosted by our 5 Hindu brothers (one Bayee included) and partly subsidised by our club and our levies. The initial slight drizzle drove many who had registered earlier to turn up late and the resultant effect was that the run started with a less-than-encouraging crowd, very unlike our usual horde of about hundred! After sheltering under the large marquee, the rain subsided for us to embark on our Deepavali stroll. Co-OC KANASAI gave us a briefing in Tamil which only Tongkat Ali understood! And off we went towards the pipeline.
The entire run was on very well-trodden and familiar terrain and MOH MUN THAI complained that the supposed three-check affair was reduced to two when our kiasu porcine Singaporean-guest BABI HUTAN stumbled onto the paper on the pipeline and truncated the trail substantially! The latter even had the audacity to brag that the run was no better that their Singapore Thirsdae pondan-trails! The start was through the derelict housing estate of JP PERDANA and then the paper took an abrupt turn over the stream, into the ubiquitous palms. The rest of the trail was a mundane wandering towards the quarry-end of the posterior of Puteri Park and rounding back over the craggy hinterland of the houses. The first finisher KAPILAN came back well within the hour; 80 % of the pack typically didn’t see any checks at all! Welcome to JBHHH!
The GM called the circle with the usual pendulous swinging ritual followed by the icing of our Hindu asses and followed by a brief announcement by the Inter-Sec and then followed by a promo from the GP GM about their upcoming celebration cum D n D. Mild pyrotechnics were lighted to illuminate the one-ring circus. However the substantial part of the Bollywood program was hijacked by Flintstone and his cohorts to delve into the goings-on at the Singapore Thirsdae D n D which proved to be too boring for the non-attendees to stomach! Perhaps next time such episodes should be given a quota at the circle! Not everyone was there! It is rather presumptuous that the trivial infractions of a few should interest the majority! Sanity was finally restored when Moh Mun Thai did a bit of prosecutions on the day’s offences; LSB and his G/F sat the longest as many of the former’s so-called comrades piled on his agony by amplifying and exaggerating his sins!
Due to the On-On being on-site, the Circle was prolonged until way past 9.20 before we broke up for the food-carnival! Indeed our Indian brethren did an excellent job! They compensated for the short run with a plenitude of victuals that can satiate an army! There were Fried Chicken and Porridge a’la Bochialan (GP) and dainty cakes a’la Kongkek followed by a vast array of Indian delicacies that included Roti Jala, Mamak mee-goreng, nasi kari, fried fish, mutton, veggies and endless sticks of satays! What a party it was! And to top it all a quality blue tee was given to commemorate the festival! Good show-lah bro! TO MAHARAJAH, INDOMEE, KANASAI, PAIMA, TODI-SAMY AND DISCO, NANDRI & SUKRIA!
A VERY SATISFIED AND GRATEFUL CHINAMAN

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2197

RUN NO: 2197
DATE: 17th Nov 2010
HARES : CHILLI PADI 019-7361600 & DAVID SEE019-7457158
WHERE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs. RUNSITE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU

JBHHH RUN No. 2198 (24-11-2010)
THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS WITH A FOOD-GALORE!
The run-site was conveniently located at PELANGI INDAH to suit the OC INDOMEE who is the Penghulu of the Taman; this annual DEEPAVALI RUN was hosted by our 5 Hindu brothers (one Bayee included) and partly subsidised by our club and our levies. The initial slight drizzle drove many who had registered earlier to turn up late and the resultant effect was that the run started with a less-than-encouraging crowd, very unlike our usual horde of about hundred! After sheltering under the large marquee, the rain subsided for us to embark on our Deepavali stroll. Co-OC KANASAI gave us a briefing in Tamil which only Tongkat Ali understood! And off we went towards the pipeline.
The entire run was on very well-trodden and familiar terrain and MOH MUN THAI complained that the supposed three-check affair was reduced to two when our kiasu porcine Singaporean-guest BABI HUTAN stumbled onto the paper on the pipeline and truncated the trail substantially! The latter even had the audacity to brag that the run was no better that their Singapore Thirsdae pondan-trails! The start was through the derelict housing estate of JP PERDANA and then the paper took an abrupt turn over the stream, into the ubiquitous palms. The rest of the trail was a mundane wandering towards the quarry-end of the posterior of Puteri Park and rounding back over the craggy hinterland of the houses. The first finisher KAPILAN came back well within the hour; 80 % of the pack typically didn’t see any checks at all! Welcome to JBHHH!
The GM called the circle with the usual pendulous swinging ritual followed by the icing of our Hindu asses and followed by a brief announcement by the Inter-Sec and then followed by a promo from the GP GM about their upcoming celebration cum D n D. Mild pyrotechnics were lighted to illuminate the one-ring circus. However the substantial part of the Bollywood program was hijacked by Flintstone and his cohorts to delve into the goings-on at the Singapore Thirsdae D n D which proved to be too boring for the non-attendees to stomach! Perhaps next time such episodes should be given a quota at the circle! Not everyone was there! It is rather presumptuous that the trivial infractions of a few should interest the majority! Sanity was finally restored when Moh Mun Thai did a bit of prosecutions on the day’s offences; LSB and his G/F sat the longest as many of the former’s so-called comrades piled on his agony by amplifying and exaggerating his sins!
Due to the On-On being on-site, the Circle was prolonged until way past 9.20 before we broke up for the food-carnival! Indeed our Indian brethren did an excellent job! They compensated for the short run with a plenitude of victuals that can satiate an army! There were Fried Chicken and Porridge a’la Bochialan (GP) and dainty cakes a’la Kongkek followed by a vast array of Indian delicacies that included Roti Jala, Mamak mee-goreng, nasi kari, fried fish, mutton, veggies and endless sticks of satays! What a party it was! And to top it all a quality blue tee was given to commemorate the festival! Good show-lah bro! TO MAHARAJAH, INDOMEE, KANASAI, PAIMA, TODI-SAMY AND DISCO, NANDRI & SUKRIA!
A VERY SATISFIED AND GRATEFUL CHINAMAN

Singapore Thirsdae Hash House Harriers



'Mini Skirt Party'




Thirsdae Hash House Harriers will be hosting thier first Dinner and Dance party on 20 November 2010, Saturday, at Hotel Re!. Hotel Re! (Web: http://www.hotelre.com.sg/) is a modern retro-themed boutique hotel located along Chin Swee Road, the old Pearl's Hill Primary School. We will sit down for dinner at 7.30pm, at the new ballroom Re! Joice 2. The theme for the night: Mini Skirt Party ~ The Shorter TheBetter!


