Run : 2155 Date 27th Jan 2010 Runsite : Seri Alam. Hare : Wobbly 016-7246279 & Zhu Mi Chon 019-7705679.
Run No : 2155 Run Date 27th January 2010
Hare : Wobbly and Chumi Chong
Runsite: Seri Alam Lakeside
Wobbly was noticeably absent from the runsite today. He was admitted to hospital for some complications with the heart. If the information from the grape vine is correct, it has to do with the insertion of the condom related thingy in the arteries. Mind my pun. The other hare took up the gap with gust and was registering the runners as we arrived at the runsite. This was not the usual horse riding school but a canon shot away at the public parking next to the lake. It was more picturesque than the old place but parking was a bit of a squeeze for 100 healthy hash men of JBHHH. Besides the usual bangle of the sepak takraw team, there was cumulating groups discussing about the GP D&D on tonight and the contingent of 30 JBHHH strong attending.
The run took off along the edges of the lake, pass a few streams into the durian plantation area. Despite running this area many times and over, I have to admit that this run actually took us through some unexpected virgin run areas. The climb through the power line was exciting. The grand finale home trail through the scenic quarry area was a good after taste. In all, there were three checks and I would rate this as a very imaginative and thoughtful run of roughly 8km. As we arrived back at the runsite, the crowd starts to trickle down as some clean up, got changed and headed for the D&D.
Circle was called at 8.00pm in the absence of GM Bulldog who has joined the exodus. The next in command, Ice Cream , Joint master, called the circle to order. Luckily, our hash whip, Handsome, was still around to take the floor to an audience of 50 strong. Probably the low number showered down his enthusiasm and the circle was opened up to a few, ie Flinstone, Soh Big, Brandon. It was a Small group but with same level of fun. The water gun was again introduced into the circle.
We beeline off to FooToo for the ON ON . We still managed to fill up five tables sparingly. Hares were nice in buying four bottles per table. In all, FT, never fails in filling up our stomach, never mind the picky few with weird taste buds.
Thanks to the hares for the work in making again Wednesday the day of the week worth looking forward to.
ON ON Doe a deer, a female deer…..Ray, a drop of golden sun…..Me, a name, I call myself…. who of wascorrective in a world of corruption, bribery and money politics, true ? And even in hashing too ? Well, suddenly, the crowd is back this Wednesday about 100 strong, could it be due to coincidence or the fact that the two hares are know for their generosity for free food and goodies …hmmm… I wonder….Somebody got to bring us back to hashing…. Even the Gods succumb to bribery today when the rain stopped prior to run that starts at 6.00pm. It was raining cats and dogs in the afternoon, so, we were expecting a treacherous and sticky trail today. The checks were too easy except for the second check which caught our Moh Man Tai running in circles. (since when is he not ?) The FRBs (front running bastards) were trailing too far ahead and the SRB(Slow running bastards) were tailing too far behind. Considering that the front runner was out in 1hr 15min, it was considerably long run since checks were easy, the spread was too wide and its getting dark earlier than usual now ( our Malaysian Winter time). Fortunately, all runners made it back albeit at almost 8pm following their fingers clawing in the dark rather than paper. Circle was called at exactly 8.00pm. The hares were on downed together with their co hares aka Pussynomoto and Yogi Bear (Both love pussies , I bet). Hmm… co hares seems to be same faces over and over, where is the element of surprise now ? Hash is becoming a routine too ? The whip took over the floor and the notorious were punished. It was mentioned that we will want to maintain an international ‘hash shit’ standard of having a run of between 45 min and 1hr 15 min. Front runner will be the yardstick and it will be a challenge to get everybody together. Pan Jior took the floor and banished her close group of cheeky love birds. Here, we hear the intimate details of hash style love making in the bush…… Unsurprisingly, food was fit for the king with the Golden Treasures dish (Pern Chai, ie literal translation as Vegetable Basin) and to top it up, three bottles of golden fluid per table and finally, grand finale announcement of ‘free makan’ for all….now, that how you breed a new species of hard up greedy members. You can tell from the 8 tables crowd( actually 8 tables many squeezed into 7). My table was more special flowing with 2 bottles worth of Johnny Walker limited edition. Thanks to Tong Fang Hong from me and those at my table. Finally, thanks to the hares and especially all members which without them hash will not be hash…… On On Malay Viagra
Run : 2153 Date 13th Jan 2010 Runsite : Taman Desa Tebrau. Hare : Chai Kow 012-7782808&Bo Chia Lan 012-7709191.
HARES: CAI KOW & BO CHIA LAN
COCK HARES: ZHU MI CONG & ITCHYKANG
RUNSITE: TMN DESA TEBRAU
JBHHH RUN NO: 2153 DATE: 13TH.DEC.2010
The usual run site Tmn Desa Tebrau car park is filled with early bird playing sepak Takwra and by17:45hr all car park places are taken up. A lot of talk kok and business deals are done during this time. On! On! Was called at 18:00hr all hashers were directed toward the right of the car park heading for the power transmission line. The FRH run along the pylons up and down 3 small hills ending up by the side of the Tmn Mt. Austin, whereas the SCB led by 555 detour to the right. Along the perimeter of Tmn Mt Austin some panties and bras were scattered by some physco sex manic. Becareful lau cha bo don’t run alone this physco may strip you for your bra & panties. The run went up to a very steep slope with a lot of hoo haa and many helping hands were there to pull up the hashers. The first check was placed down the hill where the mountain biker display the skill. I could not witness who found the check you know lah why? The FRB were caught off guard with a back check near the PUB pipe line and by this time all FRH, FRB,SCB were gatheed together. This second check trail veered to the newly cleared old oil palm plantation and finally led to a deep ravine, many hashers fell before going up to the rubber plantation. In the rubber plantation, you could only walk, can’t hardly jog. The third check was placed aimlessly at the end of the plantation near the pipe line. Those FRB got so familiar with the place, the check is easily broken and the first FRB clock in at about 19:00hr and by 19:15hr all hashers are out.This time the hares supply mee siam for finger food.
The GM called the circle at 20:05hr, all wearing red were called to lead our hash song. Hares and cock hares were bestow with golden liquid. The whip called 2 dog trainers Botak Yeng & Cai Kow on ice for playing with the dogs. Others on ice were dirty monk and bulldozer for wearing clog, tong fang hoong, chong song and many more, the list will be very long.
ON ON at Natural restaurant, Tmn Johor Jaya. This time round LSB is not joining us, it seems something is missing during the On On, although six dishes and 1 plate of fruits were served all for Rm10.00/head. Also thanks the hares for 4 bottles of beer/table. Well done to Cai Kow and Bo Chia Lan