RUN NO: 2264
WHEN: 29th Feb 12
HARES: JUICY KAN 016-7731900/THAM SOOK 019-7936509
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left and enter to Taman Pelangi Indah. Go straight & look for HHH signs.
JBHHH # 2264 (29-02-2012)
THE LEAP-YEAR DAY RUN
It’s 29th February and it comes only quadrennially; fortunately it doesn’t mean that Hares THAMSOOK and JUICY have only to lay their run every four years! This veteran duo has no lack of supporters; they had a platoon of co-hares led by the Ulu Tiram Mafia comprising Long Cock and his henchmen ZOO SHE, BOTAK YENG and ZHUMICHONG. What a contingent of heavyweights just to lay a simple three-check run.
The run-site was at the cul-de-sac of PELANGI INDAH, now barricaded with a corrugated hoarding complete with locked gates. The turnout was the usual eightyish and the twin Hares were there early to take the roll-call while the takraw boys were creating a racket with their weekly (weakly) wretched game!
The three-check run started with a stroll over the silvery pipe and then turning left towards the foothills before making the dreaded ascent on the gas-pipe corridor; this lengthy climb sapped up more than half hour! Many followed the contours of the SAJ pipe and went for an evening stroll in direction of JP Perdana
while another herd followed the Mongolian herdsman and rounded to the posterior of Putreriwangsa and finding their way back via Puteri Park. The paper-puritans adhered religiously to the trail and turned left after the gas-pipe and went for a prolong stint of bush-bashing within the rubber and the palms. Two other
checks within this terrain were very quickly ferreted out by Killer Heng and Sore Arse; the duo raced back to the site in just under the hour. Other runners trickled in from all directions. There was food-galore onsite that some cynics said made the On-On redundant!
CIRCLE started with the usual (and by now boring!) Swing-Low Hymn and was followed by some coarse warbling from the mouth of LSB. When the GM passed the baton to the Whip, in typical contempt of proceedings, the cacophony of the chatters continued to heckle the floor with increased decibels! Perhaps we should re-introduce the Water Shoot to silence these loquacious bastards! Week after week, poor Kimchi was singled out for the ice! Is this some kind of victimization? Or has the Whip got some personal vendetta against this hapless female!? In the midst of the hullaballoo two guests went around the shake and
rattled off five names rather effortlessly. Poor Zhumichong who was fingered out as their host (by some earlier connivance and frame-up!) had to sit on the block until his buttocks looked like a mortuary mass!
Why can’t the actual host have the guts to stand out instead of conspiring to torture others? Or perhaps we should do away with this system altogether and have the visitors sit on the Ice and we in turn queue up to
shake their hands. The last floor-taker was Pangjio and she did bring a whiff of fresh air to the dull circle.
The On-On was at nearby Soon Lee Bitter-Gourd Soup and we had a merrier On-On than the circle. Food
can do wonders! Thanks JUICY and THAMSOOK for the bottles on the table. EM-KOI!
ON-ON
DATO HAMPER KING & NON-DATO SAFETY BOOTS
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2263
RUN NO: 2263
WHEN: 22nd Feb 12
HARES: GM RUN(ICE CREAM 019-7711556) JUICY KAN & THAM SOOK
WHERE: SETIA ECO GARDEN PRIMARY SCHOOL PAI TZE
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang- Perling-Gelang Patah highway,go all the way straight towards Pontian. End of the road, turn right at the traffic light & go straight again until you see Setia Eco on your right. Look for HHH signs.
Run No: 2263 Date: 22-2-12 Venue: Setia Eco Garden Primary Sch :
Hare: G.M. Ice Cream
__________________________________________________________________________
It, being the GM's run the heavens was merciful. The weather was fine, hot and humid.
Not a drop of rain.
I started out quite early, not wanting to be caught in any traffic snarl and not wanting to
inadvertently take the wrong turnings when I reached the Iskandar area with its maze
of highways. Besides, I am not quite familiar with the location of the run-site. Well,
blame it on the GM lah!
Stopping over at Taman Perling for a drink of of teh tarik at a mamak restaurant. After
paying the toll fee I decided to drive at a leisurely pace, keeping a keen eye on the
road signs and any hash signs lest I end up in Tuas or Timbuktu. You got the drift?
Thankfully there wasn't any hitch and I managed to turn into an old road leading to the
run-site and the Primary school. Time: 4.20pm. Not a hash soul within sight. I drove
to the security post further on and made some enquries. A stern-looking guard eyed
me with suspicion. My conversation with the guy went something like this :-
"Hello," I greeted him. "Sini ada orang masuk buat jogging tak?"
The guard answered, "Jogging yah!"
I repeated,"You tahu jogging."
He shot back, "Jogging yoh!"
I decided to change tack, "Ada orang masuk buat lari tak?" At the same time gesturing
with both hands the motion of a runner.
The guy seems to be a nut and he replied, "Oh lali. Sini mana mana boleh lali."
Finally I resigned to the fact that he must be an alien and asked one last question.
"Ada banyak kereta masuk dalam?"
"Oh kereta, yah yah banyak kereta masuk dalam!"
He waved me on. Two hundred meters into the vast area I found out he was right literally.
"Banyak kereta dalam." Myriads of kereta or in English lorries laden with earth were
plying the landscape. Turning around I parked in front of the school and contacted GM
by phone. She replied and informed that she was still on top of the mountain and trying
to negotiate her way down with her co-hares and that the run-site was in front of the
school.
By 5-45pm there was quite a large turn-out - members, guests and members from other
chapters. And when GM finally emerged from the leech infested jungle with her co-hares
Flintstone and Pang Leo in tow the run was about to begin. The run started along the
periphery of the mountain for as far as the eye could see and then I would presume led
upwards. What happened next and at the circle or at the on-on I plead ignorance. Not
there lah!
