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Monday, February 28, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2212

RUN NO: 2212
WHEN: 2nd Mac 2011
HARES: ICE CREAM 019-7711556 & 555 012-7211555
WHERE: SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, look for hash signs .


From Cola




From Cola




JBH RUN


JBHHH RUN No. 2212 (02032011)
ICECREAM AND TRIPLE-FIVE, THE PARTY COMES ALIVE!
A huge crowd thronged the wide road in front of the BIG VALLEY RANCH in SERI ALAM until the parking was spilling into the old equestrian club; the road barricades aggravated the situation. There were visitors from all over Johor who came to grace this special occasion of our gracious GM ICECREAM and of course his not-so-gracious twin-Hare TRIPLE-FIVE. But the latter graciously invited a bevy of beauties to help in the marking and doling out the tees.
Just when the crowd was teeming to the brink of the road, the time for the onslaught arrived and so the Hares startedus off towards the usual dirt road after the boom-gate; this erstwhile eroded path is now a well-levelled thoroughfare for the humongous trucks that plied to the construction-site behind. In fact the entire terrain is now bulldozed until it is totally unrecognizable! Whatever remains is the rubber on the right, near the pylons; and that was where the run centred. The earlier shower helped wash away the irritating mossies and the salubrious air was indeed very conducive for an hour of brisk jogging. The in-trail veered left into a cluster of bushes and was heading perilously to the open construction site; but it pulled back to the more wooded areas to give us some semblance of a proper hash trail. All three checks were ferreted out by our vintage runner, IRONMAN. This fleet-footed baldie had laid numerous runs here and he knew every palm and every twig! Suffice to say the red-trail came out the same way we went in; most of the FROPs came out in jolly good time to partake of the multifarious victuals that were laid out. Adeviant group led by Itchy Kang went gallivanting into No-Man’s Land and one of the unfortunate followers Pang Jeo later exacted retribution when she took the floor and pilloried his wayward guide! As the GM was the Hare, JM FLINTSTONE chaired the proceedings and he was up in his elements and captivated the attention with his wisecracks; but unfortunately his repetitive reference to the ’lauchabors’ engaged the wrath of the scornful grande dames and these Amazons rebuked the intransigent chauvinist to the ice and almost trigger off a Battle of the Sexes!
Woe-betide those who dare to cross shrews and vixens like Original, Kim Chi. Pang Jio and Coca Cola! It has become a regular affair that the elected Whip goes AWOL every week! Handsome stood in as the acting Whip, and he was definitely more entertaining! This roly-poly comic was hilariously clowning around and contributing much to the mirth. The visiting GMs were all ‘honoured’ for being cheapskates who only come for the GM’s free party and free tee! Screwdriver was on hand to warble the accompanying the on-down notes, but his strumming couldn’t keep pace with So Big’s tuneless fornicating gestures: ‘tang-tang-tang-tang, tang-tang-tang, Ooh-Aah’! Once again LSB and Yik were iced for no apparent reason! Just at the whims and fancies of Pang Jio! What blasphemy! The rectangle
Circle was over by 9 and we took a circuitous drive to FOO TOO in Rinting for the noisy grand banquet; the cacophony coupled with a sea of red made us look like an intimidating army of Thaksin supporters! The generous hares declared the Do FOC. Bulldog and his cronies chipped in to contribute two kegs of Guinness Draft and the
merriment on their table reached a real inebriated crescendo!
THANKS ICECREAM AND TRIPLE FIVE! MAY YOU REMAIN GM FOR LIVE! ON-ON
HAN SUAN LAO-寒酸佬

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2211

Itchy Kang


Very Good



RUN NO: 2211

WHEN: 23rd Feb 11
HARES: ITCHY KANG 016-7783106/VERY GOOD 012-7890760
WHERE: UNIVERSITI KUALA LUMPUR, SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, go past the horse riding school, lookout for hash signs to turn left.



