JBH3

on on on on !

Monday, September 26, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2242

RUN NO: 2242
WHEN: 28th Sept 11
HARES: BOTAK YENG 019- 7772323/WASHINGTON 019-7158283
WHERE: ULU TIRAM/KOTA TINGGI ROAD 14 M/S
HOW: Take JB-Kota Tinggi Road, Pass Ulu Tiram town & then go past Today’s Mall, look for
HHH signs on the left after Today’s Mall. Run-site is at the new overhead bridge.(1km from
Today’s Mall)

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2241

RUN NO: 2241
DATE: 21st Sept 11
HARES : GOU SIONG 019- 7705679/NYONYA 012- 7378188
WHERE: UNIVERSITI KUALA LUMPUR, SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, go past the horse riding school, lookout for hash signs (Universiti Kuala Lumpur sign) to turn left.
RunNo : 2241 Venue : Universiti K.L. Seri Alam
Hares : Gou Siong n Nyonya Mah
_____________________________________________________________________
It was an ideal weather for hashing. A cool evening. What I knew was many sectors of J.B.
were experiencing light to heavy downpour. The two hares were evidently not around to welcome us which houldn't be the case as they were definitely not involved in the laying of the trail. The ritualistic ball game was played at the entrance to the university by the road, presenting a clear danger to both players and motorists when the ball crossed over to the road divider. Don't they have a teeny weeny bit of cow sense?
Oh I forgot. Hashers are of low I Q.! A good crowd, considering those who did not turn up at last week's run at Pontian Rd made sure they would not miss this week's do.

The in-trail was the usual route leading into the mosquito-infested rubber trees. Many turned back at the fringe of the dark forest for fear of unwantingly 'donating' pints of blood
to those tiny predators. It was a long run by any standard, as attested to by GM Ice Cream
who voiced aloud the unnecessary need for this lengthy trail. What is to come of such unreasonably long run? To prove what? Perhaps to satiate the desire of those few who relish long runs.

Nyonya, being a Melaka baba provided excellent nyonya fare back at the wagon. It was everything and all thing nyonya. James Tay, a baba himself went into a litany of the various famous nyonya kueh. Kueh this and kueh that!

Half an hour into the circle a few who checked in from the run late were seen showering and then powdering their sterilised anatomies. The two hares Nyonya and Gou Siong were chastised for bribery, offering monetary incentives to Flintstone and a few others to lay the trail. The amount was clearly insufficient for a feast of chilli-crab, abalone, bak kut teh and beer for a party of four or five. Er, pardon me! Did I get all this right? Ha! LSB, Postie, Kim Chee, Big Potato and Lansi were some of those iced for the flimsiest of reasons. The two bulls, Bulldog and Bulldozer were honoured on the ice throne for going to be proud grand dads within a year. Congrats to both Ah Kong ( GRAND PA ).

Foo Tou restaurant came alive with the invasion of rowdy hashers occupying seven tables. It's FOC for the food and beer - very delicious and very intoxicating. Banyak kamsiah to Nyonya and Gou Siong, and of course not forgetting those nyonya kueh. Meet you all at our run at Ulu Tiram next week. Must come okay? New run-site. On ! On !

Joint scribes : 1. They call me BOTAK YENG
2. WASHINGTON d.c. is my kampong

Monday, September 12, 2011

11/9/2011

Bulldog's Son wedding ceremony 11/9/2011


Bulldozer's Daughter Wedding Ceremony 11/9/2011

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2240

RUN NO: 2240
WHEN: 14th Sept 11
HARES: AJINOMOTO 012-7828809/JAGUAR 017-7224696
WHERE: TAMAN PULAI JAYA
HOW: Take J.B. – K.L road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian Road. Go past the junction into
Kangkar Pulai & lookout for HHH signs to turn right at the next traffic light.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2239

