on on on on !

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2229

RUN NO: 2229
WHEN: 29th June 11
HARES: CHAPALAN 012-7718809/CONDOM 012-7512585
HOW: Take J.B. – K.L road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian

Hares : Chapalan and Condom
Run No : 2229
Runsite : Pulai Indah.
I got to the runsite early and the HHH signs to the runsite were already up. Good job to the hares especially this runsite that is not popular with JBHHH. Many old hard headed old
farts will get lost even if you dont put a sign to take them home.
It was drizzling when I got to the runsite. This place has a nice parking lot that we could use
as the runsite. I remember seeing a few early birds, as usual our Wonder Woman, Papa and
Mama.Other surprising early comers were Loudspeaker, Joe, Long Cock and Botak Yeng.
The run was called at 6 pm, there were lesser runners today. Maybe because of the rain and
also because it was this side of town. We started running along the edge of the Pulai Spring
Golfcourse pass the high tension lines until we arrived at the first check on the tunnel
through the highway.The FRBs started dashing in both directions in search of paper. The
check was taking too long.CCB ran back saying that he went a long way on the right but
could not find paper. Others on the left trail kept going but they did not shout on on.I
became suspicious and started checking back. Moses Gan, Cummi Chong and Bulldozer
also started checking back. It was taking too long and the check was still not found.Finally,
the group splitted and went in different directions. Some went back all the way via the
At the circle, the two hares were put on ice and asked to explain. Apparently, 8 members
managed to find the trail eventually and completed the run. Anti Climax was one of them.
Lansi, Flinstone and Money Khoo took the circle as the mystery whips with much fun and
On ON ON was at a restaurant nearby, about 5 tables. Oh, forgot to mention that the Hares
actually gave free beer through out the whole night. So, a big thank you to both of you for
doing a marvellous job.
Chin Gu bor Lai

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2228

RUN NO: 2228
DATE: 22nd June 2011
HARES :TERKO LIANG 012-7716022/CURLY 016-7349998

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2227

RUN NO: 2227
WHEN: 15th June 11
HARES: G-STRING 012-7803281/KONG CHAU 012-7076493
HOW: From North-South Highway,drive past Kempas exit & turn left into Bandar Dato’ Onn. Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.

JBHHH RUN No. 2227 (15-06-201
The run-site was at the bucolic and picturesque meadows of BANDAR DATO ONN, venue of the
International Kite Festival. The well-paved tarmac was lined with all our jalopies right up to the apex. The takraw team went even higher; they ascended a knoll to kick ball in a flat arena. The atmosphere was indeed very breezy and every eager-beaver was waiting for the hour for the onslaught.
Come 1800 hr Hare G-STRING (the other was his pillow-partner, GONG-JIAO) signalled for us to cross the road near the police barracks to enter the palms behind. The entire trail was rather flat and the two checks that were placed on the banks of the stream and the river were ferreted out by the front athletes within seconds and thus the run became a continuous non-stop affair. Indeed a naked trail with loins exposed! Initially the paper hedged below the high-tension cables and then curved back to follow the meanders of the stream; fortunately there was fallen trunk spanning across to keep us from getting wet.
Orang Minyak was standing gallantly at the other end to lock hands with the fair damsels like a trapeze artiste. Bravo, man! After this crossing the trail somehow came to the banks of the murky river. This riparian trail was a breeze for the FROPs and they sped off without even a whimper! Paper then veered back to the shades of the palms and reconnected with the estate’s main thoroughfare until we could espy the roofs of the Dato Onn houses. Coming out to the main road our base was about half a click down the road. It was not a very long run and the first finishers hardly break sweat! For the stragglers it was an adequate 70-minute stroll.
CIRCLE as usual started with vulgar gesticulation of the Swing Low followed by the warbling of two hash hymns by LSB; according to the GM he has lost his gusto since his recent nuptials. The GM then took the floor and exercised her executive and exclusive power for the first bite; she iced a number of offenders and also welcomed a few visiting hash dignitaries from Seletar, Singapore Thirsdae, GP, KT and the lot. The acting Batu Api SOH ARSE proved to be very spontaneous and witty in his prosecutions and in fact everyone agreed he should be confirmed for the post without having to consult the Gods. There were no shortage of floor-takers and surprisingly mild-mannered blokes like Safety Boots also clamoured for the floor; it is a good trend for these otherwise reticent fellows to be more pro-active. Hamper King somehow bore the brunt of the ice-sittings for some frivolous reasons; whatever!
The action came to a close at almost 9 and the GM broke up the one-ring circus and G-String announced that the On-On will be at this new eatery called BIG CHEF in SETIA INDAH (behind the police station); due to cliquishness some of the eight tables were half full! The uncooperative bastards simply refused to reshuffle preferring to congregate with their cronies! This unhealthy trait must stop! It is a big sin to see food going to waste! In any case the grub ordered was indeed at its high-cholesterol best for ten per head!
Thanks G-STRING and GONG-JIAO, and also not forgetting the tasty porridge at the run-site. ON-ON

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2226

DATE: 8th June 11

HARES : CEPAT KELUAR 016- 7529999/CEPAT MASUK 016-75299999

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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