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OKC and Chicken King's Run
Date 12th Aug 2010
Runsite : Ang Siang Kong Kulai .
http://picasaweb.google.com/111982237970653924089/MacapHash12810?feat=directlink
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Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Macap Hash House Harriers
SINGAPORE THIRSDAE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
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Forget Me Not |
NATIONAL DAY RUN
RUN : 364
HARE : Brother and Forget Me Not
WHEN: 12th August 2010, 6:00PM
WHERE : Woodgrove
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2183
Run : 2183
Date 11th Aug 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Captain Tan 012-7040747 & Susan Tan 019-7727888.
Date 11th Aug 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Captain Tan 012-7040747 & Susan Tan 019-7727888.
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Thursday, July 29, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2182
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Run : 2182
Date 4th Aug 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Short Kok 016-7722040 & Three Star 016-7166447.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/35694302/JBHHH-Circular-04-08-10
Run No 2182
Hare : Three Star Short Cock Runsite:Ulu Tiram Water Tank
Runsite: OK, good parking, no dirt road, very familiar and also got free shower water… thanks to engineer Botak Yeng(aka water theif)
Run: Medium to Long run, about 9 km. Three checks one back check. Checks were found easily, quite a few uphills, downhills and finally zig zag across the pipeline. At this point , many SCBs (short cutting bastards) already know the way back and head their own way. Overall good run, no one lost and everybody out by 8pm.
Co Hares : Awarded to our chief pedophile Mongrel Yap and his bunch of rowdy monkeys. Call the run a monkey trail if you like…
Circle: Started a bit late at 8.10pm because of the slightly long run and GM came back a little bit late, no monkey business I assure you. Our part time now become full time Handsome whips the floor. Still hear people complaining about the sour beer. Circle also ended late.
Makan or ON ON ON: Long drive to Pelangi Indah, eight tables strong. Makan started almost 9.45pm. Food was good, Carlsberg was better and the camaraderie was best.
ON ON
Muar Batang Hash House Harriers
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Muar Batang Hash House Harriers
9th Anniversary Run (F.O.C for all Batang Chapters ONLY)
Date : 13th November 2010 (Closing date 25/10/2010)
Run Start : 4.45pm
Venue : Sing Kong San Temple ,Jalan Muar from Muar 9 1/2 mile
Note : please note that registered not attending will be charge Rm 50.00 ringgit
Grand master Frozen num 012 6118933
Organizing chairman Sumo Gan 012 6363615
On Sex Yang Busuh 012 2232452 (email.watan@hotmail.com)
Interhash Sex: Big cork 012 6393212 (email: hhgoh@pdjaring.my)
Hash ambassador: Mulu cave (muru) 0195114898 (email:muru49@gmail.com)
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2181
Run : 2181
Date 28th July 2010
Runsite : Setia Indah.
Hare : Gong-Gong 016-7162678 & Red Ant 012-7658800.
Date 28th July 2010
Runsite : Setia Indah.
Hare : Gong-Gong 016-7162678 & Red Ant 012-7658800.
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Monday, July 19, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2180
Run : 2180
Date 21st July 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Fuel Pump 019-7790686 & Killer Heng 012-7143777.
JBHHH RUN NO: 2178 (21/07/2010)
TANGKI AIR – ULU TIRAM, JOHOR
Time 1729hours:
Standing at the punch-card reader, holding my punch-card ready to punch out. Exactly 1730hrs punched out and ran like mad to my car - 280. (not BENZ but Iswara). Drove like F1, Mika Hakkinen and the speedometer reached 200km per hour. At the highway (Senai – Desaru), raining heavily. Thank goodness, reached Ulu Tiram, only drizzling.
Time:1815hours.
Reached run-site, run already started. Quickly changed and started walking. Due to my knee injuries (injured during my MTB ride, doing a downhill), I have to walk slowly.
As I walked to check-in my name, to my surprised “Cepat Masuk” told me, “a…Gong-Gong, your beautiful name I already ticked lah” Wah this lady really pandai lah. I continued walking and asked “Killer Heng”, where is the trail, he told me to turn left and be “Pandai-Pandai” so that I will not “hilang” inside the palm estate.
Time: 2010hours.
Circle started without our gorgeous, fantastic, incredible and wonderful GM. Due to the run is long and tough; a lot of hashers were late for the circle. JointMaster – Mr. Flinstone took over the floor for Swing Low. As usual, our JACK ASS is M.I.A (missing-in-action). So our Ex-Whip – Mr. Handsome has to put-up his famous whip and iced those offenders one by one. New member Mr. Big Potato (Mongol’s successor) innocently was put on ice for some peanuts which he never ate found in front of his sitting place. Coming member – Jockey (JB Bicycle HASH GM) was on ice also for some offences happened at Jerantut.
As our incredible and gorgeous GM took the floor, Flinstone was on ice for some offences. Circle closed with Baba Chong singing his famous song. “Geylang sipaku Geylang etc…"
Time: 2130hours.
ON ON at Johor Jaya LIM LIM LIM CAFÉ or “Minum Minum Minum Kafe”. Minum apa? Minum CARSLBERG lah. Battalion of hashers gathered at the corner of the shop to have free and self-service ice-cream. Delicious food and most importantly CARLBERG were served. RM10/- per head were collected for the makan makan sambil HAPPY HAPPY. Many thanks to FUEL PUMP & KILLER HENG. * ON ON *
Date 21st July 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Fuel Pump 019-7790686 & Killer Heng 012-7143777.
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JBHHH RUN NO: 2178 (21/07/2010)
TANGKI AIR – ULU TIRAM, JOHOR
Time 1729hours:
Standing at the punch-card reader, holding my punch-card ready to punch out. Exactly 1730hrs punched out and ran like mad to my car - 280. (not BENZ but Iswara). Drove like F1, Mika Hakkinen and the speedometer reached 200km per hour. At the highway (Senai – Desaru), raining heavily. Thank goodness, reached Ulu Tiram, only drizzling.
Time:1815hours.
Reached run-site, run already started. Quickly changed and started walking. Due to my knee injuries (injured during my MTB ride, doing a downhill), I have to walk slowly.
As I walked to check-in my name, to my surprised “Cepat Masuk” told me, “a…Gong-Gong, your beautiful name I already ticked lah” Wah this lady really pandai lah. I continued walking and asked “Killer Heng”, where is the trail, he told me to turn left and be “Pandai-Pandai” so that I will not “hilang” inside the palm estate.
Time: 2010hours.
Circle started without our gorgeous, fantastic, incredible and wonderful GM. Due to the run is long and tough; a lot of hashers were late for the circle. JointMaster – Mr. Flinstone took over the floor for Swing Low. As usual, our JACK ASS is M.I.A (missing-in-action). So our Ex-Whip – Mr. Handsome has to put-up his famous whip and iced those offenders one by one. New member Mr. Big Potato (Mongol’s successor) innocently was put on ice for some peanuts which he never ate found in front of his sitting place. Coming member – Jockey (JB Bicycle HASH GM) was on ice also for some offences happened at Jerantut.
As our incredible and gorgeous GM took the floor, Flinstone was on ice for some offences. Circle closed with Baba Chong singing his famous song. “Geylang sipaku Geylang etc…"
Time: 2130hours.
ON ON at Johor Jaya LIM LIM LIM CAFÉ or “Minum Minum Minum Kafe”. Minum apa? Minum CARSLBERG lah. Battalion of hashers gathered at the corner of the shop to have free and self-service ice-cream. Delicious food and most importantly CARLBERG were served. RM10/- per head were collected for the makan makan sambil HAPPY HAPPY. Many thanks to FUEL PUMP & KILLER HENG. * ON ON *
Monday, July 12, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2179
Run : 2179
Date 14th July 2010
Runsite : Taman Pelangi Indah.
Hare : Kapilan 019-7781019 & Hau Kafor 016-7460201.
