RUN NO: 2193
WHEN: 20th Oct 2010
HARES: LAO FU TZE 012-7078445/FLOWER CRAB 012-7090002
WHERE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Dinner & Dance
JBHHH 2010 Dinner & Dance
Theme : Wild, Wild, West
OC’s : Juicy Kan 016-7731900 , Bulldog 019-7774480 & Mongol
Date : 16th October 2010
Venue : Grand Paragon Hotel
Members : RM100-00
Guests : RM300-00 per barrel (2 tickets)
D&D 2009
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2192
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RUN NO: 2190
WHEN: 29th Sept 10
HARES: SAFETY BOOTS 019-7531371 & HAMPER KING 012-7080230
WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS
HOW: Take North-South Highway,before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road.Drive on and
turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH
signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.
JB HHH RUN No. 2192 (13-10-2010)
HAMPER-KING REIGNING OVER A PAIR OF SAFETY BOOTS AND A PAIR OF SOHS
Once again it is IMPIAN EMAS! This terrain is like an over-ravished whore where every chapter lays and plays! The turnout was phenomenal even by our standards! Many must have heard of the great hospitality of the Hares (HAMPER KING and SAFETY BOOTS) and many mercenary supporters turned up to throng the road from end to end! I hope the quality of generosity is not strained! The architects of the run were the Soh siblings, BULLDOZER and SOH-ARSE and they cleverly ‘designed’ a trail on the north-eastern sector instead of the usual romp in the palm-territory behind the Hindu kovils; this in fact was an area which we used to roam before development encroached into our hashing habitat.
The RUN was a long affair traversing both sides of the rails and reaching the nether regions of the Kempas farms; but unfortunately the bulk of the FROPs, including our ever-eager fast-lady Wonder-woman wandered off-paper after the Second Check and somehow lost their bearing and aborted the run and came home rather disappointed and frustrated. The paper-adherents like See-Pay-Song and his wife Anti-Climax, Kapilan and So Big came back well after sundown! According to some of the ‘aborters’, some of the checkers didn’t connect the paper properly and sped off in haste to achieve some gold medals! This was indeed a typical affliction of kiasuism in JBHHH! This malady has become a weekly ill that has now attained disease-status; hope it will not spread like an epidemic! Some assholes, for fear of losing out to his competitors, checked in the same direction lest he is too far away when the connection is found! The resultant fiasco is that they will abandon trail if they lack the prowess to pursue or are not within the medal-range! In any case the guys who completed the arduous trail thoroughly enjoyed the great sweat-out. Back at the run-site the usual array of post-run finger-food was stuffed to the max! Some cynics said we need not go for the on-on!
CIRCLE started with the WHIP whipping himself in the most masochistic exercise of self-abuse! This long-winded bastard placed his own ass on the block for his self-confessed dereliction of duty! This kind of self-criticism sounds very Maoist! Where is from? Hunan Hash? Much hilarity was generated by the supporting cast of Handsome and LSB when they took over the circle to augment the lack of script from the prima donna. LSB sat the longest until his well-shaped sexy posterior became a shrivelled chunk of frozen meat in Carrefour! One by one, they lined up to pour more oil to the fire and pile on his sins! He didn’t know he had that many enemies! Circle-beer was generously sponsored by TERKO LIANG as a token of support; kamsiah Lao Hia-Tee! To add to the merriment and to increase the level of inebriation, the On-On beer at 63 was sponsored all-night-long by SO BIG on the occasion of his birthday! Many Happy Returns and a BIG HAND! And to lace the icing on the cake, the Hares declared the entire do FOC! KAMSIAH AGAIN! Hope to see Hamper King more often at the runs; the Southern Hash Institute of Technology (SHIT) discovered that hashing actually makes you taller! So you should come more often and buy us beer, we will definitely hoist you up taller than Yao Ming! CHEERS!