Plenty of finger foods and others at the beer wagon.There's sponsors galore. Long Cock
and wife came with their nasi lemak speciality, Seng Bock and wife sponsored many
different kinds of delicious nyonya kueh. And then there were yong tau foo and someone
brought in a huge container of curry puffs. Someone mentioned that each one need to tar
pau something home and the foods were good enough for both dinner and supper.
Thanks to GM and her co-hares for the mountaineering experience and for the beer and
food at the on on. Thanks also to the generous sponsors of food. By the way, how come
my run no one sponsors huh? On On!
Scribed by hash stalwart Tham Sook
and ably assisted by hash evergreen Juicy Kan
WHEN: 22nd Feb 12
HARES: GM RUN(ICE CREAM 019-7711556) JUICY KAN & THAM SOOK
WHERE: SETIA ECO GARDEN PRIMARY SCHOOL PAI TZE
HOW: Take Pasir Gudang- Perling-Gelang Patah highway,go all the way straight towards Pontian. End of the road, turn right at the traffic light & go straight again until you see Setia Eco on your right. Look for HHH signs.
Run No: 2263 Date: 22-2-12 Venue: Setia Eco Garden Primary Sch :
Hare: G.M. Ice Cream
__________________________________________________________________________
It, being the GM's run the heavens was merciful. The weather was fine, hot and humid.
Not a drop of rain.
I started out quite early, not wanting to be caught in any traffic snarl and not wanting to
inadvertently take the wrong turnings when I reached the Iskandar area with its maze
of highways. Besides, I am not quite familiar with the location of the run-site. Well,
blame it on the GM lah!
Stopping over at Taman Perling for a drink of of teh tarik at a mamak restaurant. After
paying the toll fee I decided to drive at a leisurely pace, keeping a keen eye on the
road signs and any hash signs lest I end up in Tuas or Timbuktu. You got the drift?
Thankfully there wasn't any hitch and I managed to turn into an old road leading to the
run-site and the Primary school. Time: 4.20pm. Not a hash soul within sight. I drove
to the security post further on and made some enquries. A stern-looking guard eyed
me with suspicion. My conversation with the guy went something like this :-
"Hello," I greeted him. "Sini ada orang masuk buat jogging tak?"
The guard answered, "Jogging yah!"
I repeated,"You tahu jogging."
He shot back, "Jogging yoh!"
I decided to change tack, "Ada orang masuk buat lari tak?" At the same time gesturing
with both hands the motion of a runner.
The guy seems to be a nut and he replied, "Oh lali. Sini mana mana boleh lali."
Finally I resigned to the fact that he must be an alien and asked one last question.
"Ada banyak kereta masuk dalam?"
"Oh kereta, yah yah banyak kereta masuk dalam!"
He waved me on. Two hundred meters into the vast area I found out he was right literally.
"Banyak kereta dalam." Myriads of kereta or in English lorries laden with earth were
plying the landscape. Turning around I parked in front of the school and contacted GM
by phone. She replied and informed that she was still on top of the mountain and trying
to negotiate her way down with her co-hares and that the run-site was in front of the
school.
By 5-45pm there was quite a large turn-out - members, guests and members from other
chapters. And when GM finally emerged from the leech infested jungle with her co-hares
Flintstone and Pang Leo in tow the run was about to begin. The run started along the
periphery of the mountain for as far as the eye could see and then I would presume led
upwards. What happened next and at the circle or at the on-on I plead ignorance. Not
there lah!
Plenty of finger foods and others at the beer wagon.There's sponsors galore. Long Cock
and wife came with their nasi lemak speciality, Seng Bock and wife sponsored many
different kinds of delicious nyonya kueh. And then there were yong tau foo and someone
brought in a huge container of curry puffs. Someone mentioned that each one need to tar
pau something home and the foods were good enough for both dinner and supper.
Thanks to GM and her co-hares for the mountaineering experience and for the beer and
food at the on on. Thanks also to the generous sponsors of food. By the way, how come
my run no one sponsors huh? On On!
Scribed by hash stalwart Tham Sook
and ably assisted by hash evergreen Juicy Kan
Friday, February 10, 2012
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2262
RUN NO: 2262
DATE: 15th Feb 12
HARES : SIANG SIANG MABOK 019-7776613/FLOWER CRAB 012-7090002
RUNSITE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
RUN NO : 2262 DATE : 15/02/2012
HARES : SIANG 2 MABOK & FLOWER CRAB
VENUE : TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
…………………………………………………………………………………………
The writter of scribe was absent due to something on in somewhere else.
All the below information was given by someone, if you have any query or any mistake please refer to Somebody !!!
Supposed a Sunny Day at the morning, temperature was up to 38 degree, but it was
start rain at noon time till the check in hour. The run site at Taman Desa Tebrau
play ground with plenty of car parking lots. Although the whether was cooled and wet , the hares still carry their duty to marked the attendant list. Sepak Takraw team kicking here and there at the other corner. The hare talk to the other hare : today not many members came I think we order three tables for On, On!
6.00pm on, on shouted! The FCB group ran toward the trail, certain members walking in the rain and a few of them hide inside their car to prevent cooling. There was three (3)
Checks in the trail, but somehow its uphill and down hill, not too long run, if you really
do it, its still can burning your body fat. 7.15pm SCB & FCB almost came back to run site and having some finger food & energy drink provided by hare & club.
Due to absentee of GM, 8.00pm Circle was conducted by Acting GM Flinston. After ‘Swing Low’ and a few hash songs , Whip stood the floor and many of the offences were put on ice with a free cup of beer.
Circle end up at 9.00pm , Acting announced next week run at Taman Setia Eco, Primary School Pai Tze, Gelang Patah.
