on on on on !

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2194

RUN NO: 2194
WHEN: 27th Oct 2010
HARES: MEAN SEE 016-7160414/SON OF A GUN 019-7714902
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.

JBHHH RUN No. 2193 (20-10-2010)
老夫子-花蟹-横爬 直不老山庄
This must be the duo’s virgin hymen-tear; and of all places they must choose the over-trodden, over-developed limited terrain of DESA TEBRAU! And why do they need such an army of co-hares to lay this fractious run? Or perhaps it was the multitude of co-hares that fragmented the run! The co-hares were of course the abovementioned pair’s cronies, headed by FLINTSTONE-火石 with the tagging gang of coolies comprising FALLEN BUMPER-掉保杆, ASSHOLE DAVID-大维肛门 & PANG SHIT-ARSE-放屎彭. It was an obvious case of too many cooks!
As the usual crowd of about a hundred congregated religiously for our weekly ritual, the Hares were visibly delighted that so many have turned up to grace their deflowering! The RUN started with an innocent hop across the dry drain near the quarry area on the right of the play-ground; how many checks there were defies the memory of this scribe; for, as usual I was walking and chatting with the geriatric group led by our patriarch Tongkat Ali-冻结阿里 and missed out all the main action. Suffice it to say that the run disintegrated very early into more than ten trails! This is our Hash’s disease! Even before the First Check, the SCBs, the lau-cha-bors, the walkers and the chatters all went their separate ways to chart out their own little trails! This phenomenon has now become a less-than-proud character of our hash! In any case the Hares did their best to shape a run, but it was the members who didn’t give them a chance; or perhaps it is also due to the familiarity of this oft-trodden area that breeds boredom. Only the likes of CCB-细细鼻, Anti-Climax-反高潮 and One Night Stand-一晚硬 endeavoured to give credit to the Hares’ effort; the rest shall have no bloody right to comment! Lao-Chee-老妓 was quite frustrated that his evening was spoilt by the swarm of SCBs leading him astray with all the red herrings! This normally-congenial bloke was overheard muttering some unintelligible Hakka expletives as he approached the beer-wagon! The Hare however made amends by providing the famish flock with a vast array of victuals which has become synonymous with our Hash; in fact I suspect some of our members actually look forward to this weekly feast instead of coming for the run!
CIRCLE started off with the usual boring rendition of our adopted anthem, SWING-LOW and was followed by the warbling of a few hash hymns. Tell me what’s new? In the absence our Whip (again!), HANDSOME LAW-寒酸佬 has to stand in as the stand-up comic; in fact I think he performed better than the original! The bulk of the offences centred on the misdeeds and the misdemeanours of the weekend’s D & D which everyone concluded, was a job well done, albeit with the typical hash hiccups; Bravo JUICY-多汁娘 and your team!
The ON-On was at this new eatery- Ming Sing-明心 in MOLEK, beside EON Bank. The grub was quite delectable and there were copious amounts of Carlsberg to wash down the cholesterol! Thanks guys, hope you can lay a better run next year; perhaps you can fare better if you sack your main-con Flintstone! Ha! On-On

SON OF A GAN-颜罗王之子

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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