You'll enjoy live entertainment by our very own fellow hashers, dancing and breathtaking legs, amidst a delicious 8-course Chinese set dinner specially put together by the hotel's Master Chef William Ang.


For guests from Malaysia we have a special rate of RM$200.00 nett perperson.This rate is for early bird bookings on or before 30 September 2010.Thereafter, the rate shall be S$120.00 net for guests. There will be free flowof beer, wine, soft drinks and tea. Please make your reservations early as wecan host a maximum of 100 people. All sales are on a first come first servedbasis.


After the partying, you may wish to spend the night at one of the many stylishly designed guestrooms at the Hotel Re!. The hotel has offered us a specially discounted rate for rooms at S$140++ per room, usual $350.00++. However, as the rooms are limited, all reservations must be made before the end of September 2010 to enjoy the discount.


For room reservations, please contact the Treasurer, Colin Chan (aka Opener).hp: +65 9733 5917. For seat reservations, please contact the Organising Chairman, Jill Chiang (akaWait Awhile). hp: +65 9876 5885 .For all JBH members,please register with flinstone hp : 012-7878780.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Kojak Hash House Harriers



JB Kojak Hash Joint run with Bike hash.
12~11~2010 Friday
Runsite @ Pelangi Indah.
Runstart : 6pm
Damage : RM 20.
Contact : Mo Man Tai 012-7103306
Email : wesv@titangroup.com

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2196

Juicy


Tham Sook


RUN NO: 2196
WHEN: 10th Nov 2010
HARES: JUICY KAN 016-7731900/THAM SOOK 019-7936509
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2195

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RUN NO: 2195
WHEN:03rd Nov 10
HARES:BIG BUM 016-7721448/NO CONDOM 019-7309200
WHERE: SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit at Seri Alam.Keep left and follow the road towards Octville Golf Club.Look for HHH signs.





It was fortunate that part of our romping grounds at Seri Alam with those decades-old abandoned rubber leading to the quarry has been literally unmolested by those rampaging bulldozers. This was where today's run started. Big Bum n No
Condom orchestrated the run with the help of foreign "talent" from Kulai hash who boasted of "giving hell to these JB bastards and see what they are made of". We welcomed back two ex-JB hashers, the towering King Kong and Ah Pooi whom many will remember his unconventional spitting prowess.


As usual the "antelopes" began to race away like the monsoon wind when the on on call was sounded. The trail led to the open quarry area with its ominous-looking mining pool, across some rocky terrain and into the rubber beyond where the tough segment awaited us. Marshes, hills and more hills, series of zigzags, mosquitoes, creepy crawlies and what have you. The SCBs were split into several sub-groups, each endeavouring to find their own way home. These days as more members join the rank of L.K.K. ( Lau Kok Kok ) and weak knees have taken over, the magic word is "short-cut." It has become the weekly norm. Some smart alecs have realized that they have under-utilized their intellect. They have ceased to be followers and undertake to lead others home by a different route. Needless to say, the quarry area is familiar to most of us and every Ahmad, Ah Chong and Muthu knows his or her way around.


First runners were back at around 7.00pm. Not a very long run, contrary to what the Kulai cohares promised to dish out. What an anticlimax I may add. The hares offered us mee siam to keep the hunger pangs at bay temporarily. Iron Man found an innovative way of ensuring the proper separation of trash. Three garbage bins placed side by side and marked "aluminium," "plastic" and the"rest." Yet inspite of this, one or two bongkangs still disposed of their trash into the wrong bin. Grow up man! You are a disgrace! Flintstone presided over the circle in the absence of Ice Cream who was away in Indonesia reporting on the eruption of Mt. Merapi. A few newcomers from Kulai together with King King and Ah Pooi were introduced to the crowd. Those put on ice for their misdemeanour were fucked, screwed and cut down to size to the accompaniment of hash tunes from Screwdriver James.


A sizable crowd descended on Foo Too restaurant for the on on. The dishes ordered were great stuff together with two
bottles of Carlsberg on the hares. The food was somewhat different from the normal Wednesday fare. Camaraderie was evident amongst members. Thus ended another great hashing evening. Kam Sia banyak banyak to Big Bum and No Condom. Next wednesday you guys and gals better come for our run, or else................... he he he.


THAMmy & JUICEy"

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2194







RUN NO: 2194
WHEN: 27th Oct 2010
HARES: MEAN SEE 016-7160414/SON OF A GUN 019-7714902
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.


JBHHH RUN No. 2193 (20-10-2010)
LAO FU-TZE CRAWLING WITH FLOWER-CRAB IN DESA TEBRAU
老夫子-花蟹-横爬 直不老山庄
This must be the duo’s virgin hymen-tear; and of all places they must choose the over-trodden, over-developed limited terrain of DESA TEBRAU! And why do they need such an army of co-hares to lay this fractious run? Or perhaps it was the multitude of co-hares that fragmented the run! The co-hares were of course the abovementioned pair’s cronies, headed by FLINTSTONE-火石 with the tagging gang of coolies comprising FALLEN BUMPER-掉保杆, ASSHOLE DAVID-大维肛门 & PANG SHIT-ARSE-放屎彭. It was an obvious case of too many cooks!
As the usual crowd of about a hundred congregated religiously for our weekly ritual, the Hares were visibly delighted that so many have turned up to grace their deflowering! The RUN started with an innocent hop across the dry drain near the quarry area on the right of the play-ground; how many checks there were defies the memory of this scribe; for, as usual I was walking and chatting with the geriatric group led by our patriarch Tongkat Ali-冻结阿里 and missed out all the main action. Suffice it to say that the run disintegrated very early into more than ten trails! This is our Hash’s disease! Even before the First Check, the SCBs, the lau-cha-bors, the walkers and the chatters all went their separate ways to chart out their own little trails! This phenomenon has now become a less-than-proud character of our hash! In any case the Hares did their best to shape a run, but it was the members who didn’t give them a chance; or perhaps it is also due to the familiarity of this oft-trodden area that breeds boredom. Only the likes of CCB-细细鼻, Anti-Climax-反高潮 and One Night Stand-一晚硬 endeavoured to give credit to the Hares’ effort; the rest shall have no bloody right to comment! Lao-Chee-老妓 was quite frustrated that his evening was spoilt by the swarm of SCBs leading him astray with all the red herrings! This normally-congenial bloke was overheard muttering some unintelligible Hakka expletives as he approached the beer-wagon! The Hare however made amends by providing the famish flock with a vast array of victuals which has become synonymous with our Hash; in fact I suspect some of our members actually look forward to this weekly feast instead of coming for the run!
CIRCLE started off with the usual boring rendition of our adopted anthem, SWING-LOW and was followed by the warbling of a few hash hymns. Tell me what’s new? In the absence our Whip (again!), HANDSOME LAW-寒酸佬 has to stand in as the stand-up comic; in fact I think he performed better than the original! The bulk of the offences centred on the misdeeds and the misdemeanours of the weekend’s D & D which everyone concluded, was a job well done, albeit with the typical hash hiccups; Bravo JUICY-多汁娘 and your team!
The ON-On was at this new eatery- Ming Sing-明心 in MOLEK, beside EON Bank. The grub was quite delectable and there were copious amounts of Carlsberg to wash down the cholesterol! Thanks guys, hope you can lay a better run next year; perhaps you can fare better if you sack your main-con Flintstone! Ha! On-On

