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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2192

RUN NO: 2190

WHEN: 29th Sept 10

HARES: SAFETY BOOTS 019-7531371 & HAMPER KING 012-7080230

HOW: Take North-South Highway,before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road.Drive on and
turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH
signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.

JB HHH RUN No. 2192 (13-10-2010)

Once again it is IMPIAN EMAS! This terrain is like an over-ravished whore where every chapter lays and plays! The turnout was phenomenal even by our standards! Many must have heard of the great hospitality of the Hares (HAMPER KING and SAFETY BOOTS) and many mercenary supporters turned up to throng the road from end to end! I hope the quality of generosity is not strained! The architects of the run were the Soh siblings, BULLDOZER and SOH-ARSE and they cleverly ‘designed’ a trail on the north-eastern sector instead of the usual romp in the palm-territory behind the Hindu kovils; this in fact was an area which we used to roam before development encroached into our hashing habitat.
The RUN was a long affair traversing both sides of the rails and reaching the nether regions of the Kempas farms; but unfortunately the bulk of the FROPs, including our ever-eager fast-lady Wonder-woman wandered off-paper after the Second Check and somehow lost their bearing and aborted the run and came home rather disappointed and frustrated. The paper-adherents like See-Pay-Song and his wife Anti-Climax, Kapilan and So Big came back well after sundown! According to some of the ‘aborters’, some of the checkers didn’t connect the paper properly and sped off in haste to achieve some gold medals! This was indeed a typical affliction of kiasuism in JBHHH! This malady has become a weekly ill that has now attained disease-status; hope it will not spread like an epidemic! Some assholes, for fear of losing out to his competitors, checked in the same direction lest he is too far away when the connection is found! The resultant fiasco is that they will abandon trail if they lack the prowess to pursue or are not within the medal-range! In any case the guys who completed the arduous trail thoroughly enjoyed the great sweat-out. Back at the run-site the usual array of post-run finger-food was stuffed to the max! Some cynics said we need not go for the on-on!
CIRCLE started with the WHIP whipping himself in the most masochistic exercise of self-abuse! This long-winded bastard placed his own ass on the block for his self-confessed dereliction of duty! This kind of self-criticism sounds very Maoist! Where is from? Hunan Hash? Much hilarity was generated by the supporting cast of Handsome and LSB when they took over the circle to augment the lack of script from the prima donna. LSB sat the longest until his well-shaped sexy posterior became a shrivelled chunk of frozen meat in Carrefour! One by one, they lined up to pour more oil to the fire and pile on his sins! He didn’t know he had that many enemies! Circle-beer was generously sponsored by TERKO LIANG as a token of support; kamsiah Lao Hia-Tee! To add to the merriment and to increase the level of inebriation, the On-On beer at 63 was sponsored all-night-long by SO BIG on the occasion of his birthday! Many Happy Returns and a BIG HAND! And to lace the icing on the cake, the Hares declared the entire do FOC! KAMSIAH AGAIN! Hope to see Hamper King more often at the runs; the Southern Hash Institute of Technology (SHIT) discovered that hashing actually makes you taller! So you should come more often and buy us beer, we will definitely hoist you up taller than Yao Ming! CHEERS!
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Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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