JBHHH RUN No. 2179 (14-07-2010)
RUN AT THE END OF THE SCENIC RAINBOW PARK
Yes, that’s what TAMAN PELANGI INDAH means. A sizable crowd thronged the cul-de-sac at the arse-end of this new housing estate to grace HAUKAFOR and KAPILAN’S run. With the World Cup fever having subsided, the fans (more like punters) are coming back! Like all Wednesdays, the pre-run chit-chat covers more topics than the Malaysian Parliament while the takraw-tribe was going about their boisterous ball-kicks, blaming one another for the foibles and fumbles!
The Hares somewhat started the run before 1800 hour and that led to some misplaced trepidation that it was going to be a longie! Initially the trail forked left after the silvery protruding pipe-joint. A group of geriatric strollers led by Botak Yeng and Ajinomoto chose a parallel path near the pipe and encroached into the revived housing-estate while the paper-followers went up the great undulations of the buried gas-pipe. This arduous ascent enervated the MROPs who were all totally exhausted upon reaching the First Check. Due to the energy-sapping climb the checkers were all too lethargic to fan out far and this resulted in the connection being found rather late. It was ASSASSIN HENG to the rescue and he sprinted off to maintain his kiasu lead! Paper roamed the deep interior of what seemed to be the Tiram Estate, but the two dog-eating Hares spared us any further tribulations and made a very premature turn eastwards towards the direction of Puteriwangsa. A superfluous Second Check midway was rather nondescript and one of the FROPs (I think it was IRONMAN) broke it even before Flintstone could pull up his dick for an elephantine pee! Paper led all the way on the gravel road until we came below the hill-top fane and soon the reds appeared. The home trail indeed came out behind Puteriwangsa, Puteri Park to be exact. The first runner home was Assassin in about I hour and the rest followed in quick succession.
Back at the WAGON, there were melons aplenty and two boxes of mee-siam and mee-goreng to quell the pangs of hunger and a big pot of bean soup to quench the thirst. After satiating the tummies and the cleansing our corporeal souls with ablutions the crowd congregated religiously for the rituals to begin. The sweet GM ordered the Quad participants to the fore for the SwIng Low and then penalised the boat-race team for losing the challenge trophy! The Whip this week was catching victims rather spontaneously, many a time influenced by the hecklings of the mob! Botak Yeng was the chief rabble-rouser! The long-windedness of the Whip was rather wearisome at times and by the time the floor opened it was nigh chow-time!
The On-On was at this wayside eatery down the road and the grub was well worth the 10 bucks per head. The generous Hares contributed three bottles per table and the crowd, especially Mongol’s dipsomaniac table drank as if there is no tomorrow! Thanks for the mediocre run and the lovely evening and the delectable On-On.
PAM BAHAN-API dan PEMBUNUH
Date 14th July 2010
Runsite : Taman Pelangi Indah.
Hare : Kapilan 019-7781019 & Hau Kafor 016-7460201.
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| From Fifa |
JBHHH RUN No. 2179 (14-07-2010)
RUN AT THE END OF THE SCENIC RAINBOW PARK
Yes, that’s what TAMAN PELANGI INDAH means. A sizable crowd thronged the cul-de-sac at the arse-end of this new housing estate to grace HAUKAFOR and KAPILAN’S run. With the World Cup fever having subsided, the fans (more like punters) are coming back! Like all Wednesdays, the pre-run chit-chat covers more topics than the Malaysian Parliament while the takraw-tribe was going about their boisterous ball-kicks, blaming one another for the foibles and fumbles!
The Hares somewhat started the run before 1800 hour and that led to some misplaced trepidation that it was going to be a longie! Initially the trail forked left after the silvery protruding pipe-joint. A group of geriatric strollers led by Botak Yeng and Ajinomoto chose a parallel path near the pipe and encroached into the revived housing-estate while the paper-followers went up the great undulations of the buried gas-pipe. This arduous ascent enervated the MROPs who were all totally exhausted upon reaching the First Check. Due to the energy-sapping climb the checkers were all too lethargic to fan out far and this resulted in the connection being found rather late. It was ASSASSIN HENG to the rescue and he sprinted off to maintain his kiasu lead! Paper roamed the deep interior of what seemed to be the Tiram Estate, but the two dog-eating Hares spared us any further tribulations and made a very premature turn eastwards towards the direction of Puteriwangsa. A superfluous Second Check midway was rather nondescript and one of the FROPs (I think it was IRONMAN) broke it even before Flintstone could pull up his dick for an elephantine pee! Paper led all the way on the gravel road until we came below the hill-top fane and soon the reds appeared. The home trail indeed came out behind Puteriwangsa, Puteri Park to be exact. The first runner home was Assassin in about I hour and the rest followed in quick succession.
Back at the WAGON, there were melons aplenty and two boxes of mee-siam and mee-goreng to quell the pangs of hunger and a big pot of bean soup to quench the thirst. After satiating the tummies and the cleansing our corporeal souls with ablutions the crowd congregated religiously for the rituals to begin. The sweet GM ordered the Quad participants to the fore for the SwIng Low and then penalised the boat-race team for losing the challenge trophy! The Whip this week was catching victims rather spontaneously, many a time influenced by the hecklings of the mob! Botak Yeng was the chief rabble-rouser! The long-windedness of the Whip was rather wearisome at times and by the time the floor opened it was nigh chow-time!
The On-On was at this wayside eatery down the road and the grub was well worth the 10 bucks per head. The generous Hares contributed three bottles per table and the crowd, especially Mongol’s dipsomaniac table drank as if there is no tomorrow! Thanks for the mediocre run and the lovely evening and the delectable On-On.
PAM BAHAN-API dan PEMBUNUH
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Monday, July 5, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2178
Run : 2178
Date 7th July 2010
Runsite : Taman Perindustrian Plentong (Ah Pooi's factory).
Hare : Sludge 019-7779626 & RotiMan 012-7786889.
Run No. 2179 07-07-2010
Hare : Sludge & Rotiman
Run-site : Central Label Sri Plentong (Ah Pooi’s factory)
It has been awhile that we were at this run-site and similar to previous time,
it was drizzling when the run started. But that didn’t deter us the die hard
hashers – come rain come shine, the run will go on. ON ON !!
This time, the entry point was beside the Hitachi factory and into the
plantation and return behind Ah Pooi’s factory. It was a good run with 2 far
apart checks.
Back at the runsite, golden crisps of sweet potatoes and curry puffs greeted us
together with sweet wrappings of glutinous rice.
By seven odds, the FRBs were back.
Circle was called by Joint Master Flinstone.
Commercial by Itchy Kang had fallen to deaf ears.
Our once-in-a-while appearance Whip – Jackass took over the circle and gave a
boring lecture of “LOVE”.
Those short of it were iced.
Mongol’s ass kissed the block of ice for his concoction of beer & hard liquor
that sent him drunk and landed in the drain the previous week. Abandon by his
buddies.
On On was at Bai Her – Taman Molek.
If not for the hares’ subsidy, what would you expect out of a 6 course meal for
a mere 10 bucks.
Thank you hares of the week…..ON! ON!
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Date 7th July 2010
Runsite : Taman Perindustrian Plentong (Ah Pooi's factory).
Hare : Sludge 019-7779626 & RotiMan 012-7786889.
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Run No. 2179 07-07-2010
Hare : Sludge & Rotiman
Run-site : Central Label Sri Plentong (Ah Pooi’s factory)
It has been awhile that we were at this run-site and similar to previous time,
it was drizzling when the run started. But that didn’t deter us the die hard
hashers – come rain come shine, the run will go on. ON ON !!
This time, the entry point was beside the Hitachi factory and into the
plantation and return behind Ah Pooi’s factory. It was a good run with 2 far
apart checks.
Back at the runsite, golden crisps of sweet potatoes and curry puffs greeted us
together with sweet wrappings of glutinous rice.
By seven odds, the FRBs were back.
Circle was called by Joint Master Flinstone.
Commercial by Itchy Kang had fallen to deaf ears.
Our once-in-a-while appearance Whip – Jackass took over the circle and gave a
boring lecture of “LOVE”.
Those short of it were iced.
Mongol’s ass kissed the block of ice for his concoction of beer & hard liquor
that sent him drunk and landed in the drain the previous week. Abandon by his
buddies.
On On was at Bai Her – Taman Molek.