SON OF A GAN-颜罗王之子

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2193

RUN NO: 2193
WHEN: 20th Oct 2010
HARES: LAO FU TZE 012-7078445/FLOWER CRAB 012-7090002
WHERE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Dinner & Dance



JBHHH 2010 Dinner & Dance
Theme : Wild, Wild, West
OC’s : Juicy Kan 016-7731900 , Bulldog 019-7774480 & Mongol
Date : 16th October 2010
Venue : Grand Paragon Hotel
Members : RM100-00
Guests : RM300-00 per barrel (2 tickets)




D&D 2009

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2192

RUN NO: 2190

WHEN: 29th Sept 10

HARES: SAFETY BOOTS 019-7531371 & HAMPER KING 012-7080230

WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS
HOW: Take North-South Highway,before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road.Drive on and
turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH
signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.



JB HHH RUN No. 2192 (13-10-2010)

HAMPER-KING REIGNING OVER A PAIR OF SAFETY BOOTS AND A PAIR OF SOHS
Once again it is IMPIAN EMAS! This terrain is like an over-ravished whore where every chapter lays and plays! The turnout was phenomenal even by our standards! Many must have heard of the great hospitality of the Hares (HAMPER KING and SAFETY BOOTS) and many mercenary supporters turned up to throng the road from end to end! I hope the quality of generosity is not strained! The architects of the run were the Soh siblings, BULLDOZER and SOH-ARSE and they cleverly ‘designed’ a trail on the north-eastern sector instead of the usual romp in the palm-territory behind the Hindu kovils; this in fact was an area which we used to roam before development encroached into our hashing habitat.
The RUN was a long affair traversing both sides of the rails and reaching the nether regions of the Kempas farms; but unfortunately the bulk of the FROPs, including our ever-eager fast-lady Wonder-woman wandered off-paper after the Second Check and somehow lost their bearing and aborted the run and came home rather disappointed and frustrated. The paper-adherents like See-Pay-Song and his wife Anti-Climax, Kapilan and So Big came back well after sundown! According to some of the ‘aborters’, some of the checkers didn’t connect the paper properly and sped off in haste to achieve some gold medals! This was indeed a typical affliction of kiasuism in JBHHH! This malady has become a weekly ill that has now attained disease-status; hope it will not spread like an epidemic! Some assholes, for fear of losing out to his competitors, checked in the same direction lest he is too far away when the connection is found! The resultant fiasco is that they will abandon trail if they lack the prowess to pursue or are not within the medal-range! In any case the guys who completed the arduous trail thoroughly enjoyed the great sweat-out. Back at the run-site the usual array of post-run finger-food was stuffed to the max! Some cynics said we need not go for the on-on!
CIRCLE started with the WHIP whipping himself in the most masochistic exercise of self-abuse! This long-winded bastard placed his own ass on the block for his self-confessed dereliction of duty! This kind of self-criticism sounds very Maoist! Where is from? Hunan Hash? Much hilarity was generated by the supporting cast of Handsome and LSB when they took over the circle to augment the lack of script from the prima donna. LSB sat the longest until his well-shaped sexy posterior became a shrivelled chunk of frozen meat in Carrefour! One by one, they lined up to pour more oil to the fire and pile on his sins! He didn’t know he had that many enemies! Circle-beer was generously sponsored by TERKO LIANG as a token of support; kamsiah Lao Hia-Tee! To add to the merriment and to increase the level of inebriation, the On-On beer at 63 was sponsored all-night-long by SO BIG on the occasion of his birthday! Many Happy Returns and a BIG HAND! And to lace the icing on the cake, the Hares declared the entire do FOC! KAMSIAH AGAIN! Hope to see Hamper King more often at the runs; the Southern Hash Institute of Technology (SHIT) discovered that hashing actually makes you taller! So you should come more often and buy us beer, we will definitely hoist you up taller than Yao Ming! CHEERS!
Lambda sigma beta

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2191

RUN NO: 2191

DATE: 06th Oct 2010

HARES :ONE NIGHT STAND 019-7782328 & SILVER FOX 016-7180159

RUNSITE: SERI ALAM

HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit at Seri Alam. Keep left and follow the road towards
Octville Golf Club. Look for HHH signs


