Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2186

Run : 2186
Date : 1st Sep 2010
Hares : Disco Singh 012-7002868 & Moh Nee Kah 016-3377037.
Where : Gunung Pulai Quarry.
How : Take North-South Highway, exit at Kulai toll, immediately after the toll turn right to GunungPulai. Go straight & look for HHH signs.

Disco Singh

Moh Nee Kah

2185 Runsite: Gunung Pulai Quarry.
Hares : Disco Singh & Moh Neekah.
Weather : Fair
Time : 6.00 p.m.
Sign Boards : Fair
Car park: ample

This place is a favourite ground for hashing for so many chapters. We have a good turn up today for this hilly run / crawl. The trail starts from left side of the Quarry Plant. It was a long struggle, hill after hills we followed the paper trail.We came back via the back of the Quarry plant!
Back at the runsite round 7.35 p.m., grabed some yong tahu and cakes, gubbled down a bottle mineral and 100 plus to quence the horrible thrist, before went to change into dry clothes and be ready for the world famous greatest show, our truly and one and only-Hash Circus.
Grand mistress: Starts the show with our Hash rituals - Swing low, followed by the Ice sitting Ceremony for the Hares.
Interhash Sex: Gave a brief on the coming Invitation Runs and who are responsible for the registrations for the runs.
Hashwhip:Took over the floor and continued the show by getting us singing hash numbers, followed by getting more members to do the Ice tolerance.First time vistitors were not spared too.

Today, few members managed to get their beer mug for their efforts to complete their 100 of runs.
Well, there was a big cake for all the birthday boys, we sang that tradition song before we can have our hands on it.
Circus was closed at 9.15 pm. after the coming week's hare gave the direction in how to get to next week the runsite.
On on at Kedai Makan Chi Yuan: The evening menu as follows:-
1.Mixed Vegetarian Curry
2.Assam Fish &Fish Balls
3.Bittergourd & Eggs
4.Plain Chicken
5. Black Sauced Pork
6. Plain Rice
7. Watermelon

For all the above dishes the charge was RM 10.00/head, good deal !
A big thank you to the day's hares and the Committee for the good work and a well organised evening to share with for the fun,food and run. 3 cheers.................................!
Adious....... see you guys next week.
On......................on......................................
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Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2185

Run : 2185
Date 25th Aug 2010
Runsite : Kawasan Perindustrian Berjaya .
Hare : Jockey 012-7109633 & Big Potato 019-7888505..

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JB HHH Run 2185, Virgin Hares, Jockey & Big Potato

JB HHH RUN 2185, VIRGIN HARES, JOCKEY & BIG POTATO
Both hares became members only recently and already have their big day doing this run. With many old master hashers around to guide them, things went quite smoothly. Total hashers were slightly over a hundred with exceptionally large number of guests, 24. Distance was 7.4 Km with some gentle steep hills, ok for many, but could not satisfy those front runners. There were four checks which were broken easily.
Those famous SCB’S emerged in just 35 minutes. Killer Heng was first among the front runners to finish his run in an hour time and Dirty Monk came out last at 7.30pm.
Circle held at the factories back lane area was small but being able to bring fellow members closer to each other as GM makes her very emotional speech. On behalf of all members, she thanks Lan Si for his effort in making the previous week Hantu Run so successful. Members were also been advised to respect his decision to settle on his own the unfortunate incident that happened that night and not to bring up the matter again. Later Hash whip, Jack Ass and Handsome was trying to recreate a ‘racist’ fight in Bollywood style, no Oscar for the act, cow dung maybe. CCB was put on ice for introducing himself as ‘Wang Li Hong’ to a guest member; he dreamt he was the idol the other night.
On! On! was at Restoran 63, Tmn. Impian Mas. The Virgin hares threw a mini party by offering two barrels of G. Stout draft, a 4 litres Chivas and an f.o.c. dinner plus a glowing green Hash T. Shirt. Pity the restaurant lady boss as not many bottles of beers were sold since all members were happily downing the tasty Guiness stout draft while Tan Ching Ku and Sex can were also rather slow in pushing the down! down! down! around. Its over at around 11.30 for most but not Mongol Yap, Big Potato and gangs who kidnapped each other to down till the wee hours past midnight.
ON!On!
Disco Singh

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2184

HANTU RUN
DATE : 18TH AUGUST 2010
VENUE : KAMPUNG SEELONG JAYA, SENAI(LANSI’s FACTORY)
DAMAGE : MEMBER RM30
GUEST RM50
OC : LANSI/SOH ASS/TERKO LIANG

