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Friday, December 10, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2201

RUN NO: 2201
DATE: 15th Dec 2010
HARES : Boh Chia Chee 012-7070340 & Boh Chia Lan 012-7709191.
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.

Run No: 2202 15th Dec 2010
Hares: Bo Chia Lan and Bo Chia Chee
This is going to be a short and easy hash trash, reflective of this run that is as uninspiring as the effort to set a hash run nowadays. To start it off, the runsite itself is a no brainer. How to run at Desa Tebrau nowadays ??? There is hardly any running ground and to add salt injury, we have been running there and Pelangi Indah ( same running ground albeit different parking ground) many weeks in tandem. Talk about complacency that is contaminating JBHHH, apparently the oldest hash in the world. The irony with these old hash farts is that Alzheimer has already set in and you can make theyl believe that they are the best hash in the world. Okay, this is my last comment on the runsite.
So, what do you expect about the turn out ? As low and short as this trash is going to be. Low effort, low expectation runsite and so low turn out. A busload left after the run which left our circle with only about 50 weak versus our usual of 100 strong. The irony was that the circle was easier to handle and that commanded focus. With attention on the circle, there was upbeat attempt by hashers to take on the floor open section and that added spice to the whole whipping ritual. Think about it, would you prefer a quality small crowd or a big bunch of juveniles that you have to use the hailers to roar to.???.....hmmm. that reminds me, is JBHHH now full of quality or quantity ?
The co hare Itchy Kang puts in a lot of effort in setting a tricky check but since there is no area to run at all, go in any direction and you will finally find the trail. As it goes, hit the pipeline again and you will know the home trail. Put a few retarded on this run and they will probably lead you out too.
ON ON ON was at Johor Jaya, not a usual place but we know it as Bo Chia Lan’s restaurant. Suddenly, we have five tables strong due to last minute turnout of few non starters who came to ‘support’ their triad hash brothers. They have to sit together, drink together and eat together. Soon they will sleep together at brokeback mountain. I never understood the word ‘support’ in Hash, I always thought I come to hash to rejuvenate myself. As if God wanted to punish this decaying hash, it rained heavily as the last dish was served. Maybe the rain was also to wash away the rubbish that I have written above but then its up to you to look at the essence of reality or dwell in ignorance. Afterall, I talk to my pigs this way everyday when I wash and feed them and they still sell at a good price, otherwise, how do I afford my new BMW and Mercedes ……
Sore Arse
(Pig Farming Specialist)

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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