Lambda sigma beta
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2191
RUN NO: 2191
DATE: 06th Oct 2010
HARES :ONE NIGHT STAND 019-7782328 & SILVER FOX 016-7180159
RUNSITE: SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit at Seri Alam. Keep left and follow the road towards
Octville Golf Club. Look for HHH signs
Run No 2191 6th Oct 2010
Hares: One Night Stand and Silver Fox
Finally, its back to Seri Alam, a once favorite run site that many hashes used to frequent but somehow was wiped off the hash map recently. This runsite has the added recipe of the ginger tooth Foo Too Restarant boss who is so eager to do hash business that he customarily joins in the beer binging towards the later part of the night. Hooray, we are back here, and everybody was expecting a familiar trail at this fully trampled ground. Well, surprise lies ahead. The trail started toward the beaten trail at the end of the road. From there it veers right towards uncharted territories. It seems like a wild boar trail, climbing up down steep slopes, squeezing in between small trees, avoiding all the vines which are so eager to snag your ankles and looking out for the thorny vines waiting for the unsuspecting grip. The FRBs were very disappointing as there was no overtaking room, the top view of the run looked like an ant trail. First check was also in this bushy area. With the anxious FRBS spearheading in different directions, it was broken in no timel. Finally, we ended up in an open area at the quarry. Many would have known the short cut home by now but the die hards followed the paper trail which took them for another 2 km loop and finally back to the main road home. I would commend the hares and co hares of this ingenious set up, a good one hour run with lots of sweat but no tortuous long distance sprinting that induce more pain to the knees than produce sweat.
Our hash whip was again customary absent from the circle and without fail our Handsome will fill in the gap. The hares had written the following note ‘free two bottles of Carlsberg’ on some of the trail papers and they were put on ice to ensure that they honor the finders. I could remember bastards like Old Devil, Bulldozer and GM displaying their ‘find’ but rather than a grin , it was more a look of astonishment to the legality of the promise. Now boys , if you are offended with the names used, remember this, JBHHH has the break loose and be happy culture of calling all men ‘bastards’ and all women ‘Lau Char Boh’. If you cannot pass this acid test, then this is not the hash for you, join the Sunday mass at a local church. I am amazed that some hash chapters in JB actually restrict the use of some words, ‘mothers’ included. If they still cannot let the hair down during hashing, then they should hang in the ofiice with tie still wrapped around their neck.
ON ON ON at Foo Too was only six tables strong, this is down from our usual seven. Nothing to complain, quality is always better that quantity. Food was ample and as usual, there is this die hard table covered with Carlsberg bottles. As it gets later, there was still a reasonable size crowd. See what I meant by quality ? Okay, enough for now, I still have to sell hampers tomorrow. The say I cannot speak English, so I write powerful(powderful as we usually say in JBHHH) English to prove them wrong. Very soon, my hamper empire will be online in Facebook, Google will give me top ranking and Wikipedia will interview me .
ON ON
Hamper King
DATE: 06th Oct 2010
HARES :ONE NIGHT STAND 019-7782328 & SILVER FOX 016-7180159
RUNSITE: SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit at Seri Alam. Keep left and follow the road towards
Octville Golf Club. Look for HHH signs
Run No 2191 6th Oct 2010
Hares: One Night Stand and Silver Fox
Finally, its back to Seri Alam, a once favorite run site that many hashes used to frequent but somehow was wiped off the hash map recently. This runsite has the added recipe of the ginger tooth Foo Too Restarant boss who is so eager to do hash business that he customarily joins in the beer binging towards the later part of the night. Hooray, we are back here, and everybody was expecting a familiar trail at this fully trampled ground. Well, surprise lies ahead. The trail started toward the beaten trail at the end of the road. From there it veers right towards uncharted territories. It seems like a wild boar trail, climbing up down steep slopes, squeezing in between small trees, avoiding all the vines which are so eager to snag your ankles and looking out for the thorny vines waiting for the unsuspecting grip. The FRBs were very disappointing as there was no overtaking room, the top view of the run looked like an ant trail. First check was also in this bushy area. With the anxious FRBS spearheading in different directions, it was broken in no timel. Finally, we ended up in an open area at the quarry. Many would have known the short cut home by now but the die hards followed the paper trail which took them for another 2 km loop and finally back to the main road home. I would commend the hares and co hares of this ingenious set up, a good one hour run with lots of sweat but no tortuous long distance sprinting that induce more pain to the knees than produce sweat.
Our hash whip was again customary absent from the circle and without fail our Handsome will fill in the gap. The hares had written the following note ‘free two bottles of Carlsberg’ on some of the trail papers and they were put on ice to ensure that they honor the finders. I could remember bastards like Old Devil, Bulldozer and GM displaying their ‘find’ but rather than a grin , it was more a look of astonishment to the legality of the promise. Now boys , if you are offended with the names used, remember this, JBHHH has the break loose and be happy culture of calling all men ‘bastards’ and all women ‘Lau Char Boh’. If you cannot pass this acid test, then this is not the hash for you, join the Sunday mass at a local church. I am amazed that some hash chapters in JB actually restrict the use of some words, ‘mothers’ included. If they still cannot let the hair down during hashing, then they should hang in the ofiice with tie still wrapped around their neck.
