Seremban H4 D&D 26/9/2010

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2189

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Run : 2189
Date : 22nd Sep 2010
Hares : SEE PAY SONG 019-7510088/ANTI CLIMAX012-7777268
Where : Taman Impian Emas .
How : Take North-South Highway, before Kempas toll turn left into Kempas Road. Drive on andturn at the junction to Taman Impian Emas/Southern College, look for HHHsigns.Alternatively from Skudai old road turn right into Kempas.


Run No 22th Sep 2010
Hares: See Pay Song + Anti Climax =
Wa Lau, so sien leh.... Ask me to write scribe how to write hor ? You know lah, I am so so busy. Every day, I have to sell drugs. No Lah, not Pek Hoon ( Heroin) but medicine to doctors. You see, my daddy mummy sent me to Australia to get a university degree, come back sell drugs must sell with class mah, so sell to professional buyers lah (ie doctors, pharmacies). I am so busy with drug peddling until I hardly come for the run. When I do show up, I hardly run aka non starter. Luckily, I still have time to change into my sexy shorts and parade my sexy legs around the runsite while waiting for the runners to come out.
From my observation, this run cannot be long. I saw front runners like Sore Arse and Iron Man out by around 7pm. Others start to trickle in one by one back and at around 7.40pm all runners were out. This is a good indication that the checks were good and managed to keep the runners together. Later, I overheard that the run was around 8km. There were plenty of trail paper of other chapters inside, this is not surprising considering that TP HHH and Skudai HHH ran there few days ago. To add to the chaos, next week’s run is going to be here as well. There was quite a selection of finger food, thanks to the generous hares but I do notice that the crowd was thinner than usual. Oh, what a coincidence, today was the actual day of the Chinese Mooncake Festival. Many have stayed at home to celebrate with the family or maybe with lovers ?
Our circle is getting livelier now because we have replaced the last concoction of stale beers. Besides our usual Hash Whip Jack Arse, Handsome, Pan Jior, GM and Flinstone seems eager to take the floor. That adds to merry making and the fun factor. GM was honoured with a Taiping Batang HHH t shirt. I used the word ‘honoured’ because JBHHH is now breaking the tradition of being honoured Batang T- shirts. Long Cock and Botak Yeng were on downed for their presence at the circle after months of having their private copulation behind their cars. Our On Sec, Nyonya was a popular victim too, being on downed too many times for whatever offenses.
The turnout at the ON ON ON at 63 Restaurant was appalling, only 5 tables. Many have headed home to celebrate with the family. The Hares added jizz to the makan by having a lucky dray. Many interesting household items were given away. Food as usual is good at this restaurant especially with the knock down beer pricing. The hares creamed the night up with free Makan. What a great night. Okay lah, I won’t be ‘Cheong Hei’. I will just summarize this scribe with a taste of me, short and cute. ON ON to the hares for a great Wednesday , otherwise, known as a JBHHH day…..
ON ON
Ball Breaking Chau CB

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MOUNT KIARA HASH 10TH ANNIVASARY RUN 11/9/2010

TORCH LIGHT RUN 2010

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JBHHH Torchlight Run 2010

Run : 2188

Date : 15th Sep 2010 Time : 7:oopm

OC : Zhu Mi Chon 019-7705679 & Flinstone 012-7878780.

Members : RM 30 . Guests : RM 50.

Where :Ulu Tiram Water Tank .

How : Take Tebrau-Kota Tinggi Road, turn left to Ulu Tiram town. Travel for about 2km, before the football field look out for HHH signs & turn right. Go all the way straight till the end.

