Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2216

Arse Hole




RUN NO: 2216

WHEN:30th Mac 2011

HARES:ARSE HOLE 016-7227188/SHIT ARSE 019-7714146

WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS HOW: Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road. Drive on and turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2211

Itchy Kang

Very Good

RUN NO: 2211

WHEN: 23rd Feb 11
HARES: ITCHY KANG 016-7783106/VERY GOOD 012-7890760
WHERE: UNIVERSITI KUALA LUMPUR, SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, go past the horse riding school, lookout for hash signs to turn left.

HARE : ITCHYT KANG & VERY GOOD
DATE : 23RD, FEB, 2011
VENUE : UNIVERSITY KUALA LUMPUR, SRI ALAM
ITCHY AND VERY GOOD RUN
On the way to the run side a lot of places rain heavy and caused the traffic jam. It was a new run side with new roads and a few lots of new buildings for University and quarters. When we reached the destination its no rain at all, I think the hares had sembayang kuat at the place.
Estimated about 50 members attend due to the Chengeh Festival in Johor Bahru town area. It was a yearly Chinese grant cerebration and organized over 100 years ago by the Old Temple of Johor.
A few Sepak Takraw kaki playing at the empty space. As usual the hare marking for attendant, Coca Cola busy around for collection of Johor Joint run.
On!On! was shouted and briefing by the hare for a 9+KM trail and ??? how many checks. Toward the quarry it has a very beautiful pond with Navy Blue colour of water and rockery as a background. Estimate deepness by 20 stories of water level.
It was a rabbit trail commence by Moh Mun Tai, its turn around the rubber estate and along the Kong Kong Reservoir. All checks were easily to break by the front runners. We backed to run side at about 7.35pm, consider a long run for us.
Plenty of Ang Ku Kuih with sweet and salty favour, Soon kuih, Banana cake and dragon fruits to fill the hungry hashers.
Circle start slightly late at 8.15pm due to long high way runs. As usual the Swing Low was song and almost 80% of members to sentenced with iced chair. Tonight a bit special , we had appointed 3 Ministry whip—Flinston,Moh Mun Tai and Soh Big to replaced absentee of Whip and Acting whip. Without the paper cups all the offenders were served with full tin of beer.
Congratulation to two members had achieved their runs. Very Good 700 Runs and Sex Can 200 Runs.
On on slightly far away from run side at Restaurant Muar ,Johor Jaya. 5 tables had occupy with the famous Asam Fish and delicious dishes were served. The generous hares free 2 bottles of beer to each table to brighten the night.
Lastly, thank you very much to hares and co-hares for good run, good food and good drinks.
Good Night , Bye Bye!!!
Ice Cream

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2207

From Cola

RUN NO: 2207

DATE: 26th Jan 2011
HARES : SOH BIG 019- 7543330/BULLDOZER 019-7116621
RUNSITE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2206

From Cola

From Cola

RUN NO: 2206
WHEN: 19th Jan 11
HARES: LAT BUMPER 012-7270258/SIANG SIANG MABOK 019-7776613
WHERE: SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit at Seri Alam.Keep left and follow the road towards
Christine Golf Club.Look for HHH signs.

From Soh Big

JBH3 CHRISTMAS RUN

From Cola

RUN NO: 2205
WHEN: 12th Jan 11
HARES: ITCHY KANG 016-7783106/JACK ASS 012-7232935(CHRISTMAS RUN)
WHERE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.

Chrismas run

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2204

RUN NO: 2204
WHEN: 05th Jan 11
HARES: AH YO YO 012-7853111/2 IN 1 012- 7708535
WHERE: ULU TIRAM WATER TANK
HOW: Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi Road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field search for HHH signs & turn right.Go all the way straight till the end.

