Date 19th May 2010
Runsite : Ang Siang Kong, Kulai.
Hare : Ajinomoto 012-7828809 & Jaguar 017-7224696.
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| 寄件者 Cola |
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Friday, May 14, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2171
Run : 2171
Date 19th May 2010
Runsite : Ang Siang Kong, Kulai.
Hare : Ajinomoto 012-7828809 & Jaguar 017-7224696.
Date 19th May 2010
Runsite : Ang Siang Kong, Kulai.
Hare : Ajinomoto 012-7828809 & Jaguar 017-7224696.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2170
Run : 2170
Date 12nd May 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Fuck U 017-7881300 & Cathay Ang 013-7873838.
JB HHH RUN No. 2170 (12th May, 2010)
CATHAY ANG AND EFF-U’S CARBON COPY RUN
It was the third consecutive week that we congregated at the BIG VALLEY RANCH in SERI ALAM; are we running out of terrains or are the hares nowadays simply too indifferent to scout and recce new areas? Despite the boring monotony, more than 80 turned up to give face to CATHAY ANG and his twin hare EFF-U. In the sultry weather the takraw-tribe was having a raucous time achieving records of sorts; their antics even caught the appreciative eye of Mian-see, who stood by, mesmerised by their deftness! Before the onslaught the Seri Alam management even sent a camera crew to take a group-shoot for publicity! Look out for it in the CNN!
Come 1800 hr the Hares flagged us of towards the lower end of the equestrian paddocks and off the motley crowd strolled, with few kiasu-bastards sprinting to the fore as if an Olympic gold-medal awaits! The run was for the most parts quite screwed-up due to the profusion of the previous weeks’ paper! Even the start, after we ventured into the sandy patch, was riddled with some confusion; the pack scattered like rats in all directions to forage for the elusive connection. In the event it was the SCBs who found the strips clinging on to some bushes and only then did the run begin in earnest. After a brief bash in the bush, paper descended onto the wide track (the Jalan Ah Fook of this estate!) and took to the right. Midway along this track the paper veered left towards the direction of the poultry farm and the durian plantation. The first two checks were easily ferreted out by our localised Yankee Moh Mun Thai; no problem indeed! According to this fleet-footed Kwailoh, after the second check the run simply was a carbon-copy of last week’s. The lazy hares unabashedly traced the same routes and brought us to the vast expanse of the dusty quarry and then followed the Seri Alam main thoroughfare to base! Most of the front steeds galloped home in a matter of 45 to 50 minutes! What an anti-climax it was! To the virile athletes upfront it was like a premature ejaculation! In any case the hares made amends by providing us with succulent watermelons and an array of kuehs to quell the hunger and thirst or perhaps to shut us up! Like all weekly runs, there are always mixed reactions, the strollers will swear it was an excellent run, the serious athletes will curse it for being just a tickle to their physical prowess; and so be it!
CIRCLE was punctuated with a load of commercials, so much so that many non-English speakers found it hard to follow the plethora of events that Itchy Kang was announcing! Perhaps next time we should insert them in the Sin Chew Jit Poh! In the absence of the Whip Jack-ass (which is becoming regular phenomenon), HANDSOME took centrestage; in fact this ex-Whip hasn’t lost his touch and he was hilarious to the core! His spontaneity in catching offenders kept the circle-proceedings rather fluid and continuous. Well done! The one-ring circus was over by 8.45 and we took a circuitous drive to FOO TOO in RINTING for the On-On. With the telecast of the Thomas Cup live, all tables were glued to the box cheering our Malaysian team against the Danes. (The final score: Malaysia won 3-2). Syabas! Ten per head was collected and there were copious amounts of the golden brew to imbibe until we become legless! Thanks for the beers but lay a better run next year! ON-ON
MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE AND PANTHERA ONCA
Date 12nd May 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Fuck U 017-7881300 & Cathay Ang 013-7873838.
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| 寄件者 Cola |
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| 寄件者 Cola |
JB HHH RUN No. 2170 (12th May, 2010)
CATHAY ANG AND EFF-U’S CARBON COPY RUN
It was the third consecutive week that we congregated at the BIG VALLEY RANCH in SERI ALAM; are we running out of terrains or are the hares nowadays simply too indifferent to scout and recce new areas? Despite the boring monotony, more than 80 turned up to give face to CATHAY ANG and his twin hare EFF-U. In the sultry weather the takraw-tribe was having a raucous time achieving records of sorts; their antics even caught the appreciative eye of Mian-see, who stood by, mesmerised by their deftness! Before the onslaught the Seri Alam management even sent a camera crew to take a group-shoot for publicity! Look out for it in the CNN!
Come 1800 hr the Hares flagged us of towards the lower end of the equestrian paddocks and off the motley crowd strolled, with few kiasu-bastards sprinting to the fore as if an Olympic gold-medal awaits! The run was for the most parts quite screwed-up due to the profusion of the previous weeks’ paper! Even the start, after we ventured into the sandy patch, was riddled with some confusion; the pack scattered like rats in all directions to forage for the elusive connection. In the event it was the SCBs who found the strips clinging on to some bushes and only then did the run begin in earnest. After a brief bash in the bush, paper descended onto the wide track (the Jalan Ah Fook of this estate!) and took to the right. Midway along this track the paper veered left towards the direction of the poultry farm and the durian plantation. The first two checks were easily ferreted out by our localised Yankee Moh Mun Thai; no problem indeed! According to this fleet-footed Kwailoh, after the second check the run simply was a carbon-copy of last week’s. The lazy hares unabashedly traced the same routes and brought us to the vast expanse of the dusty quarry and then followed the Seri Alam main thoroughfare to base! Most of the front steeds galloped home in a matter of 45 to 50 minutes! What an anti-climax it was! To the virile athletes upfront it was like a premature ejaculation! In any case the hares made amends by providing us with succulent watermelons and an array of kuehs to quell the hunger and thirst or perhaps to shut us up! Like all weekly runs, there are always mixed reactions, the strollers will swear it was an excellent run, the serious athletes will curse it for being just a tickle to their physical prowess; and so be it!