Run No : 2188 Date : 15-09-10 Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank
Hares : Flinstone & Zhu Mi Chon
Initiating a scribe requires one to be a little observant around you on Wednesdays-on the happenings.
And of course if you want more flavour to the story, a bit of bull-shitting here and there will no doubt spice
up the scribe.But whatever, how many hashers will actually read it written in Ang Moh language.
At the flag-off at 7pm or thereabout, the O.C. Flinstone gave a short briefing. There will be a box of
fireworks at each check and the first to arrive at the scene will have to set it off with the lighter
provided.Hashing is now getting sophisticated and innovative.It was still bright though rain clouds were
gathering above.Fortunately the fine weather held till around circle time.Maharaja came equipped with a
huge torch which emitted a powerful beam. He said this will help us see any snakes slithering out of the
bushes in the distance.A few SCB’s followed him out by a shorter alternative route, relying on his giant
torch as added insurance.Intermittently we could hear the sound of fireworks being set off in the distance
indicating a rough location of the FRB’s.
Arriving back the run-site was aglow with lighted candles.Delicacies such as yong tau foo,roasted pork,
pomeloes and various types of mooncakes awaited us and tempted our palate.And all these to be washed
down with ice-cold glass jelly drink.With so much delicious viands to go around you need to have an extra
compartment to stuff in more food from the restaurant a little later.
The circle was a pretty run of the mill affair.At times the hash whip was more intent on lecturing than
whipping.A few were penalised from consuming un-sanctioned beers at the previous week’s On on.A
petite lady(first- timer) from Singapore was introduced to the crowd.GM Ice Cream iced a few who
attended the Mount Kiara run in K.L for the flimsiest of reasons.
Tang City was the name of the restaurant to which we adjourned for the On-On.The quality of the food
was okay.But the copious quantity of the dishes resulted in a sad waste of good food.
All in all a wonderful evening to savour.To the hares Flinstone & Zhu Mi Chon and the other helpers,
Thank You!. An excellent do. Thanks too for the T-shirt & beautiful torch.On On!
Very Shiok & Darling.

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2187

Run : 2187
Date : 8th Sep 2010
Hares : Fast Track 019-7136038 & Mobil One 019-7788094.
Where : Taman Mount Calista , Skudai .
How : Take JB-KL road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian Road. Turn left to Taman University & drive towards Jusco, make a right turn at the traffic light & head towards Giant Hypermart.Upon reaching the traffic light at Giant hypermart, turn left & go all the way straight & look for HHH signs.

Fast Track

Mobil One

Run No: 2187
Hares: Fastrack and Mobil One Runsite: Mount Calista.
We usually run at the semi detached houses in the area, however, the construction is already completed and barriers eradicated. So, the hare took us to an empty car park around the corner next to the power lines. Many were lost as they were expecting the same runsite but with phone calls here and there later, we finally got everyone to the runsite.
Weather was beautiful, overcast, after a light shower. The hares called on on at 6pm and we marched on gingerly around the houses to get into the palm oil estate. During run briefing, the hare has pre warned that there will be three checks and the first check may screw things up. Well, a warning to hashers is as good as asking them to jump into the sea which they will intelligently follow. During the first check, the FRBs found the home trail. At this juncture, many were confused. The SCBs happily took the home trail home. The die hards intend on continuing with the run. See Pay Song took the initiative and took a group to run reverse instead. The more adamant led by Mobile One (oh, he did not set the run but run with us instead) stayed on and finally found the check in 15 minutes. Second check and third checks were found easily with two groups running in opposite directions, meeting halfway.If the runs were not spoiled by the first check, it would have been a good run with good combination of rivers, hills and offroad terrains. This is done even without taking us across the highway.
At circle, there were noticible guests from Singapore Thirsdae HHH, a gang of six consisting of Babi Hutan, Waitawhile, Old Pussy, Opener, Why Why and their GM Amy. The grapevine told me that they were here to campaign for their Dinner and Dance on 20th November. Hash Whip Jack Arse took the floor to again sweep the dirt, a metaphor we used to train the hashmen to follow our culture.
ON ON ON was at the usual restaurant at the traffic light. The hare made a big blunder by not arranging the proper beer for the night. After some hoo hahs, we settled for whatever that the restaurant serves. We can’t let this shit happened a second time. The night was finally saved with a lot of free beers, two per table from Moh Mun Tai’s for his birthday way pass menopause age and five per table from our Thirsdae GM whom we forcibly taxed, but in return, we gave back three tables to the function. We have to teach them the JBHHH style of ‘buy beer first then talk’ In all, we had a great night, as usually is every Wednesday

ON ON
Chummy Worm

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2186

Run : 2186
Date : 1st Sep 2010
Hares : Disco Singh 012-7002868 & Moh Nee Kah 016-3377037.
Where : Gunung Pulai Quarry.
How : Take North-South Highway, exit at Kulai toll, immediately after the toll turn right to GunungPulai. Go straight & look for HHH signs.

Disco Singh

Moh Nee Kah

2185 Runsite: Gunung Pulai Quarry.
Hares : Disco Singh & Moh Neekah.
Weather : Fair
Time : 6.00 p.m.
Sign Boards : Fair
Car park: ample

This place is a favourite ground for hashing for so many chapters. We have a good turn up today for this hilly run / crawl. The trail starts from left side of the Quarry Plant. It was a long struggle, hill after hills we followed the paper trail.We came back via the back of the Quarry plant!
Back at the runsite round 7.35 p.m., grabed some yong tahu and cakes, gubbled down a bottle mineral and 100 plus to quence the horrible thrist, before went to change into dry clothes and be ready for the world famous greatest show, our truly and one and only-Hash Circus.
Grand mistress: Starts the show with our Hash rituals - Swing low, followed by the Ice sitting Ceremony for the Hares.
Interhash Sex: Gave a brief on the coming Invitation Runs and who are responsible for the registrations for the runs.
Hashwhip:Took over the floor and continued the show by getting us singing hash numbers, followed by getting more members to do the Ice tolerance.First time vistitors were not spared too.