RUN NO. 2204 DATE: 5-1-11
HARES: AH YO YO N 2 IN 1
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Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank. Good runsite. Ample running area.
Weather : Good for hashing.
Turn-out : Good turn-out with many guests and ex-JB members such as Baby Shiaw and Wah Chai. Welcome, welcome!
Run : Fairly long. Hashers returning in staggering times.
Circle : As mentioned in previous scribes-nothing new. Singing of signature hash song,announcements made, punishments meeted out, gigglings
from the lau char bor's corner and cacophony of noises from
Mongol's corner. That's about all.
On On : At Johor Jaya next to shell station. Great food, free beer and it's
FOC. Thanks to the hares.
This is a short and simple scribe. Why? Very few would read it. The
rest? It's greek. On On!
Itchy Kang and Jack Ass

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2203

Run No : 2203 Venue : Taman Pelangi Indah

Hares : Baba Chong Teck Siang / Mama
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Oh gosh, it's Pelangi Indah yet again
This is getting incredibly insane

It's getting into my wits
The choice was downright stupid

Isn't there a better place to run?
And have our weekly dose of fun

Look yonder and scour around
A virgin site will surely be found

Baba and Mama were the hares
"Bad choice? Ugh, who really cares"

At 6.00pm came the on-on sound
Ironman shot off like a hound

The terrain was ever so familiar
How can one get lost oh dear

Monkey hill nearby has been flattened
Short of space to run at every turn

Thousands of footprints have been left behind
Whose but yours and yours and mine

The PUB pipeline is a good marker
If you lose your way you must be a sucker

Traversing up hills and down the valleys?
Alas, the land has been shorn of its beauty

Back home the hares offered mee-siam
To keep any complainants "diam"

Circle was the usual mundane affair
Sad to say there ain't much flair

Just going through the motions
Without trying new innovations

At the end we had a good meal
For RM10-00 it was a steal

Have we seen the last of Pelangi Indah?
Don't ever bet your last dollar lah!

AH YO YO AND 2 IN 1

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2202

RUN NO: 2202
WHEN: 22nd Dec 10
HARES: SOH ASS 018-7911111/LAW CHEE 016-7847426
WHERE: PONTIAN ROAD
HOW: Take J.B. – K.L. road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian Road, pass Taman Universiti or take North-south highway, after Kempas toll,exit at Skudai and turn right into Pontian road.Look for HHH signs.

JBHHH # 2202 (22-12-2010)
THE WINTER SOLSTICE RUN WITHOUT A PROPER END
The run-site was at the soggy compounds of a remote fane (福德宫) along the Pontian Road; for most of us, this is a new run-site and many missed the hidden ingress to the temple temenos even after the industrious Hares put up banners and signs way before the point; that goes to show hashers are bloody blind drivers that need re-tests!
Due to the Winter Solstice Festival (Dongzhi-冬至), the turnout was not expected to be large; but the reputation of the Hares, SOH ARSE (臀疮) and his fellow front-runner LAU-CHI (老妓) still attracted a sizable attendance. Some of the early-arrivals went straight to the altar to seek divine inspiration and mostly to beg for propitious numbers! Our Empat-ekor Towkay Handsome Law (寒酸佬) was doing a roaring business! This isolated fane now has a neighbouring Hindu Kovil and many like Dongfanghong(东方红 ) and Kimchi (金姬)were very wary and respectful not to park their jalopies in unsanctified positions lest they be accursed!
The run started innocuously behind the temple toilet; perhaps to indicate that it was going to be a shit of a run! The trail led us left into the rubber and after brief sojourn on the tapper’s track we came to the tarmac which is the road to the Orchid Valley. Paper then turned right onto the lallang-patch and veered diagonally at 11 o’clock. There were suppose to be three checks; but due to the confusion created by the many contingents of SCBs, the front-runners went helter-skelter at the Third Check; even with the chaperoning of the sweeping co-hare FLINTSTONE (火石)! Either he was doing a lousy job or the FROPs were very keh-khiang! The run really disintegrated into a snafu at this blighted third check and as the FROPs met with the many coteries of meddlesome SCBs, the co-hare persisted on leading the full-trailers back to the righteous path which some of them did; the rest just followed the sounds of Bulldozer’s (推土机) horn and negotiated a ravine and stroll home via the palm estate. A group wandered as far as the new prison and was thwarted by the high walls and the impenetrable jungles! What do you expect of the precinct of a prison? Even with the guidance of the co-hares the finishers came home well benighted; after all it was Winter Solstice, the day with the shortest daylight hours.
The hares bribed us with packets of nasi lemak and plenty of kuehs, including a big pot of Tangyuan soup to mark the festival and soon all the foibles and fumbles were sweetened in the dumpling consomme! The on-site speakers were blaring away with Christmas songs before the Circle; and after our ritual ablutions, our sweet GM-冰淇淋 called the circle to order with the warbling of Swing Low followed by a further (and more atrocious) warbling of hash hymns by LSB （ 老实碧客); the GM complained that he has lost his gusto after his long absence and put him on ice because of this frivolous reason! The WHIP again went AWOL and HANDSOME took over as the acting Whip; in fact he proved to be more hilarious and witty than the original! But Flintstone quite correctly penalised him for conducting the Circle like an MCA convention; once again LSB was singled out for public pillory for certain offences which were trumped up by his many ‘friends’! Though many departed the circle for their home festival, the small circle, as last week’s scribe poignantly noted, was more quality than quantity.
The On-On was at this wayside eatery in Kangkar Pulai called CHOO LIN (竹林)and the small place was totally dominated by our four tables; but the glare of the local hoods were indeed very intimidating! Luckily, the boss Mr. Chew-邹先生 is a kingpin in the kampong. This warong-style eatery though a bit down-market, was surprisingly able to churn up some delectable dishes! And to wash down the high cholesterol there were copious amounts of Carlsberg and also a bottle of Chivas to add on to the merriment and boost further inebriation! And all that was later generously declared FOC by the Hares! A BIG KAMSIAH; ZHU NI DONGZHI BUBU GAOSHENG; SHENGDAN PING AN; XING NIAN KUAI-LE!
ZHONG DEXIANG+YU SHIMEI (钟德祥-俞十妹)

