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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2203

Run No : 2203 Venue : Taman Pelangi Indah

Hares : Baba Chong Teck Siang / Mama

Oh gosh, it's Pelangi Indah yet again
This is getting incredibly insane

It's getting into my wits
The choice was downright stupid

Isn't there a better place to run?
And have our weekly dose of fun

Look yonder and scour around
A virgin site will surely be found

Baba and Mama were the hares
"Bad choice? Ugh, who really cares"

At 6.00pm came the on-on sound
Ironman shot off like a hound

The terrain was ever so familiar
How can one get lost oh dear

Monkey hill nearby has been flattened
Short of space to run at every turn

Thousands of footprints have been left behind
Whose but yours and yours and mine

The PUB pipeline is a good marker
If you lose your way you must be a sucker

Traversing up hills and down the valleys?
Alas, the land has been shorn of its beauty

Back home the hares offered mee-siam
To keep any complainants "diam"

Circle was the usual mundane affair
Sad to say there ain't much flair

Just going through the motions
Without trying new innovations

At the end we had a good meal
For RM10-00 it was a steal

Have we seen the last of Pelangi Indah?
Don't ever bet your last dollar lah!


Saturday, December 18, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2202

RUN NO: 2202
WHEN: 22nd Dec 10
HARES: SOH ASS 018-7911111/LAW CHEE 016-7847426
HOW: Take J.B. – K.L. road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian Road, pass Taman Universiti or take North-south highway, after Kempas toll,exit at Skudai and turn right into Pontian road.Look for HHH signs.

JBHHH # 2202 (22-12-2010)
The run-site was at the soggy compounds of a remote fane (福德宫) along the Pontian Road; for most of us, this is a new run-site and many missed the hidden ingress to the temple temenos even after the industrious Hares put up banners and signs way before the point; that goes to show hashers are bloody blind drivers that need re-tests!
Due to the Winter Solstice Festival (Dongzhi-冬至), the turnout was not expected to be large; but the reputation of the Hares, SOH ARSE (臀疮) and his fellow front-runner LAU-CHI (老妓) still attracted a sizable attendance. Some of the early-arrivals went straight to the altar to seek divine inspiration and mostly to beg for propitious numbers! Our Empat-ekor Towkay Handsome Law (寒酸佬) was doing a roaring business! This isolated fane now has a neighbouring Hindu Kovil and many like Dongfanghong(东方红 ) and Kimchi (金姬)were very wary and respectful not to park their jalopies in unsanctified positions lest they be accursed!
The run started innocuously behind the temple toilet; perhaps to indicate that it was going to be a shit of a run! The trail led us left into the rubber and after brief sojourn on the tapper’s track we came to the tarmac which is the road to the Orchid Valley. Paper then turned right onto the lallang-patch and veered diagonally at 11 o’clock. There were suppose to be three checks; but due to the confusion created by the many contingents of SCBs, the front-runners went helter-skelter at the Third Check; even with the chaperoning of the sweeping co-hare FLINTSTONE (火石)! Either he was doing a lousy job or the FROPs were very keh-khiang! The run really disintegrated into a snafu at this blighted third check and as the FROPs met with the many coteries of meddlesome SCBs, the co-hare persisted on leading the full-trailers back to the righteous path which some of them did; the rest just followed the sounds of Bulldozer’s (推土机) horn and negotiated a ravine and stroll home via the palm estate. A group wandered as far as the new prison and was thwarted by the high walls and the impenetrable jungles! What do you expect of the precinct of a prison? Even with the guidance of the co-hares the finishers came home well benighted; after all it was Winter Solstice, the day with the shortest daylight hours.
The hares bribed us with packets of nasi lemak and plenty of kuehs, including a big pot of Tangyuan soup to mark the festival and soon all the foibles and fumbles were sweetened in the dumpling consomme! The on-site speakers were blaring away with Christmas songs before the Circle; and after our ritual ablutions, our sweet GM-冰淇淋 called the circle to order with the warbling of Swing Low followed by a further (and more atrocious) warbling of hash hymns by LSB ( 老实碧客); the GM complained that he has lost his gusto after his long absence and put him on ice because of this frivolous reason! The WHIP again went AWOL and HANDSOME took over as the acting Whip; in fact he proved to be more hilarious and witty than the original! But Flintstone quite correctly penalised him for conducting the Circle like an MCA convention; once again LSB was singled out for public pillory for certain offences which were trumped up by his many ‘friends’! Though many departed the circle for their home festival, the small circle, as last week’s scribe poignantly noted, was more quality than quantity.
The On-On was at this wayside eatery in Kangkar Pulai called CHOO LIN (竹林)and the small place was totally dominated by our four tables; but the glare of the local hoods were indeed very intimidating! Luckily, the boss Mr. Chew-邹先生 is a kingpin in the kampong. This warong-style eatery though a bit down-market, was surprisingly able to churn up some delectable dishes! And to wash down the high cholesterol there were copious amounts of Carlsberg and also a bottle of Chivas to add on to the merriment and boost further inebriation! And all that was later generously declared FOC by the Hares! A BIG KAMSIAH; ZHU NI DONGZHI BUBU GAOSHENG; SHENGDAN PING AN; XING NIAN KUAI-LE!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2201