ON ON ON at Foo Too was only six tables strong, this is down from our usual seven. Nothing to complain, quality is always better that quantity. Food was ample and as usual, there is this die hard table covered with Carlsberg bottles. As it gets later, there was still a reasonable size crowd. See what I meant by quality ? Okay, enough for now, I still have to sell hampers tomorrow. The say I cannot speak English, so I write powerful(powderful as we usually say in JBHHH) English to prove them wrong. Very soon, my hamper empire will be online in Facebook, Google will give me top ranking and Wikipedia will interview me .
ON ON
Hamper King
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2190
RUN NO: 2190
WHEN: 29th Sept 10
HARES: BALL BREAKER 012-7099928/CCB 019-7706987
WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS.
HOW: Take North-South Highway,before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road.Drive on and
turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH
signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.
Date: 29/09/2010
Run No.: 2190 Hares: CCB/ Ball Breakers
Co Hares: Ajinomoto
Run Site: Taman Impian Emas
The weather was fined and clear with shinning brightly. No excuse for not running. The Run site is popular that almost every month there is at least one run will be set here. What ever I am going to write I am sure you are going to know already, because you know the damn place so f…king well. Just imagine we just only had a run in this area last week. The run started off on 6pm with slippery mud face, many bulls were also joining and some time obstructing the SCB to move on. There are total 3 checks. The run was above average distance. Front runners are back at about 7.30 pm. Those slow runners are back at about 8.30 pm. There was many delicious food prepared by the hares greeting the hungry souls.
Circle
Circle starts a bit late. Due to the absent of the original whips “Check Ak” (Handsome Low) against take over the duty. Many hashers sat on ice for varies charges. Around 9 pm, the circle had been dispersed and we proceed to “makan”.
On- On
The on-on was at Ka Hiong Restaurant at Taman Bukit Kempas. Total 5 tables and the hares generously provided us with free beer. Nancy and Safety Boat chasing each other for charity and cancer patient fund. The foods are good. Many felt that “free makan”” yet…….
Two tables of drinkers remain drinking up to early morning.
Good Jobs! Many thanks to hares and Co-hares.
See you next week.
On-On: One Night Stand & Silver Fox
WHEN: 29th Sept 10
HARES: BALL BREAKER 012-7099928/CCB 019-7706987
WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS.
HOW: Take North-South Highway,before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road.Drive on and
turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH
signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.
Date: 29/09/2010
Run No.: 2190 Hares: CCB/ Ball Breakers
Co Hares: Ajinomoto
Run Site: Taman Impian Emas
The weather was fined and clear with shinning brightly. No excuse for not running. The Run site is popular that almost every month there is at least one run will be set here. What ever I am going to write I am sure you are going to know already, because you know the damn place so f…king well. Just imagine we just only had a run in this area last week. The run started off on 6pm with slippery mud face, many bulls were also joining and some time obstructing the SCB to move on. There are total 3 checks. The run was above average distance. Front runners are back at about 7.30 pm. Those slow runners are back at about 8.30 pm. There was many delicious food prepared by the hares greeting the hungry souls.
Circle
Circle starts a bit late. Due to the absent of the original whips “Check Ak” (Handsome Low) against take over the duty. Many hashers sat on ice for varies charges. Around 9 pm, the circle had been dispersed and we proceed to “makan”.
On- On
The on-on was at Ka Hiong Restaurant at Taman Bukit Kempas. Total 5 tables and the hares generously provided us with free beer. Nancy and Safety Boat chasing each other for charity and cancer patient fund. The foods are good. Many felt that “free makan”” yet…….
Two tables of drinkers remain drinking up to early morning.
Good Jobs! Many thanks to hares and Co-hares.
See you next week.
On-On: One Night Stand & Silver Fox
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2189
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Run : 2189
Date : 22nd Sep 2010
Hares : SEE PAY SONG 019-7510088/ANTI CLIMAX012-7777268
Where : Taman Impian Emas .
How : Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road. Drive on andturn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHHsigns.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.