(TORCH LIGHT RUN)
RUN NO: 2239


DATE: 0 7 t h Sept 11


HARES : ZHU MI CHON 019- 7705679/GOU SIONG 019-7782731


RUNSITE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS



Notice 1 :
Event : Torch Light Run
Date : 7/9/11
Venue : Taman Impian Emas
Damage : Members – Rm30-00 Guests - Rm60-00
OC : Zhu Mi Chon & Gou Siong
Venue: Taman Impian Emas Date: 31.08.11
Hares: Koh Kiam Chai / Bak Kua
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Arrival : What do you expect? A good turnout? National Day/Hari Raya coincided with
the school holidays=low turnout. There was an exodus of holiday seekers to the casinos.
Nevertheless, a good number preferred to stay back for hashing.
Goings-on in the "jungle": There was a rough and muddy patch of terrain during the initial
stage of the trail posing some difficulties. Still it was nothing that hashers can't overcome.
Then the first check. See Pay Song rushed off to look for the connection and duly
dissappeared, not to be seen until after the second check. His darling Anti Climax was
looking worried, searching high and low. "Has anyone seen my hubby?" she enquired of
everyone around right up to the second check. Our friend was still nowhere to be seen.
Well could I make a conjecture? See Pay Song while checking, came across a pretty
maiden by a river bank. He struck up a conversation and gained her trust. An amorous
relationship ensued. One thing led to another. Before long he was immersed in, well, a
quick "quickie" in the nearby bushes. Another checker passed by, heard the rustlings
coming out of the bushes and thought nothing of it; believing it was caused by some wild
boars foraging for food. Business over and voila! He reappeared into the hash scene. By
the way, please take all this with a pinch of salt. Okay?
Circle goings-on: Being the National Day we stood at attention while singing the Negara-ku
led by our GM Ice Cream. Hash whip was whipping away with gusto as many were under
his radar. A few were being penalised twice.
On-On and verdict: On-on at restaurant 63 with only four tables.
Run : good
Food : okay
Camaderie : excellent
JIMMY AND KOA SIONG

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2238

RUN NO: 2238
WHEN: 31st Aug 11
HARES: KOH KIAM CHAI 019-7790363/BAK KUA 012-7276600
WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS
HOW: Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road. Drive on and turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.

Venue: Taman Impian Emas Date: 31.08.11
Hares: Koh Kiam Chai / Bak Kua
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Arrival : What do you expect? A good turnout? National Day/Hari Raya coincided with
the school holidays=low turnout. There was an exodus of holiday seekers to the casinos.
Nevertheless, a good number preferred to stay back for hashing.

Goings-on in the "jungle": There was a rough and muddy patch of terrain during the initial
stage of the trail posing some difficulties. Still it was nothing that hashers can't overcome.
Then the first check. See Pay Song rushed off to look for the connection and duly
dissappeared, not to be seen until after the second check. His darling Anti Climax was
looking worried, searching high and low. "Has anyone seen my hubby?" she enquired of
everyone around right up to the second check. Our friend was still nowhere to be seen.

Well could I make a conjecture? See Pay Song while checking, came across a pretty
maiden by a river bank. He struck up a conversation and gained her trust. An amorous
relationship ensued. One thing led to another. Before long he was immersed in, well, a
quick "quickie" in the nearby bushes. Another checker passed by, heard the rustlings
coming out of the bushes and thought nothing of it; believing it was caused by some wild
boars foraging for food. Business over and voila! He reappeared into the hash scene. By
the way, please take all this with a pinch of salt. Okay?

Circle goings-on: Being the National Day we stood at attention while singing the Negara-ku
led by our GM Ice Cream. Hash whip was whipping away with gusto as many were under
his radar. A few were being penalised twice.

On-On and verdict: On-on at restaurant 63 with only four tables.
Run : good
Food : okay
Camaderie : excellent

JIMMY AND KOA SIONG

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2237

RUN NO: 2237
WHEN: 24th Aug 11
HARES: MONGOL YAP 016- 7231331/BULLDOG 019-7774880
WHERE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.

Run No : 2237
Hares: The Hound Brothers ( Bulldog and Mongrel) Runsite:Desa Tebrau

Runsite: Good Parking, easy to find, nice park surrounding. Too close to residential,
occasional glare from on lookers.

Run: A good mix of the housing , pipeline and the wilderness ( or whatever that is left).
Front runner out in a good one hour, others trickled back and all back by seven thirty. There was three checks and although this is a very familiar runsite, the co hares managed to space out the checks and in trails well.

Circle:Quite a low turnout today, about 70 people . But life still carry on and our circle was buzzing as usual. It is worth mentioning that Kulai’s Peter Pang came to promote their
11/11/11 run.

ON ON ON – Makan was at Tan Chin Ku’s restaurant in Taman Daya. Food here is pretty
good, there were five bottles of golden fluid from the hares and the owner was generous to
add in another. There were seven tables of strong and hungry hash men and with free
makan, I would say…..if you never get fxxxed on a Wednesday night, you wouldn’t get
fxxxed at all…

ON ON

Salty vegetable Bak Kua

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2236

RUN NO: 2236
WHEN: 17th Aug 11
HARES: WONDER WOMAN 016- 7364923/IRON MAN 019-7775953
WHERE: TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN BERJAYA
HOW: From North-South Highway,take Kempas exit & head towards Seelong. Drive Past Starhill Golf Resort & look for HHH signs on your left.

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.



TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.



GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.



JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577



KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.



KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306



JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.



JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.



JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868



KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.



SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.

.....

Sportsviews

Bookmark and Share

Followers

Powered By Blogger