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Friday, June 11, 2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2175

Run : 2175
Date 16th June 2010
Runsite : Desa Tebrau.
Hare : Mongol 016-7231331 & Bulldog 019-7774480.
寄件者 Cola

寄件者 Cola

JBHHH RUN No. 2175 (16th June, 2010 coinciding with the Fifth Day of the Fifth Moon in the Year of Gengyin-Duanwu Jie)


THE LONG TWINE OF THE BAK-CHANG LEAVES!
The run-site was at the pristine and immaculate car-park of DESA TEBRAU. And the day was Duanwu Jie-端午节 (or the Bakchang Festival) on the 5th day of the 5th Moon of the Lunar Calendar, but despite the seniority and reputation of the twin hares, MONGOL-朦哥 and BULLDOG-哈巴狗, (ex-GMs), the turnout, by our standards, was dismal. This is perhaps due to folks staying home to celebrate the festival with their respective families or the World Cup fever.
Before the onslaught, someone has a whiff of the tribulations ahead and soon the rumour spread like wild-fire and this resulted in more than three quarters having their own stroll instead of following the torturous trail beyond the lofty pipe! And to confirm their apprehensiveness, co-hare ZHUMICONG-蛀米虫 was seen connecting paper from the distant pastures behind Puteriwangsa! Notwithstanding this alarm-bell the paper-adherents braved forth to scale the great undulations of the pipe and ventured into the vast wilderness of the Tiram Estate; this puerile forage, according to Moh Man Thai, was a manifestation of the Hares’ brainlessness! According to the Yank it was needlessly long and rather drab and lacking in imagination! He surmised there were only two checks, but Assassin Heng said there were three and he found the last two while guest Pangsai cracked the first. The home trail came via the bushy hinterland of Puteriwangsa and the adjacent Pelangi Indah pipe. The first finisher was the guest from the Hazards, Pangsai-放屎, in about 90 minutes! The run was well over 11 clicks and the last to come back to the corral was the pachyderm Bulldozer, at almost 8! The Hares cunningly (both were good at cunnilingus!) bribed us with humongous rice-dumplings to cement our moaning mouths!
After the vulgar gesticulation of the Swing Low, LSB老师碧哥 gave a fair rendition of two hash hymns and then the one-ring circus began in earnest with Handsome-寒酸佬standing in as the acting Whip; this is becoming a norm, might as well appoint him permanently and sack the malingerer! After the entire platoon of hare and co-hares were pilloried for the inane and long trail, the offenders were hauled up to freeze their asses; LSB took the brunt of the whippings as he froze five times! Pang Leo-放尿 took to the floor and condemned all the witches to the stake! As the level of inebriation rose the floor-takers stirred from their slumber and were all clamouring for more blood! This augurs well for our Hash!
The spectacle was over at the usual hour and we broke up to take a winding drive to Bai He-百合 Restaurant in Molek for a scrumptious meal; RM10 per head was collected and the entire proceeds was topped up by some generous well-wishers and augmented by our club’s contribution of a further RM2000 to a grand total of RM4000 to be donated to a hashman’s son’s medical expenses; bravo JB HHH!
COCA-COLA AND TERKO LIANG 可口可恶,猪哥亮

Johor Bahru Hash Chapters

JB HHH - Wednesday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : January 1967) by A. Lammers.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: Ice Cream Tel : 019-7711556.



TANJUNG PETRI HHH – Monday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 9-11-1979)Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Jaya Botak Tel : 019-7705007.



GUNUNG PULAI HHH – Tuesday – Men ; 6.00pm (Founded : 8-12-1998) by Koh Teng Chu.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: OKC GM Tel : 016-7120355.



JB HASH HOUSE HAZARDS – Thursday – Men; 6.00pm (Founded : 11-4-1996) by Simon Chan.Beer : TIGER GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Lim Seng Bok Tel : 019-778 5577



KULAI HHH – Friday – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 2-3-1978) by Lam Chon Fa.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contact: Ikan Bilis +6019 778 9925.



KOJAK HASH - Run every 2nd Friday of the month Mixed :5.30pm (Founded : 14th Aug 2009)By Moh Man Tai . RM 20.Contact : Moh Man Tai Tel : 012-7103306



JCSC HHH - Run every last Friday of the month – Mixed ; 6.00pm (Founded : 28-12-2007) .Beer : Tiger. GUEST FEE: RM20-00 Contacts: Bernard Tel : 016-7233330.



JB BICYCLE HASH - Friday -Mixed .5.30pm.Founded GM Lee Fook Heng ,Contact : Mongol Yap Tel : +6016 723 1331.



JB CITY HASH – Saturday – Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded : 1-1-1994)by K.Y. Teh.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM15-00 Contacts:Disco Singh Tel : 012-700 2868



KOTA TINGGI HHH – Sunday - Mixed ; 5.30pm (Founded on 31-12-1990) by James Ooi.Beer : CARLSBERG GUEST FEE: RM10-00 Contacts: KCB Tel : 019-770 4676.



SKUDAI HHH - Sunday- Mixed : 5:45pm. Guest Free : RM 10 .Contact : Double V 013-7754382.

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