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JBH Hantu Run 2010

JBHHH RUN 2184 (HANTU RUN)
It was the run devoted to those from the other world. Tons of offering of liquors, foods, joss or ‘gold’ papers and articles of the materialistic world made of paper either burned, eat or auctioned away, supposedly will ensure prosperity and smooth sailing for all members in the year to come.
Lansi’s newly built factory was an ideal location for such occasion. It was huge, covered and with proper toilet facilities and parking area. Many arrived early to help in preparing the offering and later indulged themselves with poker cards (Bulldog and gang).
After burning of offerings, group photo were taken before run starts at 5.50 pm. As expected, it was not going to be a long run, those who shortcut hardly sweats. First check came rather fast after about a KM. After that it was a short stroll along scenic grass cultivation farm and Malay kampong where no fences are needed for its houses unlike what we are already used to. It later leads to the Seelong main road with passing trucks roaring all along. Run continue off road for a few kilometers and the last runner who came out can still see daylight.
Circle, or rather bidding started at 7.45pm. First item, the Huat Kueh (Prosperity buns) was auctioned for RM528.00. Other items were successfully auctioned off with good price tags. Mongol and Bulldog gang bid most of the liquors and Mon Man Tai had to reverse in his car to load all those items he successfully bid. Not forgetting doing charity work, cheque was presented to a representative of Ulu Tiram Estate Tamil School in a brief ceremony. JB Southern College was also one of the beneficiaries.
Last few items were quickly auctioned off as many had left and bidding starts dwindling. It’s all over just a few minutes before midnight. GM Ice Cream was seen happily announcing softly that the auction was a success, meaning bountiful of cash to come next year.
ON! ON!
JOCKEY

Kojak Hash House Harriers

MMT

Date 13th Aug 2010 , Time : 5.30pm
Runsite : Gunung Pulai . Damage RM30.00
Contact : Moh Man Tai 012-7103306 or BJ 016-7177393 .
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Macap Hash House Harriers

OKC

OKC and Chicken King's Run
Date 12th Aug 2010
Runsite : Ang Siang Kong Kulai .

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SINGAPORE THIRSDAE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

Brother

Forget Me Not

NATIONAL DAY RUN

RUN : 364
HARE : Brother and Forget Me Not
WHEN: 12th August 2010, 6:00PM
WHERE : Woodgrove

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Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2183

Run : 2183
Date 11th Aug 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Captain Tan 012-7040747 & Susan Tan 019-7727888.

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Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2182

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Run : 2182
Date 4th Aug 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Short Kok 016-7722040 & Three Star 016-7166447.

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Run No 2182

Hare : Three Star Short Cock Runsite:Ulu Tiram Water Tank

Runsite: OK, good parking, no dirt road, very familiar and also got free shower water… thanks to engineer Botak Yeng(aka water theif)

Run: Medium to Long run, about 9 km. Three checks one back check. Checks were found easily, quite a few uphills, downhills and finally zig zag across the pipeline. At this point , many SCBs (short cutting bastards) already know the way back and head their own way. Overall good run, no one lost and everybody out by 8pm.

Co Hares : Awarded to our chief pedophile Mongrel Yap and his bunch of rowdy monkeys. Call the run a monkey trail if you like…

Circle: Started a bit late at 8.10pm because of the slightly long run and GM came back a little bit late, no monkey business I assure you. Our part time now become full time Handsome whips the floor. Still hear people complaining about the sour beer. Circle also ended late.

Makan or ON ON ON: Long drive to Pelangi Indah, eight tables strong. Makan started almost 9.45pm. Food was good, Carlsberg was better and the camaraderie was best.

ON ON

Muar Batang Hash House Harriers

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Muar Batang Hash House Harriers

9th Anniversary Run (F.O.C for all Batang Chapters ONLY)

Date : 13th November 2010 (Closing date 25/10/2010)

Run Start : 4.45pm

Venue : Sing Kong San Temple ,Jalan Muar from Muar 9 1/2 mile

Note : please note that registered not attending will be charge Rm 50.00 ringgit

Grand master Frozen num 012 6118933
Organizing chairman Sumo Gan 012 6363615
On Sex Yang Busuh 012 2232452 (email.watan@hotmail.com)
Interhash Sex: Big cork 012 6393212 (email: hhgoh@pdjaring.my)
Hash ambassador: Mulu cave (muru) 0195114898 (email:muru49@gmail.com)

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2181

Run : 2181
Date 28th July 2010
Runsite : Setia Indah.
Hare : Gong-Gong 016-7162678 & Red Ant 012-7658800.

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Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2180

Run : 2180
Date 21st July 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Fuel Pump 019-7790686 & Killer Heng 012-7143777.

