on on on on !

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Hash Trash Run 2112

JBHHH RUN No.2112 (010409)


The site for this April Fools’ Day Run was at Taman Perindustrian Berjaya (Indec) where one the hares, IRONMAN has his workshop; the other half is WONDERWOMAN. Unfortunately this veteran pair laid a run with a head and a tail but no thorax! The frontrunners couldn’t locate the Second Check’s connection and so the midriff was lost. The majority of the runners joined the SCBs and landed straight on the Third Check and headed home after the palm loading-bay. The run started with great promise heading towards the left of the palm plantation with the maladour of a nearby chicken farm permeating through the cool air. In typical fashion there were numerous walking contingents in all directions; as what some Chinamen say, ‘whole-mountain full of people!’ This perhaps added to the checking mayhem and threw the checkers into disarray at the crucial Second Check resulting in the snafu. The home trail came through the palm-rubber divide behind Kampong Sinaran Baru. All was over in less than 55 minutes.

CIRCLE saw the introduction of the Hash Shit for the serious offender to wear around the neck like the Ancient Mariner’s albatross! The new regime seems to be full of new ideas. Let’s hope the members are receptive of these reforms and fully appreciate the hashing culture behind it. Whip Handsome was a little sexist, catching the fair maidens most of the time; the GM Bulldog stepped in boldly and penalised a few macho offenders whom the Whip was too timid to accost! The evening’s proceedings rounded up with Loudspeaker calling everyone to be upstanding for a minute’s silence as a mark of respect to our dear departed ex-GM (1978-19789 Ku Kim Hock (Sam) who passed away last week. RIP.

The On-On was at the Kampong Restaurant in Impian Emas where we took up 8 tables; due to the GM’s cunningness he was able to con the two new members to but two bottles per table for the impending change of their evil-sounding hash-handles! The grub here I must admit was very mediocre and 10 per head was collected before one and all called it a night; all except the drinking tribe!

Thanks and On-On! HAIRLESS HARE

愚人节之跑:地点甘拔士工业区;铁人万德勿梦所放的有头有尾无身!二捷寻不得。众人至马头处 直到三捷找回路。始亮后衰;鸡臭气冲天。大队分散,满山皆人也!所因纸不得。回路新光村后。不超半时辰全已毕。 圈礼开始,新政有新规;严犯者带厕圈赔罪!会鞭无胆,会长替补。会鞭责女性。扩音器呼大家起立,为前会长邱金福默哀一分。宴在家乡阁有八席。主席奸诈,新会员外号取恶意之名,骗酒几瓶!此处菜肴淡薄;十元已交,各散归舍。唯有酒族,酌至子时。

谢谢,旺旺! LSB 无发无 天

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.

TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.

GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.

JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577

KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.

KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306

JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.

JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.

JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868

KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.

SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.



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