CIRCLE was punctuated with a load of commercials, so much so that many non-English speakers found it hard to follow the plethora of events that Itchy Kang was announcing! Perhaps next time we should insert them in the Sin Chew Jit Poh! In the absence of the Whip Jack-ass (which is becoming regular phenomenon), HANDSOME took centrestage; in fact this ex-Whip hasn’t lost his touch and he was hilarious to the core! His spontaneity in catching offenders kept the circle-proceedings rather fluid and continuous. Well done! The one-ring circus was over by 8.45 and we took a circuitous drive to FOO TOO in RINTING for the On-On. With the telecast of the Thomas Cup live, all tables were glued to the box cheering our Malaysian team against the Danes. (The final score: Malaysia won 3-2). Syabas! Ten per head was collected and there were copious amounts of the golden brew to imbibe until we become legless! Thanks for the beers but lay a better run next year! ON-ON
MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE AND PANTHERA ONCA
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2169
Run : 2169
Date 5th May 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Guo Siong 019-7782731 & Nyonya Mah 012-7378188.
Date 5th May 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Guo Siong 019-7782731 & Nyonya Mah 012-7378188.
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| 寄件者Cola |
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2168
Run : 2168
Date 28th Apr 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Dirty Monk 012-7779317 & Sex Can 016-3230529.
Rehash No . 2168
Date : 28/4/2010
Hares : Sex Can & Dirty Monk
Runsite : Seri Alam
Aiyo! Not again? Scribe! Scribe!(by Saturday???-ooops,,, it’s my turnlah) I seriously did not have any freaking idea on what I should write………..I got a call from a few members before the run, asking me about the weather in Seri Alam- I told them it’s a “FINE” weather with thunder & lightning. When I reached the runsite around 5pm, it was just drizzling. So far so good huh! Luckily I was well prepared, wearing longs instead of shorts.(sure kaki basah 1).A few guys just started kicking their sepak takraw. I was mingling around with a few senior hashers, by now, more & more members arrived. In spite of the heavy downpour earlier on, this does not seem to dampen the hashing spirit of the members & guests. This augurs well for our future runs.(rain or shine)
Finally, the bugles blared sharply at 6pm announcing the start of the fox hunt.(No, no it was not the start of the fox hunt but the start of our ever eager weekly run!)As usual, we would see the FRB all sprinting away like Usian Bolt(the world 100 metres champ) not realising that it was not a 100 metres race, but a word of caution to all this eager FRB , you’d have a long, long way ahead when the trail was laid by Mongol & gang. Following the FRB, came the SCB- some running, some walking fast & as usual some of them were just strolling (gossiping I presumed).
Then came the 1st check, downhill, uphill & everyone were just standing there-looking like lost souls. After about 10 mins, the FRBs finally found the check. What more, just follow lah, then came the big enormous puddle of water with mud(yucky!)Mainly everyone were just walking up & down the hill due to the traffic jam earlier on. About 2km ahead, I followed the ‘SIGNAL’ to turn right to god knows where.(should be the right way-‘GPS ‘) We were moving ahead, soon later I found out there were like 20 or more of us & guess what, we were led by our GM & the ever loud mouthed Coca Cola halfway through. We went through a wild boar trail, Bangladeshi settlement, Indonesian settlement & etc…….. Finally we came to a straight red mud trail. Our GM & Coca Cola kept on shouting for me to run faster in order to get our ‘GPS’ back on track. While on the way out to the runsite, we saw the ever loving KCB & partner dating the Hindustani way. Anyway, we managed to reach the runsite at about 7.15pm.(not too bad …)
We were treated with mee siam, babi & a few kuih-muih at the runsite. While we were enjoying our spoils, the FRB came out 1 by 1 at around 7.30pm & complained about not finding the 2nd check. They too took shortcuts & came out at 7.30pm? If they were to find the 2nd & 3rd checks, I think it would be around the same time(9pm) as last week during MMT & Flinstone’s run. Are the runs getting longer or are we just getting slower? Well, next week will be my run- I can’t promise whether it will be the same kind of run or not. Anyway, I’ll try my very best .Caution to fellow hashers & harriets-please don’t forget to bring your torchlight!
The circle was called by the GM at 8.03pm.As usual the hares of the day(Sex Can & Dirty Monk) & their co-hares were put on ice.GM called for the mystery hash whip(Handsome) to take the floor due to our permanent hash whip’s(Jack Ass) absence. A few members were summoned to be on ice for various offences .Coca Cola achieved her 400 runs & were also on down.
