RUN NO: 2229
WHEN: 29th June 11
HARES: CHAPALAN 012-7718809/CONDOM 012-7512585
WHERE: TAMAN PULAI UTAMA
HOW: Take J.B. – K.L road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian
Hares : Chapalan and Condom
Run No : 2229
Runsite : Pulai Indah.
I got to the runsite early and the HHH signs to the runsite were already up. Good job to the hares especially this runsite that is not popular with JBHHH. Many old hard headed old
farts will get lost even if you dont put a sign to take them home.
It was drizzling when I got to the runsite. This place has a nice parking lot that we could use
as the runsite. I remember seeing a few early birds, as usual our Wonder Woman, Papa and
Mama.Other surprising early comers were Loudspeaker, Joe, Long Cock and Botak Yeng.
The run was called at 6 pm, there were lesser runners today. Maybe because of the rain and
also because it was this side of town. We started running along the edge of the Pulai Spring
Golfcourse pass the high tension lines until we arrived at the first check on the tunnel
through the highway.The FRBs started dashing in both directions in search of paper. The
check was taking too long.CCB ran back saying that he went a long way on the right but
could not find paper. Others on the left trail kept going but they did not shout on on.I
became suspicious and started checking back. Moses Gan, Cummi Chong and Bulldozer
also started checking back. It was taking too long and the check was still not found.Finally,
the group splitted and went in different directions. Some went back all the way via the
intrail.
At the circle, the two hares were put on ice and asked to explain. Apparently, 8 members
managed to find the trail eventually and completed the run. Anti Climax was one of them.
Lansi, Flinstone and Money Khoo took the circle as the mystery whips with much fun and
laughter.
On ON ON was at a restaurant nearby, about 5 tables. Oh, forgot to mention that the Hares
actually gave free beer through out the whole night. So, a big thank you to both of you for
doing a marvellous job.
ON ON
Chin Gu bor Lai
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2228
RUN NO: 2228
DATE: 22nd June 2011
HARES :TERKO LIANG 012-7716022/CURLY 016-7349998
RUNSITE: WILD,WILD,WEST, KULAI
DATE: 22nd June 2011
HARES :TERKO LIANG 012-7716022/CURLY 016-7349998
RUNSITE: WILD,WILD,WEST, KULAI
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2227
RUN NO: 2227
WHEN: 15th June 11
HARES: G-STRING 012-7803281/KONG CHAU 012-7076493
WHERE: BANDAR DATO’ ONN
HOW: From North-South Highway,drive past Kempas exit & turn left into Bandar Dato’ Onn. Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.
JBHHH RUN No. 2227 (15-06-201
STRINGING UP G-STRING’S RUN, LOINS UNCOVERED!
The run-site was at the bucolic and picturesque meadows of BANDAR DATO ONN, venue of the
International Kite Festival. The well-paved tarmac was lined with all our jalopies right up to the apex. The takraw team went even higher; they ascended a knoll to kick ball in a flat arena. The atmosphere was indeed very breezy and every eager-beaver was waiting for the hour for the onslaught.
Come 1800 hr Hare G-STRING (the other was his pillow-partner, GONG-JIAO) signalled for us to cross the road near the police barracks to enter the palms behind. The entire trail was rather flat and the two checks that were placed on the banks of the stream and the river were ferreted out by the front athletes within seconds and thus the run became a continuous non-stop affair. Indeed a naked trail with loins exposed! Initially the paper hedged below the high-tension cables and then curved back to follow the meanders of the stream; fortunately there was fallen trunk spanning across to keep us from getting wet.
Orang Minyak was standing gallantly at the other end to lock hands with the fair damsels like a trapeze artiste. Bravo, man! After this crossing the trail somehow came to the banks of the murky river. This riparian trail was a breeze for the FROPs and they sped off without even a whimper! Paper then veered back to the shades of the palms and reconnected with the estate’s main thoroughfare until we could espy the roofs of the Dato Onn houses. Coming out to the main road our base was about half a click down the road. It was not a very long run and the first finishers hardly break sweat! For the stragglers it was an adequate 70-minute stroll.
CIRCLE as usual started with vulgar gesticulation of the Swing Low followed by the warbling of two hash hymns by LSB; according to the GM he has lost his gusto since his recent nuptials. The GM then took the floor and exercised her executive and exclusive power for the first bite; she iced a number of offenders and also welcomed a few visiting hash dignitaries from Seletar, Singapore Thirsdae, GP, KT and the lot. The acting Batu Api SOH ARSE proved to be very spontaneous and witty in his prosecutions and in fact everyone agreed he should be confirmed for the post without having to consult the Gods. There were no shortage of floor-takers and surprisingly mild-mannered blokes like Safety Boots also clamoured for the floor; it is a good trend for these otherwise reticent fellows to be more pro-active. Hamper King somehow bore the brunt of the ice-sittings for some frivolous reasons; whatever!
The action came to a close at almost 9 and the GM broke up the one-ring circus and G-String announced that the On-On will be at this new eatery called BIG CHEF in SETIA INDAH (behind the police station); due to cliquishness some of the eight tables were half full! The uncooperative bastards simply refused to reshuffle preferring to congregate with their cronies! This unhealthy trait must stop! It is a big sin to see food going to waste! In any case the grub ordered was indeed at its high-cholesterol best for ten per head!