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2201

RUN NO: 2201
DATE: 15th Dec 2010
HARES : Boh Chia Chee 012-7070340 & Boh Chia Lan 012-7709191.
WHERE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.

Run No: 2202 15th Dec 2010
Hares: Bo Chia Lan and Bo Chia Chee
This is going to be a short and easy hash trash, reflective of this run that is as uninspiring as the effort to set a hash run nowadays. To start it off, the runsite itself is a no brainer. How to run at Desa Tebrau nowadays ??? There is hardly any running ground and to add salt injury, we have been running there and Pelangi Indah ( same running ground albeit different parking ground) many weeks in tandem. Talk about complacency that is contaminating JBHHH, apparently the oldest hash in the world. The irony with these old hash farts is that Alzheimer has already set in and you can make theyl believe that they are the best hash in the world. Okay, this is my last comment on the runsite.
So, what do you expect about the turn out ? As low and short as this trash is going to be. Low effort, low expectation runsite and so low turn out. A busload left after the run which left our circle with only about 50 weak versus our usual of 100 strong. The irony was that the circle was easier to handle and that commanded focus. With attention on the circle, there was upbeat attempt by hashers to take on the floor open section and that added spice to the whole whipping ritual. Think about it, would you prefer a quality small crowd or a big bunch of juveniles that you have to use the hailers to roar to.???.....hmmm. that reminds me, is JBHHH now full of quality or quantity ?
The co hare Itchy Kang puts in a lot of effort in setting a tricky check but since there is no area to run at all, go in any direction and you will finally find the trail. As it goes, hit the pipeline again and you will know the home trail. Put a few retarded on this run and they will probably lead you out too.
ON ON ON was at Johor Jaya, not a usual place but we know it as Bo Chia Lan’s restaurant. Suddenly, we have five tables strong due to last minute turnout of few non starters who came to ‘support’ their triad hash brothers. They have to sit together, drink together and eat together. Soon they will sleep together at brokeback mountain. I never understood the word ‘support’ in Hash, I always thought I come to hash to rejuvenate myself. As if God wanted to punish this decaying hash, it rained heavily as the last dish was served. Maybe the rain was also to wash away the rubbish that I have written above but then its up to you to look at the essence of reality or dwell in ignorance. Afterall, I talk to my pigs this way everyday when I wash and feed them and they still sell at a good price, otherwise, how do I afford my new BMW and Mercedes ……
ON ON ON
Sore Arse
(Pig Farming Specialist)

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2200

RUN NO: 2200
WHEN: 08th Dec 10
HARES: KCB 019-7704676/LA PAR HUA 019- 7704676
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2199

From Desktop

RUN NO: 2199
DATE: 1st Dec 2010
HARES : PINK PANTHER 012- 7792355/KHOR BEE HONG 016-7093018
WHERE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.