On on was at Bai Her Restaurant, Taman Molek.(very far leh).Taman Molek , no place to run huh? Or areas around Seri Alam does not have restaurants? The hares ordered 2 barrels of draft ‘ORR KAU’ & 2 bottles of Dimple with 6-7 course dinner (I can’t rememberlah berapa course).Obviously the ‘ORR Kau’ banyak laku!By 10.30pm sudah HABIS.End of the day, makan was FOC. (To the Hares of the day- DOMO Arigato!)
Date 28th Apr 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : Dirty Monk 012-7779317 & Sex Can 016-3230529.
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| 寄件者 Cola |
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Rehash No . 2168
Date : 28/4/2010
Hares : Sex Can & Dirty Monk
Runsite : Seri Alam
Aiyo! Not again? Scribe! Scribe!(by Saturday???-ooops,,, it’s my turnlah) I seriously did not have any freaking idea on what I should write………..I got a call from a few members before the run, asking me about the weather in Seri Alam- I told them it’s a “FINE” weather with thunder & lightning. When I reached the runsite around 5pm, it was just drizzling. So far so good huh! Luckily I was well prepared, wearing longs instead of shorts.(sure kaki basah 1).A few guys just started kicking their sepak takraw. I was mingling around with a few senior hashers, by now, more & more members arrived. In spite of the heavy downpour earlier on, this does not seem to dampen the hashing spirit of the members & guests. This augurs well for our future runs.(rain or shine)
Finally, the bugles blared sharply at 6pm announcing the start of the fox hunt.(No, no it was not the start of the fox hunt but the start of our ever eager weekly run!)As usual, we would see the FRB all sprinting away like Usian Bolt(the world 100 metres champ) not realising that it was not a 100 metres race, but a word of caution to all this eager FRB , you’d have a long, long way ahead when the trail was laid by Mongol & gang. Following the FRB, came the SCB- some running, some walking fast & as usual some of them were just strolling (gossiping I presumed).
Then came the 1st check, downhill, uphill & everyone were just standing there-looking like lost souls. After about 10 mins, the FRBs finally found the check. What more, just follow lah, then came the big enormous puddle of water with mud(yucky!)Mainly everyone were just walking up & down the hill due to the traffic jam earlier on. About 2km ahead, I followed the ‘SIGNAL’ to turn right to god knows where.(should be the right way-‘GPS ‘) We were moving ahead, soon later I found out there were like 20 or more of us & guess what, we were led by our GM & the ever loud mouthed Coca Cola halfway through. We went through a wild boar trail, Bangladeshi settlement, Indonesian settlement & etc…….. Finally we came to a straight red mud trail. Our GM & Coca Cola kept on shouting for me to run faster in order to get our ‘GPS’ back on track. While on the way out to the runsite, we saw the ever loving KCB & partner dating the Hindustani way. Anyway, we managed to reach the runsite at about 7.15pm.(not too bad …)
We were treated with mee siam, babi & a few kuih-muih at the runsite. While we were enjoying our spoils, the FRB came out 1 by 1 at around 7.30pm & complained about not finding the 2nd check. They too took shortcuts & came out at 7.30pm? If they were to find the 2nd & 3rd checks, I think it would be around the same time(9pm) as last week during MMT & Flinstone’s run. Are the runs getting longer or are we just getting slower? Well, next week will be my run- I can’t promise whether it will be the same kind of run or not. Anyway, I’ll try my very best .Caution to fellow hashers & harriets-please don’t forget to bring your torchlight!
The circle was called by the GM at 8.03pm.As usual the hares of the day(Sex Can & Dirty Monk) & their co-hares were put on ice.GM called for the mystery hash whip(Handsome) to take the floor due to our permanent hash whip’s(Jack Ass) absence. A few members were summoned to be on ice for various offences .Coca Cola achieved her 400 runs & were also on down.
On on was at Bai Her Restaurant, Taman Molek.(very far leh).Taman Molek , no place to run huh? Or areas around Seri Alam does not have restaurants? The hares ordered 2 barrels of draft ‘ORR KAU’ & 2 bottles of Dimple with 6-7 course dinner (I can’t rememberlah berapa course).Obviously the ‘ORR Kau’ banyak laku!By 10.30pm sudah HABIS.End of the day, makan was FOC. (To the Hares of the day- DOMO Arigato!)
Monday, April 19, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2167
Run : 2167
Date : 21st Apr 2010
Runsite : Lima Kedai .
Hare : Moh Man Tai 012-7103306 & Flinstone 012-7878780
How to go : Take J.B. – K.L. road. After Taman Ungku Tun Aminah, turn left to Gelang Patah road.Drive on till you reach Lima Kedai and look for HHH signs.
REHASH NO. 2167 DATED 21/04/2010
HARES: MOH MUN TAI & FLINSTONE
RUNSITE: LIMA KEDAI
4.00pm:---THANK GOD IT'S WEDNESDAY. Hashing time again. Got up after a good afternoon nap and it was time to get ready for hash. Before that, need to make a few calls to my coffee soulmates.
5.00pm:---COFFEE TIME. New runsite meant new place for coffee. Arrived at Kedai Lima and only managed to meet up with Mongol. As usual, had a few hash gossiping tale before heading towards the runsite. Surprise! surprise! No hash sign was put up at this new runsite and a few early birds, eg wonderwoman, had gone passed it and had to u turn back. Parking area was quite limited considering Wednesday Hash is a big chapter and the popularity of the two Hares had also attracted a large number of guests. Before the run, the Hares gathered all the hashers to announce that there were 4 checks and 3 hills in total and the 3rd check had a mystery drink enough for the first 10 FROPs.