Thanks G-STRING and GONG-JIAO, and also not forgetting the tasty porridge at the run-site. ON-ON
PIG-BROTHER LIANG THE BOAR, DEFINITELY NOT A BORE!
WHEN: 15th June 11
HARES: G-STRING 012-7803281/KONG CHAU 012-7076493
WHERE: BANDAR DATO’ ONN
HOW: From North-South Highway,drive past Kempas exit & turn left into Bandar Dato’ Onn. Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.
JBHHH RUN No. 2227 (15-06-201
STRINGING UP G-STRING’S RUN, LOINS UNCOVERED!
The run-site was at the bucolic and picturesque meadows of BANDAR DATO ONN, venue of the
International Kite Festival. The well-paved tarmac was lined with all our jalopies right up to the apex. The takraw team went even higher; they ascended a knoll to kick ball in a flat arena. The atmosphere was indeed very breezy and every eager-beaver was waiting for the hour for the onslaught.
Come 1800 hr Hare G-STRING (the other was his pillow-partner, GONG-JIAO) signalled for us to cross the road near the police barracks to enter the palms behind. The entire trail was rather flat and the two checks that were placed on the banks of the stream and the river were ferreted out by the front athletes within seconds and thus the run became a continuous non-stop affair. Indeed a naked trail with loins exposed! Initially the paper hedged below the high-tension cables and then curved back to follow the meanders of the stream; fortunately there was fallen trunk spanning across to keep us from getting wet.
Orang Minyak was standing gallantly at the other end to lock hands with the fair damsels like a trapeze artiste. Bravo, man! After this crossing the trail somehow came to the banks of the murky river. This riparian trail was a breeze for the FROPs and they sped off without even a whimper! Paper then veered back to the shades of the palms and reconnected with the estate’s main thoroughfare until we could espy the roofs of the Dato Onn houses. Coming out to the main road our base was about half a click down the road. It was not a very long run and the first finishers hardly break sweat! For the stragglers it was an adequate 70-minute stroll.
CIRCLE as usual started with vulgar gesticulation of the Swing Low followed by the warbling of two hash hymns by LSB; according to the GM he has lost his gusto since his recent nuptials. The GM then took the floor and exercised her executive and exclusive power for the first bite; she iced a number of offenders and also welcomed a few visiting hash dignitaries from Seletar, Singapore Thirsdae, GP, KT and the lot. The acting Batu Api SOH ARSE proved to be very spontaneous and witty in his prosecutions and in fact everyone agreed he should be confirmed for the post without having to consult the Gods. There were no shortage of floor-takers and surprisingly mild-mannered blokes like Safety Boots also clamoured for the floor; it is a good trend for these otherwise reticent fellows to be more pro-active. Hamper King somehow bore the brunt of the ice-sittings for some frivolous reasons; whatever!
The action came to a close at almost 9 and the GM broke up the one-ring circus and G-String announced that the On-On will be at this new eatery called BIG CHEF in SETIA INDAH (behind the police station); due to cliquishness some of the eight tables were half full! The uncooperative bastards simply refused to reshuffle preferring to congregate with their cronies! This unhealthy trait must stop! It is a big sin to see food going to waste! In any case the grub ordered was indeed at its high-cholesterol best for ten per head!
Thanks G-STRING and GONG-JIAO, and also not forgetting the tasty porridge at the run-site. ON-ON
PIG-BROTHER LIANG THE BOAR, DEFINITELY NOT A BORE!
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2226
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DATE: 8th June 11
HARES : CEPAT KELUAR 016- 7529999/CEPAT MASUK 016-75299999
RUNSITE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2225
DATE: 1st June 11
HARES :HANDSOME LAW 012-7887966/ANTHONAI016-7062329
RUNSITE: JP PERDANA
HARES :HANDSOME LAW 012-7887966/ANTHONAI016-7062329
RUNSITE: JP PERDANA
Sunday, May 22, 2011
COUNTRY WALKERS NEW GM RUN
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| From Cola |
Date : 11th June 2011 (Saturday)
Venue : Swimming Pool, Stadium Kluang.
Run Start : 4.50pm, 5.30pm ( start the running)
Damage : RM 35.00
Contact : Lelong 012-7703011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2224
WHEN:25th May 11
HARES:CUCI JAMBAN 019-7564563/MOSES 016-7187229
WHERE: TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN BERJAYA
HOW: From North-South Highway,take Kempas exit & head towards Seelong. Drive Past Starhill Golf Resort & look for HHH signs on your left.
Venue: Taman Berindustrial Berjaya Date: 24.5.11
Hares: Moses N Cuci Jamban
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Hello! My name is Lau Chau Ngi. Hash peeple call me Handsome. Wemen say I look
preety. But men say no agree. Last Wetnessday run Nyonya tell me piss no forget do
writing up or what thay call scrub. Aiyoyo must writing in Inggish ah! I can only writing
Chineese lah. I last time go Nantah U in Singapore. No go to Arseford U in Englund. So no
can writing Ang Moh. But if I writing in Chineese than no fair to Moh Mun Tai, Subra,
Hindomee. So I asrse my son help me and I allso check inggish dicksernary lah,
Todai belly good wherether but belly hot. Run go inside oil pump. Than go inside rubbar
tree.Than go round and round Some peeple go giddy. Run not long and also not sort. Can
see Seng Bock and Sek Can sort cut walkking belly slowlly talkking cock and bool. Than
come back got hot ang tau chooi and also doh no what name kueh.