Run No 22th Sep 2010
Hares: See Pay Song + Anti Climax =
Wa Lau, so sien leh.... Ask me to write scribe how to write hor ? You know lah, I am so so busy. Every day, I have to sell drugs. No Lah, not Pek Hoon ( Heroin) but medicine to doctors. You see, my daddy mummy sent me to Australia to get a university degree, come back sell drugs must sell with class mah, so sell to professional buyers lah (ie doctors, pharmacies). I am so busy with drug peddling until I hardly come for the run. When I do show up, I hardly run aka non starter. Luckily, I still have time to change into my sexy shorts and parade my sexy legs around the runsite while waiting for the runners to come out.
From my observation, this run cannot be long. I saw front runners like Sore Arse and Iron Man out by around 7pm. Others start to trickle in one by one back and at around 7.40pm all runners were out. This is a good indication that the checks were good and managed to keep the runners together. Later, I overheard that the run was around 8km. There were plenty of trail paper of other chapters inside, this is not surprising considering that TP HHH and Skudai HHH ran there few days ago. To add to the chaos, next week’s run is going to be here as well. There was quite a selection of finger food, thanks to the generous hares but I do notice that the crowd was thinner than usual. Oh, what a coincidence, today was the actual day of the Chinese Mooncake Festival. Many have stayed at home to celebrate with the family or maybe with lovers ?
Our circle is getting livelier now because we have replaced the last concoction of stale beers. Besides our usual Hash Whip Jack Arse, Handsome, Pan Jior, GM and Flinstone seems eager to take the floor. That adds to merry making and the fun factor. GM was honoured with a Taiping Batang HHH t shirt. I used the word ‘honoured’ because JBHHH is now breaking the tradition of being honoured Batang T- shirts. Long Cock and Botak Yeng were on downed for their presence at the circle after months of having their private copulation behind their cars. Our On Sec, Nyonya was a popular victim too, being on downed too many times for whatever offenses.
The turnout at the ON ON ON at 63 Restaurant was appalling, only 5 tables. Many have headed home to celebrate with the family. The Hares added jizz to the makan by having a lucky dray. Many interesting household items were given away. Food as usual is good at this restaurant especially with the knock down beer pricing. The hares creamed the night up with free Makan. What a great night. Okay lah, I won’t be ‘Cheong Hei’. I will just summarize this scribe with a taste of me, short and cute. ON ON to the hares for a great Wednesday , otherwise, known as a JBHHH day…..
ON ON
Ball Breaking Chau CB
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
TORCH LIGHT RUN 2010
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JBHHH Torchlight Run 2010
Run : 2188
Date : 15th Sep 2010 Time : 7:oopm
OC : Zhu Mi Chon 019-7705679 & Flinstone 012-7878780.
Members : RM 30 . Guests : RM 50.
Where :Ulu Tiram Water Tank .
How : Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi Road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field look out for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end.
Run No : 2188 Date : 15-09-10 Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank
Hares : Flinstone & Zhu Mi Chon
Initiating a scribe requires one to be a little observant around you on Wednesdays-on the happenings.
And of course if you want more flavour to the story, a bit of bull-shitting here and there will no doubt spice
up the scribe.But whatever, how many hashers will actually read it written in Ang Moh language.
At the flag-off at 7pm or thereabout, the O.C. Flinstone gave a short briefing. There will be a box of
fireworks at each check and the first to arrive at the scene will have to set it off with the lighter
provided.Hashing is now getting sophisticated and innovative.It was still bright though rain clouds were
gathering above.Fortunately the fine weather held till around circle time.Maharaja came equipped with a
huge torch which emitted a powerful beam. He said this will help us see any snakes slithering out of the
bushes in the distance.A few SCB’s followed him out by a shorter alternative route, relying on his giant
torch as added insurance.Intermittently we could hear the sound of fireworks being set off in the distance
indicating a rough location of the FRB’s.
Arriving back the run-site was aglow with lighted candles.Delicacies such as yong tau foo,roasted pork,
pomeloes and various types of mooncakes awaited us and tempted our palate.And all these to be washed
down with ice-cold glass jelly drink.With so much delicious viands to go around you need to have an extra
compartment to stuff in more food from the restaurant a little later.
The circle was a pretty run of the mill affair.At times the hash whip was more intent on lecturing than
whipping.A few were penalised from consuming un-sanctioned beers at the previous week’s On on.A
petite lady(first- timer) from Singapore was introduced to the crowd.GM Ice Cream iced a few who
attended the Mount Kiara run in K.L for the flimsiest of reasons.
Tang City was the name of the restaurant to which we adjourned for the On-On.The quality of the food
was okay.But the copious quantity of the dishes resulted in a sad waste of good food.