Run No 2191 6th Oct 2010
Hares: One Night Stand and Silver Fox
Finally, its back to Seri Alam, a once favorite run site that many hashes used to frequent but somehow was wiped off the hash map recently. This runsite has the added recipe of the ginger tooth Foo Too Restarant boss who is so eager to do hash business that he customarily joins in the beer binging towards the later part of the night. Hooray, we are back here, and everybody was expecting a familiar trail at this fully trampled ground. Well, surprise lies ahead. The trail started toward the beaten trail at the end of the road. From there it veers right towards uncharted territories. It seems like a wild boar trail, climbing up down steep slopes, squeezing in between small trees, avoiding all the vines which are so eager to snag your ankles and looking out for the thorny vines waiting for the unsuspecting grip. The FRBs were very disappointing as there was no overtaking room, the top view of the run looked like an ant trail. First check was also in this bushy area. With the anxious FRBS spearheading in different directions, it was broken in no timel. Finally, we ended up in an open area at the quarry. Many would have known the short cut home by now but the die hards followed the paper trail which took them for another 2 km loop and finally back to the main road home. I would commend the hares and co hares of this ingenious set up, a good one hour run with lots of sweat but no tortuous long distance sprinting that induce more pain to the knees than produce sweat.
Our hash whip was again customary absent from the circle and without fail our Handsome will fill in the gap. The hares had written the following note ‘free two bottles of Carlsberg’ on some of the trail papers and they were put on ice to ensure that they honor the finders. I could remember bastards like Old Devil, Bulldozer and GM displaying their ‘find’ but rather than a grin , it was more a look of astonishment to the legality of the promise. Now boys , if you are offended with the names used, remember this, JBHHH has the break loose and be happy culture of calling all men ‘bastards’ and all women ‘Lau Char Boh’. If you cannot pass this acid test, then this is not the hash for you, join the Sunday mass at a local church. I am amazed that some hash chapters in JB actually restrict the use of some words, ‘mothers’ included. If they still cannot let the hair down during hashing, then they should hang in the ofiice with tie still wrapped around their neck.
ON ON ON at Foo Too was only six tables strong, this is down from our usual seven. Nothing to complain, quality is always better that quantity. Food was ample and as usual, there is this die hard table covered with Carlsberg bottles. As it gets later, there was still a reasonable size crowd. See what I meant by quality ? Okay, enough for now, I still have to sell hampers tomorrow. The say I cannot speak English, so I write powerful(powderful as we usually say in JBHHH) English to prove them wrong. Very soon, my hamper empire will be online in Facebook, Google will give me top ranking and Wikipedia will interview me .
ON ON
Hamper King

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2190

RUN NO: 2190

WHEN: 29th Sept 10

HARES: BALL BREAKER 012-7099928/CCB 019-7706987

WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS.

HOW: Take North-South Highway,before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road.Drive on and
turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH
signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.

Date: 29/09/2010
Run No.: 2190 Hares: CCB/ Ball Breakers
Co Hares: Ajinomoto
Run Site: Taman Impian Emas

The weather was fined and clear with shinning brightly. No excuse for not running. The Run site is popular that almost every month there is at least one run will be set here. What ever I am going to write I am sure you are going to know already, because you know the damn place so f…king well. Just imagine we just only had a run in this area last week. The run started off on 6pm with slippery mud face, many bulls were also joining and some time obstructing the SCB to move on. There are total 3 checks. The run was above average distance. Front runners are back at about 7.30 pm. Those slow runners are back at about 8.30 pm. There was many delicious food prepared by the hares greeting the hungry souls.

Circle
Circle starts a bit late. Due to the absent of the original whips “Check Ak” (Handsome Low) against take over the duty. Many hashers sat on ice for varies charges. Around 9 pm, the circle had been dispersed and we proceed to “makan”.

On- On
The on-on was at Ka Hiong Restaurant at Taman Bukit Kempas. Total 5 tables and the hares generously provided us with free beer. Nancy and Safety Boat chasing each other for charity and cancer patient fund. The foods are good. Many felt that “free makan”” yet…….
Two tables of drinkers remain drinking up to early morning.
Good Jobs! Many thanks to hares and Co-hares.
See you next week.

On-On: One Night Stand & Silver Fox

Monday, September 20, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2189

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Run : 2189
Date : 22nd Sep 2010
Hares : SEE PAY SONG 019-7510088/ANTI CLIMAX012-7777268
Where : Taman Impian Emas .
How : Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road. Drive on andturn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHHsigns.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.


Run No 22th Sep 2010
Hares: See Pay Song + Anti Climax =
Wa Lau, so sien leh.... Ask me to write scribe how to write hor ? You know lah, I am so so busy. Every day, I have to sell drugs. No Lah, not Pek Hoon ( Heroin) but medicine to doctors. You see, my daddy mummy sent me to Australia to get a university degree, come back sell drugs must sell with class mah, so sell to professional buyers lah (ie doctors, pharmacies). I am so busy with drug peddling until I hardly come for the run. When I do show up, I hardly run aka non starter. Luckily, I still have time to change into my sexy shorts and parade my sexy legs around the runsite while waiting for the runners to come out.
From my observation, this run cannot be long. I saw front runners like Sore Arse and Iron Man out by around 7pm. Others start to trickle in one by one back and at around 7.40pm all runners were out. This is a good indication that the checks were good and managed to keep the runners together. Later, I overheard that the run was around 8km. There were plenty of trail paper of other chapters inside, this is not surprising considering that TP HHH and Skudai HHH ran there few days ago. To add to the chaos, next week’s run is going to be here as well. There was quite a selection of finger food, thanks to the generous hares but I do notice that the crowd was thinner than usual. Oh, what a coincidence, today was the actual day of the Chinese Mooncake Festival. Many have stayed at home to celebrate with the family or maybe with lovers ?
Our circle is getting livelier now because we have replaced the last concoction of stale beers. Besides our usual Hash Whip Jack Arse, Handsome, Pan Jior, GM and Flinstone seems eager to take the floor. That adds to merry making and the fun factor. GM was honoured with a Taiping Batang HHH t shirt. I used the word ‘honoured’ because JBHHH is now breaking the tradition of being honoured Batang T- shirts. Long Cock and Botak Yeng were on downed for their presence at the circle after months of having their private copulation behind their cars. Our On Sec, Nyonya was a popular victim too, being on downed too many times for whatever offenses.
The turnout at the ON ON ON at 63 Restaurant was appalling, only 5 tables. Many have headed home to celebrate with the family. The Hares added jizz to the makan by having a lucky dray. Many interesting household items were given away. Food as usual is good at this restaurant especially with the knock down beer pricing. The hares creamed the night up with free Makan. What a great night. Okay lah, I won’t be ‘Cheong Hei’. I will just summarize this scribe with a taste of me, short and cute. ON ON to the hares for a great Wednesday , otherwise, known as a JBHHH day…..
ON ON
Ball Breaking Chau CB

Thursday, September 9, 2010

TORCH LIGHT RUN 2010



Torchlight Run 2010

Torchlight Run 2008

JBHHH Torchlight Run 2010

Run : 2188

Date : 15th Sep 2010 Time : 7:oopm

OC : Zhu Mi Chon 019-7705679 & Flinstone 012-7878780.

Members : RM 30 . Guests : RM 50.