Today, few members managed to get their beer mug for their efforts to complete their 100 of runs.
Well, there was a big cake for all the birthday boys, we sang that tradition song before we can have our hands on it.
Circus was closed at 9.15 pm. after the coming week's hare gave the direction in how to get to next week the runsite.
On on at Kedai Makan Chi Yuan: The evening menu as follows:-
1.Mixed Vegetarian Curry
2.Assam Fish &Fish Balls
3.Bittergourd & Eggs
4.Plain Chicken
5. Black Sauced Pork
6. Plain Rice
7. Watermelon

For all the above dishes the charge was RM 10.00/head, good deal !
A big thank you to the day's hares and the Committee for the good work and a well organised evening to share with for the fun,food and run. 3 cheers.................................!
Adious....... see you guys next week.
On......................on......................................
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Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2185

Run : 2185
Date 25th Aug 2010
Runsite : Kawasan Perindustrian Berjaya .
Hare : Jockey 012-7109633 & Big Potato 019-7888505..

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JB HHH Run 2185, Virgin Hares, Jockey & Big Potato

JB HHH RUN 2185, VIRGIN HARES, JOCKEY & BIG POTATO
Both hares became members only recently and already have their big day doing this run. With many old master hashers around to guide them, things went quite smoothly. Total hashers were slightly over a hundred with exceptionally large number of guests, 24. Distance was 7.4 Km with some gentle steep hills, ok for many, but could not satisfy those front runners. There were four checks which were broken easily.
Those famous SCB’S emerged in just 35 minutes. Killer Heng was first among the front runners to finish his run in an hour time and Dirty Monk came out last at 7.30pm.
Circle held at the factories back lane area was small but being able to bring fellow members closer to each other as GM makes her very emotional speech. On behalf of all members, she thanks Lan Si for his effort in making the previous week Hantu Run so successful. Members were also been advised to respect his decision to settle on his own the unfortunate incident that happened that night and not to bring up the matter again. Later Hash whip, Jack Ass and Handsome was trying to recreate a ‘racist’ fight in Bollywood style, no Oscar for the act, cow dung maybe. CCB was put on ice for introducing himself as ‘Wang Li Hong’ to a guest member; he dreamt he was the idol the other night.
On! On! was at Restoran 63, Tmn. Impian Mas. The Virgin hares threw a mini party by offering two barrels of G. Stout draft, a 4 litres Chivas and an f.o.c. dinner plus a glowing green Hash T. Shirt. Pity the restaurant lady boss as not many bottles of beers were sold since all members were happily downing the tasty Guiness stout draft while Tan Ching Ku and Sex can were also rather slow in pushing the down! down! down! around. Its over at around 11.30 for most but not Mongol Yap, Big Potato and gangs who kidnapped each other to down till the wee hours past midnight.
ON!On!
Disco Singh

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2184

HANTU RUN
DATE : 18TH AUGUST 2010
VENUE : KAMPUNG SEELONG JAYA, SENAI(LANSI’s FACTORY)
DAMAGE : MEMBER RM30
GUEST RM50
OC : LANSI/SOH ASS/TERKO LIANG

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JBH Hantu Run 2010

JBHHH RUN 2184 (HANTU RUN)
It was the run devoted to those from the other world. Tons of offering of liquors, foods, joss or ‘gold’ papers and articles of the materialistic world made of paper either burned, eat or auctioned away, supposedly will ensure prosperity and smooth sailing for all members in the year to come.
Lansi’s newly built factory was an ideal location for such occasion. It was huge, covered and with proper toilet facilities and parking area. Many arrived early to help in preparing the offering and later indulged themselves with poker cards (Bulldog and gang).
After burning of offerings, group photo were taken before run starts at 5.50 pm. As expected, it was not going to be a long run, those who shortcut hardly sweats. First check came rather fast after about a KM. After that it was a short stroll along scenic grass cultivation farm and Malay kampong where no fences are needed for its houses unlike what we are already used to. It later leads to the Seelong main road with passing trucks roaring all along. Run continue off road for a few kilometers and the last runner who came out can still see daylight.
Circle, or rather bidding started at 7.45pm. First item, the Huat Kueh (Prosperity buns) was auctioned for RM528.00. Other items were successfully auctioned off with good price tags. Mongol and Bulldog gang bid most of the liquors and Mon Man Tai had to reverse in his car to load all those items he successfully bid. Not forgetting doing charity work, cheque was presented to a representative of Ulu Tiram Estate Tamil School in a brief ceremony. JB Southern College was also one of the beneficiaries.
Last few items were quickly auctioned off as many had left and bidding starts dwindling. It’s all over just a few minutes before midnight. GM Ice Cream was seen happily announcing softly that the auction was a success, meaning bountiful of cash to come next year.
ON! ON!
JOCKEY