All in all a wonderful evening to savour.To the hares Flinstone & Zhu Mi Chon and the other helpers,
Thank You!. An excellent do. Thanks too for the T-shirt & beautiful torch.On On!
Very Shiok & Darling.
Monday, September 6, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2187
Run : 2187
Date : 8th Sep 2010
Hares : Fast Track 019-7136038 & Mobil One 019-7788094.
Where : Taman Mount Calista , Skudai .
How : Take JB-KL road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian Road. Turn left to Taman University & drive towards Jusco, make a right turn at the traffic light & head towards Giant Hypermart.Upon reaching the traffic light at Giant hypermart, turn left & go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.
Date : 8th Sep 2010
Hares : Fast Track 019-7136038 & Mobil One 019-7788094.
Where : Taman Mount Calista , Skudai .
How : Take JB-KL road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian Road. Turn left to Taman University & drive towards Jusco, make a right turn at the traffic light & head towards Giant Hypermart.Upon reaching the traffic light at Giant hypermart, turn left & go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.
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Run No: 2187
Hares: Fastrack and Mobil One Runsite: Mount Calista.
We usually run at the semi detached houses in the area, however, the construction is already completed and barriers eradicated. So, the hare took us to an empty car park around the corner next to the power lines. Many were lost as they were expecting the same runsite but with phone calls here and there later, we finally got everyone to the runsite.
Weather was beautiful, overcast, after a light shower. The hares called on on at 6pm and we marched on gingerly around the houses to get into the palm oil estate. During run briefing, the hare has pre warned that there will be three checks and the first check may screw things up. Well, a warning to hashers is as good as asking them to jump into the sea which they will intelligently follow. During the first check, the FRBs found the home trail. At this juncture, many were confused. The SCBs happily took the home trail home. The die hards intend on continuing with the run. See Pay Song took the initiative and took a group to run reverse instead. The more adamant led by Mobile One (oh, he did not set the run but run with us instead) stayed on and finally found the check in 15 minutes. Second check and third checks were found easily with two groups running in opposite directions, meeting halfway.If the runs were not spoiled by the first check, it would have been a good run with good combination of rivers, hills and offroad terrains. This is done even without taking us across the highway.
At circle, there were noticible guests from Singapore Thirsdae HHH, a gang of six consisting of Babi Hutan, Waitawhile, Old Pussy, Opener, Why Why and their GM Amy. The grapevine told me that they were here to campaign for their Dinner and Dance on 20th November. Hash Whip Jack Arse took the floor to again sweep the dirt, a metaphor we used to train the hashmen to follow our culture.
ON ON ON was at the usual restaurant at the traffic light. The hare made a big blunder by not arranging the proper beer for the night. After some hoo hahs, we settled for whatever that the restaurant serves. We can’t let this shit happened a second time. The night was finally saved with a lot of free beers, two per table from Moh Mun Tai’s for his birthday way pass menopause age and five per table from our Thirsdae GM whom we forcibly taxed, but in return, we gave back three tables to the function. We have to teach them the JBHHH style of ‘buy beer first then talk’ In all, we had a great night, as usually is every Wednesday
ON ON
Chummy Worm
Monday, August 30, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2186
Run : 2186
Date : 1st Sep 2010
Hares : Disco Singh 012-7002868 & Moh Nee Kah 016-3377037.
Where : Gunung Pulai Quarry.
How : Take North-South Highway, exit at Kulai toll, immediately after the toll turn right to GunungPulai. Go straight & look for HHH signs.
2185 Runsite: Gunung Pulai Quarry.
Hares : Disco Singh & Moh Neekah.
Weather : Fair
Time : 6.00 p.m.
Sign Boards : Fair
Car park: ample
This place is a favourite ground for hashing for so many chapters. We have a good turn up today for this hilly run / crawl. The trail starts from left side of the Quarry Plant. It was a long struggle, hill after hills we followed the paper trail.We came back via the back of the Quarry plant!
Back at the runsite round 7.35 p.m., grabed some yong tahu and cakes, gubbled down a bottle mineral and 100 plus to quence the horrible thrist, before went to change into dry clothes and be ready for the world famous greatest show, our truly and one and only-Hash Circus.
Grand mistress: Starts the show with our Hash rituals - Swing low, followed by the Ice sitting Ceremony for the Hares.
Interhash Sex: Gave a brief on the coming Invitation Runs and who are responsible for the registrations for the runs.