If not for the hares’ subsidy, what would you expect out of a 6 course meal for
a mere 10 bucks.
Thank you hares of the week…..ON! ON!
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Thursday, June 24, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2177
Run : 2177
Date 30th June 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Old Devil 019-7292675 & Washer 019-7773879.
JBHHH RUN No. 2177 (30-06-2010)
THE OLD DEVIL AND WASHER’S RUN, NOT TOO DEVILISH AND NOT MUCH TO WASH
Virgin Hares OLD DEVIL and WASHER set this commendable run at SERI ALAM BIG VALLEY
RANCH with an army of co-hares led by FLINTSTONE and ITCHY KANG, with cameo
appearances of SEE THROUGH and ZHUMICHONG and many other hangers-on who tagged
along for the sake of the Hares’ free beer and bakuteh! These mercenary
bastards were there early having a party while the runners drove in. In fact it
was rather surprising to see so many cars even at the turn of 1700 hr. These
Hares must be damn popular or perhaps they have SMS to everyone to come early
for the beer party!
The run was a new twist to the old tale; instead of covering the usual terrain to
the left of the equestrian paddocks, the Hares brought us up to the erstwhile
Galaxy Tower for a brief ramble along the shady path below the hill. A quick
descent to the quarry area saw a huge contingent of SCBs beating an early
retreat. The paper-adherents surged forward to the heart of the dusty
Transcrete Quarry; Botak Yeng unabashedly directed traffic at a pivotal
junction that separated the men from the boys! He beckoned to Indomee to follow
paper up the steep slope while he led his band of merry-men on a walk following
the lorry tracks! From below we could espy the front-runners scaling the alpine
heights in an Indian file! The SCBs finally met the frontrunners at the First
Check which almost snafu the run! Lao Chee, Ironman, CCB and a host of checkers
descended on the foothills cursing and swearing that they had run a full circle
to no avail; paper was finally found atop a rocky escarpment and the chase then balanced its way on the
edge on the perilous precipices!. One-Night-Stand was seen posing a
One-Man-Stand atop a cliff trying to figure out how to come down; some wise guy
hailed at him to take a dive! The runners then ventured into the high-tension
area and departed from the rocks and went into the palms. The Second Check was
laced with three off-shoots! According to ASSASSIN HENG the blasted check came
with a bonus of three ‘sub-checks’, but this didn’t fool the FROPs as most of
old cocks know this terrain like the folds of their scrota! Where the Third
Check was eludes the memory of this scribe, but suffice it to say the front
Olympians broke it even before Bulldog could lift his leg for a pee! The GM and
her entourage comprising her escort, (or paramour?), GOUXIONG were stranded
after the third check and came back rather late with mouthful of expletives! Were
they lost because they were having a romantic frolic off-paper!? That you have
to ask them!
Back at the site there was plenty of mee-siam and curry-puffs to even satiate the
horses in the corral! And soon the complaints evaporated like the horses’
urine! Circle was for once whipped by, (who else?), the Whip-lah! He made a rare
appearance and did a credible job whipping up some cream in his unique style,
with the most unlikely and unexpected offenders being roped in for offences
which only he can perceive! It was a welcome change. The GM closed proceedings
at the usual hour and we re-gathered at FOO TOO for the grub which was
generously declared FOC by the Hares and once again the crowd was bought over!
A BIG KAMSIAH AND ON-ON!
DIRTY OIL AND MAN OF DOUGH
Date 30th June 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Old Devil 019-7292675 & Washer 019-7773879.
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JBHHH RUN No. 2177 (30-06-2010)
THE OLD DEVIL AND WASHER’S RUN, NOT TOO DEVILISH AND NOT MUCH TO WASH
Virgin Hares OLD DEVIL and WASHER set this commendable run at SERI ALAM BIG VALLEY
RANCH with an army of co-hares led by FLINTSTONE and ITCHY KANG, with cameo
appearances of SEE THROUGH and ZHUMICHONG and many other hangers-on who tagged
along for the sake of the Hares’ free beer and bakuteh! These mercenary
bastards were there early having a party while the runners drove in. In fact it
was rather surprising to see so many cars even at the turn of 1700 hr. These
Hares must be damn popular or perhaps they have SMS to everyone to come early
for the beer party!
The run was a new twist to the old tale; instead of covering the usual terrain to
the left of the equestrian paddocks, the Hares brought us up to the erstwhile
Galaxy Tower for a brief ramble along the shady path below the hill. A quick
descent to the quarry area saw a huge contingent of SCBs beating an early
retreat. The paper-adherents surged forward to the heart of the dusty
Transcrete Quarry; Botak Yeng unabashedly directed traffic at a pivotal
junction that separated the men from the boys! He beckoned to Indomee to follow
paper up the steep slope while he led his band of merry-men on a walk following
the lorry tracks! From below we could espy the front-runners scaling the alpine
heights in an Indian file! The SCBs finally met the frontrunners at the First
Check which almost snafu the run! Lao Chee, Ironman, CCB and a host of checkers
descended on the foothills cursing and swearing that they had run a full circle
to no avail; paper was finally found atop a rocky escarpment and the chase then balanced its way on the
edge on the perilous precipices!. One-Night-Stand was seen posing a
One-Man-Stand atop a cliff trying to figure out how to come down; some wise guy
hailed at him to take a dive! The runners then ventured into the high-tension
area and departed from the rocks and went into the palms. The Second Check was
laced with three off-shoots! According to ASSASSIN HENG the blasted check came
with a bonus of three ‘sub-checks’, but this didn’t fool the FROPs as most of
old cocks know this terrain like the folds of their scrota! Where the Third
Check was eludes the memory of this scribe, but suffice it to say the front
Olympians broke it even before Bulldog could lift his leg for a pee! The GM and
her entourage comprising her escort, (or paramour?), GOUXIONG were stranded
after the third check and came back rather late with mouthful of expletives! Were
they lost because they were having a romantic frolic off-paper!? That you have
to ask them!
Back at the site there was plenty of mee-siam and curry-puffs to even satiate the
horses in the corral! And soon the complaints evaporated like the horses’
urine! Circle was for once whipped by, (who else?), the Whip-lah! He made a rare
appearance and did a credible job whipping up some cream in his unique style,
with the most unlikely and unexpected offenders being roped in for offences
which only he can perceive! It was a welcome change. The GM closed proceedings
at the usual hour and we re-gathered at FOO TOO for the grub which was
generously declared FOC by the Hares and once again the crowd was bought over!
A BIG KAMSIAH AND ON-ON!
DIRTY OIL AND MAN OF DOUGH
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2176
Run : 2176
Date 23rd June 2010
Runsite : Taman Setia Indah.
Hare : Coca-Cola 012-7719770 & Terko Lieang 012-7716022
Date 23rd June 2010
Runsite : Taman Setia Indah.
Hare : Coca-Cola 012-7719770 & Terko Lieang 012-7716022
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Hares: Terko Liangand Coca ColaRunsite : SetiaIndah
Runsite – Rainheavily afternoon, still raining when I arrive at runsite. Hare burn kim chuarand rain stop I heard. We parked behind unused shop houses. Common runsite,used to run here many times before. Turnout was about 130, more than usual withguest from Gunung Pulai HHH, Batu Pahat HHH, Melaka Orang Utan and Kulai HHH….invites of the Hares.
Run – Veryslippery after rain. Very muddy also. Everybody’s shoes filled with mud. Haveto cross one river, water up to waist. Lau Cha Bohs like Kim Chee, Anti Climaxalmost got swept away by water current. Long run, about 11km. Flat ground running, almost can callmotorbike run. Three checks in all, and with this kind of motorbike run frontrunners like Soh Arse, Iron Man, Killer Heng can show off and were top three ifI remember. Flinstone also very fast today, came in forth.
Circle – Bigcircle with so many visiting chapters such as Tiau Ni, OKC, Boh Chia Lan,Konkek, Loh Hai etc etc to name a few. Free flow of Carlsberg. Also got Fosterbeer . Some Keh Kiang co hare keep the foster to himself and give to peoplethat he likes only…. Like Chinese say, people’s backside skin, use as his ownface skin. Plenty Plenty of finger good, pohpiah, kueh, duck feet, etc etc.Hash Whip not around so Handsome took over.
