Tuesday, September 28, 2010
WHEN: 29th Sept 10
HARES: BALL BREAKER 012-7099928/CCB 019-7706987
WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS.
HOW: Take North-South Highway,before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road.Drive on and
turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH
signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.
Run No.: 2190 Hares: CCB/ Ball Breakers
Co Hares: Ajinomoto
Run Site: Taman Impian Emas
The weather was fined and clear with shinning brightly. No excuse for not running. The Run site is popular that almost every month there is at least one run will be set here. What ever I am going to write I am sure you are going to know already, because you know the damn place so f…king well. Just imagine we just only had a run in this area last week. The run started off on 6pm with slippery mud face, many bulls were also joining and some time obstructing the SCB to move on. There are total 3 checks. The run was above average distance. Front runners are back at about 7.30 pm. Those slow runners are back at about 8.30 pm. There was many delicious food prepared by the hares greeting the hungry souls.
Circle starts a bit late. Due to the absent of the original whips “Check Ak” (Handsome Low) against take over the duty. Many hashers sat on ice for varies charges. Around 9 pm, the circle had been dispersed and we proceed to “makan”.
The on-on was at Ka Hiong Restaurant at Taman Bukit Kempas. Total 5 tables and the hares generously provided us with free beer. Nancy and Safety Boat chasing each other for charity and cancer patient fund. The foods are good. Many felt that “free makan”” yet…….
Two tables of drinkers remain drinking up to early morning.
Good Jobs! Many thanks to hares and Co-hares.
See you next week.
On-On: One Night Stand & Silver Fox
Monday, September 20, 2010
Run : 2189
Date : 22nd Sep 2010
Hares : SEE PAY SONG 019-7510088/ANTI CLIMAX012-7777268
Where : Taman Impian Emas .
How : Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road. Drive on andturn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHHsigns.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.
Run No 22th Sep 2010
Hares: See Pay Song + Anti Climax =
Wa Lau, so sien leh.... Ask me to write scribe how to write hor ? You know lah, I am so so busy. Every day, I have to sell drugs. No Lah, not Pek Hoon ( Heroin) but medicine to doctors. You see, my daddy mummy sent me to Australia to get a university degree, come back sell drugs must sell with class mah, so sell to professional buyers lah (ie doctors, pharmacies). I am so busy with drug peddling until I hardly come for the run. When I do show up, I hardly run aka non starter. Luckily, I still have time to change into my sexy shorts and parade my sexy legs around the runsite while waiting for the runners to come out.
From my observation, this run cannot be long. I saw front runners like Sore Arse and Iron Man out by around 7pm. Others start to trickle in one by one back and at around 7.40pm all runners were out. This is a good indication that the checks were good and managed to keep the runners together. Later, I overheard that the run was around 8km. There were plenty of trail paper of other chapters inside, this is not surprising considering that TP HHH and Skudai HHH ran there few days ago. To add to the chaos, next week’s run is going to be here as well. There was quite a selection of finger food, thanks to the generous hares but I do notice that the crowd was thinner than usual. Oh, what a coincidence, today was the actual day of the Chinese Mooncake Festival. Many have stayed at home to celebrate with the family or maybe with lovers ?
Our circle is getting livelier now because we have replaced the last concoction of stale beers. Besides our usual Hash Whip Jack Arse, Handsome, Pan Jior, GM and Flinstone seems eager to take the floor. That adds to merry making and the fun factor. GM was honoured with a Taiping Batang HHH t shirt. I used the word ‘honoured’ because JBHHH is now breaking the tradition of being honoured Batang T- shirts. Long Cock and Botak Yeng were on downed for their presence at the circle after months of having their private copulation behind their cars. Our On Sec, Nyonya was a popular victim too, being on downed too many times for whatever offenses.
The turnout at the ON ON ON at 63 Restaurant was appalling, only 5 tables. Many have headed home to celebrate with the family. The Hares added jizz to the makan by having a lucky dray. Many interesting household items were given away. Food as usual is good at this restaurant especially with the knock down beer pricing. The hares creamed the night up with free Makan. What a great night. Okay lah, I won’t be ‘Cheong Hei’. I will just summarize this scribe with a taste of me, short and cute. ON ON to the hares for a great Wednesday , otherwise, known as a JBHHH day…..
Ball Breaking Chau CB
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
|Torchlight Run 2010|
Torchlight Run 2008
JBHHH Torchlight Run 2010
Run : 2188
Date : 15th Sep 2010 Time : 7:oopm
OC : Zhu Mi Chon 019-7705679 & Flinstone 012-7878780.
Members : RM 30 . Guests : RM 50.
Where :Ulu Tiram Water Tank .
How : Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi Road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field look out for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end.