6.00pm:---ON! ON! Sharp at 6.00pm, Flinstone, the Hare started the run. The FROPs were eagered to compete and were seen charging pass the nursery and heading towards the first mini hill. Thinking that they would be the first fews to taste what the Hares had provided for them. They were soon realized that it was not that easy!!! SCBs were taking it easy and were strolling in and around the hugh nursery to get their usual 1 hour workout.
7.00pm:---ONSITE. The usual 1 hour run would see the FROPs streaming in from the home trial but today it was not to be and the only one back were the SCBs. The 2nd group of SCBs, led by Mongol, were seen running in 1/2 hour later. Even the usual front runners like Ironman, Kongkek(guest), G-string etc were shortcutting - reason being very difficult 2nd check and it was getting dark. By now, 60% of the runners were back but there were still another 40 brave hashers running in the dark.
8.00pm:---THE CIRCLE. Where were the Circle? No government!! All the senior committee members were not back yet!! Then we saw the 1st FROP running in. Guessed who? Monbil One and followed by LowChee. Without much hesitation, Mobil One and Flinstone, took their 4x4 to rescue the BROPs. By now an incomplete circle had been formed and realizing how bored they were, MohMunTai took the floor, joined by Loudspeaker, and began singing the hash songs. Rookie JM LanSi came back at 8.30pm and started the circle. The Hare, minus Fliinstone, and their Co-Hares were duly iced and on down!! Followed by more Co-Hares. Well! well! well! Too many cooks spoil the soup. Exactly, local breed KweiLoh should realize early when you had too many masterminds in the mist, the run usually lengthened. More on down for the Hare and his Co-hares when the Whip tookover. However, the Whip was in turn iced and on down by acting GM for not following the proper procedure by handling over the floor to MohMunTai instead of acting GM.
9.00pm:---HASH DINNER. Circle closed? Not to be! GM and all her sidekicks just got back by the 4x4 and was very anguished to punish the Hares for setting such a long run. MohMunTai and Flinstone were immediately summon to sit on ice. Instead of 3 hills according to the Hares, there were 5 hills she claimed and the last one is more like a mountain, even higher than mount KK.
And the mystery drink turned out to be an adultered coconut juice and one of her comrade almost fainted after consuming it. Fortunately, fellow senior hasher from Batu Pahat Bulldozer came to the rescue. The Thank You song was extended to both Bulldozer and Original. Also, to another guest, Lee, with his Touchlight, saved our JM LanSi. The circle finally closed..
10.00pm:--HASH RESTAURANT. Finally we were at the restaurant and with 8 tables full of hungry hashers. Food had to wait cos the Hares had provided us with the very delicious dark fluid to be consumed first. It was indeed very nice. 8 course dinner were then served. More golden fluid, in fact 3 bottles per table, were ordered for hashers who were not keen on dark draft. The enjoyment continued.
11.00pm:--HASH COST. Every goodthing has to come to an end sooner or later. But tonight, the end never ends cos the Hares were so happy that they ordered to open another barrel of Hitam Manis and more Carlsbergs were also ordered. At the end, it was all FOC. The Hares were duly on down for their generosity. Thank you.
12.00pm/am:--HASH GOODNIGHT. By now, many hashers had left for home. And it was time for GM table and rightly so, 2 table full of hard cores continued to enjoy the drink until finally...........
01.00am:---LAST MEN STANDING. The last foursome, Flinstone, Big Potato, LowChee and your truly, still drinking. However, we still couldnot finish the beer and at the end the last 2 (only 2 left after so many) had to be surrendered. ON!! ON!! See you next Wednesday.
YOURS TRULY
Date : 21st Apr 2010
Runsite : Lima Kedai .
Hare : Moh Man Tai 012-7103306 & Flinstone 012-7878780
How to go : Take J.B. – K.L. road. After Taman Ungku Tun Aminah, turn left to Gelang Patah road.Drive on till you reach Lima Kedai and look for HHH signs.
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| 寄件者Cola |
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REHASH NO. 2167 DATED 21/04/2010
HARES: MOH MUN TAI & FLINSTONE
RUNSITE: LIMA KEDAI
4.00pm:---THANK GOD IT'S WEDNESDAY. Hashing time again. Got up after a good afternoon nap and it was time to get ready for hash. Before that, need to make a few calls to my coffee soulmates.
5.00pm:---COFFEE TIME. New runsite meant new place for coffee. Arrived at Kedai Lima and only managed to meet up with Mongol. As usual, had a few hash gossiping tale before heading towards the runsite. Surprise! surprise! No hash sign was put up at this new runsite and a few early birds, eg wonderwoman, had gone passed it and had to u turn back. Parking area was quite limited considering Wednesday Hash is a big chapter and the popularity of the two Hares had also attracted a large number of guests. Before the run, the Hares gathered all the hashers to announce that there were 4 checks and 3 hills in total and the 3rd check had a mystery drink enough for the first 10 FROPs.
6.00pm:---ON! ON! Sharp at 6.00pm, Flinstone, the Hare started the run. The FROPs were eagered to compete and were seen charging pass the nursery and heading towards the first mini hill. Thinking that they would be the first fews to taste what the Hares had provided for them. They were soon realized that it was not that easy!!! SCBs were taking it easy and were strolling in and around the hugh nursery to get their usual 1 hour workout.