RUN NO: 2201
DATE: 15th Dec 2010
HARES : Boh Chia Chee 012-7070340 & Boh Chia Lan 012-7709191.
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.

Run No: 2202 15th Dec 2010
Hares: Bo Chia Lan and Bo Chia Chee
This is going to be a short and easy hash trash, reflective of this run that is as uninspiring as the effort to set a hash run nowadays. To start it off, the runsite itself is a no brainer. How to run at Desa Tebrau nowadays ??? There is hardly any running ground and to add salt injury, we have been running there and Pelangi Indah ( same running ground albeit different parking ground) many weeks in tandem. Talk about complacency that is contaminating JBHHH, apparently the oldest hash in the world. The irony with these old hash farts is that Alzheimer has already set in and you can make theyl believe that they are the best hash in the world. Okay, this is my last comment on the runsite.
So, what do you expect about the turn out ? As low and short as this trash is going to be. Low effort, low expectation runsite and so low turn out. A busload left after the run which left our circle with only about 50 weak versus our usual of 100 strong. The irony was that the circle was easier to handle and that commanded focus. With attention on the circle, there was upbeat attempt by hashers to take on the floor open section and that added spice to the whole whipping ritual. Think about it, would you prefer a quality small crowd or a big bunch of juveniles that you have to use the hailers to roar to.???.....hmmm. that reminds me, is JBHHH now full of quality or quantity ?
The co hare Itchy Kang puts in a lot of effort in setting a tricky check but since there is no area to run at all, go in any direction and you will finally find the trail. As it goes, hit the pipeline again and you will know the home trail. Put a few retarded on this run and they will probably lead you out too.
ON ON ON was at Johor Jaya, not a usual place but we know it as Bo Chia Lan’s restaurant. Suddenly, we have five tables strong due to last minute turnout of few non starters who came to ‘support’ their triad hash brothers. They have to sit together, drink together and eat together. Soon they will sleep together at brokeback mountain. I never understood the word ‘support’ in Hash, I always thought I come to hash to rejuvenate myself. As if God wanted to punish this decaying hash, it rained heavily as the last dish was served. Maybe the rain was also to wash away the rubbish that I have written above but then its up to you to look at the essence of reality or dwell in ignorance. Afterall, I talk to my pigs this way everyday when I wash and feed them and they still sell at a good price, otherwise, how do I afford my new BMW and Mercedes ……
Sore Arse
(Pig Farming Specialist)

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2200

RUN NO: 2200
WHEN: 08th Dec 10
HARES: KCB 019-7704676/LA PAR HUA 019- 7704676
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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