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Sunday, October 3, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2191

RUN NO: 2191

DATE: 06th Oct 2010

HARES :ONE NIGHT STAND 019-7782328 & SILVER FOX 016-7180159


HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit at Seri Alam. Keep left and follow the road towards
Octville Golf Club. Look for HHH signs

Run No 2191 6th Oct 2010
Hares: One Night Stand and Silver Fox
Finally, its back to Seri Alam, a once favorite run site that many hashes used to frequent but somehow was wiped off the hash map recently. This runsite has the added recipe of the ginger tooth Foo Too Restarant boss who is so eager to do hash business that he customarily joins in the beer binging towards the later part of the night. Hooray, we are back here, and everybody was expecting a familiar trail at this fully trampled ground. Well, surprise lies ahead. The trail started toward the beaten trail at the end of the road. From there it veers right towards uncharted territories. It seems like a wild boar trail, climbing up down steep slopes, squeezing in between small trees, avoiding all the vines which are so eager to snag your ankles and looking out for the thorny vines waiting for the unsuspecting grip. The FRBs were very disappointing as there was no overtaking room, the top view of the run looked like an ant trail. First check was also in this bushy area. With the anxious FRBS spearheading in different directions, it was broken in no timel. Finally, we ended up in an open area at the quarry. Many would have known the short cut home by now but the die hards followed the paper trail which took them for another 2 km loop and finally back to the main road home. I would commend the hares and co hares of this ingenious set up, a good one hour run with lots of sweat but no tortuous long distance sprinting that induce more pain to the knees than produce sweat.
Our hash whip was again customary absent from the circle and without fail our Handsome will fill in the gap. The hares had written the following note ‘free two bottles of Carlsberg’ on some of the trail papers and they were put on ice to ensure that they honor the finders. I could remember bastards like Old Devil, Bulldozer and GM displaying their ‘find’ but rather than a grin , it was more a look of astonishment to the legality of the promise. Now boys , if you are offended with the names used, remember this, JBHHH has the break loose and be happy culture of calling all men ‘bastards’ and all women ‘Lau Char Boh’. If you cannot pass this acid test, then this is not the hash for you, join the Sunday mass at a local church. I am amazed that some hash chapters in JB actually restrict the use of some words, ‘mothers’ included. If they still cannot let the hair down during hashing, then they should hang in the ofiice with tie still wrapped around their neck.
ON ON ON at Foo Too was only six tables strong, this is down from our usual seven. Nothing to complain, quality is always better that quantity. Food was ample and as usual, there is this die hard table covered with Carlsberg bottles. As it gets later, there was still a reasonable size crowd. See what I meant by quality ? Okay, enough for now, I still have to sell hampers tomorrow. The say I cannot speak English, so I write powerful(powderful as we usually say in JBHHH) English to prove them wrong. Very soon, my hamper empire will be online in Facebook, Google will give me top ranking and Wikipedia will interview me .
Hamper King

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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