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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2155

Run : 2155
Date 27th Jan 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Wobbly 016-7246279 & Zhu Mi Chon 019-7705679.

寄件者 Cola

寄件者 Cola

Run No : 2155 Run Date 27th January 2010

Hare : Wobbly and Chumi Chong

Runsite: Seri Alam Lakeside

Wobbly was noticeably absent from the runsite today. He was admitted to hospital for some complications with the heart. If the information from the grape vine is correct, it has to do with the insertion of the condom related thingy in the arteries. Mind my pun. The other hare took up the gap with gust and was registering the runners as we arrived at the runsite. This was not the usual horse riding school but a canon shot away at the public parking next to the lake. It was more picturesque than the old place but parking was a bit of a squeeze for 100 healthy hash men of JBHHH. Besides the usual bangle of the sepak takraw team, there was cumulating groups discussing about the GP D&D on tonight and the contingent of 30 JBHHH strong attending.

The run took off along the edges of the lake, pass a few streams into the durian plantation area. Despite running this area many times and over, I have to admit that this run actually took us through some unexpected virgin run areas. The climb through the power line was exciting. The grand finale home trail through the scenic quarry area was a good after taste. In all, there were three checks and I would rate this as a very imaginative and thoughtful run of roughly 8km. As we arrived back at the runsite, the crowd starts to trickle down as some clean up, got changed and headed for the D&D.

Circle was called at 8.00pm in the absence of GM Bulldog who has joined the exodus. The next in command, Ice Cream , Joint master, called the circle to order. Luckily, our hash whip, Handsome, was still around to take the floor to an audience of 50 strong. Probably the low number showered down his enthusiasm and the circle was opened up to a few, ie Flinstone, Soh Big, Brandon. It was a Small group but with same level of fun. The water gun was again introduced into the circle.

We beeline off to FooToo for the ON ON . We still managed to fill up five tables sparingly. Hares were nice in buying four bottles per table. In all, FT, never fails in filling up our stomach, never mind the picky few with weird taste buds.

Thanks to the hares for the work in making again Wednesday the day of the week worth looking forward to.

Doe a deer, a female deer…..Ray, a drop of golden sun…..Me, a name, I call myself….
who of wascorrective in a world of corruption, bribery and money politics, true ? And even in hashing too ? Well, suddenly, the crowd is back this Wednesday about 100 strong, could it be due to coincidence or the fact that the two hares are know for their generosity for free food and goodies …hmmm… I wonder….Somebody got to bring us back to hashing….
Even the Gods succumb to bribery today when the rain stopped prior to run that starts at 6.00pm. It was raining cats and dogs in the afternoon, so, we were expecting a treacherous and sticky trail today. The checks were too easy except for the second check which caught our Moh Man Tai running in circles. (since when is he not ?) The FRBs (front running bastards) were trailing too far ahead and the SRB(Slow running bastards) were tailing too far behind. Considering that the front runner was out in 1hr 15min, it was considerably long run since checks were easy, the spread was too wide and its getting dark earlier than usual now ( our Malaysian Winter time). Fortunately, all runners made it back albeit at almost 8pm following their fingers clawing in the dark rather than paper.
Circle was called at exactly 8.00pm. The hares were on downed together with their co hares aka Pussynomoto and Yogi Bear (Both love pussies , I bet). Hmm… co hares seems to be same faces over and over, where is the element of surprise now ? Hash is becoming a routine too ? The whip took over the floor and the notorious were punished. It was mentioned that we will want to maintain an international ‘hash shit’ standard of having a run of between 45 min and 1hr 15 min. Front runner will be the yardstick and it will be a challenge to get everybody together. Pan Jior took the floor and banished her close group of cheeky love birds. Here, we hear the intimate details of hash style love making in the bush……
Unsurprisingly, food was fit for the king with the Golden Treasures dish (Pern Chai, ie literal translation as Vegetable Basin) and to top it up, three bottles of golden fluid per table and finally, grand finale announcement of ‘free makan’ for all….now, that how you breed a new species of hard up greedy members. You can tell from the 8 tables crowd( actually 8 tables many squeezed into 7). My table was more special flowing with 2 bottles worth of Johnny Walker limited edition. Thanks to Tong Fang Hong from me and those at my table. Finally, thanks to the hares and especially all members which without them hash will not be hash……
On On
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Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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