Aftar take bath GM call circus at 8.10pm. Wah so many many appel to eat. Moh Mun Tai
go up tell us he leeving J.B. He got job in Pillipeen and allso got Pillipeeno girl friend.
Good lucklah! Than So Big got 600 mugg and allso Cuci got 500 mugg. Kongkektulation!
We than go lestorunt 63 to eatting on on. Got six table. Food nott bad. Belly filling. Got
food. Got beer. Got many talkking. Eveliboddy belly happi. Now go home got wife to
waiting. You know ah, I takking four hour to writting this scrub. Bely lucki onlly one year
one time!
HANDSOME (WRITTING THIS SCRUB) AND
ANTHONAI (NO WRITTING THIS SCRUB)
HARES:CUCI JAMBAN 019-7564563/MOSES 016-7187229
WHERE: TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN BERJAYA
HOW: From North-South Highway,take Kempas exit & head towards Seelong. Drive Past Starhill Golf Resort & look for HHH signs on your left.
Venue: Taman Berindustrial Berjaya Date: 24.5.11
Hares: Moses N Cuci Jamban
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Hello! My name is Lau Chau Ngi. Hash peeple call me Handsome. Wemen say I look
preety. But men say no agree. Last Wetnessday run Nyonya tell me piss no forget do
writing up or what thay call scrub. Aiyoyo must writing in Inggish ah! I can only writing
Chineese lah. I last time go Nantah U in Singapore. No go to Arseford U in Englund. So no
can writing Ang Moh. But if I writing in Chineese than no fair to Moh Mun Tai, Subra,
Hindomee. So I asrse my son help me and I allso check inggish dicksernary lah,
Todai belly good wherether but belly hot. Run go inside oil pump. Than go inside rubbar
tree.Than go round and round Some peeple go giddy. Run not long and also not sort. Can
see Seng Bock and Sek Can sort cut walkking belly slowlly talkking cock and bool. Than
come back got hot ang tau chooi and also doh no what name kueh.
Aftar take bath GM call circus at 8.10pm. Wah so many many appel to eat. Moh Mun Tai
go up tell us he leeving J.B. He got job in Pillipeen and allso got Pillipeeno girl friend.
Good lucklah! Than So Big got 600 mugg and allso Cuci got 500 mugg. Kongkektulation!
We than go lestorunt 63 to eatting on on. Got six table. Food nott bad. Belly filling. Got
food. Got beer. Got many talkking. Eveliboddy belly happi. Now go home got wife to
waiting. You know ah, I takking four hour to writting this scrub. Bely lucki onlly one year
one time!
HANDSOME (WRITTING THIS SCRUB) AND
ANTHONAI (NO WRITTING THIS SCRUB)
Monday, May 16, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2223
WHEN : 18th May 11 REHASH
HARES:ALUMINIUM COCK 019-7506367/ORANG MINYAK 019-7550102
WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS
HOW: Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road. Drive on and turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH
signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.
Run No: 2223 Venue: Taman Impian Emas Date: 18.5.11
Hares: Aluminium Cock/Orang Minyak
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The very heavy downpour before the run caused massive congestion along the major arteries and a near gridlock along Pasir Gudang highway.So, by turning into Mt. Austin from Kota Tinggi road, and thence heading towards Taman Daya, Bandar Dato Onn and emerging onto the N/S highway sliced my travelling time quite significantly. The runsite was somewhat dry. Perhaps the rain stopped much much earlier here.
There was a marked increase in attendance today, noticeably augmented by the presence of Aluminium Cock's buddies who would have been MATT (missing all the time). There was also a good turnout from the guys and gals from Kulai, Scudai and Gunong Pulai chapters. We were flagged off into the park grounds at one minute past six. The run which many resolute hashmen look forward to each week, too providing a good sweat and getting the adrenalin pumping into over-drive, turned out to be an anti-climax.
Awaiting them was a frustatingly short run. A trail in the form of an arc of a semi-circle near the vicinity of the Singapore P.U.B.. This short run was the result of some unforeseen confusion over the availability of the co-hares (we were led to believe). The common practice among friends in the J.B. hash is to show gratitude to any helpers by gathering and partaking of, preferably, Bak Kut Teh in a group.Anyway, amidst the bustle of today's run a hero emerged out of the blue in the lumbering form of Lansi. His beloved life partner, while attempting to ford a stream, was suddenly pushed down-stream by the swift-flowing waters.
Like a knight in shining armour, he grabbed an Indonesian worker's bicycle nearby, jumped on and rode after his damsel in distress. This heroic episode deserves a citation for bravery. The FRBs hit home in about 25 minutes. A few were f.......ng the hares for botching up the run . Wonder Woman had the foresight not to complain but to continue her own run after checking in. A group of SCBs led by Mongol checked in within an hour, covering a greater distance than the actual trail.