On On ON – At MsLoo aka Loudspeaker Bok Restaurant. 9 tables strong. Some tables got 18 yearswhiskey. Others enjoy ‘canon’ 5 litres Johnny Walker and free flow Carlsberg.Food here is always good especially the crispy duck and shark cartilage. Freemakan for all again. Hare’s Teochew How Lian colour shinning very brightly. We all had a good time today, thanks tothe hares…..
ON ON
Old Devil Watcher
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2175
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Thursday, June 3, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2174
Run : 2174
Date 09th Jun 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Koh Kiam Chai 019-7790363 & Bak Kua 012-7276600.
Run No : 2174
Hare : Koh Kiam Chai and Bak Kua Runsite: Impian Emas
It was hot today but that did not dampen the spirit of 80 odd hashmen who showed up at the runsite. Of the two hares, Koh Kiam Chai was a veteran runner, so , we were expecting a little bit more on the run. ON ON was called at six pm and the SCBs and FRBs start running on the road to the runsite. In trail was a good 3km ‘motorbike’ ( a term used by JBHHH to describe a monotonous open flat trail, as if you can lay the run on a motorbike) run before we finally enter the forest. We had quite a few guest from Skudai HHH with familiar faces such as Teh Kaya and Karat. There is also Phua Cho Kai from Kulai HHH, a more familiar face on facebook that has been facebooking all the hash drama. First check was discovered by him and at this stage, we could see our FRBS such as Si Pay Song, Iron Man, Wonder Woman and Anti Climax dashing forward.
The trail took us across the railroad into a vegetable farm and second check. The FRBs managed to break the check at the far end of the farm and from here we crossed the highway. There was plenty of running, we later found out that the trail was about 11km long with three checks.
Soh Arse and Iron Man took a good lead and reached home in 1 hr and 20mins. See Pay Song arrived around 1hr and a half. Last runner arrived at 8.00pm. This would have been classified as a ‘hash shit’.
Our hash whip Jack Arse was picking up speed. Disco, after a long absence, took the floor open section and as expected, long cock was put on ice…old habits die hard…
On On ON was at the Impian Emas restaurant, a good six tables. Noticibly, one table was filled by Skudai chapter, a strong support they show for Kok Kiam Chai. Thank you hares for the good run, food and fun..
ON ON
Cor Yu Loi, Yue Yu Loi
Date 09th Jun 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Koh Kiam Chai 019-7790363 & Bak Kua 012-7276600.
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Run No : 2174
Hare : Koh Kiam Chai and Bak Kua Runsite: Impian Emas
It was hot today but that did not dampen the spirit of 80 odd hashmen who showed up at the runsite. Of the two hares, Koh Kiam Chai was a veteran runner, so , we were expecting a little bit more on the run. ON ON was called at six pm and the SCBs and FRBs start running on the road to the runsite. In trail was a good 3km ‘motorbike’ ( a term used by JBHHH to describe a monotonous open flat trail, as if you can lay the run on a motorbike) run before we finally enter the forest. We had quite a few guest from Skudai HHH with familiar faces such as Teh Kaya and Karat. There is also Phua Cho Kai from Kulai HHH, a more familiar face on facebook that has been facebooking all the hash drama. First check was discovered by him and at this stage, we could see our FRBS such as Si Pay Song, Iron Man, Wonder Woman and Anti Climax dashing forward.
The trail took us across the railroad into a vegetable farm and second check. The FRBs managed to break the check at the far end of the farm and from here we crossed the highway. There was plenty of running, we later found out that the trail was about 11km long with three checks.
Soh Arse and Iron Man took a good lead and reached home in 1 hr and 20mins. See Pay Song arrived around 1hr and a half. Last runner arrived at 8.00pm. This would have been classified as a ‘hash shit’.
Our hash whip Jack Arse was picking up speed. Disco, after a long absence, took the floor open section and as expected, long cock was put on ice…old habits die hard…
On On ON was at the Impian Emas restaurant, a good six tables. Noticibly, one table was filled by Skudai chapter, a strong support they show for Kok Kiam Chai. Thank you hares for the good run, food and fun..
ON ON
Cor Yu Loi, Yue Yu Loi
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2173
Run : 2173
Date 2nd June 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Botak Yeng 019-7772323 & Washington 019-7158283.
RUN NO : 2173 RUNSITE : ULU TIRAM WATER TANK
ULU TIRAM WATER TANK IS A GOOD RUN SITE
BOTAK YENG AND WASHINGTON RUN PUT THAT SITE,
WEDNESDAY IS A GOOD MEMBER DAY,
DON'T WANT COME HERE 'PUN BUIH SAI'.
HERE GOT FEW HILL VERY HIGH
MEMBER RUNNING 'KHA BUIH SAI'
HIGH HAND RUNNING HAVE GOOD TRY
OTHERS SHORT CUT 'NG TE LAI
3 CHECK 'SONG SONG CAO CHU LAI'
CROSS THE 'LANG KAO CHIN CIA HIGH
LUCKY CILI PADI 'BO LIK LAI'
'TUA TO' TOO FAT GUI BUIH KHI LAI.
RUNSITE MAKAN 'CHIN BUIH PAI'
ON ON MAKAN 'KUA EH SAI'
HAPPY HOUR 'XIAO XIAO LAI'
TODAY ENJOY 'CHIN CIA HIGH.'
SCRIBE:KOH KIAM CHAI & BAK KUA
Date 2nd June 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Botak Yeng 019-7772323 & Washington 019-7158283.
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| 寄件者 Cola |
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| 寄件者 Photo JBHHH |
RUN NO : 2173 RUNSITE : ULU TIRAM WATER TANK
ULU TIRAM WATER TANK IS A GOOD RUN SITE
BOTAK YENG AND WASHINGTON RUN PUT THAT SITE,
WEDNESDAY IS A GOOD MEMBER DAY,
DON'T WANT COME HERE 'PUN BUIH SAI'.
HERE GOT FEW HILL VERY HIGH
MEMBER RUNNING 'KHA BUIH SAI'
HIGH HAND RUNNING HAVE GOOD TRY
OTHERS SHORT CUT 'NG TE LAI
3 CHECK 'SONG SONG CAO CHU LAI'
CROSS THE 'LANG KAO CHIN CIA HIGH
LUCKY CILI PADI 'BO LIK LAI'
'TUA TO' TOO FAT GUI BUIH KHI LAI.
RUNSITE MAKAN 'CHIN BUIH PAI'
ON ON MAKAN 'KUA EH SAI'
HAPPY HOUR 'XIAO XIAO LAI'
TODAY ENJOY 'CHIN CIA HIGH.'
SCRIBE:KOH KIAM CHAI & BAK KUA
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2172
Run : 2172
Date 26th May 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Iron Man 019-7775953 & Wonder Woman 016-7364923.
Run No : 2172
Hare : Iron Man and Wonder Woman Runsite: Impian Emas
This was a good combination of two senior hash man. Even the names suggest they are both tough enough for each other. Both are veteran die hard runners and unknown to all, Wonder Woman is also a good drinker… a hash trait that is now tracing the footpath of the dinosaurs.
Driving to this runsite is so natural as a fish to water, name me any Johor hash man who has not been here. So, trying to set a run at this dumpsite of various hash trails is no easy task, but the hares did a good job and I also learn a trick or two about setting runs.
The in trail was a no nonsense, over the highway, by the Indian temple , a straight A to B run. This took a good 20 minutes run before coming to the first check. I don’t know who broke the check but I can guess it to be a combination of Si Pay Song, Cuci Jamban, G String or Fuel Pump. You know lah, myself is a licensed short cutter, straight run, how to short cut? The next section of the trail took us to some uncharted territories. Kudos, the hares managed to find virgins in a whorehouse. From here, it felt as if we were running in a half circular pattern towards the in trail again and then comes second check. Again, another half circular trail away from the in trail and back to third check and home. I later found out from the hare that this is called a ‘B’ trail. A very ingenious idea, curve back to the in trail so that the SRB (slow running bastards) can catch up. Good great idea.
