RUN NO: 2227
WHEN: 15th June 11
HARES: G-STRING 012-7803281/KONG CHAU 012-7076493
WHERE: BANDAR DATO’ ONN
HOW: From North-South Highway,drive past Kempas exit & turn left into Bandar Dato’ Onn. Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.
JBHHH RUN No. 2227 (15-06-201
STRINGING UP G-STRING’S RUN, LOINS UNCOVERED!
The run-site was at the bucolic and picturesque meadows of BANDAR DATO ONN, venue of the
International Kite Festival. The well-paved tarmac was lined with all our jalopies right up to the apex. The takraw team went even higher; they ascended a knoll to kick ball in a flat arena. The atmosphere was indeed very breezy and every eager-beaver was waiting for the hour for the onslaught.
Come 1800 hr Hare G-STRING (the other was his pillow-partner, GONG-JIAO) signalled for us to cross the road near the police barracks to enter the palms behind. The entire trail was rather flat and the two checks that were placed on the banks of the stream and the river were ferreted out by the front athletes within seconds and thus the run became a continuous non-stop affair. Indeed a naked trail with loins exposed! Initially the paper hedged below the high-tension cables and then curved back to follow the meanders of the stream; fortunately there was fallen trunk spanning across to keep us from getting wet.
Orang Minyak was standing gallantly at the other end to lock hands with the fair damsels like a trapeze artiste. Bravo, man! After this crossing the trail somehow came to the banks of the murky river. This riparian trail was a breeze for the FROPs and they sped off without even a whimper! Paper then veered back to the shades of the palms and reconnected with the estate’s main thoroughfare until we could espy the roofs of the Dato Onn houses. Coming out to the main road our base was about half a click down the road. It was not a very long run and the first finishers hardly break sweat! For the stragglers it was an adequate 70-minute stroll.
CIRCLE as usual started with vulgar gesticulation of the Swing Low followed by the warbling of two hash hymns by LSB; according to the GM he has lost his gusto since his recent nuptials. The GM then took the floor and exercised her executive and exclusive power for the first bite; she iced a number of offenders and also welcomed a few visiting hash dignitaries from Seletar, Singapore Thirsdae, GP, KT and the lot. The acting Batu Api SOH ARSE proved to be very spontaneous and witty in his prosecutions and in fact everyone agreed he should be confirmed for the post without having to consult the Gods. There were no shortage of floor-takers and surprisingly mild-mannered blokes like Safety Boots also clamoured for the floor; it is a good trend for these otherwise reticent fellows to be more pro-active. Hamper King somehow bore the brunt of the ice-sittings for some frivolous reasons; whatever!
The action came to a close at almost 9 and the GM broke up the one-ring circus and G-String announced that the On-On will be at this new eatery called BIG CHEF in SETIA INDAH (behind the police station); due to cliquishness some of the eight tables were half full! The uncooperative bastards simply refused to reshuffle preferring to congregate with their cronies! This unhealthy trait must stop! It is a big sin to see food going to waste! In any case the grub ordered was indeed at its high-cholesterol best for ten per head!
Thanks G-STRING and GONG-JIAO, and also not forgetting the tasty porridge at the run-site. ON-ON
PIG-BROTHER LIANG THE BOAR, DEFINITELY NOT A BORE!
