RUN NO: 2243
WHEN: 05th Oct 11
HARES: OLD DEVIL 019-7292675/WASHER 019-7773879
WHERE: UNIVERSITI KUALA LUMPUR, SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, go past the horse riding school, lookout for HHH signs (Universiti Kuala Lumpur sign) to turn left.
JBHHH RUN No. 2243 (05102011)
(This part is written by Rotiman in Hainanese)
JBHHH JEE-JEE TEE-TAR RUN (JEE-LENG YIT-YIT NEE, TAP-GUEK-NGOH-HO)
KIN-JIT HAY TIONG-YANG JUEH NGAM-NGAM TIN-TUAR JIAT-THOR-WAY OO TAU OO BEKSUAR. IAT-MOR LAU-KOOI TONG-MAI WAH-SEH, NOR-NANG-EH-TAU BANG DEE SAY-LEE AH-LAM MAH-LAH HAK-HOW.BOH-CHUAY NANG LAI; TAN-SEE YA-NANG YA CHIOW-SIONG JIAT-LIAT, THART-KIU! TIAM-SIA BUAT KAU, YEE-NANG SIO BEH TAU! KAI-SEE, BOH-MEE SIANG! GUA-NANG BEH PAE LEE-PAR, HO-CHEONG SENG-SENG! LIAN-OW CHUAR WAN-JIP KHEE JIAR-CHIU-PENG; PEH-KUEH CHIU-NEE SUAR. THOW-KAI CHEK NAKO LUAN! JIATMOR SAT-SAU HENG JIANG CHIT-CHIAK BOH-BUEH KOW, LUAN-LUAN-CHONG! NOR-TUINANG KIAR TEH-LOW;JIAT TUI EH THOW-NANG HAY BOTAK YENG, LENG-GUAR JIAT TUI, TOI CHOO-TIT KIAR-SOOT DUAR-LOW DUI. JIAT-MOR LAU-CHEE KONG YEE-NANG LUANTAU
TOH SUAY-TIO CHUAR!
(Now this part is written by Sludge in Hokkien)
CHUAN-EH PHOW-THENG CHAR-POOT-TOH PUEH KONGLEE; OO-KOW LAU-KUAR LAI LIMCHIU! TAN-SEE EEE-K’UAN KEW-CHWEE; OO-CHIT-SUAR KOR-T’NG EH KHAR-SIOW KIAR HOR-CHWEE CHEEM-LIOW EH-YEEW! CHAR-CHAR KH’ER CH’AN-KUAN; CHIT-KUI-EH LANSAI-LANG TOH ENG-KAI EH-LAY-PAI CHAY-S’NG! KUAR CH’IUW-LIOW, LAN-EH CHHOO-SIT KIO LAU-KOOI KEOW WAH-SEH CHAY-S’NG; WAH-LAN-EH! ARNEE-CHUAY KAY-POH TAU-KHAR-CH’IU! YI-NANG SEE: COCA-COLA, AHJO, C’HIUW-C’HIUW KANG, YO-KEE HIM, TIAN-SUAR TIO-SOT KIOW HIT-CHIAK HAPAR KOW;
TONGKIM EH SEETAI BAH KOOT TEH EHSAI SIAR HIT-CHUAI THAM-CHIAK-EH LAI SARKANG! TAN-SEE HIT-CHIAK HAPAR KOW, BAH-KOOT-TEH CHIAK- LIOW BOH LAI CHOKANG! KIN-JIT EEE-K’UAN CHIN CH’AR, CHIN-CHUAY LANG KONG UAY! YIAN-TOW LOR LIOW KWEE-PUAY CHIU! ENG-KAI HIT-KEE CHWEE-CH’ENG AI ENG TOH-TERNG. TUA-HEE BUAY KOW KOW-TIAM TOH SUAK! TAI-KAY HUAR CHIAR KH’ER HOO TOR TUAR-CHIAK! NERNG EH THOR-THOW CHIN KH’ONG-KH’AI, POOT-TAN BOH S’NG CHII, CHIT-TOH KO KHWEE SAR-KEE CHIU! CHIN-KAMSIAH!
TRANSLATION:
(Hainanese version): Today is Chong Yang Festival; aptly JBHHH has a run and a hill-climb; this Old Devil and Washer both have their run set at theSeri Alam Mara College. Not many come; but they were all in their usual boisterous mood and kicking balls. Even before time they thought of running! The beginning wasn’t so nice! We had to cling on to thefence, like chimps! Therafter thepapaer turned onto the right side; climb over a rubber mountain. The efirst check was a bit confusing! This bloke Killer Heng like a tailless mongrel, dashed about wildly! Two teams went shortcut; the headman of on eteam was Botak Yeng, another rteam followed the GM to walk out to the main road. This guy LAO Chee said they just ran helterskelter and there was paper!
(Hokkien Version): The whole run-route was about 8 km; enough sweat to drink beer! But the
Circle shrunk; a small coterie of sugar-coated chaps were scared the rain might melt them! Very early they went to the restaurant; these few cocked-up bastards must sit on ice next week!
After singing the songs, our GM called upon Old Devil and Washer to sit on ice; wah-my-cock! There were so many busybodies to ‘fit-hand and leg’! They were: Coca Cola, Joe the She, Itchy-itchy Kang, Yogi Bear, Wire Got Shorted and that specimen called Bulldog; these days buying Bakuteh can induce those greedy bastards to come and lend a helping hand! But that specimen of Bulldog ate the bakuteh and never turned up to work! Today’s circle was very noisy; many people were talking and Handsome Law had to
waste a few cups of beer! It is necessary to use the water-gun again! The Grand Opera finished well before 9! We drove to Foo Too for a big feast! The two head Hares were very generous, not only did they not collect money they also opened three bottles of beer per table! Thank you very much!