Run No : 2188 Date : 15-09-10 Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank
Hares : Flinstone & Zhu Mi Chon
Initiating a scribe requires one to be a little observant around you on Wednesdays-on the happenings.
And of course if you want more flavour to the story, a bit of bull-shitting here and there will no doubt spice
up the scribe.But whatever, how many hashers will actually read it written in Ang Moh language.
At the flag-off at 7pm or thereabout, the O.C. Flinstone gave a short briefing. There will be a box of
fireworks at each check and the first to arrive at the scene will have to set it off with the lighter
provided.Hashing is now getting sophisticated and innovative.It was still bright though rain clouds were
gathering above.Fortunately the fine weather held till around circle time.Maharaja came equipped with a
huge torch which emitted a powerful beam. He said this will help us see any snakes slithering out of the
bushes in the distance.A few SCB’s followed him out by a shorter alternative route, relying on his giant
torch as added insurance.Intermittently we could hear the sound of fireworks being set off in the distance
indicating a rough location of the FRB’s.
Arriving back the run-site was aglow with lighted candles.Delicacies such as yong tau foo,roasted pork,
pomeloes and various types of mooncakes awaited us and tempted our palate.And all these to be washed
down with ice-cold glass jelly drink.With so much delicious viands to go around you need to have an extra
compartment to stuff in more food from the restaurant a little later.
The circle was a pretty run of the mill affair.At times the hash whip was more intent on lecturing than
whipping.A few were penalised from consuming un-sanctioned beers at the previous week’s On on.A
petite lady(first- timer) from Singapore was introduced to the crowd.GM Ice Cream iced a few who
attended the Mount Kiara run in K.L for the flimsiest of reasons.
Tang City was the name of the restaurant to which we adjourned for the On-On.The quality of the food
was okay.But the copious quantity of the dishes resulted in a sad waste of good food.
All in all a wonderful evening to savour.To the hares Flinstone & Zhu Mi Chon and the other helpers,
Thank You!. An excellent do. Thanks too for the T-shirt & beautiful torch.On On!
Very Shiok & Darling.
Monday, September 6, 2010
Date : 8th Sep 2010
Hares : Fast Track 019-7136038 & Mobil One 019-7788094.
Where : Taman Mount Calista , Skudai .
How : Take JB-KL road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian Road. Turn left to Taman University & drive towards Jusco, make a right turn at the traffic light & head towards Giant Hypermart.Upon reaching the traffic light at Giant hypermart, turn left & go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.
Run No: 2187
Hares: Fastrack and Mobil One Runsite: Mount Calista.
We usually run at the semi detached houses in the area, however, the construction is already completed and barriers eradicated. So, the hare took us to an empty car park around the corner next to the power lines. Many were lost as they were expecting the same runsite but with phone calls here and there later, we finally got everyone to the runsite.
Weather was beautiful, overcast, after a light shower. The hares called on on at 6pm and we marched on gingerly around the houses to get into the palm oil estate. During run briefing, the hare has pre warned that there will be three checks and the first check may screw things up. Well, a warning to hashers is as good as asking them to jump into the sea which they will intelligently follow. During the first check, the FRBs found the home trail. At this juncture, many were confused. The SCBs happily took the home trail home. The die hards intend on continuing with the run. See Pay Song took the initiative and took a group to run reverse instead. The more adamant led by Mobile One (oh, he did not set the run but run with us instead) stayed on and finally found the check in 15 minutes. Second check and third checks were found easily with two groups running in opposite directions, meeting halfway.If the runs were not spoiled by the first check, it would have been a good run with good combination of rivers, hills and offroad terrains. This is done even without taking us across the highway.
At circle, there were noticible guests from Singapore Thirsdae HHH, a gang of six consisting of Babi Hutan, Waitawhile, Old Pussy, Opener, Why Why and their GM Amy. The grapevine told me that they were here to campaign for their Dinner and Dance on 20th November. Hash Whip Jack Arse took the floor to again sweep the dirt, a metaphor we used to train the hashmen to follow our culture.
ON ON ON was at the usual restaurant at the traffic light. The hare made a big blunder by not arranging the proper beer for the night. After some hoo hahs, we settled for whatever that the restaurant serves. We can’t let this shit happened a second time. The night was finally saved with a lot of free beers, two per table from Moh Mun Tai’s for his birthday way pass menopause age and five per table from our Thirsdae GM whom we forcibly taxed, but in return, we gave back three tables to the function. We have to teach them the JBHHH style of ‘buy beer first then talk’ In all, we had a great night, as usually is every Wednesday
Johor Bahru Hash Chapters
TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.
GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.
JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577
KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.
KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306
JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.
JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.
JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868
KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.
SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.