Hashwhip:Took over the floor and continued the show by getting us singing hash numbers, followed by getting more members to do the Ice tolerance.First time vistitors were not spared too.
Today, few members managed to get their beer mug for their efforts to complete their 100 of runs.
Well, there was a big cake for all the birthday boys, we sang that tradition song before we can have our hands on it.
Circus was closed at 9.15 pm. after the coming week's hare gave the direction in how to get to next week the runsite.
On on at Kedai Makan Chi Yuan: The evening menu as follows:-
1.Mixed Vegetarian Curry
2.Assam Fish &Fish Balls
3.Bittergourd & Eggs
4.Plain Chicken
5. Black Sauced Pork
6. Plain Rice
7. Watermelon
For all the above dishes the charge was RM 10.00/head, good deal !
A big thank you to the day's hares and the Committee for the good work and a well organised evening to share with for the fun,food and run. 3 cheers.................................!
Adious....... see you guys next week.
On......................on......................................
Fastrack
Date : 1st Sep 2010
Hares : Disco Singh 012-7002868 & Moh Nee Kah 016-3377037.
Where : Gunung Pulai Quarry.
How : Take North-South Highway, exit at Kulai toll, immediately after the toll turn right to GunungPulai. Go straight & look for HHH signs.
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2185 Runsite: Gunung Pulai Quarry.
Hares : Disco Singh & Moh Neekah.
Weather : Fair
Time : 6.00 p.m.
Sign Boards : Fair
Car park: ample
This place is a favourite ground for hashing for so many chapters. We have a good turn up today for this hilly run / crawl. The trail starts from left side of the Quarry Plant. It was a long struggle, hill after hills we followed the paper trail.We came back via the back of the Quarry plant!
Back at the runsite round 7.35 p.m., grabed some yong tahu and cakes, gubbled down a bottle mineral and 100 plus to quence the horrible thrist, before went to change into dry clothes and be ready for the world famous greatest show, our truly and one and only-Hash Circus.
Grand mistress: Starts the show with our Hash rituals - Swing low, followed by the Ice sitting Ceremony for the Hares.
Interhash Sex: Gave a brief on the coming Invitation Runs and who are responsible for the registrations for the runs.
Hashwhip:Took over the floor and continued the show by getting us singing hash numbers, followed by getting more members to do the Ice tolerance.First time vistitors were not spared too.
Today, few members managed to get their beer mug for their efforts to complete their 100 of runs.
Well, there was a big cake for all the birthday boys, we sang that tradition song before we can have our hands on it.
Circus was closed at 9.15 pm. after the coming week's hare gave the direction in how to get to next week the runsite.
On on at Kedai Makan Chi Yuan: The evening menu as follows:-
1.Mixed Vegetarian Curry
2.Assam Fish &Fish Balls
3.Bittergourd & Eggs
4.Plain Chicken
5. Black Sauced Pork
6. Plain Rice
7. Watermelon
For all the above dishes the charge was RM 10.00/head, good deal !
A big thank you to the day's hares and the Committee for the good work and a well organised evening to share with for the fun,food and run. 3 cheers.................................!
Adious....... see you guys next week.
On......................on......................................
Fastrack
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2185
Run : 2185
Date 25th Aug 2010
Runsite : Kawasan Perindustrian Berjaya .
Hare : Jockey 012-7109633 & Big Potato 019-7888505..
JB HHH RUN 2185, VIRGIN HARES, JOCKEY & BIG POTATO
Both hares became members only recently and already have their big day doing this run. With many old master hashers around to guide them, things went quite smoothly. Total hashers were slightly over a hundred with exceptionally large number of guests, 24. Distance was 7.4 Km with some gentle steep hills, ok for many, but could not satisfy those front runners. There were four checks which were broken easily.
Those famous SCB’S emerged in just 35 minutes. Killer Heng was first among the front runners to finish his run in an hour time and Dirty Monk came out last at 7.30pm.
Circle held at the factories back lane area was small but being able to bring fellow members closer to each other as GM makes her very emotional speech. On behalf of all members, she thanks Lan Si for his effort in making the previous week Hantu Run so successful. Members were also been advised to respect his decision to settle on his own the unfortunate incident that happened that night and not to bring up the matter again. Later Hash whip, Jack Ass and Handsome was trying to recreate a ‘racist’ fight in Bollywood style, no Oscar for the act, cow dung maybe. CCB was put on ice for introducing himself as ‘Wang Li Hong’ to a guest member; he dreamt he was the idol the other night.
