RUN NO: 2195
WHEN:03rd Nov 10
HARES:BIG BUM 016-7721448/NO CONDOM 019-7309200
WHERE: SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit at Seri Alam.Keep left and follow the road towards Octville Golf Club.Look for HHH signs.
It was fortunate that part of our romping grounds at Seri Alam with those decades-old abandoned rubber leading to the quarry has been literally unmolested by those rampaging bulldozers. This was where today's run started. Big Bum n No
Condom orchestrated the run with the help of foreign "talent" from Kulai hash who boasted of "giving hell to these JB bastards and see what they are made of". We welcomed back two ex-JB hashers, the towering King Kong and Ah Pooi whom many will remember his unconventional spitting prowess.
As usual the "antelopes" began to race away like the monsoon wind when the on on call was sounded. The trail led to the open quarry area with its ominous-looking mining pool, across some rocky terrain and into the rubber beyond where the tough segment awaited us. Marshes, hills and more hills, series of zigzags, mosquitoes, creepy crawlies and what have you. The SCBs were split into several sub-groups, each endeavouring to find their own way home. These days as more members join the rank of L.K.K. ( Lau Kok Kok ) and weak knees have taken over, the magic word is "short-cut." It has become the weekly norm. Some smart alecs have realized that they have under-utilized their intellect. They have ceased to be followers and undertake to lead others home by a different route. Needless to say, the quarry area is familiar to most of us and every Ahmad, Ah Chong and Muthu knows his or her way around.
First runners were back at around 7.00pm. Not a very long run, contrary to what the Kulai cohares promised to dish out. What an anticlimax I may add. The hares offered us mee siam to keep the hunger pangs at bay temporarily. Iron Man found an innovative way of ensuring the proper separation of trash. Three garbage bins placed side by side and marked "aluminium," "plastic" and the"rest." Yet inspite of this, one or two bongkangs still disposed of their trash into the wrong bin. Grow up man! You are a disgrace! Flintstone presided over the circle in the absence of Ice Cream who was away in Indonesia reporting on the eruption of Mt. Merapi. A few newcomers from Kulai together with King King and Ah Pooi were introduced to the crowd. Those put on ice for their misdemeanour were fucked, screwed and cut down to size to the accompaniment of hash tunes from Screwdriver James.
A sizable crowd descended on Foo Too restaurant for the on on. The dishes ordered were great stuff together with two
bottles of Carlsberg on the hares. The food was somewhat different from the normal Wednesday fare. Camaraderie was evident amongst members. Thus ended another great hashing evening. Kam Sia banyak banyak to Big Bum and No Condom. Next wednesday you guys and gals better come for our run, or else................... he he he.
THAMmy & JUICEy"