RUN NO: 2199 HARES: PINK PANTHER N KHOR BEE HONG
Run-site : Taman Desa Tebrau is one of three or four oft-selected venue for J.B. hash due
to its proximity to what I don't really know. There are myriads of run-sites dotted
everywhere for one to choose. Kong Kong is one. Therehasn't been a run there for a long
while. Yes its quite far and isolated I agree. But it would put a smug on Bulldog's face. No?
Pre-run : Hare Pink Panther has an ardent admirer in the form of sexy Dolly Parton No 1
who generously sponsored ang ku kway. A good number of members stole amorous glances
towards her and her larger than life boobs. The crowd size was nothing to crow
about.Slightly smaller than usual due to the school holidays. The missing ones are on
cruises and vacations.
The run : A few minutes after the flag-off it started to drizzle. You know the die-hards
would not be deterred, noteven by a downpour, what more a few drops of water. The slow
walkers and the short cutters made a u-turn and just made a few rounds at the park.
Someone overheard that it would be a short trail. But it was not to be. A number of runners
returned at around 7-30pm. Lesson learnt. Never never believe hashmen's talk. Its sort of a
second nature to them.
Circle : I am not going to write anything about the circle. Its the same stuff each week.
You have read it all the time. Hash whip or asst whip catches Tham Sook for icing. Later on
Tham Sook catches the whip in return. Next gm catches Handsome Lau. Handsome then
catches ex gm who then catches ex ex gm. It's cliche and mundane. Why couldn't they catch
those who seldom sit on ice so that they have a chance to drink the half plastic cup of free
beer? That would be variety I must say.
On on. : At Shin Jee Restaurant Taman Johor Jaya. Imust congratulate the hares for a good
selection of dishes. As always the hard drinkers created the most din and always the last to
leave. The social drinkers like me would prefer to take leave early. That is hashing lah. To
each his own. No imposing of will on anyone. Well thanks to Pink Panther and Khor Bee
Hong for an enjoyable evening. On On !
KCB and partner

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2198

RUN NO: 2198
WHEN: 24th Nov 10
HARES: INDOMEE 012-7100004 (DEEPAVALI RUN)
Members : RM30.00
Guests : RM50.00
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.


JBHHH RUN No. 2198 (24-11-2010)
THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS WITH A FOOD-GALORE!
The run-site was conveniently located at PELANGI INDAH to suit the OC INDOMEE who is the Penghulu of the Taman; this annual DEEPAVALI RUN was hosted by our 5 Hindu brothers (one Bayee included) and partly subsidised by our club and our levies. The initial slight drizzle drove many who had registered earlier to turn up late and the resultant effect was that the run started with a less-than-encouraging crowd, very unlike our usual horde of about hundred! After sheltering under the large marquee, the rain subsided for us to embark on our Deepavali stroll. Co-OC KANASAI gave us a briefing in Tamil which only Tongkat Ali understood! And off we went towards the pipeline.
The entire run was on very well-trodden and familiar terrain and MOH MUN THAI complained that the supposed three-check affair was reduced to two when our kiasu porcine Singaporean-guest BABI HUTAN stumbled onto the paper on the pipeline and truncated the trail substantially! The latter even had the audacity to brag that the run was no better that their Singapore Thirsdae pondan-trails! The start was through the derelict housing estate of JP PERDANA and then the paper took an abrupt turn over the stream, into the ubiquitous palms. The rest of the trail was a mundane wandering towards the quarry-end of the posterior of Puteri Park and rounding back over the craggy hinterland of the houses. The first finisher KAPILAN came back well within the hour; 80 % of the pack typically didn’t see any checks at all! Welcome to JBHHH!
The GM called the circle with the usual pendulous swinging ritual followed by the icing of our Hindu asses and followed by a brief announcement by the Inter-Sec and then followed by a promo from the GP GM about their upcoming celebration cum D n D. Mild pyrotechnics were lighted to illuminate the one-ring circus. However the substantial part of the Bollywood program was hijacked by Flintstone and his cohorts to delve into the goings-on at the Singapore Thirsdae D n D which proved to be too boring for the non-attendees to stomach! Perhaps next time such episodes should be given a quota at the circle! Not everyone was there! It is rather presumptuous that the trivial infractions of a few should interest the majority! Sanity was finally restored when Moh Mun Thai did a bit of prosecutions on the day’s offences; LSB and his G/F sat the longest as many of the former’s so-called comrades piled on his agony by amplifying and exaggerating his sins!
Due to the On-On being on-site, the Circle was prolonged until way past 9.20 before we broke up for the food-carnival! Indeed our Indian brethren did an excellent job! They compensated for the short run with a plenitude of victuals that can satiate an army! There were Fried Chicken and Porridge a’la Bochialan (GP) and dainty cakes a’la Kongkek followed by a vast array of Indian delicacies that included Roti Jala, Mamak mee-goreng, nasi kari, fried fish, mutton, veggies and endless sticks of satays! What a party it was! And to top it all a quality blue tee was given to commemorate the festival! Good show-lah bro! TO MAHARAJAH, INDOMEE, KANASAI, PAIMA, TODI-SAMY AND DISCO, NANDRI & SUKRIA!
A VERY SATISFIED AND GRATEFUL CHINAMAN

