on on on on !

Monday, February 28, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2212

RUN NO: 2212
WHEN: 2nd Mac 2011
HARES: ICE CREAM 019-7711556 & 555 012-7211555
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, look for hash signs .

From Cola

From Cola


JBHHH RUN No. 2212 (02032011)
A huge crowd thronged the wide road in front of the BIG VALLEY RANCH in SERI ALAM until the parking was spilling into the old equestrian club; the road barricades aggravated the situation. There were visitors from all over Johor who came to grace this special occasion of our gracious GM ICECREAM and of course his not-so-gracious twin-Hare TRIPLE-FIVE. But the latter graciously invited a bevy of beauties to help in the marking and doling out the tees.
Just when the crowd was teeming to the brink of the road, the time for the onslaught arrived and so the Hares startedus off towards the usual dirt road after the boom-gate; this erstwhile eroded path is now a well-levelled thoroughfare for the humongous trucks that plied to the construction-site behind. In fact the entire terrain is now bulldozed until it is totally unrecognizable! Whatever remains is the rubber on the right, near the pylons; and that was where the run centred. The earlier shower helped wash away the irritating mossies and the salubrious air was indeed very conducive for an hour of brisk jogging. The in-trail veered left into a cluster of bushes and was heading perilously to the open construction site; but it pulled back to the more wooded areas to give us some semblance of a proper hash trail. All three checks were ferreted out by our vintage runner, IRONMAN. This fleet-footed baldie had laid numerous runs here and he knew every palm and every twig! Suffice to say the red-trail came out the same way we went in; most of the FROPs came out in jolly good time to partake of the multifarious victuals that were laid out. Adeviant group led by Itchy Kang went gallivanting into No-Man’s Land and one of the unfortunate followers Pang Jeo later exacted retribution when she took the floor and pilloried his wayward guide! As the GM was the Hare, JM FLINTSTONE chaired the proceedings and he was up in his elements and captivated the attention with his wisecracks; but unfortunately his repetitive reference to the ’lauchabors’ engaged the wrath of the scornful grande dames and these Amazons rebuked the intransigent chauvinist to the ice and almost trigger off a Battle of the Sexes!
Woe-betide those who dare to cross shrews and vixens like Original, Kim Chi. Pang Jio and Coca Cola! It has become a regular affair that the elected Whip goes AWOL every week! Handsome stood in as the acting Whip, and he was definitely more entertaining! This roly-poly comic was hilariously clowning around and contributing much to the mirth. The visiting GMs were all ‘honoured’ for being cheapskates who only come for the GM’s free party and free tee! Screwdriver was on hand to warble the accompanying the on-down notes, but his strumming couldn’t keep pace with So Big’s tuneless fornicating gestures: ‘tang-tang-tang-tang, tang-tang-tang, Ooh-Aah’! Once again LSB and Yik were iced for no apparent reason! Just at the whims and fancies of Pang Jio! What blasphemy! The rectangle
Circle was over by 9 and we took a circuitous drive to FOO TOO in Rinting for the noisy grand banquet; the cacophony coupled with a sea of red made us look like an intimidating army of Thaksin supporters! The generous hares declared the Do FOC. Bulldog and his cronies chipped in to contribute two kegs of Guinness Draft and the
merriment on their table reached a real inebriated crescendo!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2211

Itchy Kang

Very Good

RUN NO: 2211

WHEN: 23rd Feb 11
HARES: ITCHY KANG 016-7783106/VERY GOOD 012-7890760
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, go past the horse riding school, lookout for hash signs to turn left.

DATE : 23RD, FEB, 2011
On the way to the run side a lot of places rain heavy and caused the traffic jam. It was a new run side with new roads and a few lots of new buildings for University and quarters. When we reached the destination its no rain at all, I think the hares had sembayang kuat at the place.
Estimated about 50 members attend due to the Chengeh Festival in Johor Bahru town area. It was a yearly Chinese grant cerebration and organized over 100 years ago by the Old Temple of Johor.
A few Sepak Takraw kaki playing at the empty space. As usual the hare marking for attendant, Coca Cola busy around for collection of Johor Joint run.
On!On! was shouted and briefing by the hare for a 9+KM trail and ??? how many checks. Toward the quarry it has a very beautiful pond with Navy Blue colour of water and rockery as a background. Estimate deepness by 20 stories of water level.
It was a rabbit trail commence by Moh Mun Tai, its turn around the rubber estate and along the Kong Kong Reservoir. All checks were easily to break by the front runners. We backed to run side at about 7.35pm, consider a long run for us.
Plenty of Ang Ku Kuih with sweet and salty favour, Soon kuih, Banana cake and dragon fruits to fill the hungry hashers.
Circle start slightly late at 8.15pm due to long high way runs. As usual the Swing Low was song and almost 80% of members to sentenced with iced chair. Tonight a bit special , we had appointed 3 Ministry whip—Flinston,Moh Mun Tai and Soh Big to replaced absentee of Whip and Acting whip. Without the paper cups all the offenders were served with full tin of beer.
Congratulation to two members had achieved their runs. Very Good 700 Runs and Sex Can 200 Runs.
On on slightly far away from run side at Restaurant Muar ,Johor Jaya. 5 tables had occupy with the famous Asam Fish and delicious dishes were served. The generous hares free 2 bottles of beer to each table to brighten the night.
Lastly, thank you very much to hares and co-hares for good run, good food and good drinks.
Good Night , Bye Bye!!!
Ice Cream