Likewise there was plenty of action at the circle. The hash whip Handsome with his keen eyes on wrongdoers was happily whipping away.There was no dearth of eager floor-takers, such as Moh Mun Tai, Ah Ngor and Pang Leo, all taking turns to liven things up a notch. Two would-be members had their applications approved and were given the hash names Kotek and Tai Yi Mah. Postie received his 1300th run pewter horse and Aluminium his 200th run mug.
Congratulations to all of them.
Nearly 70 ravenous hashers gathered round seven tables at restaurant 63, Taman Impian Emas for the on on. The generous hares provided free beers and at the end of the evening it was FOC for the excellent fare.
Terima kasih banyak banyak or thank you many many to the hares for an unforgettable evening. Thank you also for a sweet and amazingly short run. Variety is the spice of life. No? See Ya!
MOSES AND CUCI ( OUR RUN NEXT WEEK )
HARES:ALUMINIUM COCK 019-7506367/ORANG MINYAK 019-7550102
WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS
HOW: Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road. Drive on and turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH
signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.
Run No: 2223 Venue: Taman Impian Emas Date: 18.5.11
Hares: Aluminium Cock/Orang Minyak
______________________________________________________________________________________
The very heavy downpour before the run caused massive congestion along the major arteries and a near gridlock along Pasir Gudang highway.So, by turning into Mt. Austin from Kota Tinggi road, and thence heading towards Taman Daya, Bandar Dato Onn and emerging onto the N/S highway sliced my travelling time quite significantly. The runsite was somewhat dry. Perhaps the rain stopped much much earlier here.
There was a marked increase in attendance today, noticeably augmented by the presence of Aluminium Cock's buddies who would have been MATT (missing all the time). There was also a good turnout from the guys and gals from Kulai, Scudai and Gunong Pulai chapters. We were flagged off into the park grounds at one minute past six. The run which many resolute hashmen look forward to each week, too providing a good sweat and getting the adrenalin pumping into over-drive, turned out to be an anti-climax.
Awaiting them was a frustatingly short run. A trail in the form of an arc of a semi-circle near the vicinity of the Singapore P.U.B.. This short run was the result of some unforeseen confusion over the availability of the co-hares (we were led to believe). The common practice among friends in the J.B. hash is to show gratitude to any helpers by gathering and partaking of, preferably, Bak Kut Teh in a group.Anyway, amidst the bustle of today's run a hero emerged out of the blue in the lumbering form of Lansi. His beloved life partner, while attempting to ford a stream, was suddenly pushed down-stream by the swift-flowing waters.
Like a knight in shining armour, he grabbed an Indonesian worker's bicycle nearby, jumped on and rode after his damsel in distress. This heroic episode deserves a citation for bravery. The FRBs hit home in about 25 minutes. A few were f.......ng the hares for botching up the run . Wonder Woman had the foresight not to complain but to continue her own run after checking in. A group of SCBs led by Mongol checked in within an hour, covering a greater distance than the actual trail.
Likewise there was plenty of action at the circle. The hash whip Handsome with his keen eyes on wrongdoers was happily whipping away.There was no dearth of eager floor-takers, such as Moh Mun Tai, Ah Ngor and Pang Leo, all taking turns to liven things up a notch. Two would-be members had their applications approved and were given the hash names Kotek and Tai Yi Mah. Postie received his 1300th run pewter horse and Aluminium his 200th run mug.
Congratulations to all of them.
Nearly 70 ravenous hashers gathered round seven tables at restaurant 63, Taman Impian Emas for the on on. The generous hares provided free beers and at the end of the evening it was FOC for the excellent fare.
Terima kasih banyak banyak or thank you many many to the hares for an unforgettable evening. Thank you also for a sweet and amazingly short run. Variety is the spice of life. No? See Ya!
MOSES AND CUCI ( OUR RUN NEXT WEEK )
Monday, May 9, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2222
RUN NO: 2222
DATE: 11th May 11
HARES :DO RE MI 019-7518049/TONGKAT ALI 019-7547766
RUNSITE: ULU TIRAM WATER TANK
HOW: Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field search for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end
RUN NO.2222
VENUE: ULU TIRAMWATER TANK
DATE: 11.5.11
HARES: DO RE MI / TONGKAT ALI
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Driving towards the run-site rain clouds gathered above, threatening to pour down onto a parched landscape.
I found myself instinctively humming the children's evergreen tune we learned during our primary school days.
"Rain rain go away, come again some other day." Have I got my lyrics correct? Fortunately it held and the evening went about its business without hitch.
As of late I believe there has been a noticibly decrease in attendance for the past two or three weeks. Did the absentees popped over to Woodlands to attend the recent Singapore el ection rallies? No I think not. Just a cheeky conjecture on my part.
Run called at 6.00pm as usual. Left from the exit road and into familiar territory. Before long three groups of hashers went their separate ways. The diligent paper followers, the SCBs and the (enough lah) u-turn or back trackers. That's about all I can scribe on the evening as I belong to the third group as I trotted back to the run-site.