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2197

RUN NO: 2197
DATE: 17th Nov 2010
HARES : CHILLI PADI 019-7361600 & DAVID SEE019-7457158
WHERE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs. RUNSITE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU

JBHHH RUN No. 2198 (24-11-2010)
THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS WITH A FOOD-GALORE!
The run-site was conveniently located at PELANGI INDAH to suit the OC INDOMEE who is the Penghulu of the Taman; this annual DEEPAVALI RUN was hosted by our 5 Hindu brothers (one Bayee included) and partly subsidised by our club and our levies. The initial slight drizzle drove many who had registered earlier to turn up late and the resultant effect was that the run started with a less-than-encouraging crowd, very unlike our usual horde of about hundred! After sheltering under the large marquee, the rain subsided for us to embark on our Deepavali stroll. Co-OC KANASAI gave us a briefing in Tamil which only Tongkat Ali understood! And off we went towards the pipeline.
The entire run was on very well-trodden and familiar terrain and MOH MUN THAI complained that the supposed three-check affair was reduced to two when our kiasu porcine Singaporean-guest BABI HUTAN stumbled onto the paper on the pipeline and truncated the trail substantially! The latter even had the audacity to brag that the run was no better that their Singapore Thirsdae pondan-trails! The start was through the derelict housing estate of JP PERDANA and then the paper took an abrupt turn over the stream, into the ubiquitous palms. The rest of the trail was a mundane wandering towards the quarry-end of the posterior of Puteri Park and rounding back over the craggy hinterland of the houses. The first finisher KAPILAN came back well within the hour; 80 % of the pack typically didn’t see any checks at all! Welcome to JBHHH!
The GM called the circle with the usual pendulous swinging ritual followed by the icing of our Hindu asses and followed by a brief announcement by the Inter-Sec and then followed by a promo from the GP GM about their upcoming celebration cum D n D. Mild pyrotechnics were lighted to illuminate the one-ring circus. However the substantial part of the Bollywood program was hijacked by Flintstone and his cohorts to delve into the goings-on at the Singapore Thirsdae D n D which proved to be too boring for the non-attendees to stomach! Perhaps next time such episodes should be given a quota at the circle! Not everyone was there! It is rather presumptuous that the trivial infractions of a few should interest the majority! Sanity was finally restored when Moh Mun Thai did a bit of prosecutions on the day’s offences; LSB and his G/F sat the longest as many of the former’s so-called comrades piled on his agony by amplifying and exaggerating his sins!
Due to the On-On being on-site, the Circle was prolonged until way past 9.20 before we broke up for the food-carnival! Indeed our Indian brethren did an excellent job! They compensated for the short run with a plenitude of victuals that can satiate an army! There were Fried Chicken and Porridge a’la Bochialan (GP) and dainty cakes a’la Kongkek followed by a vast array of Indian delicacies that included Roti Jala, Mamak mee-goreng, nasi kari, fried fish, mutton, veggies and endless sticks of satays! What a party it was! And to top it all a quality blue tee was given to commemorate the festival! Good show-lah bro! TO MAHARAJAH, INDOMEE, KANASAI, PAIMA, TODI-SAMY AND DISCO, NANDRI & SUKRIA!
A VERY SATISFIED AND GRATEFUL CHINAMAN

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2196

Juicy

Tham Sook

RUN NO: 2196
WHEN: 10th Nov 2010
HARES: JUICY KAN 016-7731900/THAM SOOK 019-7936509
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2195

From Desktop

RUN NO: 2195
WHEN:03rd Nov 10
HARES:BIG BUM 016-7721448/NO CONDOM 019-7309200
WHERE: SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit at Seri Alam.Keep left and follow the road towards Octville Golf Club.Look for HHH signs.