Kojak Hash House Harriers

MMT

Date 13th Aug 2010 , Time : 5.30pm
Runsite : Gunung Pulai . Damage RM30.00
Contact : Moh Man Tai 012-7103306 or BJ 016-7177393 .
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Macap Hash House Harriers

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OKC and Chicken King's Run
Date 12th Aug 2010
Runsite : Ang Siang Kong Kulai .

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SINGAPORE THIRSDAE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

Brother

Forget Me Not

NATIONAL DAY RUN

RUN : 364
HARE : Brother and Forget Me Not
WHEN: 12th August 2010, 6:00PM
WHERE : Woodgrove

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Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2183

Run : 2183
Date 11th Aug 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas.
Hare : Captain Tan 012-7040747 & Susan Tan 019-7727888.

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Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2182

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Run : 2182
Date 4th Aug 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Short Kok 016-7722040 & Three Star 016-7166447.

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Run No 2182

Hare : Three Star Short Cock Runsite:Ulu Tiram Water Tank

Runsite: OK, good parking, no dirt road, very familiar and also got free shower water… thanks to engineer Botak Yeng(aka water theif)

Run: Medium to Long run, about 9 km. Three checks one back check. Checks were found easily, quite a few uphills, downhills and finally zig zag across the pipeline. At this point , many SCBs (short cutting bastards) already know the way back and head their own way. Overall good run, no one lost and everybody out by 8pm.

Co Hares : Awarded to our chief pedophile Mongrel Yap and his bunch of rowdy monkeys. Call the run a monkey trail if you like…

Circle: Started a bit late at 8.10pm because of the slightly long run and GM came back a little bit late, no monkey business I assure you. Our part time now become full time Handsome whips the floor. Still hear people complaining about the sour beer. Circle also ended late.

Makan or ON ON ON: Long drive to Pelangi Indah, eight tables strong. Makan started almost 9.45pm. Food was good, Carlsberg was better and the camaraderie was best.

ON ON

Muar Batang Hash House Harriers

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Muar Batang Hash House Harriers

9th Anniversary Run (F.O.C for all Batang Chapters ONLY)

Date : 13th November 2010 (Closing date 25/10/2010)

Run Start : 4.45pm

Venue : Sing Kong San Temple ,Jalan Muar from Muar 9 1/2 mile

Note : please note that registered not attending will be charge Rm 50.00 ringgit

Grand master Frozen num 012 6118933
Organizing chairman Sumo Gan 012 6363615
On Sex Yang Busuh 012 2232452 (email.watan@hotmail.com)
Interhash Sex: Big cork 012 6393212 (email: hhgoh@pdjaring.my)
Hash ambassador: Mulu cave (muru) 0195114898 (email:muru49@gmail.com)

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2181

Run : 2181
Date 28th July 2010
Runsite : Setia Indah.
Hare : Gong-Gong 016-7162678 & Red Ant 012-7658800.

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Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2180

Run : 2180
Date 21st July 2010
Runsite : Ulu Tiram Water Tank.
Hare : Fuel Pump 019-7790686 & Killer Heng 012-7143777.

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JBHHH RUN NO: 2178 (21/07/2010)

TANGKI AIR – ULU TIRAM, JOHOR

Time 1729hours:
Standing at the punch-card reader, holding my punch-card ready to punch out. Exactly 1730hrs punched out and ran like mad to my car - 280. (not BENZ but Iswara). Drove like F1, Mika Hakkinen and the speedometer reached 200km per hour. At the highway (Senai – Desaru), raining heavily. Thank goodness, reached Ulu Tiram, only drizzling.

Time:1815hours.
Reached run-site, run already started. Quickly changed and started walking. Due to my knee injuries (injured during my MTB ride, doing a downhill), I have to walk slowly.