One noticeable guest today was Ah Pui, on a sales entourage for Seletar Do. His business was good, a strong 20 plus order from JBHHH despite a higher damage of RM150. In Sing$ it is not much. Our circle was livelier today with a few eye openers. If you understand hash, you get on down for no reasons or made up reasons. Throw away your coat and tie image from the office, let loose and have fun. How do you know if you pass the acid test in hash? Simple…..A true hash man is annoyed if he does not get on downed, ,green horns get mad if they do……which category is you ?Anyway, to the hares , thanks for the good run, good food and best of all good fun….
ON ON Half Hailam + Pure Teochew
Date 26th May 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Iron Man 019-7775953 & Wonder Woman 016-7364923.
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Run No : 2172
Hare : Iron Man and Wonder Woman Runsite: Impian Emas
This was a good combination of two senior hash man. Even the names suggest they are both tough enough for each other. Both are veteran die hard runners and unknown to all, Wonder Woman is also a good drinker… a hash trait that is now tracing the footpath of the dinosaurs.
Driving to this runsite is so natural as a fish to water, name me any Johor hash man who has not been here. So, trying to set a run at this dumpsite of various hash trails is no easy task, but the hares did a good job and I also learn a trick or two about setting runs.
The in trail was a no nonsense, over the highway, by the Indian temple , a straight A to B run. This took a good 20 minutes run before coming to the first check. I don’t know who broke the check but I can guess it to be a combination of Si Pay Song, Cuci Jamban, G String or Fuel Pump. You know lah, myself is a licensed short cutter, straight run, how to short cut? The next section of the trail took us to some uncharted territories. Kudos, the hares managed to find virgins in a whorehouse. From here, it felt as if we were running in a half circular pattern towards the in trail again and then comes second check. Again, another half circular trail away from the in trail and back to third check and home. I later found out from the hare that this is called a ‘B’ trail. A very ingenious idea, curve back to the in trail so that the SRB (slow running bastards) can catch up. Good great idea.
One noticeable guest today was Ah Pui, on a sales entourage for Seletar Do. His business was good, a strong 20 plus order from JBHHH despite a higher damage of RM150. In Sing$ it is not much. Our circle was livelier today with a few eye openers. If you understand hash, you get on down for no reasons or made up reasons. Throw away your coat and tie image from the office, let loose and have fun. How do you know if you pass the acid test in hash? Simple…..A true hash man is annoyed if he does not get on downed, ,green horns get mad if they do……which category is you ?Anyway, to the hares , thanks for the good run, good food and best of all good fun….
ON ON Half Hailam + Pure Teochew
Friday, May 14, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2171
Run : 2171
Date 19th May 2010
Runsite : Ang Siang Kong, Kulai.
Hare : Ajinomoto 012-7828809 & Jaguar 017-7224696.
Date 19th May 2010
Runsite : Ang Siang Kong, Kulai.
Hare : Ajinomoto 012-7828809 & Jaguar 017-7224696.
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| 寄件者 Cola |
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Monday, May 10, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2170
Run : 2170
Date 12nd May 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Fuck U 017-7881300 & Cathay Ang 013-7873838.
JB HHH RUN No. 2170 (12th May, 2010)
CATHAY ANG AND EFF-U’S CARBON COPY RUN
It was the third consecutive week that we congregated at the BIG VALLEY RANCH in SERI ALAM; are we running out of terrains or are the hares nowadays simply too indifferent to scout and recce new areas? Despite the boring monotony, more than 80 turned up to give face to CATHAY ANG and his twin hare EFF-U. In the sultry weather the takraw-tribe was having a raucous time achieving records of sorts; their antics even caught the appreciative eye of Mian-see, who stood by, mesmerised by their deftness! Before the onslaught the Seri Alam management even sent a camera crew to take a group-shoot for publicity! Look out for it in the CNN!
Come 1800 hr the Hares flagged us of towards the lower end of the equestrian paddocks and off the motley crowd strolled, with few kiasu-bastards sprinting to the fore as if an Olympic gold-medal awaits! The run was for the most parts quite screwed-up due to the profusion of the previous weeks’ paper! Even the start, after we ventured into the sandy patch, was riddled with some confusion; the pack scattered like rats in all directions to forage for the elusive connection. In the event it was the SCBs who found the strips clinging on to some bushes and only then did the run begin in earnest. After a brief bash in the bush, paper descended onto the wide track (the Jalan Ah Fook of this estate!) and took to the right. Midway along this track the paper veered left towards the direction of the poultry farm and the durian plantation. The first two checks were easily ferreted out by our localised Yankee Moh Mun Thai; no problem indeed! According to this fleet-footed Kwailoh, after the second check the run simply was a carbon-copy of last week’s. The lazy hares unabashedly traced the same routes and brought us to the vast expanse of the dusty quarry and then followed the Seri Alam main thoroughfare to base! Most of the front steeds galloped home in a matter of 45 to 50 minutes! What an anti-climax it was! To the virile athletes upfront it was like a premature ejaculation! In any case the hares made amends by providing us with succulent watermelons and an array of kuehs to quell the hunger and thirst or perhaps to shut us up! Like all weekly runs, there are always mixed reactions, the strollers will swear it was an excellent run, the serious athletes will curse it for being just a tickle to their physical prowess; and so be it!
CIRCLE was punctuated with a load of commercials, so much so that many non-English speakers found it hard to follow the plethora of events that Itchy Kang was announcing! Perhaps next time we should insert them in the Sin Chew Jit Poh! In the absence of the Whip Jack-ass (which is becoming regular phenomenon), HANDSOME took centrestage; in fact this ex-Whip hasn’t lost his touch and he was hilarious to the core! His spontaneity in catching offenders kept the circle-proceedings rather fluid and continuous. Well done! The one-ring circus was over by 8.45 and we took a circuitous drive to FOO TOO in RINTING for the On-On. With the telecast of the Thomas Cup live, all tables were glued to the box cheering our Malaysian team against the Danes. (The final score: Malaysia won 3-2). Syabas! Ten per head was collected and there were copious amounts of the golden brew to imbibe until we become legless! Thanks for the beers but lay a better run next year! ON-ON
MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE AND PANTHERA ONCA
Date 12nd May 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Fuck U 017-7881300 & Cathay Ang 013-7873838.
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| 寄件者 Cola |
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| 寄件者 Cola |
JB HHH RUN No. 2170 (12th May, 2010)
CATHAY ANG AND EFF-U’S CARBON COPY RUN
It was the third consecutive week that we congregated at the BIG VALLEY RANCH in SERI ALAM; are we running out of terrains or are the hares nowadays simply too indifferent to scout and recce new areas? Despite the boring monotony, more than 80 turned up to give face to CATHAY ANG and his twin hare EFF-U. In the sultry weather the takraw-tribe was having a raucous time achieving records of sorts; their antics even caught the appreciative eye of Mian-see, who stood by, mesmerised by their deftness! Before the onslaught the Seri Alam management even sent a camera crew to take a group-shoot for publicity! Look out for it in the CNN!
Come 1800 hr the Hares flagged us of towards the lower end of the equestrian paddocks and off the motley crowd strolled, with few kiasu-bastards sprinting to the fore as if an Olympic gold-medal awaits! The run was for the most parts quite screwed-up due to the profusion of the previous weeks’ paper! Even the start, after we ventured into the sandy patch, was riddled with some confusion; the pack scattered like rats in all directions to forage for the elusive connection. In the event it was the SCBs who found the strips clinging on to some bushes and only then did the run begin in earnest. After a brief bash in the bush, paper descended onto the wide track (the Jalan Ah Fook of this estate!) and took to the right. Midway along this track the paper veered left towards the direction of the poultry farm and the durian plantation. The first two checks were easily ferreted out by our localised Yankee Moh Mun Thai; no problem indeed! According to this fleet-footed Kwailoh, after the second check the run simply was a carbon-copy of last week’s. The lazy hares unabashedly traced the same routes and brought us to the vast expanse of the dusty quarry and then followed the Seri Alam main thoroughfare to base! Most of the front steeds galloped home in a matter of 45 to 50 minutes! What an anti-climax it was! To the virile athletes upfront it was like a premature ejaculation! In any case the hares made amends by providing us with succulent watermelons and an array of kuehs to quell the hunger and thirst or perhaps to shut us up! Like all weekly runs, there are always mixed reactions, the strollers will swear it was an excellent run, the serious athletes will curse it for being just a tickle to their physical prowess; and so be it!