On! On! At Restaurant Pang Leo, Taman Johor Jaya with six (6) tables instead of three
Tables which hares estimate earlier, luckily restaurant able to prepared food for us. After delicious foods were served hares announced F.O.C for the makan, Thank you very much to the generous hares for Good Run, Good Food and Good night!!! See you next Wed………
GM Ice Cream
DATE: 15th Feb 12
HARES : SIANG SIANG MABOK 019-7776613/FLOWER CRAB 012-7090002
RUNSITE: TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
RUN NO : 2262 DATE : 15/02/2012
HARES : SIANG 2 MABOK & FLOWER CRAB
VENUE : TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
…………………………………………………………………………………………
The writter of scribe was absent due to something on in somewhere else.
All the below information was given by someone, if you have any query or any mistake please refer to Somebody !!!
Supposed a Sunny Day at the morning, temperature was up to 38 degree, but it was
start rain at noon time till the check in hour. The run site at Taman Desa Tebrau
play ground with plenty of car parking lots. Although the whether was cooled and wet , the hares still carry their duty to marked the attendant list. Sepak Takraw team kicking here and there at the other corner. The hare talk to the other hare : today not many members came I think we order three tables for On, On!
6.00pm on, on shouted! The FCB group ran toward the trail, certain members walking in the rain and a few of them hide inside their car to prevent cooling. There was three (3)
Checks in the trail, but somehow its uphill and down hill, not too long run, if you really
do it, its still can burning your body fat. 7.15pm SCB & FCB almost came back to run site and having some finger food & energy drink provided by hare & club.
Due to absentee of GM, 8.00pm Circle was conducted by Acting GM Flinston. After ‘Swing Low’ and a few hash songs , Whip stood the floor and many of the offences were put on ice with a free cup of beer.
Circle end up at 9.00pm , Acting announced next week run at Taman Setia Eco, Primary School Pai Tze, Gelang Patah.
On! On! At Restaurant Pang Leo, Taman Johor Jaya with six (6) tables instead of three
Tables which hares estimate earlier, luckily restaurant able to prepared food for us. After delicious foods were served hares announced F.O.C for the makan, Thank you very much to the generous hares for Good Run, Good Food and Good night!!! See you next Wed………
GM Ice Cream
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2261
RUN NO: 2261
WHEN: 08th Feb 12
HARES: BIG BUM 016-7721448/NO CONDOM 019-7309200
WHERE: UNIVERSITI KUALA LUMPUR, SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi Road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field lookout for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end.
Run No : 2261 8th February 2012
Hares: Big Bum and No Condom Runsite: Seri Alam Uni KL
Runsite: Park along the road to University Kuala Lumpur. Road is wide for but we usually take the left lane with lesser traffic. Seems to be the only runsite in Seri Alam now. If you get here too early, its very hot with no shelter. The sepak takraw gang has to move all away into the nearby trees . Turn out was pretty good today and its seems many need to come for the run to tone down the extra inches put on during Chinese New Year
Run: It started going behind the Mara college, different from the usual route. First check was at Flora height and it was easily found as many had expected the trail to veer left. Second check caught a few front runners off guard as they had expected it to head towards home. Instead, it continued deeper. Iron Man and
Cuci shortcutted in the process and got home at 7.15pm. Actual front runner got back around 7.30pm and this was definitely a long run.
Circle: In the absence of the hash whip, things got a little more exciting with new faces and ideas in the
circle. Loudspeaker stood as mystery whip and that was followed by Soh Big and Flinstone. Many were put on ice for various offences.
ON ON ON – Makan was at our favourite FooToo in Taman Rinting. The hares ordered sumptuous food with two bottles of golden fluid per table. Thanks to the hares for doing a great do especially on a Wednesday night.
ON ON
Flower Crab and SS Mabuk
WHEN: 08th Feb 12
HARES: BIG BUM 016-7721448/NO CONDOM 019-7309200
WHERE: UNIVERSITI KUALA LUMPUR, SERI ALAM
HOW: Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi Road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field lookout for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end.
Run No : 2261 8th February 2012
Hares: Big Bum and No Condom Runsite: Seri Alam Uni KL
Runsite: Park along the road to University Kuala Lumpur. Road is wide for but we usually take the left lane with lesser traffic. Seems to be the only runsite in Seri Alam now. If you get here too early, its very hot with no shelter. The sepak takraw gang has to move all away into the nearby trees . Turn out was pretty good today and its seems many need to come for the run to tone down the extra inches put on during Chinese New Year
Run: It started going behind the Mara college, different from the usual route. First check was at Flora height and it was easily found as many had expected the trail to veer left. Second check caught a few front runners off guard as they had expected it to head towards home. Instead, it continued deeper. Iron Man and
Cuci shortcutted in the process and got home at 7.15pm. Actual front runner got back around 7.30pm and this was definitely a long run.
Circle: In the absence of the hash whip, things got a little more exciting with new faces and ideas in the
circle. Loudspeaker stood as mystery whip and that was followed by Soh Big and Flinstone. Many were put on ice for various offences.
ON ON ON – Makan was at our favourite FooToo in Taman Rinting. The hares ordered sumptuous food with two bottles of golden fluid per table. Thanks to the hares for doing a great do especially on a Wednesday night.
ON ON
Flower Crab and SS Mabuk
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2259
RUN NO: 2259
WHEN: 25th Jan 12
HARES: INDOMEE 012-7100004/KANASAI 019-7771961
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.
WHEN: 25th Jan 12
HARES: INDOMEE 012-7100004/KANASAI 019-7771961
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left into Taman Pelangi Indah.Go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.
