Date 31st Mac 2010
Runsite : Taman Setia Indah
Hare : G-STRING 012-7803281 / KONG CHAU 012-7076493
Run No 2164
Hare : G String & Kong Chiau
Runsite : Setia Indah
The Seri Austin runsite by the park is off limits to hash. There has been an exchange of letters between the Seri Austin management and hash with the former’s final letter stating that ‘ legal action with cost will be taken against intruders’ This has got to do with our last function there where we insisted on running despite ongoing construction work and subsequently littered all over the parking area.
How do you drive the message through the hashers that JBHHH, the father of all hash, as we claim, is a green club and we do not pollute the environment. How to stop this decaying of society from affecting the oldest hash in the world ? Walk through the parking areas and you will definitely see mineral water bottles and 100plus cans lying around.
We now have to settle behind some unoccupied shop houses as our runsite. This is temporary until they are occupied. One point worth mentioning about the car parks here is that there are actually lots reserved for the handicapped in every row, a good direction from the Setia Indah developers taking us towards a more developed nation. That did not stop some hashers from parking on these lots. Its okay, this area is not ‘operational’ yet but then we have suspicions whether these members, although looking physically sound, may be mentally handicapped..
The trail is as boring as one can set on a motorbike aka motorbike run or highway run. Just to get into the palm oil estate from the runsite is a 700 meters tarmac run. The rest of the trail is on dirt tracks wide enough for lorries. The hares did not bother to transverse through any ditch, streams, hills or any bushes. It was strictly a boring highway run. With only two checks, the FRB and the rest were widely spread out. While running, you would be lucky to see another one or two runners with you. That makes it a very boring run. Adding salt to injury, the run was long around 10 km and the home trail was a 2km stretch of tarmac running. That’s great for my old legs and loose joints. You guys are going to spent more money visiting me during my surgery. Well, the consolation is that everybody got back safe and sound. What can go wrong with this kind of ‘garden’ run.
On to circle. It’s the third week in office for our new hash whip and he is picking up speed. Sore Arse, Soh Big, Safety Boots were on downed for ‘MCA’ related events. Mind me, no politics in hash but joke wise, they ‘rekindle’ the fiasco that’s currently on stage. Moh MunTai took our banner 14095 feet high on Mount Kinabalu but chickened out without the banner being displayed. The cold overwhelmed his patience akin to an old man’s sex syndrome. ie ‘takes time to go up but quick to come down’. The GM on downed our Tan Chin Ku and Big Potatoe for ‘losing face’ in the Scudai HHH DnD boat race. We had two new boots who were christened ‘Red Ant’ and ‘Gong Gong’. These off course were ‘bought’, bought with two crates of golden fluid.
ON ON ON was at the HillXuan… next to the 7 eleven at Setia Indah, already a very familiar makan place with Hash. We did our AGM there as well. The hare ordered so much food and every dish was in big quantities. I could see Lau Char Bohs tar pau home, either to feed dogs or their husbands at home. Same same. Thanks to the Hares for the good effort and a wonderful Wednesday night … again.
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