It was fortunate that part of our romping grounds at Seri Alam with those decades-old abandoned rubber leading to the quarry has been literally unmolested by those rampaging bulldozers. This was where today's run started. Big Bum n No
Condom orchestrated the run with the help of foreign "talent" from Kulai hash who boasted of "giving hell to these JB bastards and see what they are made of". We welcomed back two ex-JB hashers, the towering King Kong and Ah Pooi whom many will remember his unconventional spitting prowess.


As usual the "antelopes" began to race away like the monsoon wind when the on on call was sounded. The trail led to the open quarry area with its ominous-looking mining pool, across some rocky terrain and into the rubber beyond where the tough segment awaited us. Marshes, hills and more hills, series of zigzags, mosquitoes, creepy crawlies and what have you. The SCBs were split into several sub-groups, each endeavouring to find their own way home. These days as more members join the rank of L.K.K. ( Lau Kok Kok ) and weak knees have taken over, the magic word is "short-cut." It has become the weekly norm. Some smart alecs have realized that they have under-utilized their intellect. They have ceased to be followers and undertake to lead others home by a different route. Needless to say, the quarry area is familiar to most of us and every Ahmad, Ah Chong and Muthu knows his or her way around.


First runners were back at around 7.00pm. Not a very long run, contrary to what the Kulai cohares promised to dish out. What an anticlimax I may add. The hares offered us mee siam to keep the hunger pangs at bay temporarily. Iron Man found an innovative way of ensuring the proper separation of trash. Three garbage bins placed side by side and marked "aluminium," "plastic" and the"rest." Yet inspite of this, one or two bongkangs still disposed of their trash into the wrong bin. Grow up man! You are a disgrace! Flintstone presided over the circle in the absence of Ice Cream who was away in Indonesia reporting on the eruption of Mt. Merapi. A few newcomers from Kulai together with King King and Ah Pooi were introduced to the crowd. Those put on ice for their misdemeanour were fucked, screwed and cut down to size to the accompaniment of hash tunes from Screwdriver James.


A sizable crowd descended on Foo Too restaurant for the on on. The dishes ordered were great stuff together with two
bottles of Carlsberg on the hares. The food was somewhat different from the normal Wednesday fare. Camaraderie was evident amongst members. Thus ended another great hashing evening. Kam Sia banyak banyak to Big Bum and No Condom. Next wednesday you guys and gals better come for our run, or else................... he he he.


THAMmy & JUICEy"

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2194

RUN NO: 2194
WHEN: 27th Oct 2010
HARES: MEAN SEE 016-7160414/SON OF A GUN 019-7714902
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.