CIRCLE was punctuated with a load of commercials, so much so that many non-English speakers found it hard to follow the plethora of events that Itchy Kang was announcing! Perhaps next time we should insert them in the Sin Chew Jit Poh! In the absence of the Whip Jack-ass (which is becoming regular phenomenon), HANDSOME took centrestage; in fact this ex-Whip hasn’t lost his touch and he was hilarious to the core! His spontaneity in catching offenders kept the circle-proceedings rather fluid and continuous. Well done! The one-ring circus was over by 8.45 and we took a circuitous drive to FOO TOO in RINTING for the On-On. With the telecast of the Thomas Cup live, all tables were glued to the box cheering our Malaysian team against the Danes. (The final score: Malaysia won 3-2). Syabas! Ten per head was collected and there were copious amounts of the golden brew to imbibe until we become legless! Thanks for the beers but lay a better run next year! ON-ON
MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE AND PANTHERA ONCA
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2169
Run : 2169
Date 5th May 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Guo Siong 019-7782731 & Nyonya Mah 012-7378188.
Date 5th May 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Guo Siong 019-7782731 & Nyonya Mah 012-7378188.
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| 寄件者Cola |
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2168
Run : 2168
Date 28th Apr 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Dirty Monk 012-7779317 & Sex Can 016-3230529.
Rehash No . 2168
Date : 28/4/2010
Hares : Sex Can & Dirty Monk
Runsite : Seri Alam
Aiyo! Not again? Scribe! Scribe!(by Saturday???-ooops,,, it’s my turnlah) I seriously did not have any freaking idea on what I should write………..I got a call from a few members before the run, asking me about the weather in Seri Alam- I told them it’s a “FINE” weather with thunder & lightning. When I reached the runsite around 5pm, it was just drizzling. So far so good huh! Luckily I was well prepared, wearing longs instead of shorts.(sure kaki basah 1).A few guys just started kicking their sepak takraw. I was mingling around with a few senior hashers, by now, more & more members arrived. In spite of the heavy downpour earlier on, this does not seem to dampen the hashing spirit of the members & guests. This augurs well for our future runs.(rain or shine)
Finally, the bugles blared sharply at 6pm announcing the start of the fox hunt.(No, no it was not the start of the fox hunt but the start of our ever eager weekly run!)As usual, we would see the FRB all sprinting away like Usian Bolt(the world 100 metres champ) not realising that it was not a 100 metres race, but a word of caution to all this eager FRB , you’d have a long, long way ahead when the trail was laid by Mongol & gang. Following the FRB, came the SCB- some running, some walking fast & as usual some of them were just strolling (gossiping I presumed).
Then came the 1st check, downhill, uphill & everyone were just standing there-looking like lost souls. After about 10 mins, the FRBs finally found the check. What more, just follow lah, then came the big enormous puddle of water with mud(yucky!)Mainly everyone were just walking up & down the hill due to the traffic jam earlier on. About 2km ahead, I followed the ‘SIGNAL’ to turn right to god knows where.(should be the right way-‘GPS ‘) We were moving ahead, soon later I found out there were like 20 or more of us & guess what, we were led by our GM & the ever loud mouthed Coca Cola halfway through. We went through a wild boar trail, Bangladeshi settlement, Indonesian settlement & etc…….. Finally we came to a straight red mud trail. Our GM & Coca Cola kept on shouting for me to run faster in order to get our ‘GPS’ back on track. While on the way out to the runsite, we saw the ever loving KCB & partner dating the Hindustani way. Anyway, we managed to reach the runsite at about 7.15pm.(not too bad …)
We were treated with mee siam, babi & a few kuih-muih at the runsite. While we were enjoying our spoils, the FRB came out 1 by 1 at around 7.30pm & complained about not finding the 2nd check. They too took shortcuts & came out at 7.30pm? If they were to find the 2nd & 3rd checks, I think it would be around the same time(9pm) as last week during MMT & Flinstone’s run. Are the runs getting longer or are we just getting slower? Well, next week will be my run- I can’t promise whether it will be the same kind of run or not. Anyway, I’ll try my very best .Caution to fellow hashers & harriets-please don’t forget to bring your torchlight!
The circle was called by the GM at 8.03pm.As usual the hares of the day(Sex Can & Dirty Monk) & their co-hares were put on ice.GM called for the mystery hash whip(Handsome) to take the floor due to our permanent hash whip’s(Jack Ass) absence. A few members were summoned to be on ice for various offences .Coca Cola achieved her 400 runs & were also on down.
On on was at Bai Her Restaurant, Taman Molek.(very far leh).Taman Molek , no place to run huh? Or areas around Seri Alam does not have restaurants? The hares ordered 2 barrels of draft ‘ORR KAU’ & 2 bottles of Dimple with 6-7 course dinner (I can’t rememberlah berapa course).Obviously the ‘ORR Kau’ banyak laku!By 10.30pm sudah HABIS.End of the day, makan was FOC. (To the Hares of the day- DOMO Arigato!)
Date 28th Apr 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Dirty Monk 012-7779317 & Sex Can 016-3230529.
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| 寄件者 Cola |
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Rehash No . 2168
Date : 28/4/2010
Hares : Sex Can & Dirty Monk
Runsite : Seri Alam
Aiyo! Not again? Scribe! Scribe!(by Saturday???-ooops,,, it’s my turnlah) I seriously did not have any freaking idea on what I should write………..I got a call from a few members before the run, asking me about the weather in Seri Alam- I told them it’s a “FINE” weather with thunder & lightning. When I reached the runsite around 5pm, it was just drizzling. So far so good huh! Luckily I was well prepared, wearing longs instead of shorts.(sure kaki basah 1).A few guys just started kicking their sepak takraw. I was mingling around with a few senior hashers, by now, more & more members arrived. In spite of the heavy downpour earlier on, this does not seem to dampen the hashing spirit of the members & guests. This augurs well for our future runs.(rain or shine)
Finally, the bugles blared sharply at 6pm announcing the start of the fox hunt.(No, no it was not the start of the fox hunt but the start of our ever eager weekly run!)As usual, we would see the FRB all sprinting away like Usian Bolt(the world 100 metres champ) not realising that it was not a 100 metres race, but a word of caution to all this eager FRB , you’d have a long, long way ahead when the trail was laid by Mongol & gang. Following the FRB, came the SCB- some running, some walking fast & as usual some of them were just strolling (gossiping I presumed).
Then came the 1st check, downhill, uphill & everyone were just standing there-looking like lost souls. After about 10 mins, the FRBs finally found the check. What more, just follow lah, then came the big enormous puddle of water with mud(yucky!)Mainly everyone were just walking up & down the hill due to the traffic jam earlier on. About 2km ahead, I followed the ‘SIGNAL’ to turn right to god knows where.(should be the right way-‘GPS ‘) We were moving ahead, soon later I found out there were like 20 or more of us & guess what, we were led by our GM & the ever loud mouthed Coca Cola halfway through. We went through a wild boar trail, Bangladeshi settlement, Indonesian settlement & etc…….. Finally we came to a straight red mud trail. Our GM & Coca Cola kept on shouting for me to run faster in order to get our ‘GPS’ back on track. While on the way out to the runsite, we saw the ever loving KCB & partner dating the Hindustani way. Anyway, we managed to reach the runsite at about 7.15pm.(not too bad …)
We were treated with mee siam, babi & a few kuih-muih at the runsite. While we were enjoying our spoils, the FRB came out 1 by 1 at around 7.30pm & complained about not finding the 2nd check. They too took shortcuts & came out at 7.30pm? If they were to find the 2nd & 3rd checks, I think it would be around the same time(9pm) as last week during MMT & Flinstone’s run. Are the runs getting longer or are we just getting slower? Well, next week will be my run- I can’t promise whether it will be the same kind of run or not. Anyway, I’ll try my very best .Caution to fellow hashers & harriets-please don’t forget to bring your torchlight!