Friday, January 20, 2012
JBH3 Chinese New Year Run
Chinese New Year Run
RUN NO: 2259
DATE: 2 5 t h Jan 12
HARES : INDOMEE 012- 7100004/KANASAI 019- 7771961
RUNSITE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
RUNSITE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2258
RUN NO: 2258
WHEN: 18th Jan 12
HARES: JOCKEY 012-7109633/BIG POTATO 019-7888505
WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS
HOW: Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road.Drive on and
turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH signs.
Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.
Date: 18th January 2012
Run Site: Taman Impian Emas
Hare: Jockey & Big Potato
RUN NO ; 2258
I arrived the run site at 5.45pm
As usual the sepak takraw team was playing the usual game. Of course the weather was
raining like “cats and dogs”.
Exactly at 6 pm the hare Jockey flag off the run. The run was exciting and interesting going
through railway tracks, ravine, slopes, drain and river.
The front runner came at 7:45 pm followed by all the stupid short cutters.
I arrived at 8.50pm and the last runner was Bull dozer. Today’s run was about 15km.
A lot of finger foods on arrival. As usual the circle started at 8:00 pm by our grandmisterss
ice-cream followed by singing of signature, hash song, Announcement made, punishments
meted out, gigglings from the lau char bor’s corner and cacophony of noises.
At 9:05 pm the circle ended followed by on on at New restaurant at Tmn Setia Tropika .
good food with a lot of beers free following all night long.
Good run, good food and a memorable run .
SYABAS AND WELL DONE HARES !!!
Yours truly,
KANASAI & INDOMEE
WHEN: 18th Jan 12
HARES: JOCKEY 012-7109633/BIG POTATO 019-7888505
WHERE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS
HOW: Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road.Drive on and
turn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHH signs.
Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.
Date: 18th January 2012
Run Site: Taman Impian Emas
Hare: Jockey & Big Potato
RUN NO ; 2258
I arrived the run site at 5.45pm
As usual the sepak takraw team was playing the usual game. Of course the weather was
raining like “cats and dogs”.
Exactly at 6 pm the hare Jockey flag off the run. The run was exciting and interesting going
through railway tracks, ravine, slopes, drain and river.
The front runner came at 7:45 pm followed by all the stupid short cutters.
I arrived at 8.50pm and the last runner was Bull dozer. Today’s run was about 15km.
A lot of finger foods on arrival. As usual the circle started at 8:00 pm by our grandmisterss
ice-cream followed by singing of signature, hash song, Announcement made, punishments
meted out, gigglings from the lau char bor’s corner and cacophony of noises.
At 9:05 pm the circle ended followed by on on at New restaurant at Tmn Setia Tropika .
good food with a lot of beers free following all night long.
Good run, good food and a memorable run .
SYABAS AND WELL DONE HARES !!!
Yours truly,
KANASAI & INDOMEE
Monday, January 9, 2012
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2257
RUN NO: 2257
WHEN: 11th Jan 12
HARES: RED ANT 012-7658800/TODISAMY 019-7773114
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left and enter to Taman Pelangi Indah. Go straight & look for HHH signs.
WHEN: 11th Jan 12
HARES: RED ANT 012-7658800/TODISAMY 019-7773114
WHERE: TAMAN PELANGI INDAH
HOW: Take Kota Tinggi Road, after Taman Gaya turn left and enter to Taman Pelangi Indah. Go straight & look for HHH signs.
Sunday, January 1, 2012
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2256
RUN NO: 2256
WHEN: 04th Jan 12
HARES: ONE NIGHT STAND 019- 7782328/JACK ASS 012-7232935
WHERE: GELANG PATAH(still donno where but somewhere in Gelang Patah)
HOW: Just drive to Gelang Patah lah!
WHEN: 04th Jan 12
HARES: ONE NIGHT STAND 019- 7782328/JACK ASS 012-7232935
WHERE: GELANG PATAH(still donno where but somewhere in Gelang Patah)
HOW: Just drive to Gelang Patah lah!
Monday, December 19, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2254
RUN NO: 2254
WHEN: 21st Dec 11
HARES: CHRISTMAS RUN(MOH MUN TAI/ITCHY KANG 016-7783106)
WHERE: TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN PLENTONG(AH POOI’S FACTORY)
HOW: Take Old Masai Road, go straight. Turn left at the Old folk’s home into Taman Perindustrian Plentong, go straight until the end. Look for HHH signs.
WHEN: 21st Dec 11
HARES: CHRISTMAS RUN(MOH MUN TAI/ITCHY KANG 016-7783106)
WHERE: TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN PLENTONG(AH POOI’S FACTORY)
HOW: Take Old Masai Road, go straight. Turn left at the Old folk’s home into Taman Perindustrian Plentong, go straight until the end. Look for HHH signs.
JBH3 CHRISTMAS RUN
RUN NO: 2254
DATE: 2 1 s t Dec 11
HARES : CHRISTMAS RUN(MOH MUN TAI/ITCHY KANG)
RUNSITE: TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN PLENTONG(AH POOI’S FACTORY)
Run No : Christmas Run 21st Dec 2011
OCs: Moh Mun Tai and Itchy Kang Runsite: Plentong,Ah Pui’s factory I got to the runsite late which is very unusual. Yes, definitely its about work, nothing to do with anything of the opposite sex. The aroma of the roast lamb was filling the air. Noticeably, few Kay Poh Chees were
helping out with the arrangements, registrations and goodies. Not a big crowd at around 80 but there were a few guest from outside chapters ie Singapore Thursday, Melaka and Skudai. Yes our good friend Babi hutan, Waitawhile escorting the GM of Thirsdae HHH. Our good old Kwai Loh took a transit flight enroute to Texas to be back to set this run. I wouldn’t be surprised that the roast lamb and turkey were actually sponsored by him. Moh Mun Tai, you have left your mark in JBHHH, we know.
