RUN NO: 2216
WHEN:30th Mac 2011
HARES:ARSE HOLE 016-7227188/SHIT ARSE 019-7714146
WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS HOW: Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road. Drive on and turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.
Friday, March 18, 2011
RUN NO: 2215
WHEN: 22rd Mac 2011
HARES: WOBBLY 016-7392126/ZHU MI CHON 019-7705679
WHERE: SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, look for hash signs
Run No: 2215 23rd March 2011
Hares: Cummi Chong and Wobbly Dick
This is probably going to be the last time we set foot on this runsite at Seri Alam Horse Riding. The once lowly trampled four lanes road is now stampeded by construction lorries and disgruntled land owners who are so excited about us parking up their space and blocking traffic. The Hares had to double in as traffic
wardens to usher in the low IQ hashmen, who are made worse when they are behind the wheel These rodents seem to like to park their vehicle to occupy the nooks and cranny that we left behind to let traffic through. Oh, what am I saying, you wouldn’t be in Hash if you had high IQ anyway. So, we are all part of
this happy family. No matter how you want to outshine in this pack , you are still either the scum in the scumbag or the shit in the shit pile.
The run got off to a good start at 6pm with one of the hares warning of a lot of false trails, a sign of discontentment that his partner had been the guilty one. First check was at the power line and it was a big decision time as this is the point where the trail would make it clockwise or anti clockwise. It was neither
and FRB Phua Cho Kai was so happy that it was straight ahead. This is now rubber estate aka mosquito territory. Either you outrun them or you will run out of blood. Second check was a double check and took a visit to an illegal Indonesian fraternity equipped with their own architectural design, food supplies, live stocks and environmental services ie toilet. The whole idea of a double check here, one before this village and one just after is for our hashmen to savor their privileged lifestyle which they have all taken for granted.
The running trail now takes through some bushy areas. It wasn’t all running on estate road, it cuts back in and out into unknown territory and event through some stream crossings. The ones with the clean shoes obviously did not make it through the full run. Third check was in an open quarry and in no time Uncle Woon broke it with his little sense of direction but mostly kiasuism. . This run actually went anti clockwise around the construction area for the new MARA.
The circle became a rectangle because of the limited space. Handsome took to the floor, earmarked for the role of hash whip that he will finally take over from our Jack Arse who had raised both hands in surrender.
Now I shouldn’t be complaining , listening to an old broken radio over and over again is definitely not inspiring to the senses. We are suffering the same fate of our nation. The talented and the gifted have already migrated to greener pastures, abandoning the jar with the lowest level ‘well connected’ like layer of
silt. With a few dollars in their pockets and a lowly exposed ‘ mountain tortoise’ mentality, the jar is their world.
The food alas was the antidote. With the ever happy and generous boss of Foo Too joining in the beer binging, what else can I say….. Thanks to the hares for the good fuck up…. Shall I say this is good hash language ?
Shit Arse and Arse Hole
Sunday, March 13, 2011
30th Anniversary Celebration RunDate : Friday & Saturday 4~5 Nov 2011
Registration Starts : Friday 4 Nov 2011 @ 11:30am for Red Dress Run
Saturday 5 Nov 2011 @ 11:30am
Where: Genting Highlands @ 6,000ft " Hashing Above the Clouds.
Damage : RM 100 - till 30 Apr 2011
RM 130 - till 31 July 2011
RM 160 - till 3 Nov 2011 (Reg after 1 Oct 2011 no freebies guarabteed)
RM 200 - Walk-ins - no freebies guarabteed
Red Dress Run RM35 - till 01 Oct 2011.Walk in RM 60 no freebie
Run Starts : Friday Red Dress Run 1pm
: Saturday Ballbreaker Run 1pm
Long Run 3:30pm
Medium Run 3:45pm
Short Run 4pm
Contact : OC Hardy Boy 017-3422880
InterHash on Sec Song Bird 017-8839355
On Sec - Juicy Joys 012-6552136
Email : email@example.com Fax : 03-78469139
Bank AC : ( KLANG HASH HOUSE HARRIERS &HARRIETTES) PB Bank 3121-583-908
Saturday, March 12, 2011
22nd JOHOR JOINT RUN
ALL JOHOR HASH CHAPTERS,
PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT THE 22ND JOHOR JOINT RUN THIS YEAR WILL BE HOSTED BY KELAB LARIAN HARI ISNIN SEGAMAT (MONDAY HHH SEGAMAT) ON THE 12TH MARCH, 2011.
