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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

JB Kojak Hash

JB Kojak Hash 1st Inaugural Run
14th Aug 2009
Runsite at Taman Impian Emas.
Runstart : 6pm
Damage : RM 30.
Contact : Mo Man Tai 012-7103306
Email : wesv@titangroup.com

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Grandmaster : Moh Mun Tai
Jointmaster : Jaya Botak

On Sec : Blow Job

Asst On Sec : Gan Ne San

On Cash : Admiral

Hash Whip : Ninja

From Coca-Cola

Committees : Loud Speaker , Samsu , Flinstone

Kojak Inaugural Run

If you look at the definition of ‘Kojak’ in Wikipedia, it goes like this…”Kojak is an American television series starring Telly Savalas as the eponymous, bald New York City Police Department Detective Lieutenant Theo Kojak. It aired from October 24, 1973 to March 18, 1978 on CBS

The key word here is ‘BALD’ or in local term ‘BOTAK’. This idea of the JB Kojak Hash was spun by a bunch of bald senior hash men, half drunk after wild night of beer binging. A simple back to hashing idea of running once a month on the second week of the month. It will be a MEN only mismangement team, WOMEN are invited as guest only. Damages : RM50 yearly membership, with RM20, RM30 for members and guests respectively per run. A title of ‘founding member’ was offerred to anyone who signed up as member on the day.

Turnout on this inaugural run was overwhelming, 110 strong versus 100 available T shirts. From afar as Batu Pahat there was Bulldozer and Original. From Kahang, I see faces such as Liew Wen Chen and Hoon. From Layang, I could see Lau Su Kong and the pretty angels. There were also many familiar faces, Michael from MH3, Ah Pui from JCSC HASH, OKC, Double V, Tina, Goyang Goyang, Konkek, Ang Mo Lan (KTGM) and too many to list…. I would say that all the JB chapters were represented.

The run was called at 6.00pm and this run at Impian Emas took us through some muddy patches. It was a wet feet affair with some stream crossing. Checks seems to be a little far especially the third check, we took almost fifteen minutes to break. The combination of a wet gloomy weather and yellow trail paper added to the complication. The good thing was that it kept everyone together. It was an hour’s run.

Holding a circle of 100 strong without hailers was difficult but the GM Moh Man Tai, managed to on down the hares of the day and the GMs of visiting chapters. The new committees were introduces to the crowd ( see pictures above) Ninja took over the circle as hash whip and there was also our Disco Singh taking the circle open session.

The food served at 63 was also pretty okay, more vegetable dishes than meat. For the boat race session, JB HHH came in first. Led by Soh Big, Sore Arse and Safety Boots, the winner wasn’t judge by speed but rather by the least left over. It was a fun and successful night. Thanks to Tiger for being the sponsor for beer and thereafter the official beer for Kojak HHH .


Monday, July 27, 2009

BP Fullmoon Hash

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BP Fullmoon Hash
1st Inaugural Run
Date : 07th Aug 2009
Runsite : Batu Pahat Jetty Jalan Minyak Beku .
Runstart : 5pm
Damage : RM 30
Contact : Original Tel : 019-7571959.

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(Friday 07th August, 2007 coinciding with the 17th Day of the Sixth Month Year of Ji Chou and the16th day of Syaaban, 1430)

This was an auspicious occasion, the inaugural run of a new Hash. The BP FULLMOON HASH couldn’t choose a better date than this. The day, by the Lunar Calendar, is Li Qiu which means the Arrival of Autumn. The run-site was at the Minyak Beku Jetty and the On-On was at the sprawling compounds of the nearby restaurant. Hashers from more than 30 chapters came to witness this historic event, some hailing from as far as Dubai! Before the run there was of course the usual chit-chat and the meeting of old friends; and to top it all there was a wide array of finger-food (more like whole meals!) for some pre-run bites. After the usual chaos of the registration and collection of t-shirts, ORIGINAL and her worse-half BULLDOZER were very busy trying to organise the typical unruly crowd. Somehow or rather the motley crowd got a bit disciplined by ORIGINAL’s threats and congregated for a group photo shoot and even swung their limbs for the warm-up aerobics!

The run was indeed a revelation for those unfamiliar with BP and for me, an old Batu Pahatian, a trip down memory lane. It started tamely along the tarmac out to the main Minyak Beku Road and then crossing over to the other side we trudged within some off-season durian plots and fallowed veggie farms. Whatever checks there were I do not have the opportunity to see as the FROPs were speeding away in competitive haste! The papered trail rounded the durian patch and looped back to a house with unfriendly canines (fortunately they were caged!) and brought us to cross the Sungei Suloh Road. Across the road we skirted the peaty palm plantation and found ourselves in the midst of Kampong Segenting; the bemused residents were gawking at us as if we were some Martians! Away from this Chinese village we came to the less-endowed Orang Laut hamlet which was soggy and stinking with the stench of dried-fish permeating the air! Behind these hovels we had to balance our way over the swampy mangrove and zigzagged in and out from beach to hill, some of the rocky terrain were perilous and quite formidable, especially for the fair damsels. Surviving this rock-climb we finally emerged on the beach where picnickers were posing for photos while we stopped for a beer. Away from the famed Perigi Batu Pahat we jogged for another click or so before turning back to the jetty again.