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JBHHH RUN NO: 2178 (21/07/2010)

TANGKI AIR – ULU TIRAM, JOHOR

Time 1729hours:
Standing at the punch-card reader, holding my punch-card ready to punch out. Exactly 1730hrs punched out and ran like mad to my car - 280. (not BENZ but Iswara). Drove like F1, Mika Hakkinen and the speedometer reached 200km per hour. At the highway (Senai – Desaru), raining heavily. Thank goodness, reached Ulu Tiram, only drizzling.

Time:1815hours.
Reached run-site, run already started. Quickly changed and started walking. Due to my knee injuries (injured during my MTB ride, doing a downhill), I have to walk slowly.

As I walked to check-in my name, to my surprised “Cepat Masuk” told me, “a…Gong-Gong, your beautiful name I already ticked lah” Wah this lady really pandai lah. I continued walking and asked “Killer Heng”, where is the trail, he told me to turn left and be “Pandai-Pandai” so that I will not “hilang” inside the palm estate.

Time: 2010hours.
Circle started without our gorgeous, fantastic, incredible and wonderful GM. Due to the run is long and tough; a lot of hashers were late for the circle. JointMaster – Mr. Flinstone took over the floor for Swing Low. As usual, our JACK ASS is M.I.A (missing-in-action). So our Ex-Whip – Mr. Handsome has to put-up his famous whip and iced those offenders one by one. New member Mr. Big Potato (Mongol’s successor) innocently was put on ice for some peanuts which he never ate found in front of his sitting place. Coming member – Jockey (JB Bicycle HASH GM) was on ice also for some offences happened at Jerantut.

As our incredible and gorgeous GM took the floor, Flinstone was on ice for some offences. Circle closed with Baba Chong singing his famous song. “Geylang sipaku Geylang etc…"

Time: 2130hours.
ON ON at Johor Jaya LIM LIM LIM CAFÉ or “Minum Minum Minum Kafe”. Minum apa? Minum CARSLBERG lah. Battalion of hashers gathered at the corner of the shop to have free and self-service ice-cream. Delicious food and most importantly CARLBERG were served. RM10/- per head were collected for the makan makan sambil HAPPY HAPPY. Many thanks to FUEL PUMP & KILLER HENG. * ON ON *

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2179

Run : 2179
Date 14th July 2010
Runsite : Taman Pelangi Indah.
Hare : Kapilan 019-7781019 & Hau Kafor 016-7460201.

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JBHHH RUN No. 2179 (14-07-2010)
RUN AT THE END OF THE SCENIC RAINBOW PARK
Yes, that’s what TAMAN PELANGI INDAH means. A sizable crowd thronged the cul-de-sac at the arse-end of this new housing estate to grace HAUKAFOR and KAPILAN’S run. With the World Cup fever having subsided, the fans (more like punters) are coming back! Like all Wednesdays, the pre-run chit-chat covers more topics than the Malaysian Parliament while the takraw-tribe was going about their boisterous ball-kicks, blaming one another for the foibles and fumbles!
The Hares somewhat started the run before 1800 hour and that led to some misplaced trepidation that it was going to be a longie! Initially the trail forked left after the silvery protruding pipe-joint. A group of geriatric strollers led by Botak Yeng and Ajinomoto chose a parallel path near the pipe and encroached into the revived housing-estate while the paper-followers went up the great undulations of the buried gas-pipe. This arduous ascent enervated the MROPs who were all totally exhausted upon reaching the First Check. Due to the energy-sapping climb the checkers were all too lethargic to fan out far and this resulted in the connection being found rather late. It was ASSASSIN HENG to the rescue and he sprinted off to maintain his kiasu lead! Paper roamed the deep interior of what seemed to be the Tiram Estate, but the two dog-eating Hares spared us any further tribulations and made a very premature turn eastwards towards the direction of Puteriwangsa. A superfluous Second Check midway was rather nondescript and one of the FROPs (I think it was IRONMAN) broke it even before Flintstone could pull up his dick for an elephantine pee! Paper led all the way on the gravel road until we came below the hill-top fane and soon the reds appeared. The home trail indeed came out behind Puteriwangsa, Puteri Park to be exact. The first runner home was Assassin in about I hour and the rest followed in quick succession.
Back at the WAGON, there were melons aplenty and two boxes of mee-siam and mee-goreng to quell the pangs of hunger and a big pot of bean soup to quench the thirst. After satiating the tummies and the cleansing our corporeal souls with ablutions the crowd congregated religiously for the rituals to begin. The sweet GM ordered the Quad participants to the fore for the SwIng Low and then penalised the boat-race team for losing the challenge trophy! The Whip this week was catching victims rather spontaneously, many a time influenced by the hecklings of the mob! Botak Yeng was the chief rabble-rouser! The long-windedness of the Whip was rather wearisome at times and by the time the floor opened it was nigh chow-time!
The On-On was at this wayside eatery down the road and the grub was well worth the 10 bucks per head. The generous Hares contributed three bottles per table and the crowd, especially Mongol’s dipsomaniac table drank as if there is no tomorrow! Thanks for the mediocre run and the lovely evening and the delectable On-On.