Where :Ulu Tiram Water Tank .

How : Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi Road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field look out for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end.




Run No : 2188 Date : 15-09-10 Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank
Hares : Flinstone & Zhu Mi Chon
Initiating a scribe requires one to be a little observant around you on Wednesdays-on the happenings.
And of course if you want more flavour to the story, a bit of bull-shitting here and there will no doubt spice
up the scribe.But whatever, how many hashers will actually read it written in Ang Moh language.
At the flag-off at 7pm or thereabout, the O.C. Flinstone gave a short briefing. There will be a box of
fireworks at each check and the first to arrive at the scene will have to set it off with the lighter
provided.Hashing is now getting sophisticated and innovative.It was still bright though rain clouds were
gathering above.Fortunately the fine weather held till around circle time.Maharaja came equipped with a
huge torch which emitted a powerful beam. He said this will help us see any snakes slithering out of the
bushes in the distance.A few SCB’s followed him out by a shorter alternative route, relying on his giant
torch as added insurance.Intermittently we could hear the sound of fireworks being set off in the distance
indicating a rough location of the FRB’s.
Arriving back the run-site was aglow with lighted candles.Delicacies such as yong tau foo,roasted pork,
pomeloes and various types of mooncakes awaited us and tempted our palate.And all these to be washed
down with ice-cold glass jelly drink.With so much delicious viands to go around you need to have an extra
compartment to stuff in more food from the restaurant a little later.
The circle was a pretty run of the mill affair.At times the hash whip was more intent on lecturing than
whipping.A few were penalised from consuming un-sanctioned beers at the previous week’s On on.A
petite lady(first- timer) from Singapore was introduced to the crowd.GM Ice Cream iced a few who
attended the Mount Kiara run in K.L for the flimsiest of reasons.
Tang City was the name of the restaurant to which we adjourned for the On-On.The quality of the food
was okay.But the copious quantity of the dishes resulted in a sad waste of good food.
All in all a wonderful evening to savour.To the hares Flinstone & Zhu Mi Chon and the other helpers,
Thank You!. An excellent do. Thanks too for the T-shirt & beautiful torch.On On!
Very Shiok & Darling.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2187

Run : 2187
Date : 8th Sep 2010
Hares : Fast Track 019-7136038 & Mobil One 019-7788094.
Where : Taman Mount Calista , Skudai .
How : Take JB-KL road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian Road. Turn left to Taman University & drive towards Jusco, make a right turn at the traffic light & head towards Giant Hypermart.Upon reaching the traffic light at Giant hypermart, turn left & go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.

Fast Track


Mobil One

Run No: 2187
Hares: Fastrack and Mobil One Runsite: Mount Calista.
We usually run at the semi detached houses in the area, however, the construction is already completed and barriers eradicated. So, the hare took us to an empty car park around the corner next to the power lines. Many were lost as they were expecting the same runsite but with phone calls here and there later, we finally got everyone to the runsite.
Weather was beautiful, overcast, after a light shower. The hares called on on at 6pm and we marched on gingerly around the houses to get into the palm oil estate. During run briefing, the hare has pre warned that there will be three checks and the first check may screw things up. Well, a warning to hashers is as good as asking them to jump into the sea which they will intelligently follow. During the first check, the FRBs found the home trail. At this juncture, many were confused. The SCBs happily took the home trail home. The die hards intend on continuing with the run. See Pay Song took the initiative and took a group to run reverse instead. The more adamant led by Mobile One (oh, he did not set the run but run with us instead) stayed on and finally found the check in 15 minutes. Second check and third checks were found easily with two groups running in opposite directions, meeting halfway.If the runs were not spoiled by the first check, it would have been a good run with good combination of rivers, hills and offroad terrains. This is done even without taking us across the highway.
At circle, there were noticible guests from Singapore Thirsdae HHH, a gang of six consisting of Babi Hutan, Waitawhile, Old Pussy, Opener, Why Why and their GM Amy. The grapevine told me that they were here to campaign for their Dinner and Dance on 20th November. Hash Whip Jack Arse took the floor to again sweep the dirt, a metaphor we used to train the hashmen to follow our culture.
ON ON ON was at the usual restaurant at the traffic light. The hare made a big blunder by not arranging the proper beer for the night. After some hoo hahs, we settled for whatever that the restaurant serves. We can’t let this shit happened a second time. The night was finally saved with a lot of free beers, two per table from Moh Mun Tai’s for his birthday way pass menopause age and five per table from our Thirsdae GM whom we forcibly taxed, but in return, we gave back three tables to the function. We have to teach them the JBHHH style of ‘buy beer first then talk’ In all, we had a great night, as usually is every Wednesday

ON ON
Chummy Worm

Monday, August 30, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2186

Run : 2186
Date : 1st Sep 2010
Hares : Disco Singh 012-7002868 & Moh Nee Kah 016-3377037.
Where : Gunung Pulai Quarry.
How : Take North-South Highway, exit at Kulai toll, immediately after the toll turn right to GunungPulai. Go straight & look for HHH signs.

Disco Singh


Moh Nee Kah



2185 Runsite: Gunung Pulai Quarry.
Hares : Disco Singh & Moh Neekah.
Weather : Fair
Time : 6.00 p.m.
Sign Boards : Fair
Car park: ample

This place is a favourite ground for hashing for so many chapters. We have a good turn up today for this hilly run / crawl. The trail starts from left side of the Quarry Plant. It was a long struggle, hill after hills we followed the paper trail.We came back via the back of the Quarry plant!
Back at the runsite round 7.35 p.m., grabed some yong tahu and cakes, gubbled down a bottle mineral and 100 plus to quence the horrible thrist, before went to change into dry clothes and be ready for the world famous greatest show, our truly and one and only-Hash Circus.
Grand mistress: Starts the show with our Hash rituals - Swing low, followed by the Ice sitting Ceremony for the Hares.
Interhash Sex: Gave a brief on the coming Invitation Runs and who are responsible for the registrations for the runs.
Hashwhip:Took over the floor and continued the show by getting us singing hash numbers, followed by getting more members to do the Ice tolerance.First time vistitors were not spared too.