Menu at the run-site : Poh Piah, Mee Siam and watermelons. Thank you for getting me half-filled before the dinner. Maharajah then arrived and checked in. You must give him credit for he never fail to start his run even when he arrives late. As for the rest of the evening I don't know what transpired as I washed up and left to attend a meeting. You have to ask the others.
Thank you hares and cohares. On On!
A.C. AND O.M.
DATE: 11th May 11
HARES :DO RE MI 019-7518049/TONGKAT ALI 019-7547766
RUNSITE: ULU TIRAM WATER TANK
HOW: Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field search for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end
RUN NO.2222
VENUE: ULU TIRAMWATER TANK
DATE: 11.5.11
HARES: DO RE MI / TONGKAT ALI
______________________________________________________________________________
Driving towards the run-site rain clouds gathered above, threatening to pour down onto a parched landscape.
I found myself instinctively humming the children's evergreen tune we learned during our primary school days.
"Rain rain go away, come again some other day." Have I got my lyrics correct? Fortunately it held and the evening went about its business without hitch.
As of late I believe there has been a noticibly decrease in attendance for the past two or three weeks. Did the absentees popped over to Woodlands to attend the recent Singapore el ection rallies? No I think not. Just a cheeky conjecture on my part.
Run called at 6.00pm as usual. Left from the exit road and into familiar territory. Before long three groups of hashers went their separate ways. The diligent paper followers, the SCBs and the (enough lah) u-turn or back trackers. That's about all I can scribe on the evening as I belong to the third group as I trotted back to the run-site.
Menu at the run-site : Poh Piah, Mee Siam and watermelons. Thank you for getting me half-filled before the dinner. Maharajah then arrived and checked in. You must give him credit for he never fail to start his run even when he arrives late. As for the rest of the evening I don't know what transpired as I washed up and left to attend a meeting. You have to ask the others.
Thank you hares and cohares. On On!
A.C. AND O.M.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2221
RUN NO: 2221
WHEN:04th May 11
HARES:YOGI/POSTIE 012-7674596
WHERE:TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN PLENTONG(AH POOI’S FACTORY)
HOW: Take Old Masai Road, go straight. Turn left at the Old folk’s home into Taman Perindustrian Plentong, go straight until the end. Look for HHH signs.
WHEN:04th May 11
HARES:YOGI/POSTIE 012-7674596
WHERE:TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN PLENTONG(AH POOI’S FACTORY)
HOW: Take Old Masai Road, go straight. Turn left at the Old folk’s home into Taman Perindustrian Plentong, go straight until the end. Look for HHH signs.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2220
RUN NO: 2220
WHEN:27th April 11
HARES:LANSI 016-7022129/TAN GEOK SIEW
WHERE: TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN BERJAYA
HOW: From North-South Highway,take Kempas exit & head towards Seelong. Drive Past Starhill Golf Resort & look for HHH signs on your left.
Run No : 2220
Date : 27-04-2011
Hares : Lansi & Tan Geok Siew
Arriving as early as 5pm at the run-site I noticed the rattan ball game was already in full swing. The participants were practising hard in case the game will be voted in as an Olympic sports.So engrossed were they that they were quite oblivious of the goings-on around them. Would they have noticed if an elephant were to saunter past them? Em! I wonder! If there is a nation-wide contest for hashes, why JB hash would knock the day-light out of the others. The vacant square patch behind the row of shops was wonderfully cleared by our hare Lansi(so I was told) to be used for the circle. What a brilliant idea!.
The run started with Lansi briefing us that it’s not a long run with four checks.”But
please don’t short cut lah,” he hollered. Straight down towards the end of the well-paved
road with the new factories on the left and empty plots of land on the right.Now, this is where the run-site ought to be located in the first place.The road is long and wide enough to accommodate a few dozen cars and it runs parallel to the side perimeter of the factories and
not their frontage which means away from prying eyes. Can future hares please take note? The trail took a left along the road and then into the interior. A group of SCBs comprising Terko Liang, Curly, Mean See and Mongol tailed back towards us and mumbled something like “the papers led to an escarpment further in and its too precarious for us to continue.” By the way Mongol is now a full-fledged member of the SCB club. Welcome, sir! Unlike the FRBs , we SCBs occasionally stop to appreciate nature and smell the flowers.
Back at the beer-wagon there were plentiful finger food offered, Yong tau foo and two varieties of chai kuay and water melons.At the circle it seems to me that Handsome relishes performing as the hash whip and seems tailor-made for it. An array of batangs and chee bais were displayed on ice and whipped for various wrong-doings. The hares and co-hares for consuming Heineken instead of our official Carlsberg.Pang Leo and Kimchi for arguing over finger-foods. Hey ladies, please grow up.
We adjourned to Restaurant 63 for our hash grub. Sumptuous dishes and three bottles of
Carlsberg were proffered and all Foc. Thank you, Lansi and Tan Geok Siew for an unforgettable evening. See ya all next Wednesday!
Across the causeway and across the seas.
WHEN:27th April 11
HARES:LANSI 016-7022129/TAN GEOK SIEW
WHERE: TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN BERJAYA
HOW: From North-South Highway,take Kempas exit & head towards Seelong. Drive Past Starhill Golf Resort & look for HHH signs on your left.
