on on on on !

Monday, December 28, 2009

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2151

Run : 2151
Date 30th Dec 2009
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Long Cock 019-7793545 & Money Khoo 019-7784215

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JB HHH RUN No. 2151 (30-12-2009)
The run-site at the TIRAM WATER-TOWER has been pillaged by metal thieves, leaving gaping deep trenches after the RC slabs have been pulverized; the takraw team had to manoeuvre their deft kicks so as to avoid landing the ball into these abyssal chasms! As the crowd swelled to the regular hundred or so, the time for the onslaught arrived and the Hares LONG COCK and MONEY KHOO shooed us off towards the back corner of the tower. The descent was a bit dicey due to the many hidden holes; Falling Bumper indeed lived up to his moniker and fell like Humpty-Dumpty!
The Run, according to Moh Mun Thai, was too short. Due to the confusion of the checkers, some of whom deserted to become SCBs, there were conflicting claims as to the number of checks. Ironman, who was the first in, said there were four while Assassin Heng, who apparently was one of the deserters, said there were only three! Whatever it was, as the short run was cohared by a platoon of SCBs (Botak Yeng and gang), not much ‘sex-citement’ was expected anyway. The in-trail proceeded tamely near the manager’s bungalow and then slid left towards a shallow ravine only swerve on a very early right-hander, away from the pipe; it didn’t even venture beyond the slopes of the pipe. In typical fashion, the SCBs were in sixes and sevens when they stumbled onto the red paper early; one group led by Tongkat Ali decided to forge forward towards the pipeline while another led by the GM decided to follow the reds assiduously and ambled safely home in just under the hour. The frontrunners were all looking rather untested and were accusing and counter-accusing one another for the near fiasco at the penultimate check.
To compensate for the insubstantial run, the Hares provided us with some substantial post-run food in the form of a spicy nasi lemak, jack-fruits, curry-puffs and an assortment of kuehs! With such an array of nosh who needs the On-On! Just when everyone has cleansed himself, it was discovered that our Skudai guest Karak and his young friend were MIA! Fortunately this habitual slow-coach has the good sense of equipping himself with a flashlight and that indeed guided them home, albeit midway through the circle. In the absence of the Whip, who has gone AWOL, Flintstone, Moh Mun Thai, Cepat Masuk, the GM himself, So Big and Mongol all assisted in lashing the whip and woe-betide those asses on the block when they decided to sing Dongfanghong’s national anthem! As most of the whippings were done impromptu, even the most frivolous offences were not let off the hook. Who needs a valid reason anyway? That’s hash! The GM stretched the Circle until 9 and we adjourned to Greenland Restaurant in Pelangi Indah for the On-On; the Hares graciously provided three bottles per table and the whole do was declared FOC! Mongol and his obstreperous tribe were creating such a racket it frightened the non-hashing diners to beat an early retreat! No wonder they were serving the dishes like flinging flying saucers! The message was clear, quickly eat and quickly eff-off!

Saturday, December 19, 2009


JBH Christmas Run 2009
Run : 2150
Date 23rd Dec 2009
Runsite : Seri Austin.
Itchy Kang

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Run No : 2150 Run Date : 23th December 2009
Hare : Christmas Run OC-ed by Longkang and Aluminium Cock
Runsite: Seri Austin.

They have built a nice shade with proper table and seating at the edge of the pond at this popular runsite. Unfortunately, there was some earthwork on this particular day and a scenic run site was shadowed with dust and piles of earth by the roadside. However, the roasted lamb aroma greeted everyone with gee and turned the day into a highly anticipated one. Turnout was pretty good for members of about 100 strong but light for quest. This may be due to the RM40/RM60 that we collecting for members/guest fees, putting JBHHH again first in Malaysia on the feudal system of high taxes. Not something that we are proud of but with all the complains pouring in, we are lamenting onto 30/50. Somehow or other, we have to get out of the bad mindset of money over matters mentality in hash.

The run was good length for our current weather of early nightfall. The first double back check was misleading and few front runners went off course and ended up running their own trail in this familiar run site. More hash bastards ran than usual as this run was expected to be short, very unbelievable for the combination co hares of Yogi and Aji with no moto. Either they had a fight inside or for this particular day, senility had a day off…

The GM called the circle and on downs the OCs. This was followed by some handy panky games and a limbo rock contest. Just imagine our Tong Fang Hong doing a limbo. I have to give credit to the decorations at the run site, there was actually a Christmas tree set up!. The hash whip monkeyed the final moments of the circle with his ‘be de bab, be de boob’ class of jokes.

We went on to Setia Indah ( restaurant next to 711) for on on on. There was only 5 bottles per table of free liquid. Somebody commented that how come with our high damages, we still have to buy our own beer? If the GM has senses, he will take note…

Alas, like they say, you can either pick on a million little unpleasantness or focus on one big hash orgy of comaderie, fun and laughter…..what a great hash night…
On On
Saya Punya duit (Money Koo)

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2149

Run : 2149
Date 16th Dec 2009
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Shit Ass 019-7714146 & Ash Soo 016-7227188

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Hares:Ash Soo & Shit Ass
Runsite: Ulu Tiram Water Tank
JBHHH Run No.2149
On On was called at 18:00hr and run started with decent descend down the hill into the oil palm plantation. The run veered left down from second hill and first check was placed at another uphill and easily broken by the FRBs but no one bother to join the paper. I joined the trail for the benefit of those slow hashers behind. After a while down hill the trail came to a longkang, Jimmy Choon jumped and missed his target, got his leg struck in the mud and need someone to pull him out. The second check was near the pylons caught many FRBs searching high and low around the hill. By this time many slow runners caught up with the FRBs. After 10 minutes Killer Heng found the check along the pylon and it was a back check. Along the pylons up and down the hills many hashers are complaining and grasping for more air. Heard, fucking hares so many hills!! Want to kill us hah!! Final check near the pipe line and home was all along the pipe line with 3 very steep hill slopes to climb. I took 75minutes to complete the run and all drain out ,dehydrated !
Look like a must tradition to provide finger food for the hungry hashers to refill their energy. Juicy water melons was available beside water and 100 plus to ease the thirst. Four SCBs Lan Si, Terko Liang, Tong Fang Hong and Son of Gun got lost and ended at Puala, mobile one race to their rescue. Circle was called at 20:02hr we sang sing low and 2 hash songs. Hares and cock hares Siang2 mabok, bulldozer were on down with golden fluid. Welcome our old hasher King Kong to visit us. Kim Chee became itchy with Chong song when LSB is not around, both were on down. While in the circle many hashers receive phone call and everyone guessing it is orang minyak called. But false alarm, orang minayak got lost when he is the last one to go in. Until circle is over he is yet to be heard or seen. Finally, he got a hitch from a Malay Samaritan all the way from Saujana near Tai Tak Estate to run site at 21:15hr.
ON ON was at Taman Pelangi Indah Retoran Hang Fang .Happy birthday to hares for 3 bottles of beer per table. Food was good but atmosphere was spoiled by slight drizzle. At 23:15hr I left and there is still 1 table with So Big, Bulldozer, Lau Chee, and about 10 hashers still drinking.
Thanks to Ash Soo and Shit Ass and also cock hares.
ON ! ON !

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2148

Run : 2148
Date 09th Dec 2009
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Francis 017-7057762 & Jack Ass 012-7232935.

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Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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