First runner, Teh Kaya, sprinted in at 7.15 pm. My gosh, this is a long run, that’s what I heard in the background. Trailing behind was our club favorite, Lau Chee. Soon, the rest started trickling back.
Whenever the front runner comes back beyond one hour, the slow bastards will get hell. This is the yardstick that we used for hashing. Moh Mun Tai spearheaded this long trail expedition with the co hares, probably thinking that if you want to eat my high cholesterol lamb, you better burn off enough fat first. I didn’t have time to ask about the run and the checks etc so I could not write anything about it or maybe I shouldn’t be writing the scribe in the first place.
Our circle kicked off to the usual ritual of swing low, on downs of OCs and hash whip ramblings.If you ears can put up with this low life verbal torture, you are probably good enough for hashing. Again, I don’t know what to write because I was in a trance, a skill I learn to shut off my ears.
ON ON ON was at the famous Muar Asam Fish at Johor Jaya. Many didn’t show up but we have already ordered eight tables. So, we sparsely filled up the tables. There were plenty of food and also leftovers, I could guess that we were already filled up with too much lamb and turkey at the runsite. Nevertheless, there will be the die hards who will stay on into the wee hours of the night, sparring with the golden fluid.
In all, if you don’t get fxxked on a Wednesday night, you don’t get fXXcked at all…. If you know what I meant. Thank you to the OCs who put in so much effort to make again this a wonderful Wednesday run.
ON ON
Ballbreaker
DATE: 2 1 s t Dec 11
HARES : CHRISTMAS RUN(MOH MUN TAI/ITCHY KANG)
RUNSITE: TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN PLENTONG(AH POOI’S FACTORY)
Run No : Christmas Run 21st Dec 2011
OCs: Moh Mun Tai and Itchy Kang Runsite: Plentong,Ah Pui’s factory I got to the runsite late which is very unusual. Yes, definitely its about work, nothing to do with anything of the opposite sex. The aroma of the roast lamb was filling the air. Noticeably, few Kay Poh Chees were
helping out with the arrangements, registrations and goodies. Not a big crowd at around 80 but there were a few guest from outside chapters ie Singapore Thursday, Melaka and Skudai. Yes our good friend Babi hutan, Waitawhile escorting the GM of Thirsdae HHH. Our good old Kwai Loh took a transit flight enroute to Texas to be back to set this run. I wouldn’t be surprised that the roast lamb and turkey were actually sponsored by him. Moh Mun Tai, you have left your mark in JBHHH, we know.
First runner, Teh Kaya, sprinted in at 7.15 pm. My gosh, this is a long run, that’s what I heard in the background. Trailing behind was our club favorite, Lau Chee. Soon, the rest started trickling back.
Whenever the front runner comes back beyond one hour, the slow bastards will get hell. This is the yardstick that we used for hashing. Moh Mun Tai spearheaded this long trail expedition with the co hares, probably thinking that if you want to eat my high cholesterol lamb, you better burn off enough fat first. I didn’t have time to ask about the run and the checks etc so I could not write anything about it or maybe I shouldn’t be writing the scribe in the first place.
Our circle kicked off to the usual ritual of swing low, on downs of OCs and hash whip ramblings.If you ears can put up with this low life verbal torture, you are probably good enough for hashing. Again, I don’t know what to write because I was in a trance, a skill I learn to shut off my ears.
ON ON ON was at the famous Muar Asam Fish at Johor Jaya. Many didn’t show up but we have already ordered eight tables. So, we sparsely filled up the tables. There were plenty of food and also leftovers, I could guess that we were already filled up with too much lamb and turkey at the runsite. Nevertheless, there will be the die hards who will stay on into the wee hours of the night, sparring with the golden fluid.
In all, if you don’t get fxxked on a Wednesday night, you don’t get fXXcked at all…. If you know what I meant. Thank you to the OCs who put in so much effort to make again this a wonderful Wednesday run.
ON ON
Ballbreaker
Friday, December 16, 2011
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2253
RUN NO: 2253
DATE: 1 4 t h Dec 11
HARES : SEE PAY SONG 012- 7777268/ANTI CLIMAX 012-7777268
RUNSITE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS
DATE: 1 4 t h Dec 11
HARES : SEE PAY SONG 012- 7777268/ANTI CLIMAX 012-7777268
RUNSITE: TAMAN IMPIAN EMAS
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Deli Hash House Harriers Harriettes
20th Anniversary Run
2~5 Dec 2011
Deli Hash House Harriers Harriettes,Medan.
Deli Hash House Harriers Harriettes,Medan.
Monday, December 5, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2252
RUN NO: 2252
WHEN: 07th Dec 11
HARES: FAST TRACK 019-7136038/MOBIL 1 019-7788094
WHERE: TAMAN PULAI UTAMA GARDEN CAR PARK
HOW: Take Pontian Road, turn left to Taman Universiti. The Garden Car park is in between Taman Universiti & Taman Flora.Next drive towards U Mall & look for HHH signs.
WHEN: 07th Dec 11
HARES: FAST TRACK 019-7136038/MOBIL 1 019-7788094
WHERE: TAMAN PULAI UTAMA GARDEN CAR PARK
HOW: Take Pontian Road, turn left to Taman Universiti. The Garden Car park is in between Taman Universiti & Taman Flora.Next drive towards U Mall & look for HHH signs.
Monday, November 28, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2251
RUN NO: 2251
WHEN: 30th Nov 11
HARES: CAPTAIN TAN 012-7040747/SUSAN TAN 019-7727888
WHERE: JP PERDANA
HOW: Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi Road, turn left to Taman Mount Austin. Go straight all the way till you reach JP Perdana. Look for HHH signs.