Today, few members managed to get their beer mug for their efforts to complete their 100 of runs.
Well, there was a big cake for all the birthday boys, we sang that tradition song before we can have our hands on it.
Circus was closed at 9.15 pm. after the coming week's hare gave the direction in how to get to next week the runsite.
On on at Kedai Makan Chi Yuan: The evening menu as follows:-
1.Mixed Vegetarian Curry
2.Assam Fish &Fish Balls
3.Bittergourd & Eggs
4.Plain Chicken
5. Black Sauced Pork
6. Plain Rice
7. Watermelon

For all the above dishes the charge was RM 10.00/head, good deal !
A big thank you to the day's hares and the Committee for the good work and a well organised evening to share with for the fun,food and run. 3 cheers.................................!
Adious....... see you guys next week.
On......................on......................................
Fastrack

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2185

Run : 2185
Date 25th Aug 2010
Runsite : Kawasan Perindustrian Berjaya .
Hare : Jockey 012-7109633 & Big Potato 019-7888505..

From Cola

JB HHH Run 2185, Virgin Hares, Jockey & Big Potato

JB HHH RUN 2185, VIRGIN HARES, JOCKEY & BIG POTATO
Both hares became members only recently and already have their big day doing this run. With many old master hashers around to guide them, things went quite smoothly. Total hashers were slightly over a hundred with exceptionally large number of guests, 24. Distance was 7.4 Km with some gentle steep hills, ok for many, but could not satisfy those front runners. There were four checks which were broken easily.
Those famous SCB’S emerged in just 35 minutes. Killer Heng was first among the front runners to finish his run in an hour time and Dirty Monk came out last at 7.30pm.
Circle held at the factories back lane area was small but being able to bring fellow members closer to each other as GM makes her very emotional speech. On behalf of all members, she thanks Lan Si for his effort in making the previous week Hantu Run so successful. Members were also been advised to respect his decision to settle on his own the unfortunate incident that happened that night and not to bring up the matter again. Later Hash whip, Jack Ass and Handsome was trying to recreate a ‘racist’ fight in Bollywood style, no Oscar for the act, cow dung maybe. CCB was put on ice for introducing himself as ‘Wang Li Hong’ to a guest member; he dreamt he was the idol the other night.
On! On! was at Restoran 63, Tmn. Impian Mas. The Virgin hares threw a mini party by offering two barrels of G. Stout draft, a 4 litres Chivas and an f.o.c. dinner plus a glowing green Hash T. Shirt. Pity the restaurant lady boss as not many bottles of beers were sold since all members were happily downing the tasty Guiness stout draft while Tan Ching Ku and Sex can were also rather slow in pushing the down! down! down! around. Its over at around 11.30 for most but not Mongol Yap, Big Potato and gangs who kidnapped each other to down till the wee hours past midnight.
ON!On!
Disco Singh

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2184

HANTU RUN
DATE : 18TH AUGUST 2010
VENUE : KAMPUNG SEELONG JAYA, SENAI(LANSI’s FACTORY)
DAMAGE : MEMBER RM30
GUEST RM50
OC : LANSI/SOH ASS/TERKO LIANG








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From Desktop


From Desktop

JBH Hantu Run 2010


JBHHH RUN 2184 (HANTU RUN)
It was the run devoted to those from the other world. Tons of offering of liquors, foods, joss or ‘gold’ papers and articles of the materialistic world made of paper either burned, eat or auctioned away, supposedly will ensure prosperity and smooth sailing for all members in the year to come.
Lansi’s newly built factory was an ideal location for such occasion. It was huge, covered and with proper toilet facilities and parking area. Many arrived early to help in preparing the offering and later indulged themselves with poker cards (Bulldog and gang).
After burning of offerings, group photo were taken before run starts at 5.50 pm. As expected, it was not going to be a long run, those who shortcut hardly sweats. First check came rather fast after about a KM. After that it was a short stroll along scenic grass cultivation farm and Malay kampong where no fences are needed for its houses unlike what we are already used to. It later leads to the Seelong main road with passing trucks roaring all along. Run continue off road for a few kilometers and the last runner who came out can still see daylight.
Circle, or rather bidding started at 7.45pm. First item, the Huat Kueh (Prosperity buns) was auctioned for RM528.00. Other items were successfully auctioned off with good price tags. Mongol and Bulldog gang bid most of the liquors and Mon Man Tai had to reverse in his car to load all those items he successfully bid. Not forgetting doing charity work, cheque was presented to a representative of Ulu Tiram Estate Tamil School in a brief ceremony. JB Southern College was also one of the beneficiaries.
Last few items were quickly auctioned off as many had left and bidding starts dwindling. It’s all over just a few minutes before midnight. GM Ice Cream was seen happily announcing softly that the auction was a success, meaning bountiful of cash to come next year.
ON! ON!
JOCKEY

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2183

Run : 2183
Date 11th Aug 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Captain Tan 012-7040747 & Susan Tan 019-7727888.


From Cola

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2182

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From Cola


Run : 2182
Date 4th Aug 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Short Kok 016-7722040 & Three Star 016-7166447
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http://www.scribd.com/doc/35694302/JBHHH-Circular-04-08-10

Run No 2182

Hare : Three Star Short Cock Runsite:Ulu Tiram Water Tank

Runsite: OK, good parking, no dirt road, very familiar and also got free shower water… thanks to engineer Botak Yeng(aka water theif)

Run: Medium to Long run, about 9 km. Three checks one back check. Checks were found easily, quite a few uphills, downhills and finally zig zag across the pipeline. At this point , many SCBs (short cutting bastards) already know the way back and head their own way. Overall good run, no one lost and everybody out by 8pm.

Co Hares : Awarded to our chief pedophile Mongrel Yap and his bunch of rowdy monkeys. Call the run a monkey trail if you like…

Circle: Started a bit late at 8.10pm because of the slightly long run and GM came back a little bit late, no monkey business I assure you. Our part time now become full time Handsome whips the floor. Still hear people complaining about the sour beer. Circle also ended late.

Makan or ON ON ON: Long drive to Pelangi Indah, eight tables strong. Makan started almost 9.45pm. Food was good, Carlsberg was better and the camaraderie was best.

