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Saturday, October 22, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Dinner & Dance 2011

JBHHH Dinner & Dance
Date : 03rd December 2011(Saturday)
Venue : Amansari, Seri Alam
Time : 7.00pm
Oc’s : Flinstone & Jack Ass
Damage : RM100 per head (Members/Spouses)
RM300 per barrel – 2 tickets (Guests)
Theme : The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2246

RUN NO: 2246
WHEN: 26th Oct 11
HARES: FUEL PUMP 019-7790686/KILLER HENG 012-7143777
WHERE: ULU TIRAM WATER TANK
HOW: Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field search for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end

Run No: 2246 Venue: Ulu Tiram Water Tank
Hares: Fuel Pump n Killer Heng
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Our two hares have, as some Chinese would say, big backsides, considering the big
number of guests from Kota Tinggi,, Skudai, Batang and P.J. not to mention first timers.
But hold on a second. It was a public holiday, being Deepavali. So I withdraw this wanton
remark. They don't have big backsides
The cohares were Killer Heng's Kota Tinggi mafia. So one wouldn't know what we would
be in for, Eventually it turned out to be a killer run like the hare's namesake; long and
very very hilly. Nowadays it is a norm to see nearly half of all runners checking in from
the run within 30 or 40 minutes, meaning just a leisuely walk in the park. For the rest its
good luck to them for having a never say die attitude.
A huge pot of tasty good old fashion Cantonese porridge with garnishings of peanuts and
anchovies greeted us when we checked in.The circle was, well, humourous / boring
depending who would give their opinions. Humourous because of Handsome's sexual
undertones. Boring because it's deja vu week in and week out.
We adjourned to Three Storey or Sar Low at Taman Gaya for the on-on. Two bottles of
beer FOC and RM10-00 for the good food. Another evening of letting your hair down. So
its good nite to you all till next Wednesday. On, On !

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2245

RUN NO: 2245
WHEN: 19th Oct 11
HARES: HAU KAFOR 016-7460201/KAPILAN 019-7781019
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH.
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2244

RUN NO: 2244
DATE: 12 t h Oct 11
HARES : SLUDGE 019- 7779626/ROTIMAN 012- 7786889
RUNSITE: TMN PER. PLENTONG(AH POOI’S FACTORY)

Run No. 2244
Hares : Sludge & Rotiman
Co hare : Ajinomoto
Run-site : Taman Perindustrian Plentong (Ah Pooi’s Factory)
As I can remember, for the past few runs that we had the runsite here, the weather was wet, luckily today the rain has stopped, leaving behind puddles of water enough to get our shoes wet.
About 70 odds hashers turn up for the run.
At the sound of the neighbouring siren, the hare shouted “on on”. We passed the block of semi-D factory lot and at the side of Hitachi factory, walking along the fence that lead us to the back and into the actual run terrian. Many SCB’s not willing to venture in, just walked around the blocks. At about 7pm, the front runners were back, praising that it is a good run with 3 checks.
Fried stuffed beancurd and popia rolls were plenty for everybody.
Thank you hares for the finger food.
On On…..

Monday, October 3, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2243

RUN NO: 2243
WHEN: 05th Oct 11
HARES: OLD DEVIL 019-7292675/WASHER 019-7773879
WHERE: UNIVERSITI KUALA LUMPUR, SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, go past the horse riding school, lookout for HHH signs (Universiti Kuala Lumpur sign) to turn left.

JBHHH RUN No. 2243 (05102011)
(This part is written by Rotiman in Hainanese)
JBHHH JEE-JEE TEE-TAR RUN (JEE-LENG YIT-YIT NEE, TAP-GUEK-NGOH-HO)
KIN-JIT HAY TIONG-YANG JUEH NGAM-NGAM TIN-TUAR JIAT-THOR-WAY OO TAU OO BEKSUAR. IAT-MOR LAU-KOOI TONG-MAI WAH-SEH, NOR-NANG-EH-TAU BANG DEE SAY-LEE AH-LAM MAH-LAH HAK-HOW.BOH-CHUAY NANG LAI; TAN-SEE YA-NANG YA CHIOW-SIONG JIAT-LIAT, THART-KIU! TIAM-SIA BUAT KAU, YEE-NANG SIO BEH TAU! KAI-SEE, BOH-MEE SIANG! GUA-NANG BEH PAE LEE-PAR, HO-CHEONG SENG-SENG! LIAN-OW CHUAR WAN-JIP KHEE JIAR-CHIU-PENG; PEH-KUEH CHIU-NEE SUAR. THOW-KAI CHEK NAKO LUAN! JIATMOR SAT-SAU HENG JIANG CHIT-CHIAK BOH-BUEH KOW, LUAN-LUAN-CHONG! NOR-TUINANG KIAR TEH-LOW;JIAT TUI EH THOW-NANG HAY BOTAK YENG, LENG-GUAR JIAT TUI, TOI CHOO-TIT KIAR-SOOT DUAR-LOW DUI. JIAT-MOR LAU-CHEE KONG YEE-NANG LUANTAU
TOH SUAY-TIO CHUAR!