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Ikan Bilis & 4x4's Run

Kulai Hash House Harriers
18 Feb 2011 @ Kulai Kelapa Sawit .

Good Run (6km) , Good Food (Ayam Kampung ) and Good Show (Thank you Soh Big) On oN !

IKAN & 4X4's Run

Ikan Bilis & 4 X 4 Run No.1729 (18.02.11)

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

JB Hash Chinese New Year Run

From Cola

JB Hash Chinese New Year Run

OC : Ice Cream & Guo Siong.
Date : 16th Feb 2011
Run site : Taman Impian Emas.
Member : RM 30
Guests : RM 50

OC: Ice-cream & Guo Shiong
Run No.: 2210
Run site: Taman Impian Emas
WEATHER: Nice for hashing
TURN OUT: Great turn out with many members
RUN: Fair long run. First runner came out around 7.15pm, some get lost and
some came back early (SCB of cause). Finally, it’s fortunate that with
some fireworks light up in the air, our fellows Indomee and Kanasai
only managed to return to run site by 8.35pm
CIRCLE: Since it’s was CHINESE NEW YEAR RUN, before the circle start, few
of fire crackers and fireworks was light up then follow with the dragon
Wobbly, Mohmumtai & Disco Singh were call to perform cat walk with our
CNY hash shirt in the circle
ON ON: Restaurant 63, Tama Impian Emas.
Delicious foods, free flow of beers and its FOC
Thanks to our OC and those who sponsored foods, fireworks and dragon
dance and…… at the run site,
For making this CNY run to become so wonderful and successful
ON ON!!!!!
Very Itchy

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Kunming,Dali,Lijiang,Jade Dragon Snow Mountain





  山洞能与仙境赛 : 云南地处熔岩地形,产生了许多溶洞与地下河流,许多溶洞里都有千姿百态的景观,尤其在给灯光照射后如同到了仙境与龙宫一般,无比美丽。









Kunning 昆明游 3/2/2011

Dali 大理游 4/2/2011

Lijiang 丽江 5/2/2011

Jade Dragon Snow Mountain 玉龙雪山 6/2/2010

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2209

RUN NO: 2209
WHEN: 09 Feb 2011
HARES: Pang Leo 012-7702323 & Kim Chee 012-7045539.
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.

Hares : Pang Leo & Kim Ji
Run No : 2209
Date : 09/02/2011
Run site : Taman Desa Tebrau


Today the 7th Day of Chinese New Year called “ Ren Ji” , it was a Human Birthday and believe that today must having dish ingredient with seven (7) types of vegetables
Eg : like ‘Yi San’ or Ham Cha the whole year will get healthy and happily and so on ….
Expected only fifty to Sixty members will attend the runs, but I observed it seem quite a big group of members and guests were registered.

6.00pm briefing given by the co-hare Zu mi Chong , there was a short run for 5.5km consist of 1 check only. On On shouted by the hare and all of us follow the papers toward the rubbers three hill . Half way there was a Dato Gong temple members had ‘Pai Pai’ hoped to strike 4D.

Along the way the topic was related to New Year and Firewoods, short while we already back to home trail. The FCB return back to run side at 6.40pm only. Although it was a short run but still a few of SCB lead by 555 walked around the playground.

Around 7.0pm almost all back to run side and had the Yong Tau Hu and kuih kuih and Mandarin oranges ready by the hares.

8.00pm with the absent of See Pah Song the speaker was in holiday. Without the speaker
GM shouted circle start and as usual follow by the hash songs. GM wished every members and guest ‘Gong Xi Fat Choy and hopes all the Wish come truth. Guest Original from BP HHH was sentenced on ice due to Extra ordinary looked of the hash shirt. (Open two half ball)

On On at Restaurant Sin Kee Taman Johor Jaya, unexpected around six (6) table are served. The generous hares Pang Leo & Kim Chee free two bottles beer and ‘Lau Yi Sen’ for every table to cheer up the night of ‘Ren Ji’.

Many thanks to hares and co-hares for the good run , delicious foods and free beers

Next Wednesday is our JBHHH CNY Run, Venue Taman Impian Emas the usual run side, bye! Bye!
Guo Siong

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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