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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2182

From Cola

From Cola

Run : 2182
Date 4th Aug 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Short Kok 016-7722040 & Three Star 016-7166447


Run No 2182

Hare : Three Star Short Cock Runsite:Ulu Tiram Water Tank

Runsite: OK, good parking, no dirt road, very familiar and also got free shower water… thanks to engineer Botak Yeng(aka water theif)

Run: Medium to Long run, about 9 km. Three checks one back check. Checks were found easily, quite a few uphills, downhills and finally zig zag across the pipeline. At this point , many SCBs (short cutting bastards) already know the way back and head their own way. Overall good run, no one lost and everybody out by 8pm.

Co Hares : Awarded to our chief pedophile Mongrel Yap and his bunch of rowdy monkeys. Call the run a monkey trail if you like…

Circle: Started a bit late at 8.10pm because of the slightly long run and GM came back a little bit late, no monkey business I assure you. Our part time now become full time Handsome whips the floor. Still hear people complaining about the sour beer. Circle also ended late.

Makan or ON ON ON: Long drive to Pelangi Indah, eight tables strong. Makan started almost 9.45pm. Food was good, Carlsberg was better and the camaraderie was best.


Muar Batang Hash House Harriers

From Cola

Muar Batang Hash House Harriers

9th Anniversary Run (F.O.C for all Batang Chapters ONLY)

Date : 13th November 2010 (Closing date 25/10/2010)

Run Start : 4.45pm

Venue : Sing Kong San Temple ,Jalan Muar from Muar 9 1/2 mile

Note : please note that registered not attending will be charge Rm 50.00 ringgit

Grand master Frozen num 012 6118933
Organizing chairman Sumo Gan 012 6363615
On Sex Yang Busuh 012 2232452 (email.watan@hotmail.com)
Interhash Sex: Big cork 012 6393212 (email: hhgoh@pdjaring.my)
Hash ambassador: Mulu cave (muru) 0195114898 (email:muru49@gmail.com)

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2181

Run : 2181
Date 28th July 2010
Runsite : Setia Indah.
Hare : Gong-Gong 016-7162678 & Red Ant 012-7658800.

From Cola

From Cola

Monday, July 19, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2180

Run : 2180
Date 21st July 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Fuel Pump 019-7790686 & Killer Heng 012-7143777.

From Cola

From Cola

JBHHH RUN NO: 2178 (21/07/2010)


Time 1729hours:
Standing at the punch-card reader, holding my punch-card ready to punch out. Exactly 1730hrs punched out and ran like mad to my car - 280. (not BENZ but Iswara). Drove like F1, Mika Hakkinen and the speedometer reached 200km per hour. At the highway (Senai – Desaru), raining heavily. Thank goodness, reached Ulu Tiram, only drizzling.

Reached run-site, run already started. Quickly changed and started walking. Due to my knee injuries (injured during my MTB ride, doing a downhill), I have to walk slowly.

As I walked to check-in my name, to my surprised “Cepat Masuk” told me, “a…Gong-Gong, your beautiful name I already ticked lah” Wah this lady really pandai lah. I continued walking and asked “Killer Heng”, where is the trail, he told me to turn left and be “Pandai-Pandai” so that I will not “hilang” inside the palm estate.

Time: 2010hours.
Circle started without our gorgeous, fantastic, incredible and wonderful GM. Due to the run is long and tough; a lot of hashers were late for the circle. JointMaster – Mr. Flinstone took over the floor for Swing Low. As usual, our JACK ASS is M.I.A (missing-in-action). So our Ex-Whip – Mr. Handsome has to put-up his famous whip and iced those offenders one by one. New member Mr. Big Potato (Mongol’s successor) innocently was put on ice for some peanuts which he never ate found in front of his sitting place. Coming member – Jockey (JB Bicycle HASH GM) was on ice also for some offences happened at Jerantut.

As our incredible and gorgeous GM took the floor, Flinstone was on ice for some offences. Circle closed with Baba Chong singing his famous song. “Geylang sipaku Geylang etc…"

Time: 2130hours.
ON ON at Johor Jaya LIM LIM LIM CAFÉ or “Minum Minum Minum Kafe”. Minum apa? Minum CARSLBERG lah. Battalion of hashers gathered at the corner of the shop to have free and self-service ice-cream. Delicious food and most importantly CARLBERG were served. RM10/- per head were collected for the makan makan sambil HAPPY HAPPY. Many thanks to FUEL PUMP & KILLER HENG. * ON ON *

Monday, July 12, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2179

Run : 2179
Date 14th July 2010
Runsite : Taman Pelangi Indah.
Hare : Kapilan 019-7781019 & Hau Kafor 016-7460201.

From Cola

From Fifa

JBHHH RUN No. 2179 (14-07-2010)
Yes, that’s what TAMAN PELANGI INDAH means. A sizable crowd thronged the cul-de-sac at the arse-end of this new housing estate to grace HAUKAFOR and KAPILAN’S run. With the World Cup fever having subsided, the fans (more like punters) are coming back! Like all Wednesdays, the pre-run chit-chat covers more topics than the Malaysian Parliament while the takraw-tribe was going about their boisterous ball-kicks, blaming one another for the foibles and fumbles!
The Hares somewhat started the run before 1800 hour and that led to some misplaced trepidation that it was going to be a longie! Initially the trail forked left after the silvery protruding pipe-joint. A group of geriatric strollers led by Botak Yeng and Ajinomoto chose a parallel path near the pipe and encroached into the revived housing-estate while the paper-followers went up the great undulations of the buried gas-pipe. This arduous ascent enervated the MROPs who were all totally exhausted upon reaching the First Check. Due to the energy-sapping climb the checkers were all too lethargic to fan out far and this resulted in the connection being found rather late. It was ASSASSIN HENG to the rescue and he sprinted off to maintain his kiasu lead! Paper roamed the deep interior of what seemed to be the Tiram Estate, but the two dog-eating Hares spared us any further tribulations and made a very premature turn eastwards towards the direction of Puteriwangsa. A superfluous Second Check midway was rather nondescript and one of the FROPs (I think it was IRONMAN) broke it even before Flintstone could pull up his dick for an elephantine pee! Paper led all the way on the gravel road until we came below the hill-top fane and soon the reds appeared. The home trail indeed came out behind Puteriwangsa, Puteri Park to be exact. The first runner home was Assassin in about I hour and the rest followed in quick succession.
Back at the WAGON, there were melons aplenty and two boxes of mee-siam and mee-goreng to quell the pangs of hunger and a big pot of bean soup to quench the thirst. After satiating the tummies and the cleansing our corporeal souls with ablutions the crowd congregated religiously for the rituals to begin. The sweet GM ordered the Quad participants to the fore for the SwIng Low and then penalised the boat-race team for losing the challenge trophy! The Whip this week was catching victims rather spontaneously, many a time influenced by the hecklings of the mob! Botak Yeng was the chief rabble-rouser! The long-windedness of the Whip was rather wearisome at times and by the time the floor opened it was nigh chow-time!
The On-On was at this wayside eatery down the road and the grub was well worth the 10 bucks per head. The generous Hares contributed three bottles per table and the crowd, especially Mongol’s dipsomaniac table drank as if there is no tomorrow! Thanks for the mediocre run and the lovely evening and the delectable On-On.


Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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