JBHHH RUN No. 2193 (20-10-2010)
LAO FU-TZE CRAWLING WITH FLOWER-CRAB IN DESA TEBRAU
老夫子-花蟹-横爬 直不老山庄
This must be the duo’s virgin hymen-tear; and of all places they must choose the over-trodden, over-developed limited terrain of DESA TEBRAU! And why do they need such an army of co-hares to lay this fractious run? Or perhaps it was the multitude of co-hares that fragmented the run! The co-hares were of course the abovementioned pair’s cronies, headed by FLINTSTONE-火石 with the tagging gang of coolies comprising FALLEN BUMPER-掉保杆, ASSHOLE DAVID-大维肛门 & PANG SHIT-ARSE-放屎彭. It was an obvious case of too many cooks!
As the usual crowd of about a hundred congregated religiously for our weekly ritual, the Hares were visibly delighted that so many have turned up to grace their deflowering! The RUN started with an innocent hop across the dry drain near the quarry area on the right of the play-ground; how many checks there were defies the memory of this scribe; for, as usual I was walking and chatting with the geriatric group led by our patriarch Tongkat Ali-冻结阿里 and missed out all the main action. Suffice it to say that the run disintegrated very early into more than ten trails! This is our Hash’s disease! Even before the First Check, the SCBs, the lau-cha-bors, the walkers and the chatters all went their separate ways to chart out their own little trails! This phenomenon has now become a less-than-proud character of our hash! In any case the Hares did their best to shape a run, but it was the members who didn’t give them a chance; or perhaps it is also due to the familiarity of this oft-trodden area that breeds boredom. Only the likes of CCB-细细鼻, Anti-Climax-反高潮 and One Night Stand-一晚硬 endeavoured to give credit to the Hares’ effort; the rest shall have no bloody right to comment! Lao-Chee-老妓 was quite frustrated that his evening was spoilt by the swarm of SCBs leading him astray with all the red herrings! This normally-congenial bloke was overheard muttering some unintelligible Hakka expletives as he approached the beer-wagon! The Hare however made amends by providing the famish flock with a vast array of victuals which has become synonymous with our Hash; in fact I suspect some of our members actually look forward to this weekly feast instead of coming for the run!
CIRCLE started off with the usual boring rendition of our adopted anthem, SWING-LOW and was followed by the warbling of a few hash hymns. Tell me what’s new? In the absence our Whip (again!), HANDSOME LAW-寒酸佬 has to stand in as the stand-up comic; in fact I think he performed better than the original! The bulk of the offences centred on the misdeeds and the misdemeanours of the weekend’s D & D which everyone concluded, was a job well done, albeit with the typical hash hiccups; Bravo JUICY-多汁娘 and your team!
The ON-On was at this new eatery- Ming Sing-明心 in MOLEK, beside EON Bank. The grub was quite delectable and there were copious amounts of Carlsberg to wash down the cholesterol! Thanks guys, hope you can lay a better run next year; perhaps you can fare better if you sack your main-con Flintstone! Ha! On-On

SON OF A GAN-颜罗王之子

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2193

RUN NO: 2193
WHEN: 20th Oct 2010
HARES: LAO FU TZE 012-7078445/FLOWER CRAB 012-7090002
WHERE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
HOW: Take J.B. – Kota Tinggi Road. After Taman Johor Jaya, take the exit on your left into Taman Desa Tebrau.Look for HHH signs.

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Dinner & Dance

JBHHH 2010 Dinner & Dance
Theme : Wild, Wild, West
OC’s : Juicy Kan 016-7731900 , Bulldog 019-7774480 & Mongol
Date : 16th October 2010
Venue : Grand Paragon Hotel
Members : RM100-00
Guests : RM300-00 per barrel (2 tickets)



D&D 2009

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2192

RUN NO: 2190

WHEN: 29th Sept 10

HARES: SAFETY BOOTS 019-7531371 & HAMPER KING 012-7080230

WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS
HOW: Take North-South Highway,before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road.Drive on and
turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH
signs.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.

JB HHH RUN No. 2192 (13-10-2010)

HAMPER-KING REIGNING OVER A PAIR OF SAFETY BOOTS AND A PAIR OF SOHS
Once again it is IMPIAN EMAS! This terrain is like an over-ravished whore where every chapter lays and plays! The turnout was phenomenal even by our standards! Many must have heard of the great hospitality of the Hares (HAMPER KING and SAFETY BOOTS) and many mercenary supporters turned up to throng the road from end to end! I hope the quality of generosity is not strained! The architects of the run were the Soh siblings, BULLDOZER and SOH-ARSE and they cleverly ‘designed’ a trail on the north-eastern sector instead of the usual romp in the palm-territory behind the Hindu kovils; this in fact was an area which we used to roam before development encroached into our hashing habitat.
The RUN was a long affair traversing both sides of the rails and reaching the nether regions of the Kempas farms; but unfortunately the bulk of the FROPs, including our ever-eager fast-lady Wonder-woman wandered off-paper after the Second Check and somehow lost their bearing and aborted the run and came home rather disappointed and frustrated. The paper-adherents like See-Pay-Song and his wife Anti-Climax, Kapilan and So Big came back well after sundown! According to some of the ‘aborters’, some of the checkers didn’t connect the paper properly and sped off in haste to achieve some gold medals! This was indeed a typical affliction of kiasuism in JBHHH! This malady has become a weekly ill that has now attained disease-status; hope it will not spread like an epidemic! Some assholes, for fear of losing out to his competitors, checked in the same direction lest he is too far away when the connection is found! The resultant fiasco is that they will abandon trail if they lack the prowess to pursue or are not within the medal-range! In any case the guys who completed the arduous trail thoroughly enjoyed the great sweat-out. Back at the run-site the usual array of post-run finger-food was stuffed to the max! Some cynics said we need not go for the on-on!
CIRCLE started with the WHIP whipping himself in the most masochistic exercise of self-abuse! This long-winded bastard placed his own ass on the block for his self-confessed dereliction of duty! This kind of self-criticism sounds very Maoist! Where is from? Hunan Hash? Much hilarity was generated by the supporting cast of Handsome and LSB when they took over the circle to augment the lack of script from the prima donna. LSB sat the longest until his well-shaped sexy posterior became a shrivelled chunk of frozen meat in Carrefour! One by one, they lined up to pour more oil to the fire and pile on his sins! He didn’t know he had that many enemies! Circle-beer was generously sponsored by TERKO LIANG as a token of support; kamsiah Lao Hia-Tee! To add to the merriment and to increase the level of inebriation, the On-On beer at 63 was sponsored all-night-long by SO BIG on the occasion of his birthday! Many Happy Returns and a BIG HAND! And to lace the icing on the cake, the Hares declared the entire do FOC! KAMSIAH AGAIN! Hope to see Hamper King more often at the runs; the Southern Hash Institute of Technology (SHIT) discovered that hashing actually makes you taller! So you should come more often and buy us beer, we will definitely hoist you up taller than Yao Ming! CHEERS!
Lambda sigma beta

