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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2164

Run : 2164
Date 31st Mac 2010
Runsite : Taman Setia Indah
Hare : G-STRING 012-7803281 / KONG CHAU 012-7076493

寄件者 Cola


寄件者 Cola

Run No 2164

Hare : G String & Kong Chiau
Runsite : Setia Indah

The Seri Austin runsite by the park is off limits to hash. There has been an exchange of letters between the Seri Austin management and hash with the former’s final letter stating that ‘ legal action with cost will be taken against intruders’ This has got to do with our last function there where we insisted on running despite ongoing construction work and subsequently littered all over the parking area.

How do you drive the message through the hashers that JBHHH, the father of all hash, as we claim, is a green club and we do not pollute the environment. How to stop this decaying of society from affecting the oldest hash in the world ? Walk through the parking areas and you will definitely see mineral water bottles and 100plus cans lying around.

We now have to settle behind some unoccupied shop houses as our runsite. This is temporary until they are occupied. One point worth mentioning about the car parks here is that there are actually lots reserved for the handicapped in every row, a good direction from the Setia Indah developers taking us towards a more developed nation. That did not stop some hashers from parking on these lots. Its okay, this area is not ‘operational’ yet but then we have suspicions whether these members, although looking physically sound, may be mentally handicapped..

The trail is as boring as one can set on a motorbike aka motorbike run or highway run. Just to get into the palm oil estate from the runsite is a 700 meters tarmac run. The rest of the trail is on dirt tracks wide enough for lorries. The hares did not bother to transverse through any ditch, streams, hills or any bushes. It was strictly a boring highway run. With only two checks, the FRB and the rest were widely spread out. While running, you would be lucky to see another one or two runners with you. That makes it a very boring run. Adding salt to injury, the run was long around 10 km and the home trail was a 2km stretch of tarmac running. That’s great for my old legs and loose joints. You guys are going to spent more money visiting me during my surgery. Well, the consolation is that everybody got back safe and sound. What can go wrong with this kind of ‘garden’ run.

On to circle. It’s the third week in office for our new hash whip and he is picking up speed. Sore Arse, Soh Big, Safety Boots were on downed for ‘MCA’ related events. Mind me, no politics in hash but joke wise, they ‘rekindle’ the fiasco that’s currently on stage. Moh MunTai took our banner 14095 feet high on Mount Kinabalu but chickened out without the banner being displayed. The cold overwhelmed his patience akin to an old man’s sex syndrome. ie ‘takes time to go up but quick to come down’. The GM on downed our Tan Chin Ku and Big Potatoe for ‘losing face’ in the Scudai HHH DnD boat race. We had two new boots who were christened ‘Red Ant’ and ‘Gong Gong’. These off course were ‘bought’, bought with two crates of golden fluid.

ON ON ON was at the HillXuan… next to the 7 eleven at Setia Indah, already a very familiar makan place with Hash. We did our AGM there as well. The hare ordered so much food and every dish was in big quantities. I could see Lau Char Bohs tar pau home, either to feed dogs or their husbands at home. Same same. Thanks to the Hares for the good effort and a wonderful Wednesday night … again.

ON ON

Wait Long Long No Come

Monday, March 22, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2163

寄件者 Cola



Run : 2163
Date 24th Mac 2010
Runsite : Taman Desa Tebrau .
Hare : Cepat Keluar 012-7772298 & Cepat Masuk .

RUN NO :2163 DATE :24TH MAR 10(WED)

HARES :CEPAT KELUAR RUNSITE :TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
CEPAT MASUK


TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY
AFTER WORKING COME FOR HASH
EVERY BODY MIX TOGETHER
TALK 3 TALK 4 SPEND ONE DAY

CEPAT KELUAR BIRTHDAY RUN
THEY GOT HIGH HAND LAY THE RUN
RAINING STILL HAPPY TOO
INSIDE JUNGLE RUNNING FUN

CEPAT MASUK COOK MEE SIAM
CAMPUR FISH BALL 'SIOT"MAKAN
JUICY BIKIN KUIH PISANG
ENAK TIDAK CUKUP KAU MAKAN

ON ON FREE BEER KAU SUKA
GOOD FOOD GOOD DRINK NEED JAGA
DON"T DRUNK UNTIL YOU CAN"T DRIVE
BALIK MANDU BERHATI-HATINYA


SCRIBE :G-STRING & KONG CHAU

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2010~2011 Committees

GM : Ice Cream (019-7711556) Email : smteoh@growmate.com.my

JOINTMASTERS: FLINTSTONE 012-787 8780

JOINTMASTERS: LAN SI 016-702 2129

ON SEC: NYONYA MAH 012-737 8188 Email : fionam_5@yahoo.com

Asst On Sec : BIG BUM 016-772 1448 Email : tina148@tm.net.my

ON CASH: SO BIG 019-754 3330

ASST ON CASH: GUO SIONG 019-778 2731

HASH WHIP: JACK ASS 012-723 2935

INTERHASH SEC: ITCHY KANG 016-778 3106

WELFARE SEC: COCA COLA 012-771 9770

COMMITTEE : BULLDOG 019-777 4880

COMMITTEE : JUICY 016-773 1900

COMMITTEE :HANDSOME 012-788 7966

COMMITTEE : INDOMEE 012-710 0004

COMMITTEE : SOH ASS 019-777 7861

COMMITTEE : MONGOL 016-723 1331

AUDITORS : ONE NIGHT STAND 019-778 2328

AUDITORS : ZHU MI CHON 019-770 5679

BEER WAGON : IRON MAN 019-777 5953

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2161

Run : 2161
Date 10th Mac 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas .
Hare : Cuci Jamban & Moses Gan.

Run No : 2161 Run Date 10th March 2010

Hare : Cuci Jamban/ Runsite: Impian Emas

This place veli popular leh, you know lah, many many other hash paper lah. Got Skudai Hash lah, TP , city, hazard, all JB hash chapters like run here.. But today JB hash bit different lah, got new government.

When I allive ah, the sepak tarkraw team arready kick, here kick there kick, many many kick. Don’t know who kick who but many many kick. Turn out ok lah, many many also but I don’t know count 123, only know 4D. The lun start 6 o’clock. I, you know lah, sortcutter so many many FRB tell me this stori. Trail starts up the road then railway track run 500 meters. Then only go across into the other side. First Check very simple thru tunnel but many FRB bodoh, cannot find until I think IndoMee can find. But he action, run fast fast but still overtake by FRbs like highway lori overtake by proton. Second check easy lah, four ways, but easily checked. Third check I dono , ask elibody but nobody know. Frist runner come back 7 o’clock so run not many long lah .

Circle start 8 o’clock. Wah, this time new GM take action. Sweet voice GM Ice Cream call stand up 1 minute silence for Curly’s beloved parent bereathment. Then swing low and singing by Moh Mun Tai. She then introduce new government by on down each one by one. Everybody clap. Then new hash whip Jack Arse take over. Wah Men, this new whip ah everytime say please and tank you. Veli polite one leh, our ear cannot tahan.

We then go to On On ON at 63 Impian Emas, also veli popular place with hash. The lady boss see us always veli happy especially me because I am handsome mah…Food is veli good, especially the 3 free beer bought by the hare. Later, we buy more also no problem because this place for hash Carlsberg only 12 ringgit lah. I must say I did enjoy myself tonight lah, thanks to the hares for the job well done….

ON ON Handsome

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.



TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.



GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.



JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577



KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.



KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306



JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.



JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.



JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868



KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.



SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.

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