On! On! was at Restoran 63, Tmn. Impian Mas. The Virgin hares threw a mini party by offering two barrels of G. Stout draft, a 4 litres Chivas and an f.o.c. dinner plus a glowing green Hash T. Shirt. Pity the restaurant lady boss as not many bottles of beers were sold since all members were happily downing the tasty Guiness stout draft while Tan Ching Ku and Sex can were also rather slow in pushing the down! down! down! around. Its over at around 11.30 for most but not Mongol Yap, Big Potato and gangs who kidnapped each other to down till the wee hours past midnight.
ON!On!
Disco Singh
Date 25th Aug 2010
Runsite : Kawasan Perindustrian Berjaya .
Hare : Jockey 012-7109633 & Big Potato 019-7888505..
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| JB HHH Run 2185, Virgin Hares, Jockey & Big Potato |
JB HHH RUN 2185, VIRGIN HARES, JOCKEY & BIG POTATO
Both hares became members only recently and already have their big day doing this run. With many old master hashers around to guide them, things went quite smoothly. Total hashers were slightly over a hundred with exceptionally large number of guests, 24. Distance was 7.4 Km with some gentle steep hills, ok for many, but could not satisfy those front runners. There were four checks which were broken easily.
Those famous SCB’S emerged in just 35 minutes. Killer Heng was first among the front runners to finish his run in an hour time and Dirty Monk came out last at 7.30pm.
Circle held at the factories back lane area was small but being able to bring fellow members closer to each other as GM makes her very emotional speech. On behalf of all members, she thanks Lan Si for his effort in making the previous week Hantu Run so successful. Members were also been advised to respect his decision to settle on his own the unfortunate incident that happened that night and not to bring up the matter again. Later Hash whip, Jack Ass and Handsome was trying to recreate a ‘racist’ fight in Bollywood style, no Oscar for the act, cow dung maybe. CCB was put on ice for introducing himself as ‘Wang Li Hong’ to a guest member; he dreamt he was the idol the other night.
On! On! was at Restoran 63, Tmn. Impian Mas. The Virgin hares threw a mini party by offering two barrels of G. Stout draft, a 4 litres Chivas and an f.o.c. dinner plus a glowing green Hash T. Shirt. Pity the restaurant lady boss as not many bottles of beers were sold since all members were happily downing the tasty Guiness stout draft while Tan Ching Ku and Sex can were also rather slow in pushing the down! down! down! around. Its over at around 11.30 for most but not Mongol Yap, Big Potato and gangs who kidnapped each other to down till the wee hours past midnight.
ON!On!
Disco Singh
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2184
HANTU RUN
DATE : 18TH AUGUST 2010
VENUE : KAMPUNG SEELONG JAYA, SENAI(LANSI’s FACTORY)
DAMAGE : MEMBER RM30
GUEST RM50
OC : LANSI/SOH ASS/TERKO LIANG
JBHHH RUN 2184 (HANTU RUN)
It was the run devoted to those from the other world. Tons of offering of liquors, foods, joss or ‘gold’ papers and articles of the materialistic world made of paper either burned, eat or auctioned away, supposedly will ensure prosperity and smooth sailing for all members in the year to come.
Lansi’s newly built factory was an ideal location for such occasion. It was huge, covered and with proper toilet facilities and parking area. Many arrived early to help in preparing the offering and later indulged themselves with poker cards (Bulldog and gang).
After burning of offerings, group photo were taken before run starts at 5.50 pm. As expected, it was not going to be a long run, those who shortcut hardly sweats. First check came rather fast after about a KM. After that it was a short stroll along scenic grass cultivation farm and Malay kampong where no fences are needed for its houses unlike what we are already used to. It later leads to the Seelong main road with passing trucks roaring all along. Run continue off road for a few kilometers and the last runner who came out can still see daylight.
Circle, or rather bidding started at 7.45pm. First item, the Huat Kueh (Prosperity buns) was auctioned for RM528.00. Other items were successfully auctioned off with good price tags. Mongol and Bulldog gang bid most of the liquors and Mon Man Tai had to reverse in his car to load all those items he successfully bid. Not forgetting doing charity work, cheque was presented to a representative of Ulu Tiram Estate Tamil School in a brief ceremony. JB Southern College was also one of the beneficiaries.
Last few items were quickly auctioned off as many had left and bidding starts dwindling. It’s all over just a few minutes before midnight. GM Ice Cream was seen happily announcing softly that the auction was a success, meaning bountiful of cash to come next year.