7.00pm:---ONSITE. The usual 1 hour run would see the FROPs streaming in from the home trial but today it was not to be and the only one back were the SCBs. The 2nd group of SCBs, led by Mongol, were seen running in 1/2 hour later. Even the usual front runners like Ironman, Kongkek(guest), G-string etc were shortcutting - reason being very difficult 2nd check and it was getting dark. By now, 60% of the runners were back but there were still another 40 brave hashers running in the dark.
8.00pm:---THE CIRCLE. Where were the Circle? No government!! All the senior committee members were not back yet!! Then we saw the 1st FROP running in. Guessed who? Monbil One and followed by LowChee. Without much hesitation, Mobil One and Flinstone, took their 4x4 to rescue the BROPs. By now an incomplete circle had been formed and realizing how bored they were, MohMunTai took the floor, joined by Loudspeaker, and began singing the hash songs. Rookie JM LanSi came back at 8.30pm and started the circle. The Hare, minus Fliinstone, and their Co-Hares were duly iced and on down!! Followed by more Co-Hares. Well! well! well! Too many cooks spoil the soup. Exactly, local breed KweiLoh should realize early when you had too many masterminds in the mist, the run usually lengthened. More on down for the Hare and his Co-hares when the Whip tookover. However, the Whip was in turn iced and on down by acting GM for not following the proper procedure by handling over the floor to MohMunTai instead of acting GM.
9.00pm:---HASH DINNER. Circle closed? Not to be! GM and all her sidekicks just got back by the 4x4 and was very anguished to punish the Hares for setting such a long run. MohMunTai and Flinstone were immediately summon to sit on ice. Instead of 3 hills according to the Hares, there were 5 hills she claimed and the last one is more like a mountain, even higher than mount KK.
And the mystery drink turned out to be an adultered coconut juice and one of her comrade almost fainted after consuming it. Fortunately, fellow senior hasher from Batu Pahat Bulldozer came to the rescue. The Thank You song was extended to both Bulldozer and Original. Also, to another guest, Lee, with his Touchlight, saved our JM LanSi. The circle finally closed..
10.00pm:--HASH RESTAURANT. Finally we were at the restaurant and with 8 tables full of hungry hashers. Food had to wait cos the Hares had provided us with the very delicious dark fluid to be consumed first. It was indeed very nice. 8 course dinner were then served. More golden fluid, in fact 3 bottles per table, were ordered for hashers who were not keen on dark draft. The enjoyment continued.
11.00pm:--HASH COST. Every goodthing has to come to an end sooner or later. But tonight, the end never ends cos the Hares were so happy that they ordered to open another barrel of Hitam Manis and more Carlsbergs were also ordered. At the end, it was all FOC. The Hares were duly on down for their generosity. Thank you.
12.00pm/am:--HASH GOODNIGHT. By now, many hashers had left for home. And it was time for GM table and rightly so, 2 table full of hard cores continued to enjoy the drink until finally...........
01.00am:---LAST MEN STANDING. The last foursome, Flinstone, Big Potato, LowChee and your truly, still drinking. However, we still couldnot finish the beer and at the end the last 2 (only 2 left after so many) had to be surrendered. ON!! ON!! See you next Wednesday.
YOURS TRULY
Friday, April 16, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Seletar Hash House Harriers 30th Anniversary Run
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30th Anniversary on Saturday and Sunday, 26-27 June 2010
Damages
Singapore Hash Members : S$100 for two days.
Malaysian Hash Members : RM200 for two days.
Contact : Bernard 016-7233330 , Email : bernard@tecomas.com.my
Register online at http://seletar.hash.org.sg/30/
Programme
Friday, 25 June 2010
Noon to 9:00 P.M. Registration
9:00 P.M to Midnight Welcome Party
Saturday, 26 June 2010
2:00 P.M. Registration Begins
4:00 P.M. Buses Leave For Long Runs
4:15 P.M. Buses Leave For Medium Runs
4:30 P.M. Buses Leave For Short Runs
6:30 P.M. Return to Run Site
7:30 P.M. Let’s Eat
8:30 P.M. Showtime
Midnight Dance ‘Til You Drop
Sunday, 27 June 2010
12:00 Noon Lunch
2:00 P.M. Gispert Memorial Run
4:30 P.M. Horrors Run
Evening More Drinking
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2166
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Run : 2166
Date 14th Apr 2010
Runsite : Taman Pulai Utama.
Hare : Chapalang 012-7718809 & Condom 012-7512585.
How to go : Take J.B.-K.L. road, after Skudai turn left into Pontian Road. Enter Taman University, pass Jusco & go straight. Look for HHH signs.
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ReHash of Run Number 2166
Venue: Taman Pulai Utama
Date : 14/4/10
Hares : Chapalan & Condom
Preamble
Well this was a new venue for me. It took all the horsepower of my Turbocharged Subaru to get to the run on time. Hash signs were set up very well, but it still seemed a little bit too close to the heart of this new city area for a hash run. Nevertheless a good crowd showed up and all were flagged off promptly at 6 o’clock. Recent afternoon rains promised a slippery trail and some paper searches. We were not to be disappointed on either account.