HARE : ITCHYT KANG & VERY GOOD
DATE : 23RD, FEB, 2011
VENUE : UNIVERSITY KUALA LUMPUR, SRI ALAM
ITCHY AND VERY GOOD RUN
On the way to the run side a lot of places rain heavy and caused the traffic jam. It was a new run side with new roads and a few lots of new buildings for University and quarters. When we reached the destination its no rain at all, I think the hares had sembayang kuat at the place.
Estimated about 50 members attend due to the Chengeh Festival in Johor Bahru town area. It was a yearly Chinese grant cerebration and organized over 100 years ago by the Old Temple of Johor.
A few Sepak Takraw kaki playing at the empty space. As usual the hare marking for attendant, Coca Cola busy around for collection of Johor Joint run.
On!On! was shouted and briefing by the hare for a 9+KM trail and ??? how many checks. Toward the quarry it has a very beautiful pond with Navy Blue colour of water and rockery as a background. Estimate deepness by 20 stories of water level.
It was a rabbit trail commence by Moh Mun Tai, its turn around the rubber estate and along the Kong Kong Reservoir. All checks were easily to break by the front runners. We backed to run side at about 7.35pm, consider a long run for us.
Plenty of Ang Ku Kuih with sweet and salty favour, Soon kuih, Banana cake and dragon fruits to fill the hungry hashers.
Circle start slightly late at 8.15pm due to long high way runs. As usual the Swing Low was song and almost 80% of members to sentenced with iced chair. Tonight a bit special , we had appointed 3 Ministry whip—Flinston,Moh Mun Tai and Soh Big to replaced absentee of Whip and Acting whip. Without the paper cups all the offenders were served with full tin of beer.
Congratulation to two members had achieved their runs. Very Good 700 Runs and Sex Can 200 Runs.
On on slightly far away from run side at Restaurant Muar ,Johor Jaya. 5 tables had occupy with the famous Asam Fish and delicious dishes were served. The generous hares free 2 bottles of beer to each table to brighten the night.
Lastly, thank you very much to hares and co-hares for good run, good food and good drinks.
Good Night , Bye Bye!!!
Ice Cream

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Ikan Bilis & 4x4's Run

Kulai Hash House Harriers
18 Feb 2011 @ Kulai Kelapa Sawit .

Good Run (6km) , Good Food (Ayam Kampung ) and Good Show (Thank you Soh Big) On oN !


IKAN & 4X4's Run


Ikan Bilis & 4 X 4 Run No.1729 (18.02.11)

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

JB Hash Chinese New Year Run



From Cola


JB Hash Chinese New Year Run


OC : Ice Cream & Guo Siong.
Date : 16th Feb 2011
Run site : Taman Impian Emas.
Member : RM 30
Guests : RM 50



CHINESE NEW YEAR RUN
OC: Ice-cream & Guo Shiong
Run No.: 2210
Run site: Taman Impian Emas
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WEATHER: Nice for hashing
TURN OUT: Great turn out with many members
RUN: Fair long run. First runner came out around 7.15pm, some get lost and
some came back early (SCB of cause). Finally, it’s fortunate that with
some fireworks light up in the air, our fellows Indomee and Kanasai
only managed to return to run site by 8.35pm
CIRCLE: Since it’s was CHINESE NEW YEAR RUN, before the circle start, few
lengths
of fire crackers and fireworks was light up then follow with the dragon
dance.
Wobbly, Mohmumtai & Disco Singh were call to perform cat walk with our
CNY hash shirt in the circle
ON ON: Restaurant 63, Tama Impian Emas.
Delicious foods, free flow of beers and its FOC
Thanks to our OC and those who sponsored foods, fireworks and dragon
dance and…… at the run site,
For making this CNY run to become so wonderful and successful
ON ON!!!!!
Very Itchy

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Kunming,Dali,Lijiang,Jade Dragon Snow Mountain

云南第十八怪

【云南第一怪】
  鸡蛋用草串着卖:老乡们为了便于买主携带所购买的鸡蛋,又不被碰坏,便以竹篾或麦草贴着蛋壳编,
  每个都隔开,十个为一串,可以挂在墙上,想吃的时候便吃几个拿几个。

【云南第二怪】
  摘下斗笠当锅盖:云南竹林较多,因此许多用具都以竹子为原料,而锅盖就形似于内地的斗笠,只是顶略小一点,便于抓拿,而且用此做锅盖,透气保温,做出来的饭更加清香。
 

【云南第三怪】
  三只蚊子一盘菜:云南的许多地区,天气较为炎热,终年蚊蝇不绝,特别是野地与牲畜圈里的蚊子个头都比较大,故夸张说3个蚊子一盘菜。
  
【云南第四怪】
  火车没有汽车快:由于有许多的高山峡谷,所以云南境内的铁路坡度很大、弯道较多,使得火车的速度特慢,形成了火车没有汽车快的独特景观。
  
【云南第五怪】
  大理粑粑叫饵块:云南产大稻米,特香糯,把大米蒸熟舂打后,揉制成长条形的半成品,可炒吃、煮吃、蒸着吃,颜色白如雪,像内地做的白米粑,当地称饵块。

【云南第六怪】
  山洞能与仙境赛 : 云南地处熔岩地形,产生了许多溶洞与地下河流,许多溶洞里都有千姿百态的景观,尤其在给灯光照射后如同到了仙境与龙宫一般,无比美丽。

【云南第七怪】
  四季服装同穿戴:云南地区气候多变,夏天不热冬天不寒,白天和晚上的温差较大,可以说是冷热瞬变,在街上四季服饰随处可见,长的、短的、厚的、薄的,颜色艳丽,绚丽多彩。
  

