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Saturday, February 25, 2012

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2264

RUN NO: 2264
WHEN: 29th Feb 12
HARES: JUICY KAN 016-7731900/THAM SOOK 019-7936509
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left and enter to Taman Pelangi Indah. Go straight & look for HHH signs.

JBHHH # 2264 (29-02-2012)
It’s 29th February and it comes only quadrennially; fortunately it doesn’t mean that Hares THAMSOOK and JUICY have only to lay their run every four years! This veteran duo has no lack of supporters; they had a platoon of co-hares led by the Ulu Tiram Mafia comprising Long Cock and his henchmen ZOO SHE, BOTAK YENG and ZHUMICHONG. What a contingent of heavyweights just to lay a simple three-check run.
The run-site was at the cul-de-sac of PELANGI INDAH, now barricaded with a corrugated hoarding complete with locked gates. The turnout was the usual eightyish and the twin Hares were there early to take the roll-call while the takraw boys were creating a racket with their weekly (weakly) wretched game!
The three-check run started with a stroll over the silvery pipe and then turning left towards the foothills before making the dreaded ascent on the gas-pipe corridor; this lengthy climb sapped up more than half hour! Many followed the contours of the SAJ pipe and went for an evening stroll in direction of JP Perdana
while another herd followed the Mongolian herdsman and rounded to the posterior of Putreriwangsa and finding their way back via Puteri Park. The paper-puritans adhered religiously to the trail and turned left after the gas-pipe and went for a prolong stint of bush-bashing within the rubber and the palms. Two other
checks within this terrain were very quickly ferreted out by Killer Heng and Sore Arse; the duo raced back to the site in just under the hour. Other runners trickled in from all directions. There was food-galore onsite that some cynics said made the On-On redundant!
CIRCLE started with the usual (and by now boring!) Swing-Low Hymn and was followed by some coarse warbling from the mouth of LSB. When the GM passed the baton to the Whip, in typical contempt of proceedings, the cacophony of the chatters continued to heckle the floor with increased decibels! Perhaps we should re-introduce the Water Shoot to silence these loquacious bastards! Week after week, poor Kimchi was singled out for the ice! Is this some kind of victimization? Or has the Whip got some personal vendetta against this hapless female!? In the midst of the hullaballoo two guests went around the shake and
rattled off five names rather effortlessly. Poor Zhumichong who was fingered out as their host (by some earlier connivance and frame-up!) had to sit on the block until his buttocks looked like a mortuary mass!
Why can’t the actual host have the guts to stand out instead of conspiring to torture others? Or perhaps we should do away with this system altogether and have the visitors sit on the Ice and we in turn queue up to
shake their hands. The last floor-taker was Pangjio and she did bring a whiff of fresh air to the dull circle.
The On-On was at nearby Soon Lee Bitter-Gourd Soup and we had a merrier On-On than the circle. Food
can do wonders! Thanks JUICY and THAMSOOK for the bottles on the table. EM-KOI!

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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