The Run
As we charged into the palm plantation we moved generally downhill and forded several streams before we turned back from what was a fairly long loop and headed to the highway. The first check was easily broken by Assasin and his gang and we all moved into new area passing through a tunnel underneath the highway. There the second check was broken and we moved into palm estates and more and more river crossings before we began to slowly turn right and back toward the highway where we passed through a lobang by bending over and grabbing ankles, or doing the elephant walk. Surely we were headed home now.
This was not to be the case as we all headed into another loop through stone quarries, and twists and turns to the 3rd check which simply completed this loop and started another one. My GPS was already showing 9 KM and home was far far away. What to do lah. It was getting dark and the snakes were coming out, not the one-eyed spitting kind, but a real cobra crossed right in front of me, just after Kapilan passed it without even seeing it. I had to put the brakes on in full to keep from stepping on the damn thing. Seeing cobras on the run has all sorts of nasty and evil portent, so I vowed to maintain my sobriety for the night and be sure to get home safely.
Regardless, we trudged along with darkening skies and difficult footing. I finally landed home in about 1 hour 30 minutes and 11+ km on the GPS. However the most interesting thing in looking at the trail?? later we had run almost a perfect 4 leaf clover with 4 large loops, this must have been a belated St. Paddy Day run and we were not informed.
As it got increasingly darker, runners came home by dribs and drabs, until the GM finally made her appearance. All took their showers and were ready for the circle by 8:15.
The Circle
This was more of a flattened oval than a circle as we were blocked in with cars and a 2 lane carriageway. The hare’s were appropriately iced and castigated for this extremely long and somewhat foul run. The GM also did some additional whipping before handing over to the whip. All sorts of miscreants were iced, but unfortunately the details are lost as the writer seemed to have forgotten about his cobra encounter and imbibed heavily of the drink. Suffice it to say that after placing many asses on ice, we celebrated run records, and introduced a guest that claimed So Big for her uncle, and concluded with some witty remarks by Moh Man Tai that absolutely no one understood. Then it was off to the restoran 1186 that was fortunately just down the road. We all received good food, and good beer from the hares. Despite the fact the GM left early, there was at least one table that partied until the cows come home. Fortunately the cobra jinx did not affect me and I arrived home safely.
Thank to the hares for a good and challenging event. Best Regards,
MMT
Saturday, April 10, 2010
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"13rd BORNEO NASH HASH "15~17th July 2011
by Miri HHH http://www.mirihhh.com/
Registration Fee : RM 200 per pax (Nov 2009~May 2010), RM 250 per pax (June 2010~Oct 2010) , RM 300 per pax (Nov 2010~Mar 2011) , RM350 per pax (Apr 2011~July 2011)
Please contact Miri H3 GM Wim Van Vliet 019-8856514 Email : wimvanvliet123@hotmail.com
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Sunday, April 4, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2165
Run : 2165
Date 7th Apr 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : TAN BOO LAI 019-7795041 & TAN CHIN GU 012-7985863 &
Date 7th Apr 2010
Runsite : Seri Alam.
Hare : TAN BOO LAI 019-7795041 & TAN CHIN GU 012-7985863 &
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| 寄件者 Cola |
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Johor Joint Run 2010
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Johor Joint Run
JCSC Hash
24th April 2010
Registration : RM40.
Registration Time : 4pm .
Venue : Jalan Sungai Chat
Contact GM : Bernard 016-7233330 , Email : bernard@tecomas.com.my
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Thursday, March 25, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2164
Run : 2164
Date 31st Mac 2010
Runsite : Taman Setia Indah
Hare : G-STRING 012-7803281 / KONG CHAU 012-7076493
Run No 2164
Hare : G String & Kong Chiau
Runsite : Setia Indah
The Seri Austin runsite by the park is off limits to hash. There has been an exchange of letters between the Seri Austin management and hash with the former’s final letter stating that ‘ legal action with cost will be taken against intruders’ This has got to do with our last function there where we insisted on running despite ongoing construction work and subsequently littered all over the parking area.
How do you drive the message through the hashers that JBHHH, the father of all hash, as we claim, is a green club and we do not pollute the environment. How to stop this decaying of society from affecting the oldest hash in the world ? Walk through the parking areas and you will definitely see mineral water bottles and 100plus cans lying around.
We now have to settle behind some unoccupied shop houses as our runsite. This is temporary until they are occupied. One point worth mentioning about the car parks here is that there are actually lots reserved for the handicapped in every row, a good direction from the Setia Indah developers taking us towards a more developed nation. That did not stop some hashers from parking on these lots. Its okay, this area is not ‘operational’ yet but then we have suspicions whether these members, although looking physically sound, may be mentally handicapped..
The trail is as boring as one can set on a motorbike aka motorbike run or highway run. Just to get into the palm oil estate from the runsite is a 700 meters tarmac run. The rest of the trail is on dirt tracks wide enough for lorries. The hares did not bother to transverse through any ditch, streams, hills or any bushes. It was strictly a boring highway run. With only two checks, the FRB and the rest were widely spread out. While running, you would be lucky to see another one or two runners with you. That makes it a very boring run. Adding salt to injury, the run was long around 10 km and the home trail was a 2km stretch of tarmac running. That’s great for my old legs and loose joints. You guys are going to spent more money visiting me during my surgery. Well, the consolation is that everybody got back safe and sound. What can go wrong with this kind of ‘garden’ run.