Hare : Kapitan Tan & Susan
Date :30/11/11
Runsite :Tmn.Perdana/Mt.Austin
Weather : Fine-No Rain
This is old ground was super familiar to all our JB Harriers and Harriets, there weren't
any grouses that they cannot find the place, except some dick heads took the wrong
turns!!!! . The Runsite / car park was along the uncompleted housing at the far end
corner of the Tmn. Today's Run , to me is a Rescue Run!!!, both the Hares weren't at the site, was told that they have escape to the America to avoid the Ice Sitting throne torture and the
all night serving services for the Hash Circle. Start of the run came to a dead end by
the construction workers quarters, as the papers trail couldn't be found. The rescue
hares came along for the correct path and off we went into the oil palms and very fast
the groups distergerate into FRB's,SCB's and Walk along .20 minutes in the trail, we
reach a hill, it was a good climb on the flight of stairs, upon reaching the top of it there
is a Chinese shrine, ran a round and all the way down hill, crossed many streams, in
and out of the oil plam trees. I came out in 1 hour's time, back to the construction site
, good run!!!.
Beer Wagon, as usual was serving cold beer,mineral waters,100 puls. Popiah were available
as EXTRAS! Cirle was called by Ice Cream with the Swing Low song. The Rescue Hares were summoned to the Ice Sitting throne torture for the good deeds they have done for the day's run. In the open floor, Flinstone gave the Big ANNOUNCMENTS of the weekend's JB DINNER AND
DANCE and the list of duties rooster to members for the night.The night cirlce was closed
early, maybe the Resuce Hares was doing a very job. We head to the Kedai Makan in Tmn.
Daya just next to the round about, Guniness stout draft was already waitng for us, Jag you
deserved a hug. Well , some opt for the good old Calsberg beers. For the night's Food we
have the following:-
1. Bean Cake with minced meat served with tasty gravy.
2. Steamed cooked Chicken
3. Bitter gourd fried with black peas and pork ribs.
4. Curry Fish head in mixed vegetables
5. Eggs with green vegetables
6. Deep fried pork.
The makan was over very fast, Ice Cream confrimed the RM 10.00/head for the dinner,
and the night collections will be a Donation from the Day's hares for the JBHHH club,
Thank you to the Kapitan. We continued drinking and singing of hash songs of the past
era, the crowd was so joyous..... thru out the night.
I adious at 10.30 pm. Should You weren't there you missed the Wednesday's night fun,
see you there next and coming weeks.
Fastrack
WHEN: 30th Nov 11
HARES: CAPTAIN TAN 012-7040747/SUSAN TAN 019-7727888
WHERE: JP PERDANA
HOW: Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi Road, turn left to Taman Mount Austin. Go straight all the way till you reach JP Perdana. Look for HHH signs.
Hare : Kapitan Tan & Susan
Date :30/11/11
Runsite :Tmn.Perdana/Mt.Austin
Weather : Fine-No Rain
This is old ground was super familiar to all our JB Harriers and Harriets, there weren't
any grouses that they cannot find the place, except some dick heads took the wrong
turns!!!! . The Runsite / car park was along the uncompleted housing at the far end
corner of the Tmn. Today's Run , to me is a Rescue Run!!!, both the Hares weren't at the site, was told that they have escape to the America to avoid the Ice Sitting throne torture and the
all night serving services for the Hash Circle. Start of the run came to a dead end by
the construction workers quarters, as the papers trail couldn't be found. The rescue
hares came along for the correct path and off we went into the oil palms and very fast
the groups distergerate into FRB's,SCB's and Walk along .20 minutes in the trail, we
reach a hill, it was a good climb on the flight of stairs, upon reaching the top of it there
is a Chinese shrine, ran a round and all the way down hill, crossed many streams, in
and out of the oil plam trees. I came out in 1 hour's time, back to the construction site
, good run!!!.
Beer Wagon, as usual was serving cold beer,mineral waters,100 puls. Popiah were available
as EXTRAS! Cirle was called by Ice Cream with the Swing Low song. The Rescue Hares were summoned to the Ice Sitting throne torture for the good deeds they have done for the day's run. In the open floor, Flinstone gave the Big ANNOUNCMENTS of the weekend's JB DINNER AND
DANCE and the list of duties rooster to members for the night.The night cirlce was closed
early, maybe the Resuce Hares was doing a very job. We head to the Kedai Makan in Tmn.
Daya just next to the round about, Guniness stout draft was already waitng for us, Jag you
deserved a hug. Well , some opt for the good old Calsberg beers. For the night's Food we
have the following:-
1. Bean Cake with minced meat served with tasty gravy.
2. Steamed cooked Chicken
3. Bitter gourd fried with black peas and pork ribs.
4. Curry Fish head in mixed vegetables
5. Eggs with green vegetables
6. Deep fried pork.
The makan was over very fast, Ice Cream confrimed the RM 10.00/head for the dinner,
and the night collections will be a Donation from the Day's hares for the JBHHH club,
Thank you to the Kapitan. We continued drinking and singing of hash songs of the past
era, the crowd was so joyous..... thru out the night.
I adious at 10.30 pm. Should You weren't there you missed the Wednesday's night fun,
see you there next and coming weeks.