PAM BAHAN-API dan PEMBUNUH

Quadripartite Hash Rendezvous 2010

Q-Run 2010

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Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2178

Run : 2178
Date 7th July 2010
Runsite : Taman Perindustrian Plentong (Ah Pooi's factory).
Hare : Sludge 019-7779626 & RotiMan 012-7786889.

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Run No. 2179 07-07-2010

Hare : Sludge & Rotiman

Run-site : Central Label Sri Plentong (Ah Pooi’s factory)

It has been awhile that we were at this run-site and similar to previous time,
it was drizzling when the run started. But that didn’t deter us the die hard
hashers – come rain come shine, the run will go on. ON ON !!
This time, the entry point was beside the Hitachi factory and into the
plantation and return behind Ah Pooi’s factory. It was a good run with 2 far
apart checks.
Back at the runsite, golden crisps of sweet potatoes and curry puffs greeted us
together with sweet wrappings of glutinous rice.
By seven odds, the FRBs were back.
Circle was called by Joint Master Flinstone.
Commercial by Itchy Kang had fallen to deaf ears.
Our once-in-a-while appearance Whip – Jackass took over the circle and gave a
boring lecture of “LOVE”.

Those short of it were iced.
Mongol’s ass kissed the block of ice for his concoction of beer & hard liquor
that sent him drunk and landed in the drain the previous week. Abandon by his
buddies.
On On was at Bai Her – Taman Molek.
If not for the hares’ subsidy, what would you expect out of a 6 course meal for
a mere 10 bucks.

Thank you hares of the week…..ON! ON!




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Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2177

Run : 2177
Date 30th June 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Old Devil 019-7292675 & Washer 019-7773879.

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JBHHH RUN No. 2177 (30-06-2010)
THE OLD DEVIL AND WASHER’S RUN, NOT TOO DEVILISH AND NOT MUCH TO WASH

Virgin Hares OLD DEVIL and WASHER set this commendable run at SERI ALAM BIG VALLEY
RANCH with an army of co-hares led by FLINTSTONE and ITCHY KANG, with cameo
appearances of SEE THROUGH and ZHUMICHONG and many other hangers-on who tagged
along for the sake of the Hares’ free beer and bakuteh! These mercenary
bastards were there early having a party while the runners drove in. In fact it
was rather surprising to see so many cars even at the turn of 1700 hr. These
Hares must be damn popular or perhaps they have SMS to everyone to come early
for the beer party!

The run was a new twist to the old tale; instead of covering the usual terrain to
the left of the equestrian paddocks, the Hares brought us up to the erstwhile
Galaxy Tower for a brief ramble along the shady path below the hill. A quick
descent to the quarry area saw a huge contingent of SCBs beating an early
retreat. The paper-adherents surged forward to the heart of the dusty
Transcrete Quarry; Botak Yeng unabashedly directed traffic at a pivotal
junction that separated the men from the boys! He beckoned to Indomee to follow
paper up the steep slope while he led his band of merry-men on a walk following
the lorry tracks! From below we could espy the front-runners scaling the alpine
heights in an Indian file! The SCBs finally met the frontrunners at the First
Check which almost snafu the run! Lao Chee, Ironman, CCB and a host of checkers
descended on the foothills cursing and swearing that they had run a full circle
to no avail; paper was finally found atop a rocky escarpment and the chase then balanced its way on the
edge on the perilous precipices!. One-Night-Stand was seen posing a
One-Man-Stand atop a cliff trying to figure out how to come down; some wise guy
hailed at him to take a dive! The runners then ventured into the high-tension
area and departed from the rocks and went into the palms. The Second Check was
laced with three off-shoots! According to ASSASSIN HENG the blasted check came
with a bonus of three ‘sub-checks’, but this didn’t fool the FROPs as most of
old cocks know this terrain like the folds of their scrota! Where the Third
Check was eludes the memory of this scribe, but suffice it to say the front
Olympians broke it even before Bulldog could lift his leg for a pee! The GM and
her entourage comprising her escort, (or paramour?), GOUXIONG were stranded
after the third check and came back rather late with mouthful of expletives! Were
they lost because they were having a romantic frolic off-paper!? That you have
to ask them!

