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Monday, July 25, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2233

RUN NO: 2233
WHEN: 27th July 11
HARES: TOK COCK 02-97911333/CATHAY ANG 013-7873838
WHERE: UNIVERSITI KUALA LUMPUR, SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, go past the horse riding school, lookout for hash signs (Universiti Kuala Lumpur sign) to turn left.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

13th Borneo Nash Hash

13th Borneo Nash Hash @ Miri Sarawak


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Bintulu Hash


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Bintulu Hash 18th July 2011



19th July 2011


Monday, July 18, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2232

RUN NO: 2232
WHEN: 20th July 11
HARES: DIRTY MONK 012-7779317/SEX CAN 016-3230529
WHERE: INDAHPURA, KULAI
HOW: Take J.B-K.L road, go towards Kulai.After Kulai Hospital, exit at Indahpura flyover and turn left.Go straight ,at the roundabout turn 3 o’clock into the Industrial area.Look for HHH
signs.The runsite is at Indahpura water tank (According to the hares)

Run No: 2232
20-07-11
The weather was sunny good for that evening. The run was held at the Palm Estate in Indraputra, Kulai. The turn outwere lesser than usual due to the far away distance & some fellow hashers must have taken a break afterparticipated in the Miri Run.

The run started at 6 PM sharp. The usual front runners dashed to the front, leaving the back markers strolling &chatting away. The initial part of the trek was along the palm trek road. Hashers had to run zig-zag through palmtrack terrain before it came to a halt at a Tee- junction check point. Here the front runner must have picked up theAngpow laid by the Hare, probably 5 million rupiah inside.

It took quite some time for the FRB to uncover the missing trail & to get their orientation back in place. Some of thekind hearted hashers were seen connecting the missing trail. Many thanks to them for their efforts to ensure smoothrun for the back runners. Journey to the second check were treacherous, with up & down terrain to conquer.

The third checks was rather confusing. FRBs were seen running in disarray & in frustration in search for paper. Theback markers had caught up with them, probably they must taken a short cut route.

The front runners were back at site around one hour. The usually short cutters, the earliest to arrive orperhaps some, not running at all, were seen munching away the snacks.

The usually icing of the asshole defaulters were the calls of the evening.

ON ON !

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2232

RUN NO: 2232
WHEN: 20th July 11
HARES: DIRTY MONK 012-7779317/SEX CAN 016-3230529
WHERE: INDAHPURA, KULAI
HOW: Take J.B-K.L road, go towards Kulai.After Kulai Hospital, exit at Indahpura flyover and turn left.Go straight ,at the roundabout turn 3 o’clock into the Industrial area.Look for HHH
signs.The runsite is at Indahpura water tank (According to the hares)

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2231

RUN NO: 2231
WHEN: 13th July 11
HARES: MOH MUN TAI/FLINSTONE 012- 7878780
WHERE: UNIVERSITI KUALA LUMPUR, SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, go past the horse riding school, look out for hash signs (Universiti Kuala Lumpur sign) to turn left.

