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Monday, September 20, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2189

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Run : 2189
Date : 22nd Sep 2010
Hares : SEE PAY SONG 019-7510088/ANTI CLIMAX012-7777268
Where : Taman Impian Emas .
How : Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road. Drive on andturn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHHsigns.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.

Run No 22th Sep 2010
Hares: See Pay Song + Anti Climax =
Wa Lau, so sien leh.... Ask me to write scribe how to write hor ? You know lah, I am so so busy. Every day, I have to sell drugs. No Lah, not Pek Hoon ( Heroin) but medicine to doctors. You see, my daddy mummy sent me to Australia to get a university degree, come back sell drugs must sell with class mah, so sell to professional buyers lah (ie doctors, pharmacies). I am so busy with drug peddling until I hardly come for the run. When I do show up, I hardly run aka non starter. Luckily, I still have time to change into my sexy shorts and parade my sexy legs around the runsite while waiting for the runners to come out.
From my observation, this run cannot be long. I saw front runners like Sore Arse and Iron Man out by around 7pm. Others start to trickle in one by one back and at around 7.40pm all runners were out. This is a good indication that the checks were good and managed to keep the runners together. Later, I overheard that the run was around 8km. There were plenty of trail paper of other chapters inside, this is not surprising considering that TP HHH and Skudai HHH ran there few days ago. To add to the chaos, next week’s run is going to be here as well. There was quite a selection of finger food, thanks to the generous hares but I do notice that the crowd was thinner than usual. Oh, what a coincidence, today was the actual day of the Chinese Mooncake Festival. Many have stayed at home to celebrate with the family or maybe with lovers ?
Our circle is getting livelier now because we have replaced the last concoction of stale beers. Besides our usual Hash Whip Jack Arse, Handsome, Pan Jior, GM and Flinstone seems eager to take the floor. That adds to merry making and the fun factor. GM was honoured with a Taiping Batang HHH t shirt. I used the word ‘honoured’ because JBHHH is now breaking the tradition of being honoured Batang T- shirts. Long Cock and Botak Yeng were on downed for their presence at the circle after months of having their private copulation behind their cars. Our On Sec, Nyonya was a popular victim too, being on downed too many times for whatever offenses.
The turnout at the ON ON ON at 63 Restaurant was appalling, only 5 tables. Many have headed home to celebrate with the family. The Hares added jizz to the makan by having a lucky dray. Many interesting household items were given away. Food as usual is good at this restaurant especially with the knock down beer pricing. The hares creamed the night up with free Makan. What a great night. Okay lah, I won’t be ‘Cheong Hei’. I will just summarize this scribe with a taste of me, short and cute. ON ON to the hares for a great Wednesday , otherwise, known as a JBHHH day…..
Ball Breaking Chau CB

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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