Details are as follows:
REGISTRATION FEE: RM50
REG. TIME STARTS: 3.00 PM; RUN STARTS: 5.00 PM
CLOSING DATE: 12-02-2011
ALL PAYMENTS BY CASH OR CHEQUE SHALL BE MADE PAYABLE TO: ‘KELAB LARIAN HARI ISNIN SEGAMAT’. Maybank Account No. 551052101940
PLEASE SEND YOUR BANK-IN SLIP WITH THE NAMES OF PARTICIPANTS AND T-SHIRT SIZES
FAX No. 07-9312741/07-9432886
Contact persons: Grandmaster: Jimmy Tan 012 6822123
JM Poh Yin Foo 012 7606753
On-Sec Lim Seng Ban 019 7589367
JMS Tey Shew Wha 013 7015005
Pang Sow San 019 7689830
O.C Chong Tow (Cowboy) 019 7720998
RUN NO: 2214
WHEN:16th Mac 2011
HARES:TONG FANG HONG 012-7041978/JOHNNY WALKER
WHERE:TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN PLENTONG(AH POOI’S FACTORY)
HOW: Take Old Masai Road, go straight. Turn left at the Old folk’s home into Taman Perindustrian Plentong, go straight until the end. Look for HHH signs.
Orang Minyak 50 Runs on 5/1/2011
Ajinomoto 300 Runs on 26/1/2011
No Condom 500 Runs on 26/1/2011
Cuci jamban 500 Runs on 9/2/2011
Run No 2214 Tong Fang Hong and Johnny Walker
Such is the stress these days identifying a run site wot hasn¡¯t been persistently oversubscribed it is taking its toll on the senior members. This week it put Johnny¡¯s partner in hospital, I know all about this it happened to me at the same time last year, our best wishes to Tong Fang Hong ¨C get well soon.
The traffic lights were out at Plentong T junction but all the usual suspects arrived on time
greeted by Johnny in his best pants and shoes. The Takraw mob was already trying to put the ball on the factory roof or destroy the air cons in the process. Other entertainment was provided by the truck drivers entering the adjacent factory with added difficulty provided by our member¡¯s illegal parking and locking of car keys inside the new car, I didn¡¯t get the name of this ¡®person¡¯ (read prick) but I¡¯m sure his name will be revealed in due course.
So on to the run, I¡¯m really pleased to say that the emergency hares Flintstone and Jimmy did a splendid job and doubly delighted because they will be setting my run next week. Johnny set us off up the mud bank then down through the thorns and onto the road, I began to tire already but like an exocet missile I got locked on to a cute pair of buns in black shorts running just ahead. Then alas like all the other women in my life she ran off and left me, out of sight before we got into the plantation and there must have been more than twenty Chinamen in front of me by this time, the plan wasn¡¯t working. Anyway I huffed and puffed up the hill to the first check, the front runners had already found it and were off again, now down the other side of the hill to the second check, the fit bastards had found it again and were off to the races.
Charging further downhill I managed to catch up to the mystery buns at the third check by the sungai which was still being sorted, I guessed correctly and when the on-on was called I was just behind the front runners but in the middle of the short cutters. Up another hill to the fourth check, too easy then round the corner and the factories were in sight, all downhill from here, onto the road for a 1km run in with plenty of spectators. Some nice munchies, toh foo and poppiah provided to keep the fat bastards going until the onon grub.
Circle, what circle must have been the squarest circle I¡¯ve ever seen, should have put the whole committee on ice for that. Songs lead by Moh Mun Tai, Hares and Co Hares on ice, then acting whip Handsome took over to penalize the unsuspecting for their dithering around trying to park or for having shitty shoes, Choo Choo got it for Shoo Shooing her Skudai guest away. Then some Mandarin story saw Soh Ass, Safety Boot and Johnny Walker set records for longest time on ice. One poor couple and Moh Mun Tai got it for some obscure reason followed by Rotiman and Johnny just for being there. I stopped recording by this time but distinctly remember the GM admitting to having followed three men around off paper, she¡¯s some gal our GM. I don¡¯t know how many did the run but I counted 59 in the circle plus Ironman at the wagon makes an even sixty (60).