On to circle. It’s the third week in office for our new hash whip and he is picking up speed. Sore Arse, Soh Big, Safety Boots were on downed for ‘MCA’ related events. Mind me, no politics in hash but joke wise, they ‘rekindle’ the fiasco that’s currently on stage. Moh MunTai took our banner 14095 feet high on Mount Kinabalu but chickened out without the banner being displayed. The cold overwhelmed his patience akin to an old man’s sex syndrome. ie ‘takes time to go up but quick to come down’. The GM on downed our Tan Chin Ku and Big Potatoe for ‘losing face’ in the Scudai HHH DnD boat race. We had two new boots who were christened ‘Red Ant’ and ‘Gong Gong’. These off course were ‘bought’, bought with two crates of golden fluid.
ON ON ON was at the HillXuan… next to the 7 eleven at Setia Indah, already a very familiar makan place with Hash. We did our AGM there as well. The hare ordered so much food and every dish was in big quantities. I could see Lau Char Bohs tar pau home, either to feed dogs or their husbands at home. Same same. Thanks to the Hares for the good effort and a wonderful Wednesday night … again.
ON ON
Wait Long Long No Come
Date 31st Mac 2010
Runsite : Taman Setia Indah
Hare : G-STRING 012-7803281 / KONG CHAU 012-7076493
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| 寄件者 Cola |
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Run No 2164
Hare : G String & Kong Chiau
Runsite : Setia Indah
The Seri Austin runsite by the park is off limits to hash. There has been an exchange of letters between the Seri Austin management and hash with the former’s final letter stating that ‘ legal action with cost will be taken against intruders’ This has got to do with our last function there where we insisted on running despite ongoing construction work and subsequently littered all over the parking area.
How do you drive the message through the hashers that JBHHH, the father of all hash, as we claim, is a green club and we do not pollute the environment. How to stop this decaying of society from affecting the oldest hash in the world ? Walk through the parking areas and you will definitely see mineral water bottles and 100plus cans lying around.
We now have to settle behind some unoccupied shop houses as our runsite. This is temporary until they are occupied. One point worth mentioning about the car parks here is that there are actually lots reserved for the handicapped in every row, a good direction from the Setia Indah developers taking us towards a more developed nation. That did not stop some hashers from parking on these lots. Its okay, this area is not ‘operational’ yet but then we have suspicions whether these members, although looking physically sound, may be mentally handicapped..
The trail is as boring as one can set on a motorbike aka motorbike run or highway run. Just to get into the palm oil estate from the runsite is a 700 meters tarmac run. The rest of the trail is on dirt tracks wide enough for lorries. The hares did not bother to transverse through any ditch, streams, hills or any bushes. It was strictly a boring highway run. With only two checks, the FRB and the rest were widely spread out. While running, you would be lucky to see another one or two runners with you. That makes it a very boring run. Adding salt to injury, the run was long around 10 km and the home trail was a 2km stretch of tarmac running. That’s great for my old legs and loose joints. You guys are going to spent more money visiting me during my surgery. Well, the consolation is that everybody got back safe and sound. What can go wrong with this kind of ‘garden’ run.
On to circle. It’s the third week in office for our new hash whip and he is picking up speed. Sore Arse, Soh Big, Safety Boots were on downed for ‘MCA’ related events. Mind me, no politics in hash but joke wise, they ‘rekindle’ the fiasco that’s currently on stage. Moh MunTai took our banner 14095 feet high on Mount Kinabalu but chickened out without the banner being displayed. The cold overwhelmed his patience akin to an old man’s sex syndrome. ie ‘takes time to go up but quick to come down’. The GM on downed our Tan Chin Ku and Big Potatoe for ‘losing face’ in the Scudai HHH DnD boat race. We had two new boots who were christened ‘Red Ant’ and ‘Gong Gong’. These off course were ‘bought’, bought with two crates of golden fluid.
ON ON ON was at the HillXuan… next to the 7 eleven at Setia Indah, already a very familiar makan place with Hash. We did our AGM there as well. The hare ordered so much food and every dish was in big quantities. I could see Lau Char Bohs tar pau home, either to feed dogs or their husbands at home. Same same. Thanks to the Hares for the good effort and a wonderful Wednesday night … again.
ON ON
Wait Long Long No Come
Monday, March 22, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2163
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| 寄件者 Cola |
Run : 2163
Date 24th Mac 2010
Runsite : Taman Desa Tebrau .
Hare : Cepat Keluar 012-7772298 & Cepat Masuk .