Run No : 2220
Date : 27-04-2011
Hares : Lansi & Tan Geok Siew
Arriving as early as 5pm at the run-site I noticed the rattan ball game was already in full swing. The participants were practising hard in case the game will be voted in as an Olympic sports.So engrossed were they that they were quite oblivious of the goings-on around them. Would they have noticed if an elephant were to saunter past them? Em! I wonder! If there is a nation-wide contest for hashes, why JB hash would knock the day-light out of the others. The vacant square patch behind the row of shops was wonderfully cleared by our hare Lansi(so I was told) to be used for the circle. What a brilliant idea!.
The run started with Lansi briefing us that it’s not a long run with four checks.”But
please don’t short cut lah,” he hollered. Straight down towards the end of the well-paved
road with the new factories on the left and empty plots of land on the right.Now, this is where the run-site ought to be located in the first place.The road is long and wide enough to accommodate a few dozen cars and it runs parallel to the side perimeter of the factories and
not their frontage which means away from prying eyes. Can future hares please take note? The trail took a left along the road and then into the interior. A group of SCBs comprising Terko Liang, Curly, Mean See and Mongol tailed back towards us and mumbled something like “the papers led to an escarpment further in and its too precarious for us to continue.” By the way Mongol is now a full-fledged member of the SCB club. Welcome, sir! Unlike the FRBs , we SCBs occasionally stop to appreciate nature and smell the flowers.
Back at the beer-wagon there were plentiful finger food offered, Yong tau foo and two varieties of chai kuay and water melons.At the circle it seems to me that Handsome relishes performing as the hash whip and seems tailor-made for it. An array of batangs and chee bais were displayed on ice and whipped for various wrong-doings. The hares and co-hares for consuming Heineken instead of our official Carlsberg.Pang Leo and Kimchi for arguing over finger-foods. Hey ladies, please grow up.
We adjourned to Restaurant 63 for our hash grub. Sumptuous dishes and three bottles of
Carlsberg were proffered and all Foc. Thank you, Lansi and Tan Geok Siew for an unforgettable evening. See ya all next Wednesday!
Across the causeway and across the seas.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
SEXY PUB CRAWL & SONGKRAN RUN
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| Org Utan 14.4.2011 |
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| Chipetman |
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| Rasputin |
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2219
RUN NO: 2215
WHEN: 20th April 11
HARES: Coca-Cola & Chai Kow
WHERE: SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit at Seri Alam.Keep left and follow the road towards Christine Golf Club.Look for HHH signs.
Run No : 2219 20th April 2011
Hares: Chai Kow and Coca Cola
If you mention Seri Alam, its second nature that these low IQ hash men will drive to the horse riding school. These days, this site has become a construction site, trampled with dirt laden Lorries disrupting our circle. So, the hares made a last minute decision and moved over to the KL University. Yes, a decision not enforced with hash sign thus leaving the whole herd at the riding school hunting high and low for the hares.
Seeing that the runsite was empty, Chai Kow woke up from sleep walking and drove to the horse riding to lead the convoy over.
The Co hares contract was awarded to Ithcy Kang and his gang. Yogi, back from Australia, was so eager to trod along that he will do it for a hot meal and blanket. This old fart will practically dangle along with any co hare in any chapter. The trail today was a close copy of the previous run here ( aka Itchy Kang’s run)
with more rubber estate. First check was in a palm oil plantation, it was a circular check. As we know this area so well, it was easily broken by Phua Cho Kai. This chap is one hell of a fast runner and also has age to his advantage. The trail went on the high tension pylons and this was where second check was. This wase more tricky as the FRBs were expecting a right direction towards home whereas the actual trail was on the left. Phua Cho Kai checked too far ahead and ran back commenting that he hit home trail. Wonder Woman and team (aka G string, Cuci Jamban) found the trail. From here, its all rubber estate territory. Full of mosquitoes, unevern terrains with dangling roots ever eager to snatch your ankles. To add salt to injury, the rain soiled the run paper and made it hard to find. Kiasu Kong Siew while trying to keep up with the
pack, lost track of the trail and almost got lost. His comment later was ‘ I was so scared inside there alone and when I could not see paper, I tracked back and saw Arse Hole who finally led me out.’
Third check must be easy since by the time I arrived, it was already broken. My guess is that our Kwai Low Moh Mun Tai must have broken it because he was one of the first to arrive home and I could sense he was bragging about it. Many FRBs were thrown off trail. Phua Cho Kai, Wonder Woman, Iron Man got out later than usual. The home trail was also littered with SCBs led by Ah Yo Yo, Money Khoo and Botak Yeng.
We had to hold the circle on the dirt patch since we can’t hold it on the road and block traffic. Old and grumpy Sex Can complained that it was too far to walk to the beer wagon. His complained was finally drowned by cheers of five crates of free beer. The circle buzzed on as usual with the mentioned of the oncoming Gua Musang trip and the Singapore Thirsdae anniversary run.JBHHH signed up a bus load for the later event.