As I walked to check-in my name, to my surprised “Cepat Masuk” told me, “a…Gong-Gong, your beautiful name I already ticked lah” Wah this lady really pandai lah. I continued walking and asked “Killer Heng”, where is the trail, he told me to turn left and be “Pandai-Pandai” so that I will not “hilang” inside the palm estate.

Time: 2010hours.
Circle started without our gorgeous, fantastic, incredible and wonderful GM. Due to the run is long and tough; a lot of hashers were late for the circle. JointMaster – Mr. Flinstone took over the floor for Swing Low. As usual, our JACK ASS is M.I.A (missing-in-action). So our Ex-Whip – Mr. Handsome has to put-up his famous whip and iced those offenders one by one. New member Mr. Big Potato (Mongol’s successor) innocently was put on ice for some peanuts which he never ate found in front of his sitting place. Coming member – Jockey (JB Bicycle HASH GM) was on ice also for some offences happened at Jerantut.

As our incredible and gorgeous GM took the floor, Flinstone was on ice for some offences. Circle closed with Baba Chong singing his famous song. “Geylang sipaku Geylang etc…"

Time: 2130hours.
ON ON at Johor Jaya LIM LIM LIM CAFÉ or “Minum Minum Minum Kafe”. Minum apa? Minum CARSLBERG lah. Battalion of hashers gathered at the corner of the shop to have free and self-service ice-cream. Delicious food and most importantly CARLBERG were served. RM10/- per head were collected for the makan makan sambil HAPPY HAPPY. Many thanks to FUEL PUMP & KILLER HENG. * ON ON *

Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2179

Run : 2179
Date 14th July 2010
Runsite : Taman Pelangi Indah.
Hare : Kapilan 019-7781019 & Hau Kafor 016-7460201.

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JBHHH RUN No. 2179 (14-07-2010)
RUN AT THE END OF THE SCENIC RAINBOW PARK
Yes, that’s what TAMAN PELANGI INDAH means. A sizable crowd thronged the cul-de-sac at the arse-end of this new housing estate to grace HAUKAFOR and KAPILAN’S run. With the World Cup fever having subsided, the fans (more like punters) are coming back! Like all Wednesdays, the pre-run chit-chat covers more topics than the Malaysian Parliament while the takraw-tribe was going about their boisterous ball-kicks, blaming one another for the foibles and fumbles!
The Hares somewhat started the run before 1800 hour and that led to some misplaced trepidation that it was going to be a longie! Initially the trail forked left after the silvery protruding pipe-joint. A group of geriatric strollers led by Botak Yeng and Ajinomoto chose a parallel path near the pipe and encroached into the revived housing-estate while the paper-followers went up the great undulations of the buried gas-pipe. This arduous ascent enervated the MROPs who were all totally exhausted upon reaching the First Check. Due to the energy-sapping climb the checkers were all too lethargic to fan out far and this resulted in the connection being found rather late. It was ASSASSIN HENG to the rescue and he sprinted off to maintain his kiasu lead! Paper roamed the deep interior of what seemed to be the Tiram Estate, but the two dog-eating Hares spared us any further tribulations and made a very premature turn eastwards towards the direction of Puteriwangsa. A superfluous Second Check midway was rather nondescript and one of the FROPs (I think it was IRONMAN) broke it even before Flintstone could pull up his dick for an elephantine pee! Paper led all the way on the gravel road until we came below the hill-top fane and soon the reds appeared. The home trail indeed came out behind Puteriwangsa, Puteri Park to be exact. The first runner home was Assassin in about I hour and the rest followed in quick succession.
Back at the WAGON, there were melons aplenty and two boxes of mee-siam and mee-goreng to quell the pangs of hunger and a big pot of bean soup to quench the thirst. After satiating the tummies and the cleansing our corporeal souls with ablutions the crowd congregated religiously for the rituals to begin. The sweet GM ordered the Quad participants to the fore for the SwIng Low and then penalised the boat-race team for losing the challenge trophy! The Whip this week was catching victims rather spontaneously, many a time influenced by the hecklings of the mob! Botak Yeng was the chief rabble-rouser! The long-windedness of the Whip was rather wearisome at times and by the time the floor opened it was nigh chow-time!
The On-On was at this wayside eatery down the road and the grub was well worth the 10 bucks per head. The generous Hares contributed three bottles per table and the crowd, especially Mongol’s dipsomaniac table drank as if there is no tomorrow! Thanks for the mediocre run and the lovely evening and the delectable On-On.

PAM BAHAN-API dan PEMBUNUH

Quadripartite Hash Rendezvous 2010

Q-Run 2010

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Sarawak Rainforest InterHash 2010'

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Interhash 2010