Hares : Moh Mun Tai and Flinstone
Runsite : Kuala Lumpur University
Run No : 2231
Date : 13-07-11
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Monk : Son, it's time to go and fill up the water containers and make sure it's full cos we have
a guest hasher, Orang Kuat, from Kuantan joining us today.
Son : But it's only 3 pm and the run starts at 6 pm. Don't you think the water will be to
hot to bath? I would prefer a cold shower after a long run.
Monk : Son, I understand what you mean but we have this skinny and weak uncle Dog can't
stand cold shower. And at the moment he is on a very expensive placenta
supplementation, we don't want him to get sick, do we?
Son : But dad, I thought you hashers are very strong. You guys would run regardless of
rain or shine.
Monk : Son, your uncle Dog suffers gout attack frequently and always SCB, that is why he is
so skinny and weak.
Son : What is SCB?
Monk : Short Cutting Barstard. Son, you see, your uncle Dog always SCB and coupled with
regular heavy drinking and smoking and for over long period of time, it's taking a toll
on his body.
Son : Oh! Then we should advise him to stop all these bad habits and start running.
Monk : But son, we are a running club with drinking problem and we can't stop hashers
from drinking, in fact, we would not accept those non drinking hashers into our club.
Son : Dad, it's 5pm now. Are we ready to go?
Monk : OK. Make sure we have all the running gears in the car!
Son : Where and how far is the runsite, dad?
Monk : The runsite is at KL university in Sri Alam and it takes about 30min from home.
Son : Aren't we going for a coffee break before the run?
Monk : If we have time, we can have a quick coffee, Uncle Ahyoyo and SeeThru already
called.
Son : Dad, today's traffic is pretty smooth and I think we may be able to make it.
Monk : Eh! You are right.
Son : Dad, your friends are still in the coffee shop. Are we joining them?
Monk : Yes son, you can get down now and order a coffee for me. I'm going to park the car.
Monk : Son, come and meet your daddy coffee buddies. they are uncle Ahyoyo, uncle
SeeThru, uncle LongCork and Uncle Joe.
Son : Dad, why is uncle Joe----uncle Joe?
Monk : Son, uncle Joe is not our member yet! There is why he does not have a hash name.
Son : Dad, it's almost 5.40pm. Aren't we going to be late for the run?
Monk : Son, the runsite is very nearby but anyway let's go.
Son : Dad, why is this Auntie reading newspaper under the hot sun when everbody is hiding
from the heat?
Monk : Son, this is Madam Lim(Loudspeaker). Newly wed and just return from honeymoon.
She is "Sin Chin Zi Lan Liang".
Son : What is "Sin Chin Zi Lan Liang", dad?
Monk : Son, when the heart is calm the body cools. Madam loudspeaker is currently at this
stage, that's why she does not feel the heat.
Son : Dad, it's 6pm now. Aren't we start hashing?
Monk : Son, the Hare uncle Flinstone is still waiting for his fellow Hare uncle MomMunTai's
call and your uncle MonMunTai is currently in Philippine, probably enjoying himself
so much so that he has forgotten today is his run.
Son : Dad, see! see! see! They are all started running now and are running fast. Aren't we try
to catch up?
Monk : Son, go slow lah. Still feel quite tire after last night heavy drinking with uncle
OrangKuat. You see, uncle ChinKu, uncle ShortKok and uncle Dog can't even make it
today. And furthermore, uncle Mongol and uncle SexCan are still behind us.
Son : Ok lah. But dad why are we going straight when the front runners and papers are
turning right?
Monk : Son, listen for(to) me. Your dad has been hashing for more than 30 years, and I am
sure the run will be an anticlockwise one. Very soon we will be in front of the front
runners.
Son : Dad, we have been walking for a lomg time now and we haven't seen any hash papers
or hashers at all. In fact, I could hear a faint On! On! call on the far rignt. Are we on the
the wrong trail, dad?
Monk : Son, you are right. Dad just made a wrong judgement today. This cunning Hare is
doing a clockwise run and try to make the hashers go through the monsoon drains.
let's u turn back.
Son : Dad, see! The front runners are out on the home trail and are dashing towards the
beerwagon. And the first one seem like a young man to me.
Monk : Son, he is a guest hasher brother PhuaChooKang and he has been running with us for
quite sometimes now.
Son : Why is he still a guest and not a member?
Monk : The club committees would have to decide on this. Anyway, what's the time now?
Son : It's 7pm, dad.
Monk : So, I guess today is a recent run since the FROPs are able to reach home in an hour.
Son : What's FROP?
Monk : Front Runners On Paper.
Son : Dad, are we going to shower now?
Monk : Son, let all your uncles shower first. we will do it last.
Son : Dad, it's almost 8pm. why are you still not showering? The circle is about to start,
you kown.
Monk : Ya, ya, son, can you first bring my chair to the circle and make sure we setting
beside uncle Orangkuat, uncle Mongol, uncle SexCan, uncle BigPotato, uncle
MoneyKhoo, uncle SeeThru and uncle Jockey. They are all your daddy drinking
buddies.
Son : Ok.
Son : Dad, who is this uncle shorty? It seemed like he can't even sing a proper hash song.
Monk : Son, behave yourself. He is uncle Handsome and he had been away for a month
from hash, let's why he is a bit dusty.
Son : Dad, why is this uncle MoneyKhoo can't even differentiate the title Dato', Datuk,
TanSri and Tun, and call you TanSi? What is TanSi?
Monk : Son, this uncle MoneyKhoo is a bit senile, he has been going around irritate everyone.
I think he is a potential Parkinson victim. By the way, TanSi means "waiting to die".
Son : Dad, It's almost 9pm, aren't we going for dinner? I'm a little hungry.
Monk : Patience son. Why didn't you have some food when you are out at the runsite?
Son : I thought it's meant for member only.
Monk : Son, let's go for dinner and I'm sure the Hares will provide us very good food. By the
way, FooToo Restaurant always cook good food.
Son : Dad, the food is really delicious. I love the fish with yam in the claypot, crab porridge
and the butter fry beans.
Monk : Son, then you better eat morre, for we all drink more than we eat.
Son : Dad, why are they singing the birthday song? Are the Hares actually born today.
Monk : No lah. This is to show appreciation to the Hares for the food and the organization of
today's hash event, especially when the dinner is FOC.
Son : Dad, are you still going to drink? It's pass 1am now and look, this uncle fatty is
already sleeping and uncle Flinstone still want to order the last 2 bottles.
Monk : Son, I think we better call it a night and he is not uncle fatty, he is uncle Bulldozer.
And please say thank you to uncle Flinatone to allow you, an underage child, to
participate in today hashing event, and also thank followig uncles who are willing and
able to accompany your dad to drink until this wee hour in the morning.
Son : Thank uncle Flinstone, uncle SohBig, uncle Bulldozer, uncle OrangMinyak, uncle
Bigpotato and of course uncle restaurant owner. ON! ON!
YOURS SINCERELY
DIRTY MONK & SEXCAN

