Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2212

RUN NO: 2212
WHEN: 2nd Mac 2011
HARES: ICE CREAM 019-7711556 & 555 012-7211555
WHERE: SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang Highway, exit Bandar Seri Alam, look for hash signs .

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JBH RUN

JBHHH RUN No. 2212 (02032011)
ICECREAM AND TRIPLE-FIVE, THE PARTY COMES ALIVE!
A huge crowd thronged the wide road in front of the BIG VALLEY RANCH in SERI ALAM until the parking was spilling into the old equestrian club; the road barricades aggravated the situation. There were visitors from all over Johor who came to grace this special occasion of our gracious GM ICECREAM and of course his not-so-gracious twin-Hare TRIPLE-FIVE. But the latter graciously invited a bevy of beauties to help in the marking and doling out the tees.
Just when the crowd was teeming to the brink of the road, the time for the onslaught arrived and so the Hares startedus off towards the usual dirt road after the boom-gate; this erstwhile eroded path is now a well-levelled thoroughfare for the humongous trucks that plied to the construction-site behind. In fact the entire terrain is now bulldozed until it is totally unrecognizable! Whatever remains is the rubber on the right, near the pylons; and that was where the run centred. The earlier shower helped wash away the irritating mossies and the salubrious air was indeed very conducive for an hour of brisk jogging. The in-trail veered left into a cluster of bushes and was heading perilously to the open construction site; but it pulled back to the more wooded areas to give us some semblance of a proper hash trail. All three checks were ferreted out by our vintage runner, IRONMAN. This fleet-footed baldie had laid numerous runs here and he knew every palm and every twig! Suffice to say the red-trail came out the same way we went in; most of the FROPs came out in jolly good time to partake of the multifarious victuals that were laid out. Adeviant group led by Itchy Kang went gallivanting into No-Man’s Land and one of the unfortunate followers Pang Jeo later exacted retribution when she took the floor and pilloried his wayward guide! As the GM was the Hare, JM FLINTSTONE chaired the proceedings and he was up in his elements and captivated the attention with his wisecracks; but unfortunately his repetitive reference to the ’lauchabors’ engaged the wrath of the scornful grande dames and these Amazons rebuked the intransigent chauvinist to the ice and almost trigger off a Battle of the Sexes!
Woe-betide those who dare to cross shrews and vixens like Original, Kim Chi. Pang Jio and Coca Cola! It has become a regular affair that the elected Whip goes AWOL every week! Handsome stood in as the acting Whip, and he was definitely more entertaining! This roly-poly comic was hilariously clowning around and contributing much to the mirth. The visiting GMs were all ‘honoured’ for being cheapskates who only come for the GM’s free party and free tee! Screwdriver was on hand to warble the accompanying the on-down notes, but his strumming couldn’t keep pace with So Big’s tuneless fornicating gestures: ‘tang-tang-tang-tang, tang-tang-tang, Ooh-Aah’! Once again LSB and Yik were iced for no apparent reason! Just at the whims and fancies of Pang Jio! What blasphemy! The rectangle
Circle was over by 9 and we took a circuitous drive to FOO TOO in Rinting for the noisy grand banquet; the cacophony coupled with a sea of red made us look like an intimidating army of Thaksin supporters! The generous hares declared the Do FOC. Bulldog and his cronies chipped in to contribute two kegs of Guinness Draft and the
merriment on their table reached a real inebriated crescendo!
THANKS ICECREAM AND TRIPLE FIVE! MAY YOU REMAIN GM FOR LIVE! ON-ON
HAN SUAN LAO-寒酸佬