For ON ON, we had to drive down to Johor Jaya. By the time food was served, it was almost close to 10pm. But with good hash spirit, nothing can take the joy out of us especially on a Wednesday with a song that goes ‘…if you never get Fxxx on a Wednesday night, you never get Fxxxed at all……ON ON
SiBeh Lansi
Monday, April 11, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2218
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| From Cola |
DATE : 13th April 11
HARES: MAHARAJA 019- 7256060/SCREWDRIVER 019- 7719690
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs
JBHHH RUN No. 2218 (13-04-2011)THE SENIOR CITIZENS¡¯ EVENING WALK
The haring duo MAHARAJAH and SCREWDRIVER are the two senior-most members of
our Hash with a combined age of more than 130! Coupled with the co-hares, our imported
senior Aussie YOGI BEAR and the ¡®now-back-in-service¡¯ AJINOMOTO, it was indeed a
geriatric affair! The run-site at the arse-end of PELANGI INDAH is a familiar ground and
not much was expected from this oft-trodden terrain. BABA JAMES @ SCREWDRIVER
was there very early to do his duty taking the roll-call and broadcasting (don¡¯t forget, he
used to work in the BBC!) his oldies; that¡¯s about all he did, I suppose!
The run started with a stroll towards the pipeline and onto the foothills of the lofty peaks in
the background; Mongol led his tribe on a canter on the lower route to the posterior of
Puteri Park and teased the paper-adherents as they came down on the craggy path near the
quarry. At the wide gravel road paper took an abrupt left turn heading due south. Halfway
along this pebbled path the trail veered right into the thicket; this was the substance of the
run. All three checks within I was told was ferreted out by IRONMAN with the young Phua
Chu Kang (not from Singapore, but from Kulai) giving him a run for his money! In fact this
sturdy young athlete was the first to romp home in just under the hour. The home-trail
predictably came back via the new houses of JP PERDANA and then on to the silvery pipe.
The FROPs thought it was a stroll, the MROPs surmised it was just about sufficient to work
up a good thirst for the beer while the SCBs thought? Well, these bastards have no right to
venture an opinion!
Back at the beer-wagon, Screwdriver brought a pot of cereal broth courtesy of his wife
Lena, who was once our very active and vociferous ex-Harriet!; there was also a box of
mee-siam to make sure that we fill our tummies so that we eat less at the On-On!
The Circle started of course with the boring rendition (and vulgar gesticulation) of the
Swing Low and was followed by LSB belting out two hash hymns which the bemused
crowd wasn¡¯t very amused and didn¡¯t comprehend! After the Hare and the co-hares¡¯
mandatory ice-sittings and some brief commercials, the WHIP rolled into action and he
was, as in every week, the prima donna of the evening! This stand-up comic should be in
Hollywood! His antics and his hilarious impromptu translation (for the sake of Hokkiens
like Moh Mun Thai) were too bombastic for the plebeian crowd! PANG JEO took the floor
and iced a few of the naughty men who tried to get fresh with her! The scorn of a woman!
KIM-CHI proved to be a popular choice for the block and the poor gal sat until the deep
freeze almost infibulated her two-piece treasure trove!
The On-On at SAN-LOW in Taman Gaya was very well-attended and we monopolised the
whole eatery! This very hash-friendly restaurant was able to churn up some good grub and
is definitely worth our patronising; 10 per head were collected and there were more grub
and booze than the greediest glutton can consume or imbibe! KAMSIAH BABA! NANDI
MAHARAJAH!
AZAGAANA
Monday, April 4, 2011
Kojak Hash House Harriers
JBH3 BULLDOZER /KULAI H3 SOH BIG & KOJAK HASH TONGKAT ALI JOINT RUN Hare : Tongkat Ali + Soh Big = Strong Run. Date : 8th April 2011. Time : 6pm. Place : Impian Emas Chinese School. Damage : RM 20 for food and drinks all night.
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| Bulldozer |
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2217
RUN NO: 2217
WHEN: 06th April 11
HARES: LONG COCK 019-7793545/MONEY KHOO 019-7784215
WHERE: ULU TIRAM WATER TANK HOW: Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field search for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end
Run No : 2216 30th Mar 2011
Hares: Shit Arse and Arse Hold
Runsite:
1. Taman Impian Emas
2. Easy to find , Good to Park, No one cannot find.
3. Hares and co Hares ie Flinstone, Siang Mabuk, Flower Crab, Ken(new member) already half mabuk on runsite when everybody arrived.
4. Good weather, no rain today. Sepak Takraw team still kicking.
5. Teh Kaya, Jambu from Skudai HHH came. Michael and Alicia from PJHHH also came. Chai Sim from Muar Phoenix HHH also came. Attendance was very good, around 80 people
Run:
1. New Trail, starts from the park and run through paintball area.
2. Railway crossing very steep.
3. Three Checks. First check easy, found by Teh Kaya. A bit of shaggy river crossing here. The pack was together.
4. Second check was in an open area, no visible trails. A fanning out approach was carried out and Anti Climax found the check.
5. Now its all highway run behind the PUB area, nice paved road through some kampongs running through people’s frontyard. I remember Wonder Woman’s comment of ‘highway run’.