The circle was called by the GM at 8.03pm.As usual the hares of the day(Sex Can & Dirty Monk) & their co-hares were put on ice.GM called for the mystery hash whip(Handsome) to take the floor due to our permanent hash whip’s(Jack Ass) absence. A few members were summoned to be on ice for various offences .Coca Cola achieved her 400 runs & were also on down.
On on was at Bai Her Restaurant, Taman Molek.(very far leh).Taman Molek , no place to run huh? Or areas around Seri Alam does not have restaurants? The hares ordered 2 barrels of draft ‘ORR KAU’ & 2 bottles of Dimple with 6-7 course dinner (I can’t rememberlah berapa course).Obviously the ‘ORR Kau’ banyak laku!By 10.30pm sudah HABIS.End of the day, makan was FOC. (To the Hares of the day- DOMO Arigato!)
Monday, April 19, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2167
Run : 2167
Date : 21st Apr 2010
Runsite : Lima Kedai .
Hare : Moh Man Tai 012-7103306 & Flinstone 012-7878780
How to go : Take J.B. – K.L. road. After Taman Ungku Tun Aminah, turn left to Gelang Patah road.Drive on till you reach Lima Kedai and look for HHH signs.
REHASH NO. 2167 DATED 21/04/2010
HARES: MOH MUN TAI & FLINSTONE
RUNSITE: LIMA KEDAI
4.00pm:---THANK GOD IT'S WEDNESDAY. Hashing time again. Got up after a good afternoon nap and it was time to get ready for hash. Before that, need to make a few calls to my coffee soulmates.
5.00pm:---COFFEE TIME. New runsite meant new place for coffee. Arrived at Kedai Lima and only managed to meet up with Mongol. As usual, had a few hash gossiping tale before heading towards the runsite. Surprise! surprise! No hash sign was put up at this new runsite and a few early birds, eg wonderwoman, had gone passed it and had to u turn back. Parking area was quite limited considering Wednesday Hash is a big chapter and the popularity of the two Hares had also attracted a large number of guests. Before the run, the Hares gathered all the hashers to announce that there were 4 checks and 3 hills in total and the 3rd check had a mystery drink enough for the first 10 FROPs.
6.00pm:---ON! ON! Sharp at 6.00pm, Flinstone, the Hare started the run. The FROPs were eagered to compete and were seen charging pass the nursery and heading towards the first mini hill. Thinking that they would be the first fews to taste what the Hares had provided for them. They were soon realized that it was not that easy!!! SCBs were taking it easy and were strolling in and around the hugh nursery to get their usual 1 hour workout.
7.00pm:---ONSITE. The usual 1 hour run would see the FROPs streaming in from the home trial but today it was not to be and the only one back were the SCBs. The 2nd group of SCBs, led by Mongol, were seen running in 1/2 hour later. Even the usual front runners like Ironman, Kongkek(guest), G-string etc were shortcutting - reason being very difficult 2nd check and it was getting dark. By now, 60% of the runners were back but there were still another 40 brave hashers running in the dark.
8.00pm:---THE CIRCLE. Where were the Circle? No government!! All the senior committee members were not back yet!! Then we saw the 1st FROP running in. Guessed who? Monbil One and followed by LowChee. Without much hesitation, Mobil One and Flinstone, took their 4x4 to rescue the BROPs. By now an incomplete circle had been formed and realizing how bored they were, MohMunTai took the floor, joined by Loudspeaker, and began singing the hash songs. Rookie JM LanSi came back at 8.30pm and started the circle. The Hare, minus Fliinstone, and their Co-Hares were duly iced and on down!! Followed by more Co-Hares. Well! well! well! Too many cooks spoil the soup. Exactly, local breed KweiLoh should realize early when you had too many masterminds in the mist, the run usually lengthened. More on down for the Hare and his Co-hares when the Whip tookover. However, the Whip was in turn iced and on down by acting GM for not following the proper procedure by handling over the floor to MohMunTai instead of acting GM.
9.00pm:---HASH DINNER. Circle closed? Not to be! GM and all her sidekicks just got back by the 4x4 and was very anguished to punish the Hares for setting such a long run. MohMunTai and Flinstone were immediately summon to sit on ice. Instead of 3 hills according to the Hares, there were 5 hills she claimed and the last one is more like a mountain, even higher than mount KK.
And the mystery drink turned out to be an adultered coconut juice and one of her comrade almost fainted after consuming it. Fortunately, fellow senior hasher from Batu Pahat Bulldozer came to the rescue. The Thank You song was extended to both Bulldozer and Original. Also, to another guest, Lee, with his Touchlight, saved our JM LanSi. The circle finally closed..
10.00pm:--HASH RESTAURANT. Finally we were at the restaurant and with 8 tables full of hungry hashers. Food had to wait cos the Hares had provided us with the very delicious dark fluid to be consumed first. It was indeed very nice. 8 course dinner were then served. More golden fluid, in fact 3 bottles per table, were ordered for hashers who were not keen on dark draft. The enjoyment continued.
11.00pm:--HASH COST. Every goodthing has to come to an end sooner or later. But tonight, the end never ends cos the Hares were so happy that they ordered to open another barrel of Hitam Manis and more Carlsbergs were also ordered. At the end, it was all FOC. The Hares were duly on down for their generosity. Thank you.
12.00pm/am:--HASH GOODNIGHT. By now, many hashers had left for home. And it was time for GM table and rightly so, 2 table full of hard cores continued to enjoy the drink until finally...........
01.00am:---LAST MEN STANDING. The last foursome, Flinstone, Big Potato, LowChee and your truly, still drinking. However, we still couldnot finish the beer and at the end the last 2 (only 2 left after so many) had to be surrendered. ON!! ON!! See you next Wednesday.
YOURS TRULY
Date : 21st Apr 2010
Runsite : Lima Kedai .
Hare : Moh Man Tai 012-7103306 & Flinstone 012-7878780
How to go : Take J.B. – K.L. road. After Taman Ungku Tun Aminah, turn left to Gelang Patah road.Drive on till you reach Lima Kedai and look for HHH signs.
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| 寄件者Cola |
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REHASH NO. 2167 DATED 21/04/2010
HARES: MOH MUN TAI & FLINSTONE
RUNSITE: LIMA KEDAI
4.00pm:---THANK GOD IT'S WEDNESDAY. Hashing time again. Got up after a good afternoon nap and it was time to get ready for hash. Before that, need to make a few calls to my coffee soulmates.
5.00pm:---COFFEE TIME. New runsite meant new place for coffee. Arrived at Kedai Lima and only managed to meet up with Mongol. As usual, had a few hash gossiping tale before heading towards the runsite. Surprise! surprise! No hash sign was put up at this new runsite and a few early birds, eg wonderwoman, had gone passed it and had to u turn back. Parking area was quite limited considering Wednesday Hash is a big chapter and the popularity of the two Hares had also attracted a large number of guests. Before the run, the Hares gathered all the hashers to announce that there were 4 checks and 3 hills in total and the 3rd check had a mystery drink enough for the first 10 FROPs.
6.00pm:---ON! ON! Sharp at 6.00pm, Flinstone, the Hare started the run. The FROPs were eagered to compete and were seen charging pass the nursery and heading towards the first mini hill. Thinking that they would be the first fews to taste what the Hares had provided for them. They were soon realized that it was not that easy!!! SCBs were taking it easy and were strolling in and around the hugh nursery to get their usual 1 hour workout.
7.00pm:---ONSITE. The usual 1 hour run would see the FROPs streaming in from the home trial but today it was not to be and the only one back were the SCBs. The 2nd group of SCBs, led by Mongol, were seen running in 1/2 hour later. Even the usual front runners like Ironman, Kongkek(guest), G-string etc were shortcutting - reason being very difficult 2nd check and it was getting dark. By now, 60% of the runners were back but there were still another 40 brave hashers running in the dark.