ON ON

Muar Batang Hash House Harriers

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Muar Batang Hash House Harriers

9th Anniversary Run (F.O.C for all Batang Chapters ONLY)

Date : 13th November 2010 (Closing date 25/10/2010)

Run Start : 4.45pm

Venue : Sing Kong San Temple ,Jalan Muar from Muar 9 1/2 mile

Note : please note that registered not attending will be charge Rm 50.00 ringgit

Grand master Frozen num 012 6118933
Organizing chairman Sumo Gan 012 6363615
On Sex Yang Busuh 012 2232452 (email.watan@hotmail.com)
Interhash Sex: Big cork 012 6393212 (email: hhgoh@pdjaring.my)
Hash ambassador: Mulu cave (muru) 0195114898 (email:muru49@gmail.com)

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2181

Run : 2181
Date 28th July 2010
Runsite : Setia Indah.
Hare : Gong-Gong 016-7162678 & Red Ant 012-7658800.

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From Cola

Monday, July 19, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2180

Run : 2180
Date 21st July 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Fuel Pump 019-7790686 & Killer Heng 012-7143777.

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From Cola

JBHHH RUN NO: 2178 (21/07/2010)

TANGKI AIR – ULU TIRAM, JOHOR

Time 1729hours:
Standing at the punch-card reader, holding my punch-card ready to punch out. Exactly 1730hrs punched out and ran like mad to my car - 280. (not BENZ but Iswara). Drove like F1, Mika Hakkinen and the speedometer reached 200km per hour. At the highway (Senai – Desaru), raining heavily. Thank goodness, reached Ulu Tiram, only drizzling.

Time:1815hours.
Reached run-site, run already started. Quickly changed and started walking. Due to my knee injuries (injured during my MTB ride, doing a downhill), I have to walk slowly.

As I walked to check-in my name, to my surprised “Cepat Masuk” told me, “a…Gong-Gong, your beautiful name I already ticked lah” Wah this lady really pandai lah. I continued walking and asked “Killer Heng”, where is the trail, he told me to turn left and be “Pandai-Pandai” so that I will not “hilang” inside the palm estate.

Time: 2010hours.
Circle started without our gorgeous, fantastic, incredible and wonderful GM. Due to the run is long and tough; a lot of hashers were late for the circle. JointMaster – Mr. Flinstone took over the floor for Swing Low. As usual, our JACK ASS is M.I.A (missing-in-action). So our Ex-Whip – Mr. Handsome has to put-up his famous whip and iced those offenders one by one. New member Mr. Big Potato (Mongol’s successor) innocently was put on ice for some peanuts which he never ate found in front of his sitting place. Coming member – Jockey (JB Bicycle HASH GM) was on ice also for some offences happened at Jerantut.

As our incredible and gorgeous GM took the floor, Flinstone was on ice for some offences. Circle closed with Baba Chong singing his famous song. “Geylang sipaku Geylang etc…"

Time: 2130hours.
ON ON at Johor Jaya LIM LIM LIM CAFÉ or “Minum Minum Minum Kafe”. Minum apa? Minum CARSLBERG lah. Battalion of hashers gathered at the corner of the shop to have free and self-service ice-cream. Delicious food and most importantly CARLBERG were served. RM10/- per head were collected for the makan makan sambil HAPPY HAPPY. Many thanks to FUEL PUMP & KILLER HENG. * ON ON *

Monday, July 12, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2179

Run : 2179
Date 14th July 2010
Runsite : Taman Pelangi Indah.
Hare : Kapilan 019-7781019 & Hau Kafor 016-7460201.


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From Fifa

JBHHH RUN No. 2179 (14-07-2010)
RUN AT THE END OF THE SCENIC RAINBOW PARK
Yes, that’s what TAMAN PELANGI INDAH means. A sizable crowd thronged the cul-de-sac at the arse-end of this new housing estate to grace HAUKAFOR and KAPILAN’S run. With the World Cup fever having subsided, the fans (more like punters) are coming back! Like all Wednesdays, the pre-run chit-chat covers more topics than the Malaysian Parliament while the takraw-tribe was going about their boisterous ball-kicks, blaming one another for the foibles and fumbles!
The Hares somewhat started the run before 1800 hour and that led to some misplaced trepidation that it was going to be a longie! Initially the trail forked left after the silvery protruding pipe-joint. A group of geriatric strollers led by Botak Yeng and Ajinomoto chose a parallel path near the pipe and encroached into the revived housing-estate while the paper-followers went up the great undulations of the buried gas-pipe. This arduous ascent enervated the MROPs who were all totally exhausted upon reaching the First Check. Due to the energy-sapping climb the checkers were all too lethargic to fan out far and this resulted in the connection being found rather late. It was ASSASSIN HENG to the rescue and he sprinted off to maintain his kiasu lead! Paper roamed the deep interior of what seemed to be the Tiram Estate, but the two dog-eating Hares spared us any further tribulations and made a very premature turn eastwards towards the direction of Puteriwangsa. A superfluous Second Check midway was rather nondescript and one of the FROPs (I think it was IRONMAN) broke it even before Flintstone could pull up his dick for an elephantine pee! Paper led all the way on the gravel road until we came below the hill-top fane and soon the reds appeared. The home trail indeed came out behind Puteriwangsa, Puteri Park to be exact. The first runner home was Assassin in about I hour and the rest followed in quick succession.
Back at the WAGON, there were melons aplenty and two boxes of mee-siam and mee-goreng to quell the pangs of hunger and a big pot of bean soup to quench the thirst. After satiating the tummies and the cleansing our corporeal souls with ablutions the crowd congregated religiously for the rituals to begin. The sweet GM ordered the Quad participants to the fore for the SwIng Low and then penalised the boat-race team for losing the challenge trophy! The Whip this week was catching victims rather spontaneously, many a time influenced by the hecklings of the mob! Botak Yeng was the chief rabble-rouser! The long-windedness of the Whip was rather wearisome at times and by the time the floor opened it was nigh chow-time!
The On-On was at this wayside eatery down the road and the grub was well worth the 10 bucks per head. The generous Hares contributed three bottles per table and the crowd, especially Mongol’s dipsomaniac table drank as if there is no tomorrow! Thanks for the mediocre run and the lovely evening and the delectable On-On.

PAM BAHAN-API dan PEMBUNUH

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2178

Run : 2178
Date 7th July 2010
Runsite : Taman Perindustrian Plentong (Ah Pooi's factory).
Hare : Sludge 019-7779626 & RotiMan 012-7786889.