Fastrack
Monday, November 21, 2011
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2250
RUN NO: 2250
WHEN: 23rd Nov 11
HARES: DEEPAVALI RUN(MONGOL YAP/JOCKEY)
WHERE: ULU TIRAM WATER TANK
HOW: Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field search for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end
JBHHH RUN # 2250 (23-11-2011)- Scribe No : 1
A CHINAMAN’S DEEPAVALI RUN
MONGOL YAP has been dubbed MONGOSAMY in order to make him eligible for the unenviable job of being the OC for this Hindraf festivity. The run-site was at the TIRAM WATER-TOWER and due floods at Desa Cemerlang creating a massive traffic snarl only a small crowd managed to squeeze through; and so the run started with a very diluted pack with very diluted quality of runners and checkers! A large tent was put up in anticipation of the on-site kenduri. The run started rather ominously with a perilous descent at the back corner of the water-tower and as we plummeted to the palms the paper brought us to the edge of the Tiram Estate main road. The handful of FROPs led by ASSASSIN HENG, IRONMAN, SEE-PAY-SONG, ANTI-CLIMAX, ONE NIGHT STAND, FLINTSTONE and LAO-CHEE sped off after the manager’s mansion and were never seen or heard. The first check was broken rather fast. This stranded One Night Stand who was left standing at the check bewildered and not knowing where to go! He claimed that the FROPs didn’t hail the on-call and didn’t connect; and so this regular front-runner became the leader of the SCB-pack which included the GM and the GPS-wielding
Money Khoo. The FROPs diverged from the check and went beyond the estate-lines and paused at the Second Check near a three-prong junction. This was where the snafu occurred; all the checkers drew a blank and embarked on a free-for-all to grope their respective way back. The paucity of paper and the paucity of checkers aggravated the situation. LAO-CHEE later claimed
that he found the connecting trail and he was the only bloke to have completed the run, much to the skepticism of the other frontrunning bastards! All said and done the run was a classified fiasco!
Back at the run-site the festivities were in full swing; it was slightly more successful than the failed trail! The finger-licking fried chicken was a popular post-run bite; together with a tin of muruku it was sure to give us a proper sore-throat! The girls helped to dole out a pair of pants; but Handsome complained that the apparel was unable to be properly buckled and his little bird kept flying out! The post-run atmosphere was like a haphazard party with the crowd all lazing within the shade of the tent. When the GM convened the Circle these coffee-shop chatters slowly and reluctantly moved their asses to the open. The cool evening was in fact perfect for circle and soon after the sing-song the GM called the OC and his co-hares as well as the Hindraf community for a general on-down. Zoo’s friend (a human not an animal!) went for the handshake-round and rattled off five names in a breath and was declared too smart to join the Hash! Whip HANDSOME was in top form and he was very sharp to catch the
offenders; COCA COLA pilloried the newcomer for belittling Hash and she ranted on with a tirade in Mandarin which was vocal and articulate and to the point! Maybe we should make her the next whip! The GM extended the Circle to well over 2120hr. Poor girl Kimchi was again singled out for ice; this ‘Sar-Tar-Chieh’ seems to be a victim of her own folly every week! Give her break! The GM rounded proceedings with a few quick prosecutions of her own. The on-site buffet was very filling indeed; but sad to say the Festival of Lights turned out to be a dim affair when the lamps dangling on the tent were only for decorative purposes! We had to make do with FLINTSTONE’s emergency illumination which he only used for his nefarious pursuits!
Thanks for the great sacrifice! NANDRI TO ALL OUR HINDU FRIENDS AND A BELATED HAPPY DEEPAVALI!
KAPITAN DAN KAPITANA
Scribe No : 2
The actual Deepavali festival has long past behind us and hashers were looking forward to the Christmas run. According to the hares, Mongol and Jockey, they have to dragged it until now was because of the Bandung’s Pan Asia. So in true JBHHH spirits, Deepavali was celebrated like it was its eve at the run site of Ulu Tiram Water Tank. Never mind the massive jam due to a not
so Thailand style great flood near Desa Cermerlang, many still made it there by road, by air or by sea not because they wanted desperately to celebrate with their Hindu’s hashers the festival but because they already paid the damage and will not want to lose it.
The traffic jam does have its effect as fewer than 30 made it to start the run on the rain soaked ground and cool fresh air. Trail was laid with limited JBBH papers like it was a ‘save the earth paperless day’. Replacing it were stripped circular papers and disfigured trail papers from other chapter. So to conserve paper, first check was nowhere to be broke until about 1.5km away
where on! on! shout could not be heard and leaving those behind either to wandered or turning back. At second check, it was like end of the world as continue papers trail just vanished in the thin air or got washed away by the earlier downpour. So even the fast runners have to find their way back until a continuing trail suddenly reappeared. All was over before dark in about 5 km of a supposedly 7 km run.
Canopies at run site were put up to prepare for a grand Deepavali reception where porridge and fried chicken were first served with Muluku as appetizer and Turle jelly! Or gui ling gao as dessert. Daylight started to turn dark, so do inside the canopies, and the festival of light is going to be celebrated without light, blaming the traffic jam again. Thanks Flintstone and friends who came to the rescue with their emergency spot lights.
Circle started later and among those put on ice were the hare that were censored for things such as the trail papers, the unlit canopies and the ‘non matching velcro’ on the shorts pocket. A big mouth guest was put on ice for saying something daring to the wrong person, Cola. Bull dog took the floor to ice the backside of those bastards returning from Bandung with many stories to tell except ‘lao sai’. Circle did not forget to wish Indomie, Maharajah, Kanasai, Pai ma and friends a very happy Deepavali. Circle ended and reception started with great Indian food buffet and satay. Delicious but too abundance, so ended up ‘ta pao’ home by Lao Cha Bo’s. Bo Chia Lan and his beer bastards also stay back to finish up the beer as unlike the food, beer can only
be ‘ta pao’ in their tummies. Depavali run ended and all left living behind the canopies, chair and tables and looking forward to the next great event, the JBHHH DND where the ‘Ugly’ Flintstone is the OC.