ON! ON!
JOCKEY
DATE : 18TH AUGUST 2010
VENUE : KAMPUNG SEELONG JAYA, SENAI(LANSI’s FACTORY)
DAMAGE : MEMBER RM30
GUEST RM50
OC : LANSI/SOH ASS/TERKO LIANG
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| From Desktop |
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| JBH Hantu Run 2010 |
JBHHH RUN 2184 (HANTU RUN)
It was the run devoted to those from the other world. Tons of offering of liquors, foods, joss or ‘gold’ papers and articles of the materialistic world made of paper either burned, eat or auctioned away, supposedly will ensure prosperity and smooth sailing for all members in the year to come.
Lansi’s newly built factory was an ideal location for such occasion. It was huge, covered and with proper toilet facilities and parking area. Many arrived early to help in preparing the offering and later indulged themselves with poker cards (Bulldog and gang).
After burning of offerings, group photo were taken before run starts at 5.50 pm. As expected, it was not going to be a long run, those who shortcut hardly sweats. First check came rather fast after about a KM. After that it was a short stroll along scenic grass cultivation farm and Malay kampong where no fences are needed for its houses unlike what we are already used to. It later leads to the Seelong main road with passing trucks roaring all along. Run continue off road for a few kilometers and the last runner who came out can still see daylight.
Circle, or rather bidding started at 7.45pm. First item, the Huat Kueh (Prosperity buns) was auctioned for RM528.00. Other items were successfully auctioned off with good price tags. Mongol and Bulldog gang bid most of the liquors and Mon Man Tai had to reverse in his car to load all those items he successfully bid. Not forgetting doing charity work, cheque was presented to a representative of Ulu Tiram Estate Tamil School in a brief ceremony. JB Southern College was also one of the beneficiaries.
Last few items were quickly auctioned off as many had left and bidding starts dwindling. It’s all over just a few minutes before midnight. GM Ice Cream was seen happily announcing softly that the auction was a success, meaning bountiful of cash to come next year.
ON! ON!
JOCKEY
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Kojak Hash House Harriers
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| MMT |
Date 13th Aug 2010 , Time : 5.30pm
Runsite : Gunung Pulai . Damage RM30.00
Contact : Moh Man Tai 012-7103306 or BJ 016-7177393 .
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Macap Hash House Harriers
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| OKC |
OKC and Chicken King's Run
Date 12th Aug 2010
Runsite : Ang Siang Kong Kulai .
http://picasaweb.google.com/111982237970653924089/MacapHash12810?feat=directlink
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| Macap Hash 12-8-10 |
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| Goyang-Goyang |
SINGAPORE THIRSDAE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
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| Brother |
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Forget Me Not |
NATIONAL DAY RUN
RUN : 364
HARE : Brother and Forget Me Not
WHEN: 12th August 2010, 6:00PM
WHERE : Woodgrove
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2183
Run : 2183
Date 11th Aug 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Captain Tan 012-7040747 & Susan Tan 019-7727888.
Date 11th Aug 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Captain Tan 012-7040747 & Susan Tan 019-7727888.
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| From Cola |
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2182
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| From Cola |
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| From Cola |
Run : 2182
Date 4th Aug 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Short Kok 016-7722040 & Three Star 016-7166447.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/35694302/JBHHH-Circular-04-08-10
Run No 2182
Hare : Three Star Short Cock Runsite:Ulu Tiram Water Tank
Runsite: OK, good parking, no dirt road, very familiar and also got free shower water… thanks to engineer Botak Yeng(aka water theif)
Run: Medium to Long run, about 9 km. Three checks one back check. Checks were found easily, quite a few uphills, downhills and finally zig zag across the pipeline. At this point , many SCBs (short cutting bastards) already know the way back and head their own way. Overall good run, no one lost and everybody out by 8pm.
Co Hares : Awarded to our chief pedophile Mongrel Yap and his bunch of rowdy monkeys. Call the run a monkey trail if you like…
Circle: Started a bit late at 8.10pm because of the slightly long run and GM came back a little bit late, no monkey business I assure you. Our part time now become full time Handsome whips the floor. Still hear people complaining about the sour beer. Circle also ended late.
Makan or ON ON ON: Long drive to Pelangi Indah, eight tables strong. Makan started almost 9.45pm. Food was good, Carlsberg was better and the camaraderie was best.
ON ON
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