寄件者 Cola


寄件者 Cola


Run No. 2179 07-07-2010

Hare : Sludge & Rotiman

Run-site : Central Label Sri Plentong (Ah Pooi’s factory)

It has been awhile that we were at this run-site and similar to previous time,
it was drizzling when the run started. But that didn’t deter us the die hard
hashers – come rain come shine, the run will go on. ON ON !!
This time, the entry point was beside the Hitachi factory and into the
plantation and return behind Ah Pooi’s factory. It was a good run with 2 far
apart checks.
Back at the runsite, golden crisps of sweet potatoes and curry puffs greeted us
together with sweet wrappings of glutinous rice.
By seven odds, the FRBs were back.
Circle was called by Joint Master Flinstone.
Commercial by Itchy Kang had fallen to deaf ears.
Our once-in-a-while appearance Whip – Jackass took over the circle and gave a
boring lecture of “LOVE”.

Those short of it were iced.
Mongol’s ass kissed the block of ice for his concoction of beer & hard liquor
that sent him drunk and landed in the drain the previous week. Abandon by his
buddies.
On On was at Bai Her – Taman Molek.
If not for the hares’ subsidy, what would you expect out of a 6 course meal for
a mere 10 bucks.

Thank you hares of the week…..ON! ON!




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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2177

Run : 2177
Date 30th June 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Old Devil 019-7292675 & Washer 019-7773879.

寄件者 Cola


JBHHH RUN No. 2177 (30-06-2010)
THE OLD DEVIL AND WASHER’S RUN, NOT TOO DEVILISH AND NOT MUCH TO WASH

Virgin Hares OLD DEVIL and WASHER set this commendable run at SERI ALAM BIG VALLEY
RANCH with an army of co-hares led by FLINTSTONE and ITCHY KANG, with cameo
appearances of SEE THROUGH and ZHUMICHONG and many other hangers-on who tagged
along for the sake of the Hares’ free beer and bakuteh! These mercenary
bastards were there early having a party while the runners drove in. In fact it
was rather surprising to see so many cars even at the turn of 1700 hr. These
Hares must be damn popular or perhaps they have SMS to everyone to come early
for the beer party!

The run was a new twist to the old tale; instead of covering the usual terrain to
the left of the equestrian paddocks, the Hares brought us up to the erstwhile
Galaxy Tower for a brief ramble along the shady path below the hill. A quick
descent to the quarry area saw a huge contingent of SCBs beating an early
retreat. The paper-adherents surged forward to the heart of the dusty
Transcrete Quarry; Botak Yeng unabashedly directed traffic at a pivotal
junction that separated the men from the boys! He beckoned to Indomee to follow
paper up the steep slope while he led his band of merry-men on a walk following
the lorry tracks! From below we could espy the front-runners scaling the alpine
heights in an Indian file! The SCBs finally met the frontrunners at the First
Check which almost snafu the run! Lao Chee, Ironman, CCB and a host of checkers
descended on the foothills cursing and swearing that they had run a full circle
to no avail; paper was finally found atop a rocky escarpment and the chase then balanced its way on the
edge on the perilous precipices!. One-Night-Stand was seen posing a
One-Man-Stand atop a cliff trying to figure out how to come down; some wise guy
hailed at him to take a dive! The runners then ventured into the high-tension
area and departed from the rocks and went into the palms. The Second Check was
laced with three off-shoots! According to ASSASSIN HENG the blasted check came
with a bonus of three ‘sub-checks’, but this didn’t fool the FROPs as most of
old cocks know this terrain like the folds of their scrota! Where the Third
Check was eludes the memory of this scribe, but suffice it to say the front
Olympians broke it even before Bulldog could lift his leg for a pee! The GM and
her entourage comprising her escort, (or paramour?), GOUXIONG were stranded
after the third check and came back rather late with mouthful of expletives! Were
they lost because they were having a romantic frolic off-paper!? That you have
to ask them!

Back at the site there was plenty of mee-siam and curry-puffs to even satiate the
horses in the corral! And soon the complaints evaporated like the horses’
urine! Circle was for once whipped by, (who else?), the Whip-lah! He made a rare
appearance and did a credible job whipping up some cream in his unique style,
with the most unlikely and unexpected offenders being roped in for offences
which only he can perceive! It was a welcome change. The GM closed proceedings
at the usual hour and we re-gathered at FOO TOO for the grub which was
generously declared FOC by the Hares and once again the crowd was bought over!
A BIG KAMSIAH AND ON-ON!
DIRTY OIL AND MAN OF DOUGH

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2176

Run : 2176
Date 23rd June 2010
Runsite : Taman Setia Indah.
Hare : Coca-Cola 012-7719770 & Terko Lieang 012-7716022
寄件者 Cola

寄件者 Cola

Hares: Terko Liangand Coca ColaRunsite : SetiaIndah


Runsite – Rainheavily afternoon, still raining when I arrive at runsite. Hare burn kim chuarand rain stop I heard. We parked behind unused shop houses. Common runsite,used to run here many times before. Turnout was about 130, more than usual withguest from Gunung Pulai HHH, Batu Pahat HHH, Melaka Orang Utan and Kulai HHH….invites of the Hares.
Run – Veryslippery after rain. Very muddy also. Everybody’s shoes filled with mud. Haveto cross one river, water up to waist. Lau Cha Bohs like Kim Chee, Anti Climaxalmost got swept away by water current. Long run, about 11km. Flat ground running, almost can callmotorbike run. Three checks in all, and with this kind of motorbike run frontrunners like Soh Arse, Iron Man, Killer Heng can show off and were top three ifI remember. Flinstone also very fast today, came in forth.


Circle – Bigcircle with so many visiting chapters such as Tiau Ni, OKC, Boh Chia Lan,Konkek, Loh Hai etc etc to name a few. Free flow of Carlsberg. Also got Fosterbeer . Some Keh Kiang co hare keep the foster to himself and give to peoplethat he likes only…. Like Chinese say, people’s backside skin, use as his ownface skin. Plenty Plenty of finger good, pohpiah, kueh, duck feet, etc etc.Hash Whip not around so Handsome took over.


On On ON – At MsLoo aka Loudspeaker Bok Restaurant. 9 tables strong. Some tables got 18 yearswhiskey. Others enjoy ‘canon’ 5 litres Johnny Walker and free flow Carlsberg.Food here is always good especially the crispy duck and shark cartilage. Freemakan for all again. Hare’s Teochew How Lian colour shinning very brightly. We all had a good time today, thanks tothe hares…..


ON ON
Old Devil Watcher

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.



TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.



GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.



JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577



KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.



KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306



JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.



JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.



JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868



KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.



SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.

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