WHEN: 23rd Nov 11
HARES: DEEPAVALI RUN(MONGOL YAP/JOCKEY)
WHERE: ULU TIRAM WATER TANK
HOW: Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field search for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end
JBHHH RUN # 2250 (23-11-2011)- Scribe No : 1
A CHINAMAN’S DEEPAVALI RUN
MONGOL YAP has been dubbed MONGOSAMY in order to make him eligible for the unenviable job of being the OC for this Hindraf festivity. The run-site was at the TIRAM WATER-TOWER and due floods at Desa Cemerlang creating a massive traffic snarl only a small crowd managed to squeeze through; and so the run started with a very diluted pack with very diluted quality of runners and checkers! A large tent was put up in anticipation of the on-site kenduri. The run started rather ominously with a perilous descent at the back corner of the water-tower and as we plummeted to the palms the paper brought us to the edge of the Tiram Estate main road. The handful of FROPs led by ASSASSIN HENG, IRONMAN, SEE-PAY-SONG, ANTI-CLIMAX, ONE NIGHT STAND, FLINTSTONE and LAO-CHEE sped off after the manager’s mansion and were never seen or heard. The first check was broken rather fast. This stranded One Night Stand who was left standing at the check bewildered and not knowing where to go! He claimed that the FROPs didn’t hail the on-call and didn’t connect; and so this regular front-runner became the leader of the SCB-pack which included the GM and the GPS-wielding
Money Khoo. The FROPs diverged from the check and went beyond the estate-lines and paused at the Second Check near a three-prong junction. This was where the snafu occurred; all the checkers drew a blank and embarked on a free-for-all to grope their respective way back. The paucity of paper and the paucity of checkers aggravated the situation. LAO-CHEE later claimed
that he found the connecting trail and he was the only bloke to have completed the run, much to the skepticism of the other frontrunning bastards! All said and done the run was a classified fiasco!
Back at the run-site the festivities were in full swing; it was slightly more successful than the failed trail! The finger-licking fried chicken was a popular post-run bite; together with a tin of muruku it was sure to give us a proper sore-throat! The girls helped to dole out a pair of pants; but Handsome complained that the apparel was unable to be properly buckled and his little bird kept flying out! The post-run atmosphere was like a haphazard party with the crowd all lazing within the shade of the tent. When the GM convened the Circle these coffee-shop chatters slowly and reluctantly moved their asses to the open. The cool evening was in fact perfect for circle and soon after the sing-song the GM called the OC and his co-hares as well as the Hindraf community for a general on-down. Zoo’s friend (a human not an animal!) went for the handshake-round and rattled off five names in a breath and was declared too smart to join the Hash! Whip HANDSOME was in top form and he was very sharp to catch the
offenders; COCA COLA pilloried the newcomer for belittling Hash and she ranted on with a tirade in Mandarin which was vocal and articulate and to the point! Maybe we should make her the next whip! The GM extended the Circle to well over 2120hr. Poor girl Kimchi was again singled out for ice; this ‘Sar-Tar-Chieh’ seems to be a victim of her own folly every week! Give her break! The GM rounded proceedings with a few quick prosecutions of her own. The on-site buffet was very filling indeed; but sad to say the Festival of Lights turned out to be a dim affair when the lamps dangling on the tent were only for decorative purposes! We had to make do with FLINTSTONE’s emergency illumination which he only used for his nefarious pursuits!
Thanks for the great sacrifice! NANDRI TO ALL OUR HINDU FRIENDS AND A BELATED HAPPY DEEPAVALI!
KAPITAN DAN KAPITANA
Scribe No : 2
The actual Deepavali festival has long past behind us and hashers were looking forward to the Christmas run. According to the hares, Mongol and Jockey, they have to dragged it until now was because of the Bandung’s Pan Asia. So in true JBHHH spirits, Deepavali was celebrated like it was its eve at the run site of Ulu Tiram Water Tank. Never mind the massive jam due to a not
so Thailand style great flood near Desa Cermerlang, many still made it there by road, by air or by sea not because they wanted desperately to celebrate with their Hindu’s hashers the festival but because they already paid the damage and will not want to lose it.
The traffic jam does have its effect as fewer than 30 made it to start the run on the rain soaked ground and cool fresh air. Trail was laid with limited JBBH papers like it was a ‘save the earth paperless day’. Replacing it were stripped circular papers and disfigured trail papers from other chapter. So to conserve paper, first check was nowhere to be broke until about 1.5km away
where on! on! shout could not be heard and leaving those behind either to wandered or turning back. At second check, it was like end of the world as continue papers trail just vanished in the thin air or got washed away by the earlier downpour. So even the fast runners have to find their way back until a continuing trail suddenly reappeared. All was over before dark in about 5 km of a supposedly 7 km run.
Canopies at run site were put up to prepare for a grand Deepavali reception where porridge and fried chicken were first served with Muluku as appetizer and Turle jelly! Or gui ling gao as dessert. Daylight started to turn dark, so do inside the canopies, and the festival of light is going to be celebrated without light, blaming the traffic jam again. Thanks Flintstone and friends who came to the rescue with their emergency spot lights.
Circle started later and among those put on ice were the hare that were censored for things such as the trail papers, the unlit canopies and the ‘non matching velcro’ on the shorts pocket. A big mouth guest was put on ice for saying something daring to the wrong person, Cola. Bull dog took the floor to ice the backside of those bastards returning from Bandung with many stories to tell except ‘lao sai’. Circle did not forget to wish Indomie, Maharajah, Kanasai, Pai ma and friends a very happy Deepavali. Circle ended and reception started with great Indian food buffet and satay. Delicious but too abundance, so ended up ‘ta pao’ home by Lao Cha Bo’s. Bo Chia Lan and his beer bastards also stay back to finish up the beer as unlike the food, beer can only
be ‘ta pao’ in their tummies. Depavali run ended and all left living behind the canopies, chair and tables and looking forward to the next great event, the JBHHH DND where the ‘Ugly’ Flintstone is the OC.
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
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