Back at the site there was plenty of mee-siam and curry-puffs to even satiate the
horses in the corral! And soon the complaints evaporated like the horses’
urine! Circle was for once whipped by, (who else?), the Whip-lah! He made a rare
appearance and did a credible job whipping up some cream in his unique style,
with the most unlikely and unexpected offenders being roped in for offences
which only he can perceive! It was a welcome change. The GM closed proceedings
at the usual hour and we re-gathered at FOO TOO for the grub which was
generously declared FOC by the Hares and once again the crowd was bought over!
A BIG KAMSIAH AND ON-ON!
DIRTY OIL AND MAN OF DOUGH

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2176

Run : 2176
Date 23rd June 2010
Runsite : Taman Setia Indah.
Hare : Coca-Cola 012-7719770 & Terko Lieang 012-7716022

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Hares: Terko Liangand Coca ColaRunsite : SetiaIndah

Runsite – Rainheavily afternoon, still raining when I arrive at runsite. Hare burn kim chuarand rain stop I heard. We parked behind unused shop houses. Common runsite,used to run here many times before. Turnout was about 130, more than usual withguest from Gunung Pulai HHH, Batu Pahat HHH, Melaka Orang Utan and Kulai HHH….invites of the Hares.
Run – Veryslippery after rain. Very muddy also. Everybody’s shoes filled with mud. Haveto cross one river, water up to waist. Lau Cha Bohs like Kim Chee, Anti Climaxalmost got swept away by water current. Long run, about 11km. Flat ground running, almost can callmotorbike run. Three checks in all, and with this kind of motorbike run frontrunners like Soh Arse, Iron Man, Killer Heng can show off and were top three ifI remember. Flinstone also very fast today, came in forth.

Circle – Bigcircle with so many visiting chapters such as Tiau Ni, OKC, Boh Chia Lan,Konkek, Loh Hai etc etc to name a few. Free flow of Carlsberg. Also got Fosterbeer . Some Keh Kiang co hare keep the foster to himself and give to peoplethat he likes only…. Like Chinese say, people’s backside skin, use as his ownface skin. Plenty Plenty of finger good, pohpiah, kueh, duck feet, etc etc.Hash Whip not around so Handsome took over.

On On ON – At MsLoo aka Loudspeaker Bok Restaurant. 9 tables strong. Some tables got 18 yearswhiskey. Others enjoy ‘canon’ 5 litres Johnny Walker and free flow Carlsberg.Food here is always good especially the crispy duck and shark cartilage. Freemakan for all again. Hare’s Teochew How Lian colour shinning very brightly. We all had a good time today, thanks tothe hares…..

ON ON
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Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2174

Run : 2174
Date 09th Jun 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Koh Kiam Chai 019-7790363 & Bak Kua 012-7276600.

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Run No : 2174

Hare : Koh Kiam Chai and Bak Kua Runsite: Impian Emas

It was hot today but that did not dampen the spirit of 80 odd hashmen who showed up at the runsite. Of the two hares, Koh Kiam Chai was a veteran runner, so , we were expecting a little bit more on the run. ON ON was called at six pm and the SCBs and FRBs start running on the road to the runsite. In trail was a good 3km ‘motorbike’ ( a term used by JBHHH to describe a monotonous open flat trail, as if you can lay the run on a motorbike) run before we finally enter the forest. We had quite a few guest from Skudai HHH with familiar faces such as Teh Kaya and Karat. There is also Phua Cho Kai from Kulai HHH, a more familiar face on facebook that has been facebooking all the hash drama. First check was discovered by him and at this stage, we could see our FRBS such as Si Pay Song, Iron Man, Wonder Woman and Anti Climax dashing forward.

The trail took us across the railroad into a vegetable farm and second check. The FRBs managed to break the check at the far end of the farm and from here we crossed the highway. There was plenty of running, we later found out that the trail was about 11km long with three checks.

Soh Arse and Iron Man took a good lead and reached home in 1 hr and 20mins. See Pay Song arrived around 1hr and a half. Last runner arrived at 8.00pm. This would have been classified as a ‘hash shit’.

Our hash whip Jack Arse was picking up speed. Disco, after a long absence, took the floor open section and as expected, long cock was put on ice…old habits die hard…

On On ON was at the Impian Emas restaurant, a good six tables. Noticibly, one table was filled by Skudai chapter, a strong support they show for Kok Kiam Chai. Thank you hares for the good run, food and fun..

ON ON
Cor Yu Loi, Yue Yu Loi