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2230

RUN NO: 2230
WHEN: 06th July 11
HARES: TAN CHIN GU 012-7985863/TAN BOO LAI 019-7795041
WHERE: TAMAN SETIA INDAH
HOW: From Taman Daya, drive past Setia Indah’s guardhouse, first turning on the left, turn left.Go straight, second turning on your left , turn left & look for HHH signs.

Runsite : Seri Austin , Date: 6th July 2011
Hares: Tan Chin Ku and Tan Bo Lai
Moh Mun Tai lah, I know this place lah. I was driving to the same old place at the one storey shop houses but when I got there there was nobody. Never mind, never mind, as usual, I called my good buddy Flinstone and not surprisingly, he kicked my arse lah and said there were hash signs all over the place. Sure enough, as I drove out, there were signs all over the place. Blame my Kwai Loh mind lah, always straight to the point, either you sleep with me or you don’t technique with women.

Alright, alright, we parked at the end of the road after the police station surrounded by residential
( and residents, young and old) and traffic on the other end. What a choice for hash run site?! Oh, I don’t mind mentioning that one of the female residents who looks 13 years old looks kind of
sweet lah.

On the first check , I went to the left but I noticed no one followed me. Few minutes later, shouts of ‘on on’ came from the right and I ran back. While running pass a pack, I did overhear a
comment ‘ Kwai Lo bodoh lah, always check to Holland’

The second check was either left or right but I noticed a light trail into the bushes ahead. As
usual, like I always say to myself, if I set the run, I would go that way. I did. Why can’t I just put on a Chinaman cap once in a while? Another good run back.

The running terrain was pretty much palm oil plantation, trail started zig zaging before taking us deep in before we realized we were too far away. Third check was still long way from home,
that’s what my gps said. It said left to go home but then I said to myself , this can’t be too easy, its got to be right.

So here comes a Kwai Lo way behind the pack led by Lau Chee, Si Beh Song, Iron Man finishing
the 12 km run. Wait a minute, my gps says 15km. Ok lah, if you include the bodoh checking and
the Kwai Lo Holland thingy, it should be about right lah. This run was too long lah especially for
the slow running bastards who got out almost at 8 pm.

I noticed the circle was moved back further inwards away from the hustling and bustling human
life. I scan around and noticed that our On Sec was the only Sweet Char Boh around. That gives
me some inspiration to sing my ‘ Chi eh char boh chin chia sui…..’ . GM took the circle and
mentioned that we were praised by Lion City and Seletar for the good Quad do. The circle was
then handed to the broken record player, repeating and repeating. I think you have to treat the
tumour by cutting off old dry skins first (plural, not one but many).

I don’t think we have been to this place at Taman Daya. The duck and chicken was pretty good. It was also very close to my favorite Goldmine Philippines paradise. What am I talking about, I am in Philippines now. Chinese saying, ‘why buy fish when you are in the middle of the ocean’ .
Anyway, thanks to the good hares for the good do, free makan etc etc. You better bring 10 ringgit for the makan next week, I got to save for a few BMWs in Philippines lah…..
On On
Moh Mun Tai

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2230

RUN NO: 2230
WHEN: 06th July 11
HARES: TAN CHIN GU 012-7985863/TAN BOO LAI 019-7795041
WHERE: TAMAN SETIA INDAH
HOW: From Taman Daya, drive past Setia Indah’s guardhouse, first turning on the left, turn left.Go straight, second turning on your left , turn left & look for HHH signs.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Quadripartite Run XVI (16th Run)

Quadripartite Hash Rendezvous XVI (16th Run)
Date : 2nd July 2011
Run Site : Kota Tinggi Rainforest Resort
Time : 5:30pm

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.



TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.



GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.



JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577



KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.



KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306



JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.



JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.



JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868



KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.



SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.

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