(Now this part is written by Sludge in Hokkien)
CHUAN-EH PHOW-THENG CHAR-POOT-TOH PUEH KONGLEE; OO-KOW LAU-KUAR LAI LIMCHIU! TAN-SEE EEE-K’UAN KEW-CHWEE; OO-CHIT-SUAR KOR-T’NG EH KHAR-SIOW KIAR HOR-CHWEE CHEEM-LIOW EH-YEEW! CHAR-CHAR KH’ER CH’AN-KUAN; CHIT-KUI-EH LANSAI-LANG TOH ENG-KAI EH-LAY-PAI CHAY-S’NG! KUAR CH’IUW-LIOW, LAN-EH CHHOO-SIT KIO LAU-KOOI KEOW WAH-SEH CHAY-S’NG; WAH-LAN-EH! ARNEE-CHUAY KAY-POH TAU-KHAR-CH’IU! YI-NANG SEE: COCA-COLA, AHJO, C’HIUW-C’HIUW KANG, YO-KEE HIM, TIAN-SUAR TIO-SOT KIOW HIT-CHIAK HAPAR KOW;
TONGKIM EH SEETAI BAH KOOT TEH EHSAI SIAR HIT-CHUAI THAM-CHIAK-EH LAI SARKANG! TAN-SEE HIT-CHIAK HAPAR KOW, BAH-KOOT-TEH CHIAK- LIOW BOH LAI CHOKANG! KIN-JIT EEE-K’UAN CHIN CH’AR, CHIN-CHUAY LANG KONG UAY! YIAN-TOW LOR LIOW KWEE-PUAY CHIU! ENG-KAI HIT-KEE CHWEE-CH’ENG AI ENG TOH-TERNG. TUA-HEE BUAY KOW KOW-TIAM TOH SUAK! TAI-KAY HUAR CHIAR KH’ER HOO TOR TUAR-CHIAK! NERNG EH THOR-THOW CHIN KH’ONG-KH’AI, POOT-TAN BOH S’NG CHII, CHIT-TOH KO KHWEE SAR-KEE CHIU! CHIN-KAMSIAH!

TRANSLATION:
(Hainanese version): Today is Chong Yang Festival; aptly JBHHH has a run and a hill-climb; this Old Devil and Washer both have their run set at theSeri Alam Mara College. Not many come; but they were all in their usual boisterous mood and kicking balls. Even before time they thought of running! The beginning wasn’t so nice! We had to cling on to thefence, like chimps! Therafter thepapaer turned onto the right side; climb over a rubber mountain. The efirst check was a bit confusing! This bloke Killer Heng like a tailless mongrel, dashed about wildly! Two teams went shortcut; the headman of on eteam was Botak Yeng, another rteam followed the GM to walk out to the main road. This guy LAO Chee said they just ran helterskelter and there was paper!

(Hokkien Version): The whole run-route was about 8 km; enough sweat to drink beer! But the
Circle shrunk; a small coterie of sugar-coated chaps were scared the rain might melt them! Very early they went to the restaurant; these few cocked-up bastards must sit on ice next week!
After singing the songs, our GM called upon Old Devil and Washer to sit on ice; wah-my-cock! There were so many busybodies to ‘fit-hand and leg’! They were: Coca Cola, Joe the She, Itchy-itchy Kang, Yogi Bear, Wire Got Shorted and that specimen called Bulldog; these days buying Bakuteh can induce those greedy bastards to come and lend a helping hand! But that specimen of Bulldog ate the bakuteh and never turned up to work! Today’s circle was very noisy; many people were talking and Handsome Law had to
waste a few cups of beer! It is necessary to use the water-gun again! The Grand Opera finished well before 9! We drove to Foo Too for a big feast! The two head Hares were very generous, not only did they not collect money they also opened three bottles of beer per table! Thank you very much!

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.



TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.



GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.



JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577



KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.



KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306



JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.



JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.



JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868



KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.



SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.

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