After the ablution the Circle was held in the compounds of the beach-front restaurant. Yours truly as JHC chairman was duly tasked to baptise the committee while all GMs were duly honoured with an on-down and draped with a ‘Moonist’ towel. The Circle then began in earnest and due to the cacophony of the loquacious crowd it was at times quite chaotic; I think it was a case of too many cooks! Whatever said and done the noisy crowd wasn’t complaining as there was a free flow of TIGERs whole night long. After the buffoonery, we adjourned nearby for a sit-down dinner and further revelry and inebriation until the cows some home! It was indeed a very memorable Inaugural for the BP FULLMOON HASH and we wish that the Full Moon will shine bright every month! A BIG KAMSIAH TO MAO TSE-TUNG AND YOUR POLITBURO! LSB

巴株 满月捷兔会开幕之跑-阳历2007年八月七日;农历 己丑年六月十七;回年1430年沙班月十六日。

此日乃 立秋也!吉祥日来办开幕典礼。跑处于海口马头,圈礼而在附近餐馆,来参会越三十,见证历史一刻。跑前,老友欢聚,又有丰富小吃, 真是招待热诚。百乱之中‘原版妹‘和伴侣(驴)‘推土机‘召集乱兵拍相摇身做热身!




Sunday, July 26, 2009

Kahang Hash House Harriers

Kahang Hash House Harriers 6th Anniversary Run
Date : 29th Aug 2009 Sat
Runsite : Kahang
Runstart : 5pm
Damage : RM 30
Contact : GM - Hun Tai Tel : 012-7119128

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Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2129

Run : 2129
Date 29th July 2009
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Silver Fox & One Night Stand
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Sunday, July 19, 2009

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2128

Run : 2128
Date :22th July 2009
Runsite : Taman Pelangi Indah.
Hare : Yogi 073315152
Hare : Postie 0127674596

Saturday, July 18, 2009


No Hash Name Total Runs
1 Maharajah 1315
2 Screw driver 1280
3 Loud Speaker 1488
5 Wonder Woman 1212
6 Postie 1223
7 Juicy Kan 961
8 Tham Sook 1001
11 More Beer 914
13 Susan Tan 767
16 Captain Tan 728
18 Baba Chong 979
25 Hau kafor 698
29 Botak Yeng 886
35 Fast Track 637
43 Johnny Walker 756
57 Cathay Ang 587
66 Iron man 782
93 Mama Chong 679
98 Money Khoo 565
111 Mongol Yap 739
118 Bulldog 590
142 Moh Mun Tai 302
146 Itchy Kang 610
147 Very Good 638
152 Moses 589
155 Flintstone 544
160 Handsome Law 604
162 Disco Singh 373
163 Sex Can 128
170 Mobil One 207
174 Long cock 458
177 Fuel Pump 512
179 Kapilan 496
194 No Condom 437
205 Pai Ma 372
206 Killer Heng 494
217 2 IN 1 471
218 Tongkat Ali 479
220 Ah Yo Yo 546
223 Coca Cola 378
224 Pink Panther 417
226 Do Re Mi 378
227 Koh Kiam Chai 479
234 Bad Boy 329
236 Free Beer 492
238 Silver Fox 499
240 Todi Samy 254
242 Bak Kua 444
243 David See 281
244 Fuck You 385
246 Chili Padi 426
250 See Pay Soong 403
253 Soh Ass 497
254 Bulldozer 482
256 So Big 515
257 Pang Leo 367
258 Safety Boo 470
259 One Night Stand 475
261 Bull eye 7
262 Sharp Shooter 4
266 Tok Cock 326
267 BIG BUM 414
268 Cepat Keluar 407
269 Cepat Masuk 415
272 Sludge 319
275 Cuci JBN 426
276 KCB 218
279 Kanasai 307
281 Chrome Cock 340
283 G-String 405
284 Kong Chau 309
286 Tan chin gu 287
287 Tan Boo Lai 289
291 Wasington 256
293 Short Kok 242
296 Chai Kow 260
298 Terko Liang 197
300 Chee Bay Song 235
302 Bo Chia Lan 250
304 Lan Si 185
305 Tan Geok Siew 166
306 Ice Cream 273
307 Bo Chia Chee 221
309 Yogi 302
310 Ang Moh Lan 233
311 555 277
312 Tong Fang Hong 243
313 Son of a Gun 263
314 Mean See 252
317 Ajinomoto 238
318 Jaguar Chew 185
320 Rotiman 113
322 Mau choong 170
323 Hamper king 30
324 Law Chee 208
325 Francis Ho 79
328 Aluminium Cock 155
329 Anthonai 123
330 Chapalan 81
332 Gou Siong 148
337 Indomee 103
338 Curly cunt 106
340 CCB 77
345 Ball Breaker 72
346 Condom 45
347 Can Sex 28
348 Dirty Monk 42
349 Ash Soo 47
350 Jack Ass 40
351 Shit Ass 52
352 Kim Chee 29
353 Anti Climax 18
354 Lat Bumper 10
355 Moh Nee Kah 10
356 Sodomee 2
357 Yap Chee Siong 0

Sunday, July 12, 2009


To All
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers members...

Indomee aka A.Magendra would like to invite you to his son’s 1st year Birthday party.

Date : 15th Aug 2009

Time : 7:30pm

Add : No 23, Jalan Jelita 4, Taman Pelangi Indah, 81800 Ulu Tiram, Johor.

Handphone : 012-7100004

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2127

Run : 2127
Date :15th July 2009
Runsite : Kulai Ang Siang Kong.
Hare : Kapilan 0197781019

Hare : Kim Chee 0127045539

Friday, July 3, 2009

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2126

Run : 2126
Date :8th July 2009
Runsite :Tmn Impian Emas .
Hare : Sharp Shooter & Bull Eye 0127041009

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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