RUN NO :2163 DATE :24TH MAR 10(WED)
HARES :CEPAT KELUAR RUNSITE :TAMAN DESA TEBRAU
CEPAT MASUK
TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY
AFTER WORKING COME FOR HASH
EVERY BODY MIX TOGETHER
TALK 3 TALK 4 SPEND ONE DAY
CEPAT KELUAR BIRTHDAY RUN
THEY GOT HIGH HAND LAY THE RUN
RAINING STILL HAPPY TOO
INSIDE JUNGLE RUNNING FUN
CEPAT MASUK COOK MEE SIAM
CAMPUR FISH BALL 'SIOT"MAKAN
JUICY BIKIN KUIH PISANG
ENAK TIDAK CUKUP KAU MAKAN
ON ON FREE BEER KAU SUKA
GOOD FOOD GOOD DRINK NEED JAGA
DON"T DRUNK UNTIL YOU CAN"T DRIVE
BALIK MANDU BERHATI-HATINYA
SCRIBE :G-STRING & KONG CHAU
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers 2010~2011 Committees
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GM : Ice Cream (019-7711556) Email : smteoh@growmate.com.my
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| JOINTMASTERS: FLINTSTONE 012-787 8780 |
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| JOINTMASTERS: LAN SI 016-702 2129 |
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| ON SEC: NYONYA MAH 012-737 8188 Email : fionam_5@yahoo.com |
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| Asst On Sec : BIG BUM 016-772 1448 Email : tina148@tm.net.my |
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| ON CASH: SO BIG 019-754 3330 |
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| ASST ON CASH: GUO SIONG 019-778 2731 |
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| HASH WHIP: JACK ASS 012-723 2935 |
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| INTERHASH SEC: ITCHY KANG 016-778 3106 |
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| WELFARE SEC: COCA COLA 012-771 9770 |
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| COMMITTEE : BULLDOG 019-777 4880 |
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| COMMITTEE : JUICY 016-773 1900 |
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| COMMITTEE :HANDSOME 012-788 7966 |
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| COMMITTEE : INDOMEE 012-710 0004 |
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| COMMITTEE : SOH ASS 019-777 7861 |
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| COMMITTEE : MONGOL 016-723 1331 |
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| AUDITORS : ONE NIGHT STAND 019-778 2328 |
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| AUDITORS : ZHU MI CHON 019-770 5679 |
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2162
Run : 2162
Date 17th Mac 2010
Runsite : Taman Seri Austin
Hare : Handsome & Anthonai
Date 17th Mac 2010
Runsite : Taman Seri Austin
Hare : Handsome & Anthonai
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Johor Bahru Hash House Harriers Run 2161
Run : 2161
Date 10th Mac 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas .
Hare : Cuci Jamban & Moses Gan.
Run No : 2161 Run Date 10th March 2010
Hare : Cuci Jamban/ Runsite: Impian Emas
This place veli popular leh, you know lah, many many other hash paper lah. Got Skudai Hash lah, TP , city, hazard, all JB hash chapters like run here.. But today JB hash bit different lah, got new government.
When I allive ah, the sepak tarkraw team arready kick, here kick there kick, many many kick. Don’t know who kick who but many many kick. Turn out ok lah, many many also but I don’t know count 123, only know 4D. The lun start 6 o’clock. I, you know lah, sortcutter so many many FRB tell me this stori. Trail starts up the road then railway track run 500 meters. Then only go across into the other side. First Check very simple thru tunnel but many FRB bodoh, cannot find until I think IndoMee can find. But he action, run fast fast but still overtake by FRbs like highway lori overtake by proton. Second check easy lah, four ways, but easily checked. Third check I dono , ask elibody but nobody know. Frist runner come back 7 o’clock so run not many long lah .
Circle start 8 o’clock. Wah, this time new GM take action. Sweet voice GM Ice Cream call stand up 1 minute silence for Curly’s beloved parent bereathment. Then swing low and singing by Moh Mun Tai. She then introduce new government by on down each one by one. Everybody clap. Then new hash whip Jack Arse take over. Wah Men, this new whip ah everytime say please and tank you. Veli polite one leh, our ear cannot tahan.
We then go to On On ON at 63 Impian Emas, also veli popular place with hash. The lady boss see us always veli happy especially me because I am handsome mah…Food is veli good, especially the 3 free beer bought by the hare. Later, we buy more also no problem because this place for hash Carlsberg only 12 ringgit lah. I must say I did enjoy myself tonight lah, thanks to the hares for the job well done….
ON ON Handsome
Date 10th Mac 2010
Runsite : Taman Impian Emas .
Hare : Cuci Jamban & Moses Gan.
Run No : 2161 Run Date 10th March 2010
Hare : Cuci Jamban/ Runsite: Impian Emas
This place veli popular leh, you know lah, many many other hash paper lah. Got Skudai Hash lah, TP , city, hazard, all JB hash chapters like run here.. But today JB hash bit different lah, got new government.
When I allive ah, the sepak tarkraw team arready kick, here kick there kick, many many kick. Don’t know who kick who but many many kick. Turn out ok lah, many many also but I don’t know count 123, only know 4D. The lun start 6 o’clock. I, you know lah, sortcutter so many many FRB tell me this stori. Trail starts up the road then railway track run 500 meters. Then only go across into the other side. First Check very simple thru tunnel but many FRB bodoh, cannot find until I think IndoMee can find. But he action, run fast fast but still overtake by FRbs like highway lori overtake by proton. Second check easy lah, four ways, but easily checked. Third check I dono , ask elibody but nobody know. Frist runner come back 7 o’clock so run not many long lah .
Circle start 8 o’clock. Wah, this time new GM take action. Sweet voice GM Ice Cream call stand up 1 minute silence for Curly’s beloved parent bereathment. Then swing low and singing by Moh Mun Tai. She then introduce new government by on down each one by one. Everybody clap. Then new hash whip Jack Arse take over. Wah Men, this new whip ah everytime say please and tank you. Veli polite one leh, our ear cannot tahan.
We then go to On On ON at 63 Impian Emas, also veli popular place with hash. The lady boss see us always veli happy especially me because I am handsome mah…Food is veli good, especially the 3 free beer bought by the hare. Later, we buy more also no problem because this place for hash Carlsberg only 12 ringgit lah. I must say I did enjoy myself tonight lah, thanks to the hares for the job well done….
ON ON Handsome
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