WHEN:25th May 11
HARES:CUCI JAMBAN 019-7564563/MOSES 016-7187229
WHERE: TAMAN PERINDUSTRIAN BERJAYA
HOW: From North-South Highway,take Kempas exit & head towards Seelong. Drive Past Starhill Golf Resort & look for HHH signs on your left.
Venue: Taman Berindustrial Berjaya Date: 24.5.11
Hares: Moses N Cuci Jamban
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Hello! My name is Lau Chau Ngi. Hash peeple call me Handsome. Wemen say I look
preety. But men say no agree. Last Wetnessday run Nyonya tell me piss no forget do
writing up or what thay call scrub. Aiyoyo must writing in Inggish ah! I can only writing
Chineese lah. I last time go Nantah U in Singapore. No go to Arseford U in Englund. So no
can writing Ang Moh. But if I writing in Chineese than no fair to Moh Mun Tai, Subra,
Hindomee. So I asrse my son help me and I allso check inggish dicksernary lah,
Todai belly good wherether but belly hot. Run go inside oil pump. Than go inside rubbar
tree.Than go round and round Some peeple go giddy. Run not long and also not sort. Can
see Seng Bock and Sek Can sort cut walkking belly slowlly talkking cock and bool. Than
come back got hot ang tau chooi and also doh no what name kueh.
Aftar take bath GM call circus at 8.10pm. Wah so many many appel to eat. Moh Mun Tai
go up tell us he leeving J.B. He got job in Pillipeen and allso got Pillipeeno girl friend.
Good lucklah! Than So Big got 600 mugg and allso Cuci got 500 mugg. Kongkektulation!
We than go lestorunt 63 to eatting on on. Got six table. Food nott bad. Belly filling. Got
food. Got beer. Got many talkking. Eveliboddy belly happi. Now go home got wife to
waiting. You know ah, I takking four hour to writting this scrub. Bely lucki onlly one year
one time!
HANDSOME (WRITTING THIS SCRUB) AND
ANTHONAI (NO WRITTING THIS SCRUB)