【云南第八怪】
  蚂蚱能做下酒菜:云南许多地区的人都有吃虫的爱好,变害虫为佳肴,化昆虫为美味,所以昆虫都因为油煎之后,焦脆鲜香,而成为了美味的下酒菜。
  
【云南第九怪】
  姑娘被叫做老太:云南有些地区口音姑娘不分,喊姑娘其实就是指姑与娘,而把姑姑与娘娘喊为老太,所以你问姑娘他说老太,喊老太也就是内地人所称的小姨。(我们的说法是咱们云南由于女主外,干体力活等缘故致使身躬肤糙,外来人一看还以为时老太太)

【云南第十怪】
  和尚可以谈恋爱:云南与几个信奉佛教的国家接壤,而佛教国家的男子上寺庙当和尚就像内地上学读书或服兵役一样,到时还可以还俗结婚生子,受其影响,边民也穿和尚服谈恋爱。
  
【云南第十一怪】
  老太爬山比猴快:云南多高山深谷,当地的妇女们从小到老都勤劳无比,爬山越岭、种地砍柴都习以为常,因此练就了一身矫健的身板与脚劲,七八十岁的老人登山往往如履平地。
  
【云南第十二怪】
  新鞋后面补一块:少数民族妇女在绣花鞋后面,用布巧做鞋曳,上面绣花精心点缀。既美观又有挡灰挡泥的实用价值。

【云南第十三怪】
  火筒能当水烟袋:当地人抽烟所用的烟袋很像内地的吹火筒,只不过吹火筒是往外吹,而它是往里吸,烟气经过水过滤,可以减低焦油的浓度,味道更加清凉香醇。

【云南第十四怪】
  脚趾常年都在外:云南到处崇山峻岭,行路较不方便,爬山跑路多了会有较多的脚汗,于是就做成浅底浅帮鞋,露出脚趾,能够感到更加凉爽。

【云南第十五怪】
  娃娃全由男人带:云南的妇女们历来勤劳,所以很多外面的活都由她们来干,而男子们相对来说却比较清闲,大多都呆在家里带孩子。
  

【云南第十六怪】
  花生蚕豆数堆卖:旧时滇省民风纯善,喜欢以物易物,耻言商品交易,故花生蚕豆等物品都数堆卖,人心就是秤一杆。

【云南第十七怪】
  这边下雨那边晒:这句话是用来形容云南特殊的地理位置与十里不同天的多变气候的。相差十里便会有不同的天气景象,而同一座山的两面也是一面艳阳天,一面雨倾盆。
  
【云南第十八怪】
  四个竹鼠一麻袋:山区竹林很多,有繁茂的竹笋。食竹笋的鼠多肥硕,形状与家鼠有很大差异。用这样的山珍待客真是赛过鸡鹅。

Kunning 昆明游 3/2/2011


  
Dali 大理游 4/2/2011



Lijiang 丽江 5/2/2011


Jade Dragon Snow Mountain 玉龙雪山 6/2/2010





Saturday, February 5, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2209



RUN NO: 2209
WHEN: 09 Feb 2011
HARES: Pang Leo 012-7702323 & Kim Chee 012-7045539.
WHERE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.



Hares : Pang Leo & Kim Ji
Run No : 2209
Date : 09/02/2011
Run site : Taman Desa Tebrau

GONG XI FATT CHOY AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Today the 7th Day of Chinese New Year called “ Ren Ji” , it was a Human Birthday and believe that today must having dish ingredient with seven (7) types of vegetables
Eg : like ‘Yi San’ or Ham Cha the whole year will get healthy and happily and so on ….
Expected only fifty to Sixty members will attend the runs, but I observed it seem quite a big group of members and guests were registered.

6.00pm briefing given by the co-hare Zu mi Chong , there was a short run for 5.5km consist of 1 check only. On On shouted by the hare and all of us follow the papers toward the rubbers three hill . Half way there was a Dato Gong temple members had ‘Pai Pai’ hoped to strike 4D.

Along the way the topic was related to New Year and Firewoods, short while we already back to home trail. The FCB return back to run side at 6.40pm only. Although it was a short run but still a few of SCB lead by 555 walked around the playground.

Around 7.0pm almost all back to run side and had the Yong Tau Hu and kuih kuih and Mandarin oranges ready by the hares.

8.00pm with the absent of See Pah Song the speaker was in holiday. Without the speaker
GM shouted circle start and as usual follow by the hash songs. GM wished every members and guest ‘Gong Xi Fat Choy and hopes all the Wish come truth. Guest Original from BP HHH was sentenced on ice due to Extra ordinary looked of the hash shirt. (Open two half ball)

On On at Restaurant Sin Kee Taman Johor Jaya, unexpected around six (6) table are served. The generous hares Pang Leo & Kim Chee free two bottles beer and ‘Lau Yi Sen’ for every table to cheer up the night of ‘Ren Ji’.


Many thanks to hares and co-hares for the good run , delicious foods and free beers

Next Wednesday is our JBHHH CNY Run, Venue Taman Impian Emas the usual run side, bye! Bye!
Guo Siong

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.



TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.



GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.



JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577



KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.



KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306



JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.



JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.



JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868



KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.



SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.

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