6. Third check was a back check, front runners caught off guard but still our Iron Man caught up and raced home.
Circle:
1. Handsome took the floor again. Still earmarked for the whip.
2. The new visitors from other chapters were given an on down.
3. Many were punished for various offence, after a few beers, I cannot remember.
ON ON ON
1. Makan at 63 restaurant.
2. Hares generously provided 2 bottles per table.
3. Food was sumptuous and also Carlsberg is the cheapest here at RM12.
4. Six tables strong. 5. Beer drinking was heavier because of visitors. Even without, we are still heavy.
Thanks to the Hares for a good Wednesday as usual…. ON ON Teochew Pui Kia
WHEN: 06th April 11
HARES: LONG COCK 019-7793545/MONEY KHOO 019-7784215
WHERE: ULU TIRAM WATER TANK HOW: Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field search for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end
Run No : 2216 30th Mar 2011
Hares: Shit Arse and Arse Hold
Runsite:
1. Taman Impian Emas
2. Easy to find , Good to Park, No one cannot find.
3. Hares and co Hares ie Flinstone, Siang Mabuk, Flower Crab, Ken(new member) already half mabuk on runsite when everybody arrived.
4. Good weather, no rain today. Sepak Takraw team still kicking.
5. Teh Kaya, Jambu from Skudai HHH came. Michael and Alicia from PJHHH also came. Chai Sim from Muar Phoenix HHH also came. Attendance was very good, around 80 people
Run:
1. New Trail, starts from the park and run through paintball area.
2. Railway crossing very steep.
3. Three Checks. First check easy, found by Teh Kaya. A bit of shaggy river crossing here. The pack was together.
4. Second check was in an open area, no visible trails. A fanning out approach was carried out and Anti Climax found the check.
5. Now its all highway run behind the PUB area, nice paved road through some kampongs running through people’s frontyard. I remember Wonder Woman’s comment of ‘highway run’.
6. Third check was a back check, front runners caught off guard but still our Iron Man caught up and raced home.
Circle:
1. Handsome took the floor again. Still earmarked for the whip.
2. The new visitors from other chapters were given an on down.
3. Many were punished for various offence, after a few beers, I cannot remember.
ON ON ON
1. Makan at 63 restaurant.
2. Hares generously provided 2 bottles per table.
3. Food was sumptuous and also Carlsberg is the cheapest here at RM12.
4. Six tables strong. 5. Beer drinking was heavier because of visitors. Even without, we are still heavy.
Thanks to the Hares for a good Wednesday as usual…. ON ON Teochew Pui Kia
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2216
RUN NO: 2216
WHEN:30th Mac 2011
HARES:ARSE HOLE 016-7227188/SHIT ARSE 019-7714146
WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS HOW: Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road. Drive on and turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2215
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| From Cola |
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| From Cola |
RUN NO: 2215
WHEN: 22rd Mac 2011
HARES: WOBBLY 016-7392126/ZHU MI CHON 019-7705679
WHERE: SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, look for hash signs
Run No: 2215 23rd March 2011
Hares: Cummi Chong and Wobbly Dick
This is probably going to be the last time we set foot on this runsite at Seri Alam Horse Riding. The once lowly trampled four lanes road is now stampeded by construction lorries and disgruntled land owners who are so excited about us parking up their space and blocking traffic. The Hares had to double in as traffic
wardens to usher in the low IQ hashmen, who are made worse when they are behind the wheel These rodents seem to like to park their vehicle to occupy the nooks and cranny that we left behind to let traffic through. Oh, what am I saying, you wouldn’t be in Hash if you had high IQ anyway. So, we are all part of
this happy family. No matter how you want to outshine in this pack , you are still either the scum in the scumbag or the shit in the shit pile.
The run got off to a good start at 6pm with one of the hares warning of a lot of false trails, a sign of discontentment that his partner had been the guilty one. First check was at the power line and it was a big decision time as this is the point where the trail would make it clockwise or anti clockwise. It was neither
and FRB Phua Cho Kai was so happy that it was straight ahead. This is now rubber estate aka mosquito territory. Either you outrun them or you will run out of blood. Second check was a double check and took a visit to an illegal Indonesian fraternity equipped with their own architectural design, food supplies, live stocks and environmental services ie toilet. The whole idea of a double check here, one before this village and one just after is for our hashmen to savor their privileged lifestyle which they have all taken for granted.
The running trail now takes through some bushy areas. It wasn’t all running on estate road, it cuts back in and out into unknown territory and event through some stream crossings. The ones with the clean shoes obviously did not make it through the full run. Third check was in an open quarry and in no time Uncle Woon broke it with his little sense of direction but mostly kiasuism. . This run actually went anti clockwise around the construction area for the new MARA.
The circle became a rectangle because of the limited space. Handsome took to the floor, earmarked for the role of hash whip that he will finally take over from our Jack Arse who had raised both hands in surrender.
Now I shouldn’t be complaining , listening to an old broken radio over and over again is definitely not inspiring to the senses. We are suffering the same fate of our nation. The talented and the gifted have already migrated to greener pastures, abandoning the jar with the lowest level ‘well connected’ like layer of
silt. With a few dollars in their pockets and a lowly exposed ‘ mountain tortoise’ mentality, the jar is their world.
The food alas was the antidote. With the ever happy and generous boss of Foo Too joining in the beer binging, what else can I say….. Thanks to the hares for the good fuck up…. Shall I say this is good hash language ?
ON ON
Shit Arse and Arse Hole
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