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2191

RUN NO: 2191

DATE: 06th Oct 2010

HARES :ONE NIGHT STAND 019-7782328 & SILVER FOX 016-7180159

RUNSITE: SERI ALAM

HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit at Seri Alam. Keep left and follow the road towards
Octville Golf Club. Look for HHH signs


Run No 2191 6th Oct 2010
Hares: One Night Stand and Silver Fox
Finally, its back to Seri Alam, a once favorite run site that many hashes used to frequent but somehow was wiped off the hash map recently. This runsite has the added recipe of the ginger tooth Foo Too Restarant boss who is so eager to do hash business that he customarily joins in the beer binging towards the later part of the night. Hooray, we are back here, and everybody was expecting a familiar trail at this fully trampled ground. Well, surprise lies ahead. The trail started toward the beaten trail at the end of the road. From there it veers right towards uncharted territories. It seems like a wild boar trail, climbing up down steep slopes, squeezing in between small trees, avoiding all the vines which are so eager to snag your ankles and looking out for the thorny vines waiting for the unsuspecting grip. The FRBs were very disappointing as there was no overtaking room, the top view of the run looked like an ant trail. First check was also in this bushy area. With the anxious FRBS spearheading in different directions, it was broken in no timel. Finally, we ended up in an open area at the quarry. Many would have known the short cut home by now but the die hards followed the paper trail which took them for another 2 km loop and finally back to the main road home. I would commend the hares and co hares of this ingenious set up, a good one hour run with lots of sweat but no tortuous long distance sprinting that induce more pain to the knees than produce sweat.
Our hash whip was again customary absent from the circle and without fail our Handsome will fill in the gap. The hares had written the following note ‘free two bottles of Carlsberg’ on some of the trail papers and they were put on ice to ensure that they honor the finders. I could remember bastards like Old Devil, Bulldozer and GM displaying their ‘find’ but rather than a grin , it was more a look of astonishment to the legality of the promise. Now boys , if you are offended with the names used, remember this, JBHHH has the break loose and be happy culture of calling all men ‘bastards’ and all women ‘Lau Char Boh’. If you cannot pass this acid test, then this is not the hash for you, join the Sunday mass at a local church. I am amazed that some hash chapters in JB actually restrict the use of some words, ‘mothers’ included. If they still cannot let the hair down during hashing, then they should hang in the ofiice with tie still wrapped around their neck.
ON ON ON at Foo Too was only six tables strong, this is down from our usual seven. Nothing to complain, quality is always better that quantity. Food was ample and as usual, there is this die hard table covered with Carlsberg bottles. As it gets later, there was still a reasonable size crowd. See what I meant by quality ? Okay, enough for now, I still have to sell hampers tomorrow. The say I cannot speak English, so I write powerful(powderful as we usually say in JBHHH) English to prove them wrong. Very soon, my hamper empire will be online in Facebook, Google will give me top ranking and Wikipedia will interview me .
ON ON
Hamper King