Circle closed and the members like the start of an old Le Mans race sprinted to their cars for Whacky Races on down to Taman Molek at another new found eatery, well it was new to me.
The grub was delicious and complimented by two free bottles of beer per table, somehow we got three so I said to hell with the cholesterol and high sugar and a good night was had by all.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
JBHHH 2213-AGM RUN (09-03-2011)
A TOWELLED-DOWN AGM RUN
The turnout for an AGM RUN was small by our standards; perhaps some of the absentees were malingering for fear of getting elected! Or perhaps the run-site at DESA TEBRAU wasn’t very hashy anymore as all nooks and corners are now plastered up with development! Just as the takraw-team wound up their ruckus in the breezy afternoon, the time for the run arrived and the OCs HANDSOME LAW and BIG BUM, (obviously not the Hares) shooed us off to the water-tower. This routine beginning saw many gangs of SCBs doing what they do best very early. A large platoon led by our one-arm bandit Mongol wentfor a stroll along the pipe, which incidentally was the home-trail.
The paper-adherents meanwhile penetrated the mossie-infested rubber off the corner-fencing of the Watertower for an involuntary bout of blood donation! This sojourn in Rubber-land was in fact the substance of the run. All three checks were within. The First, on a wooded track that forked left, was sniffed out by MOH MUNTHAI or someone who sounded like the Yankee. The tailing pack then followed Mr. Moh to literally beat around the bush until we came to the brink of a stream for the Second Check; this again was easily ferreted out by IRONMAN and we chased this balding bloke until we could espy the roofs of the houses of JP-Perdana. The Third and final check was also another piece of cake; by then almost every idiot knew the direction home; and so it didn’t take long for a non-idiot like MOBIL ONE to fish out the connection; we followed this scrawny Hakka to hurdle the boom-gate and eventually out to the PUB pipe.
It was a short run tailor-made for the AGM; a wise move as the Committee didn’t want any untoward mishaps on this important day. As an AGM-token a fluffy large towel was given out to one and all to dry our rain- and sweat-soaked anatomies or perhaps to portent of the towelled-down AGM to come!
CIRCLE saw the rare appearance of our elected Whip who, as usual, was at his longwinded best! In his typical nonchalant manner he started his ‘ Blahler and Sister’ Hokglish speech and ranted on and on (and on and on….!) about perks of being in the committee; all past GMs were hauled up for public display and so were the past On-Sec and On-Cash; so much so by the time the floor opened, there wasn’t enough ondown beers! Might as well, as the GM had early said the Circle will have to close at 8.30 in view of the AGPU (Annual General Piss-Up!). The Whip was himself whipped by Flintstone and so were the punters
(led by Bochialan) who tried to influence the AGM outcome with heavy betting!
The AGM this year moved up-market at this sparkling new restaurant called CRAB WORLD, and mind you, despite the name, the food wasn’t crap! Like all our AGMs, the cacophony overwhelmed the proceedings and everyone was blabbering away while the supposed serious business of electing a new Government was in process! By some machinations between Flintstone and LSB and in between the fish and the pork, all the pork barrel issues were settled. Despite their screaming protestations ICECREAM’s
outgoing regime became incoming again! CONGRATS! WE PROMISE YOU ALL OUR SUPPORT
FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR SCROTA! ON-ON! HAVE ANOTHER EVENTFUL HASHING YEAR!
ESTABLISHED 1820, STILL GOING STRONG!
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Our JBHHH Family Day is on 05/03/2011 & 06/03/2011,
there is a Special Package for Two Day One Night trip held at Sebana Cove.
Member or spouse at - RM 150.00 Per Pax
Children from 4 years to 12 years - RM 110.00 Per Pax
Guest - RM 200.00 Per pax
Package Includes :-
* 1 x Night accommodation (Executive Room - Twin Share, Child with bed for
4 - 12 years and must be accompanied by 2 paying adults in Executive Room)
* 1 x complimentary Welcome drink on arrival
* 1 x Buffet Breakfast (2nd Day morning)
* 1 x BBQ Seafood and Buffet Dinner
* 1 x Seafood Lunch at Pengerang Restaurant provided by club
For further information or Register please contact:-
OC : Ice Cream 019 7711556
Asst OC : Juicy 016 7731900