8.00pm:---THE CIRCLE. Where were the Circle? No government!! All the senior committee members were not back yet!! Then we saw the 1st FROP running in. Guessed who? Monbil One and followed by LowChee. Without much hesitation, Mobil One and Flinstone, took their 4x4 to rescue the BROPs. By now an incomplete circle had been formed and realizing how bored they were, MohMunTai took the floor, joined by Loudspeaker, and began singing the hash songs. Rookie JM LanSi came back at 8.30pm and started the circle. The Hare, minus Fliinstone, and their Co-Hares were duly iced and on down!! Followed by more Co-Hares. Well! well! well! Too many cooks spoil the soup. Exactly, local breed KweiLoh should realize early when you had too many masterminds in the mist, the run usually lengthened. More on down for the Hare and his Co-hares when the Whip tookover. However, the Whip was in turn iced and on down by acting GM for not following the proper procedure by handling over the floor to MohMunTai instead of acting GM.
9.00pm:---HASH DINNER. Circle closed? Not to be! GM and all her sidekicks just got back by the 4x4 and was very anguished to punish the Hares for setting such a long run. MohMunTai and Flinstone were immediately summon to sit on ice. Instead of 3 hills according to the Hares, there were 5 hills she claimed and the last one is more like a mountain, even higher than mount KK.
And the mystery drink turned out to be an adultered coconut juice and one of her comrade almost fainted after consuming it. Fortunately, fellow senior hasher from Batu Pahat Bulldozer came to the rescue. The Thank You song was extended to both Bulldozer and Original. Also, to another guest, Lee, with his Touchlight, saved our JM LanSi. The circle finally closed..
10.00pm:--HASH RESTAURANT. Finally we were at the restaurant and with 8 tables full of hungry hashers. Food had to wait cos the Hares had provided us with the very delicious dark fluid to be consumed first. It was indeed very nice. 8 course dinner were then served. More golden fluid, in fact 3 bottles per table, were ordered for hashers who were not keen on dark draft. The enjoyment continued.
11.00pm:--HASH COST. Every goodthing has to come to an end sooner or later. But tonight, the end never ends cos the Hares were so happy that they ordered to open another barrel of Hitam Manis and more Carlsbergs were also ordered. At the end, it was all FOC. The Hares were duly on down for their generosity. Thank you.
12.00pm/am:--HASH GOODNIGHT. By now, many hashers had left for home. And it was time for GM table and rightly so, 2 table full of hard cores continued to enjoy the drink until finally...........
01.00am:---LAST MEN STANDING. The last foursome, Flinstone, Big Potato, LowChee and your truly, still drinking. However, we still couldnot finish the beer and at the end the last 2 (only 2 left after so many) had to be surrendered. ON!! ON!! See you next Wednesday.
YOURS TRULY
Friday, April 16, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Seletar Hash House Harriers 30th Anniversary Run
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30th Anniversary on Saturday and Sunday, 26-27 June 2010
Damages
Singapore Hash Members : S$100 for two days.
Malaysian Hash Members : RM200 for two days.
Contact : Bernard 016-7233330 , Email : bernard@tecomas.com.my
Register online at http://seletar.hash.org.sg/30/
Programme
Friday, 25 June 2010
Noon to 9:00 P.M. Registration
9:00 P.M to Midnight Welcome Party
Saturday, 26 June 2010
2:00 P.M. Registration Begins
4:00 P.M. Buses Leave For Long Runs
4:15 P.M. Buses Leave For Medium Runs
4:30 P.M. Buses Leave For Short Runs
6:30 P.M. Return to Run Site
7:30 P.M. Let’s Eat
8:30 P.M. Showtime
Midnight Dance ‘Til You Drop
Sunday, 27 June 2010
12:00 Noon Lunch
2:00 P.M. Gispert Memorial Run
4:30 P.M. Horrors Run
Evening More Drinking
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2166
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Run : 2166
Date 14th Apr 2010
Runsite : Taman Pulai Utama.
Hare : Chapalang 012-7718809 & Condom 012-7512585.
How to go : Take J.B.-K.L. road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian Road. Enter Taman University, pass Jusco & go straight. Look for HHH signs.
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ReHash of Run Number 2166
Venue: Taman Pulai Utama
Date : 14/4/10
Hares : Chapalan & Condom
Preamble
Well this was a new venue for me. It took all the horsepower of my Turbocharged Subaru to get to the run on time. Hash signs were set up very well, but it still seemed a little bit too close to the heart of this new city area for a hash run. Nevertheless a good crowd showed up and all were flagged off promptly at 6 o’clock. Recent afternoon rains promised a slippery trail and some paper searches. We were not to be disappointed on either account.
The Run
As we charged into the palm plantation we moved generally downhill and forded several streams before we turned back from what was a fairly long loop and headed to the highway. The first check was easily broken by Assasin and his gang and we all moved into new area passing through a tunnel underneath the highway. There the second check was broken and we moved into palm estates and more and more river crossings before we began to slowly turn right and back toward the highway where we passed through a lobang by bending over and grabbing ankles, or doing the elephant walk. Surely we were headed home now.
This was not to be the case as we all headed into another loop through stone quarries, and twists and turns to the 3rd check which simply completed this loop and started another one. My GPS was already showing 9 KM and home was far far away. What to do lah. It was getting dark and the snakes were coming out, not the one-eyed spitting kind, but a real cobra crossed right in front of me, just after Kapilan passed it without even seeing it. I had to put the brakes on in full to keep from stepping on the damn thing. Seeing cobras on the run has all sorts of nasty and evil portent, so I vowed to maintain my sobriety for the night and be sure to get home safely.
Regardless, we trudged along with darkening skies and difficult footing. I finally landed home in about 1 hour 30 minutes and 11+ km on the GPS. However the most interesting thing in looking at the trail?? later we had run almost a perfect 4 leaf clover with 4 large loops, this must have been a belated St. Paddy Day run and we were not informed.
As it got increasingly darker, runners came home by dribs and drabs, until the GM finally made her appearance. All took their showers and were ready for the circle by 8:15.
The Circle
This was more of a flattened oval than a circle as we were blocked in with cars and a 2 lane carriageway. The hare’s were appropriately iced and castigated for this extremely long and somewhat foul run. The GM also did some additional whipping before handing over to the whip. All sorts of miscreants were iced, but unfortunately the details are lost as the writer seemed to have forgotten about his cobra encounter and imbibed heavily of the drink. Suffice it to say that after placing many asses on ice, we celebrated run records, and introduced a guest that claimed So Big for her uncle, and concluded with some witty remarks by Moh Man Tai that absolutely no one understood. Then it was off to the restoran 1186 that was fortunately just down the road. We all received good food, and good beer from the hares. Despite the fact the GM left early, there was at least one table that partied until the cows come home. Fortunately the cobra jinx did not affect me and I arrived home safely.
Thank to the hares for a good and challenging event. Best Regards,
MMT
Saturday, April 10, 2010
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| Tapau |
"13rd BORNEO NASH HASH "15~17th July 2011
by Miri HHH http://www.mirihhh.com/
Registration Fee : RM 200 per pax (Nov 2009~May 2010), RM 250 per pax (June 2010~Oct 2010) , RM 300 per pax (Nov 2010~Mar 2011) , RM350 per pax (Apr 2011~July 2011)
Please contact Miri H3 GM Wim Van Vliet 019-8856514 Email : wimvanvliet123@hotmail.com
or
Miri H3 Entertainment Sec :TaPau : 019-8448582
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2165
Run : 2165
Date 7th Apr 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : TAN BOO LAI 019-7795041 & TAN CHIN GU 012-7985863 &
Date 7th Apr 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : TAN BOO LAI 019-7795041 & TAN CHIN GU 012-7985863 &
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| 寄件者 Cola |
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Johor Joint Run 2010
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Johor Joint Run
JCSC Hash
24th April 2010
Registration : RM40.
Registration Time : 4pm .
Venue : Jalan Sungai Chat
Contact GM : Bernard 016-7233330 , Email : bernard@tecomas.com.my
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