on on on on !

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2219


Chai Kaow

RUN NO: 2215

WHEN: 20th April 11

HARES: Coca-Cola & Chai Kow


HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit at Seri Alam.Keep left and follow the road towards Christine Golf Club.Look for HHH signs.

Run No : 2219 20th April 2011
Hares: Chai Kow and Coca Cola
If you mention Seri Alam, its second nature that these low IQ hash men will drive to the horse riding school. These days, this site has become a construction site, trampled with dirt laden Lorries disrupting our circle. So, the hares made a last minute decision and moved over to the KL University. Yes, a decision not enforced with hash sign thus leaving the whole herd at the riding school hunting high and low for the hares.
Seeing that the runsite was empty, Chai Kow woke up from sleep walking and drove to the horse riding to lead the convoy over.

The Co hares contract was awarded to Ithcy Kang and his gang. Yogi, back from Australia, was so eager to trod along that he will do it for a hot meal and blanket. This old fart will practically dangle along with any co hare in any chapter. The trail today was a close copy of the previous run here ( aka Itchy Kang’s run)
with more rubber estate. First check was in a palm oil plantation, it was a circular check. As we know this area so well, it was easily broken by Phua Cho Kai. This chap is one hell of a fast runner and also has age to his advantage. The trail went on the high tension pylons and this was where second check was. This wase more tricky as the FRBs were expecting a right direction towards home whereas the actual trail was on the left. Phua Cho Kai checked too far ahead and ran back commenting that he hit home trail. Wonder Woman and team (aka G string, Cuci Jamban) found the trail. From here, its all rubber estate territory. Full of mosquitoes, unevern terrains with dangling roots ever eager to snatch your ankles. To add salt to injury, the rain soiled the run paper and made it hard to find. Kiasu Kong Siew while trying to keep up with the
pack, lost track of the trail and almost got lost. His comment later was ‘ I was so scared inside there alone and when I could not see paper, I tracked back and saw Arse Hole who finally led me out.’

Third check must be easy since by the time I arrived, it was already broken. My guess is that our Kwai Low Moh Mun Tai must have broken it because he was one of the first to arrive home and I could sense he was bragging about it. Many FRBs were thrown off trail. Phua Cho Kai, Wonder Woman, Iron Man got out later than usual. The home trail was also littered with SCBs led by Ah Yo Yo, Money Khoo and Botak Yeng.

We had to hold the circle on the dirt patch since we can’t hold it on the road and block traffic. Old and grumpy Sex Can complained that it was too far to walk to the beer wagon. His complained was finally drowned by cheers of five crates of free beer. The circle buzzed on as usual with the mentioned of the oncoming Gua Musang trip and the Singapore Thirsdae anniversary run.JBHHH signed up a bus load for the later event.

For ON ON, we had to drive down to Johor Jaya. By the time food was served, it was almost close to 10pm. But with good hash spirit, nothing can take the joy out of us especially on a Wednesday with a song that goes ‘…if you never get Fxxx on a Wednesday night, you never get Fxxxed at all……ON ON
SiBeh Lansi

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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